"Uncle Fireball, the one who is going to be killed by Shusha's shotgun is you, right?"
Uncle Huoqiu looked ashamed, thought for a while, and defended himself: "I just held a breath in my chest and couldn't spit it out. Maybe I can calm down by teasing Shu Zhe..."
Uncle Huoqiu said that I felt quite guilty: When I first deceived Shu Zhe into becoming a rope model, I told the squad leader that I would help Shu Zhe with physical training so that he could pass the physical education standards for the high school entrance examination in the future.
Uncle Fireball refused to listen. When he heard what I said, he started to express his bitterness:
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
As a result, the goal of reaching the sports standard was not achieved, but the transvestite achieved it, with three men chasing after her. This achievement can already make many girls jealous and want to cry.
"Don't look down on me!" Uncle Fireball said seriously, "Although Sasha's shotgun is indeed terrifying, that's not why I didn't do evil things to her! If I did something that was worse than a beast, how could I be worthy of Sasha? My parents are worthy of my brother and sister-in-law!"
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
Uncle Fireball's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, "I... How could I do something to my niece? I hadn't learned how to use computers at that time, and I hadn't started surfing the Internet yet! The most I could do was touch Shasha's head!"
After moving the negotiation position to another bedroom, I closed the door and said to Uncle Huoqiu.
"You are seeking death!" Uncle Huoqiu was aroused by the irresponsible increase in the number of suitors. "What would Sasha do if she knew that her brother was being chased by three men, and that the culprits were you and me? ah?"
"I didn't buy those things!" Uncle Fireball refused to admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy them!"
"And Uncle Fireball, why didn't you tell me that the delivery address you left is not the ranger's hut!" I said sternly, "The address you left is a small town at the foot of the mountain, okay! Let someone else collect it on your behalf! That's it! How dare you let someone collect such terrible things!?"
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dressing table with my fingertips, "You really bought the lubricant and intestinal tract device online. The express delivery should be delivered to your door in a while, right?"
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"Yeah, it's not too controlling..." In this regard, Uncle Huoqiu is not as confident as Director Cao.
Uncle Huoqiu frowned, "Then why does the shipper on the express delivery list always write your home address? If it was my nephew's home address, wouldn't I have discovered a problem!"
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"Yeah, it's not too controlling..." In this regard, Uncle Huoqiu is not as confident as Director Cao.
I put on a teasing smile on my face, "Uncle Fireball, are you worthy of Shusha's parents by letting Shu Zhe pretend to be a transvestite to serve you?"
"Eh? What does this mean?"
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
"I didn't buy those things!" Uncle Fireball refused to admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy them!"
Uncle Huoqiu looked ashamed, thought for a while, and defended himself: "I just held a breath in my chest and couldn't spit it out. Maybe I can calm down by teasing Shu Zhe..."
Damn it, you are still thinking about getting Shu Zhe pregnant! It seems that if I don't come to save people today, you will really blow Shu Zhe's asshole! Although I was pretty sure that the squad leader was not in danger, I breathed a sigh of relief and didn't really care about Shu Zhe's anus...
"You are seeking death!" Uncle Huoqiu was aroused by the irresponsible increase in the number of suitors. "What would Sasha do if she knew that her brother was being chased by three men, and that the culprits were you and me? ah?"
"Really?" I asked, "I heard from Shu Zhe that you were browsing the product page of lubricant and intestinal tract device! Didn't you want to explode Shu Zhe's anus? The most unforgivable thing is that you were still browsing It’s not the product page of my online store!”
"Buy your product?" Uncle Huoqiu's eyes widened, "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy product!"
"The ranger's hut has to be climbed up a mountain, and the courier is unwilling to deliver it! And if it is eaten by a bear, who is to blame! The first Tenga airplane cup I bought was thrown casually at the foot of the mountain by the courier. Go down the mountain and pick it up yourself! When I arrived, the outer packaging of the express delivery had been half opened by monkeys!"
"Ye Lin," Uncle Huoqiu said, looking at his wedding photo on the wall, "I think we are like grasshoppers on a thread, neither of us can escape."
"You're right! Su Dongpo, hurry up and open the courier! What do you think of Xiao Hong'an? We'll know by looking at the contents of the courier!"
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
"Only SB will continue to buy things from your house! I was so fooled, haven't I learned my lesson yet?"
"You are seeking death!" Uncle Huoqiu was aroused by the irresponsible increase in the number of suitors. "What would Sasha do if she knew that her brother was being chased by three men, and that the culprits were you and me? ah?"
I accidentally entered the mode of the Happy Valley love shop owner again.
"Eh? What does this mean?"
I accidentally entered the mode of the Happy Valley love shop owner again.
"Buy your product?" Uncle Huoqiu's eyes widened, "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy product!"
"Buy your product?" Uncle Huoqiu's eyes widened, "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy product!"
After swallowing, I had to admit that Uncle Huoqiu was right. If Shu Zhe's true degree of effeminateness was known to my sister, Uncle Huoqiu and I would be in danger, and we would most likely be killed together by Shu Sha.
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
So I said seriously: "Uncle Fireball, are you a lolicon?"
"Uncle Fireball, please be patient," I said calmly because of my heart disease. "Except for the early transvestite items, all the later items were sent to you by Shu Zhe. Strictly speaking, What you bought was not 'my' product, but your 'own' product!"
"Really?" I asked, "I heard from Shu Zhe that you were browsing the product page of lubricant and intestinal tract device! Didn't you want to explode Shu Zhe's anus? The most unforgivable thing is that you were still browsing It’s not the product page of my online store!”
Uncle Huoqiu said that I felt quite guilty: When I first deceived Shu Zhe into becoming a rope model, I told the squad leader that I would help Shu Zhe with physical training so that he could pass the physical education standards for the high school entrance examination in the future.
When I used language to act like a hooligan, the squad leader once made it clear that if she was violated, she would never stay silent in humiliation, but would resolutely call the police. If the law could not give her justice, she would use a shotgun to seek justice.
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
"Uncle Fireball, please be patient," I said calmly because of my heart disease. "Except for the early transvestite items, all the later items were sent to you by Shu Zhe. Strictly speaking, What you bought was not 'my' product, but your 'own' product!"
As a result, the goal of reaching the sports standard was not achieved, but the transvestite achieved it, with three men chasing after her. This achievement can already make many girls jealous and want to cry.
Cao Cao was about to arrive. I was discussing express delivery with Uncle Huoqiu when the doorbell rang outside, and at the same time a young man's voice said: "Delivery of express delivery!"
"They are three men." I pointed out my finger and reminded, "There is also a Taekwondo practitioner named Tang Jiang, but he doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man yet."
Uncle Huoqiu frowned, "Then why does the shipper on the express delivery list always write your home address? If it was my nephew's home address, wouldn't I have discovered a problem!"
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
"Eh? What does this mean?"
Cao Cao was about to arrive. I was discussing express delivery with Uncle Huoqiu when the doorbell rang outside, and at the same time a young man's voice said: "Delivery of express delivery!"
"Uncle Fireball, please calm down~~~Otherwise your IQ will be lowered~~~~" I took a sip of water from the water dispenser slowly, "The things Shu Zhe sent you are always worse than the others. , The courier can also deliberately choose to pick up the goods when my sister is not at home, but if there is something wrong with the goods and it is necessary to return the goods, it will be terrible for my sister to find out. "
Suddenly it occurred to me that bringing Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan here today was not only to prevent Shu Zhe from being fucked, but also to eliminate the hidden dangers hanging over the squad leader.
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
"So write down our shipping address and leave my contact information, and all subsequent questions will be mine!"
"That's why I asked Old Liu from the Shanxia Hotel to collect it for me! A lot of the wild ginseng I dug was sold to him! He is obsessed with qigong. Apart from medicinal materials that can increase his power, he is not interested in anything else!"
"Really?" I asked, "I heard from Shu Zhe that you were browsing the product page of lubricant and intestinal tract device! Didn't you want to explode Shu Zhe's anus? The most unforgivable thing is that you were still browsing It’s not the product page of my online store!”
As a result, the goal of reaching the sports standard was not achieved, but the transvestite achieved it, with three men chasing after her. This achievement can already make many girls jealous and want to cry.
Uncle Fireball refused to listen. When he heard what I said, he started to express his bitterness:
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
Uncle Huoqiu frowned, "Then why does the shipper on the express delivery list always write your home address? If it was my nephew's home address, wouldn't I have discovered a problem!"
"The only boy in my family has become like this. I will punish you on behalf of the ancestors of the Shu family!"
Uncle Huoqiu said that I felt quite guilty: When I first deceived Shu Zhe into becoming a rope model, I told the squad leader that I would help Shu Zhe with physical training so that he could pass the physical education standards for the high school entrance examination in the future.
"And Uncle Fireball, why didn't you tell me that the delivery address you left is not the ranger's hut!" I said sternly, "The address you left is a small town at the foot of the mountain, okay! Let someone else collect it on your behalf! That's it! How dare you let someone collect such terrible things!?"
"It must be something worse... Is it so bad that my online store doesn't even sell it, so you have to buy it from someone else?"
I accidentally entered the mode of the Happy Valley love shop owner again.
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
Uncle Huoqiu said that I felt quite guilty: When I first deceived Shu Zhe into becoming a rope model, I told the squad leader that I would help Shu Zhe with physical training so that he could pass the physical education standards for the high school entrance examination in the future.
"Ye Lin," Uncle Huoqiu said, looking at his wedding photo on the wall, "I think we are like grasshoppers on a thread, neither of us can escape."
I accidentally entered the mode of the Happy Valley love shop owner again.
"I also feel ashamed that I have fallen like this! I can only blame the Japanese and Americans for producing too many online pornographic materials! But... I am also Sasha's biological uncle, and I will not be detrimental to her in any way. Yes! At least in front of Sasha, I have to maintain my tall image!"
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
Uncle Fireball refused to listen. When he heard what I said, he started to express his bitterness:
"If I told you in advance, it wouldn't be a surprise!"
"They are three men." I pointed out my finger and reminded, "There is also a Taekwondo practitioner named Tang Jiang, but he doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man yet."
"If I told you in advance, it wouldn't be a surprise!"
"I didn't buy those things!" Uncle Fireball refused to admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy them!"
After the two gunshots, Uncle Huoqiu and I fell to the ground, but the squad leader had no joy at all in getting revenge, because her brother was dating six men every day, and the gifts he received filled several empty rooms.
"The ranger's hut has to be climbed up a mountain, and the courier is unwilling to deliver it! And if it is eaten by a bear, who is to blame! The first Tenga airplane cup I bought was thrown casually at the foot of the mountain by the courier. Go down the mountain and pick it up yourself! When I arrived, the outer packaging of the express delivery had been half opened by monkeys!"
"The ranger's hut has to be climbed up a mountain, and the courier is unwilling to deliver it! And if it is eaten by a bear, who is to blame! The first Tenga airplane cup I bought was thrown casually at the foot of the mountain by the courier. Go down the mountain and pick it up yourself! When I arrived, the outer packaging of the express delivery had been half opened by monkeys!"
"Can it really destroy us?" I asked tentatively.
"So write down our shipping address and leave my contact information, and all subsequent questions will be mine!"
"They are three men." I pointed out my finger and reminded, "There is also a Taekwondo practitioner named Tang Jiang, but he doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man yet."
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
Uncle Huoqiu said that I felt quite guilty: When I first deceived Shu Zhe into becoming a rope model, I told the squad leader that I would help Shu Zhe with physical training so that he could pass the physical education standards for the high school entrance examination in the future.
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
"How can it be the same!?" Uncle Fireball stared at me and said, "The transvestite can't get pregnant!"
"And Uncle Fireball, why didn't you tell me that the delivery address you left is not the ranger's hut!" I said sternly, "The address you left is a small town at the foot of the mountain, okay! Let someone else collect it on your behalf! That's it! How dare you let someone collect such terrible things!?"
"Can it really destroy us?" I asked tentatively.
Uncle Huoqiu frowned, "Then why does the shipper on the express delivery list always write your home address? If it was my nephew's home address, wouldn't I have discovered a problem!"
We, a pair of business enemies, complained to each other for a long time before we realized that we were each responsible and no one was completely innocent.
"That's why I asked Old Liu from the Shanxia Hotel to collect it for me! A lot of the wild ginseng I dug was sold to him! He is obsessed with qigong. Apart from medicinal materials that can increase his power, he is not interested in anything else!"
"I didn't buy those things!" Uncle Fireball refused to admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy them!"
Uncle Fireball's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, "I... How could I do something to my niece? I hadn't learned how to use computers at that time, and I hadn't started surfing the Internet yet! The most I could do was touch Shasha's head!"
"Only SB will continue to buy things from your house! I was so fooled, haven't I learned my lesson yet?"
We, a pair of business enemies, complained to each other for a long time before we realized that we were each responsible and no one was completely innocent.
"It must be something worse... Is it so bad that my online store doesn't even sell it, so you have to buy it from someone else?"
"Uncle Fireball, if you don't tell lies in front of real people, just open the express and let us see what it is?"
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
Cao Cao was about to arrive. I was discussing express delivery with Uncle Huoqiu when the doorbell rang outside, and at the same time a young man's voice said: "Delivery of express delivery!"
"They are three men." I pointed out my finger and reminded, "There is also a Taekwondo practitioner named Tang Jiang, but he doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man yet."
"And Uncle Fireball, why didn't you tell me that the delivery address you left is not the ranger's hut!" I said sternly, "The address you left is a small town at the foot of the mountain, okay! Let someone else collect it on your behalf! That's it! How dare you let someone collect such terrible things!?"
"Ye Lin," Uncle Huoqiu said, looking at his wedding photo on the wall, "I think we are like grasshoppers on a thread, neither of us can escape."
"The ranger's hut has to be climbed up a mountain, and the courier is unwilling to deliver it! And if it is eaten by a bear, who is to blame! The first Tenga airplane cup I bought was thrown casually at the foot of the mountain by the courier. Go down the mountain and pick it up yourself! When I arrived, the outer packaging of the express delivery had been half opened by monkeys!"
Seeing the sincerity of his words, I felt a little relieved, and asked half-jokingly: "Uncle Fireball, are you actually afraid of being shot by Shusha?"
"Ye Lin," Uncle Huoqiu said, looking at his wedding photo on the wall, "I think we are like grasshoppers on a thread, neither of us can escape."
Uncle Huoqiu looked ashamed, thought for a while, and defended himself: "I just held a breath in my chest and couldn't spit it out. Maybe I can calm down by teasing Shu Zhe..."
"Uncle Fireball, the one who is going to be killed by Shusha's shotgun is you, right?"
Seeing the sincerity of his words, I felt a little relieved, and asked half-jokingly: "Uncle Fireball, are you actually afraid of being shot by Shusha?"
We, a pair of business enemies, complained to each other for a long time before we realized that we were each responsible and no one was completely innocent.
"Eh? What does this mean?"
"Don't look down on me!" Uncle Fireball said seriously, "Although Sasha's shotgun is indeed terrifying, that's not why I didn't do evil things to her! If I did something that was worse than a beast, how could I be worthy of Sasha? My parents are worthy of my brother and sister-in-law!"
"Really?" I asked, "I heard from Shu Zhe that you were browsing the product page of lubricant and intestinal tract device! Didn't you want to explode Shu Zhe's anus? The most unforgivable thing is that you were still browsing It’s not the product page of my online store!”
Uncle Fireball refused to listen. When he heard what I said, he started to express his bitterness:
"Tch, you still say that I have a low IQ?" Uncle Huoqiu banged the bedside table beside him, "My brother only has one son, Shu Zhe, and Sasha only has one younger brother, Shu Zhe. Now we should cooperate inside and outside and let Shu Zhe wear women's underwear. , developed his strange hobby, causing two men to compete to be his girlfriend... "
"Um..." Although I wanted to praise Uncle Huoqiu for having some conscience, I still complained: "If you don't do evil things to Shu Sha, but only do evil things to Shu Zhe, are you worthy of your brother and sister-in-law?"
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
"Uncle Fireball, please calm down~~~Otherwise your IQ will be lowered~~~~" I took a sip of water from the water dispenser slowly, "The things Shu Zhe sent you are always worse than the others. , The courier can also deliberately choose to pick up the goods when my sister is not at home, but if there is something wrong with the goods and it is necessary to return the goods, it will be terrible for my sister to find out. "
After swallowing, I had to admit that Uncle Huoqiu was right. If Shu Zhe's true degree of effeminateness was known to my sister, Uncle Huoqiu and I would be in danger, and we would most likely be killed together by Shu Sha.
"Don't look down on me!" Uncle Fireball said seriously, "Although Sasha's shotgun is indeed terrifying, that's not why I didn't do evil things to her! If I did something that was worse than a beast, how could I be worthy of Sasha? My parents are worthy of my brother and sister-in-law!"
"Um..." Although I wanted to praise Uncle Huoqiu for having some conscience, I still complained: "If you don't do evil things to Shu Sha, but only do evil things to Shu Zhe, are you worthy of your brother and sister-in-law?"
I accidentally entered the mode of the Happy Valley love shop owner again.
"Then what did you buy? What did you tell Shu Zhe as a 'surprise' for him after dinner?"
"They are three men." I pointed out my finger and reminded, "There is also a Taekwondo practitioner named Tang Jiang, but he doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man yet."
So I said seriously: "Uncle Fireball, are you a lolicon?"
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
"They are three men." I pointed out my finger and reminded, "There is also a Taekwondo practitioner named Tang Jiang, but he doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man yet."
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
"You are seeking death!" Uncle Huoqiu was aroused by the irresponsible increase in the number of suitors. "What would Sasha do if she knew that her brother was being chased by three men, and that the culprits were you and me? ah?"
"Uncle Fireball, please calm down~~~Otherwise your IQ will be lowered~~~~" I took a sip of water from the water dispenser slowly, "The things Shu Zhe sent you are always worse than the others. , The courier can also deliberately choose to pick up the goods when my sister is not at home, but if there is something wrong with the goods and it is necessary to return the goods, it will be terrible for my sister to find out. "
I put on a teasing smile on my face, "Uncle Fireball, are you worthy of Shusha's parents by letting Shu Zhe pretend to be a transvestite to serve you?"
"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dressing table with my fingertips, "You really bought the lubricant and intestinal tract device online. The express delivery should be delivered to your door in a while, right?"
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"If there is lubricating fluid and an intestinal organ inside, I, Fan Chuan, will whip you right away!"
Uncle Fireball's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, "I... How could I do something to my niece? I hadn't learned how to use computers at that time, and I hadn't started surfing the Internet yet! The most I could do was touch Shasha's head!"
Cao Cao was about to arrive. I was discussing express delivery with Uncle Huoqiu when the doorbell rang outside, and at the same time a young man's voice said: "Delivery of express delivery!"
"I also feel ashamed that I have fallen like this! I can only blame the Japanese and Americans for producing too many online pornographic materials! But... I am also Sasha's biological uncle, and I will not be detrimental to her in any way. Yes! At least in front of Sasha, I have to maintain my tall image!"
"Can it really destroy us?" I asked tentatively.
After Uncle Huoqiu signed for it, the courier was in a hurry to deliver the goods to the next store, and left in a hurry. The three of me, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding surrounded Uncle Huoqiu, waiting for him to open the express packaging box in front of him.
"Uncle Fireball, please be patient," I said calmly because of my heart disease. "Except for the early transvestite items, all the later items were sent to you by Shu Zhe. Strictly speaking, What you bought was not 'my' product, but your 'own' product!"
"Don't look down on me!" Uncle Fireball said seriously, "Although Sasha's shotgun is indeed terrifying, that's not why I didn't do evil things to her! If I did something that was worse than a beast, how could I be worthy of Sasha? My parents are worthy of my brother and sister-in-law!"
"It must be something worse... Is it so bad that my online store doesn't even sell it, so you have to buy it from someone else?"
"Eh? What does this mean?"
I put on a teasing smile on my face, "Uncle Fireball, are you worthy of Shusha's parents by letting Shu Zhe pretend to be a transvestite to serve you?"
Uncle Fireball refused to listen. When he heard what I said, he started to express his bitterness:
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
"Why not!" Uncle Huoqiu slapped his thigh, "I know Shasha's character best! She also dotes on this younger brother. If she knew that not only did I not increase Shu Zhe's masculinity, but..."
"Really?" I asked, "I heard from Shu Zhe that you were browsing the product page of lubricant and intestinal tract device! Didn't you want to explode Shu Zhe's anus? The most unforgivable thing is that you were still browsing It’s not the product page of my online store!”
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
"I also feel ashamed that I have fallen like this! I can only blame the Japanese and Americans for producing too many online pornographic materials! But... I am also Sasha's biological uncle, and I will not be detrimental to her in any way. Yes! At least in front of Sasha, I have to maintain my tall image!"
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"Why not!" Uncle Huoqiu slapped his thigh, "I know Shasha's character best! She also dotes on this younger brother. If she knew that not only did I not increase Shu Zhe's masculinity, but..."
Uncle Huoqiu said that I felt quite guilty: When I first deceived Shu Zhe into becoming a rope model, I told the squad leader that I would help Shu Zhe with physical training so that he could pass the physical education standards for the high school entrance examination in the future.
The squad leader will cry even if he knows the truth! Not tears of jealousy, but tears of blood flowing from the heart!
"That's why I asked Old Liu from the Shanxia Hotel to collect it for me! A lot of the wild ginseng I dug was sold to him! He is obsessed with qigong. Apart from medicinal materials that can increase his power, he is not interested in anything else!"
"I also feel ashamed that I have fallen like this! I can only blame the Japanese and Americans for producing too many online pornographic materials! But... I am also Sasha's biological uncle, and I will not be detrimental to her in any way. Yes! At least in front of Sasha, I have to maintain my tall image!"
As a result, the goal of reaching the sports standard was not achieved, but the transvestite achieved it, with three men chasing after her. This achievement can already make many girls jealous and want to cry.
"Can it really destroy us?" I asked tentatively.
"What about now?" I chased after him, "Now that you have degenerated into a pervert, have you ever thought about doing something evil to Shusha? As the uncle she once respected, she will definitely not be wary of you, right?" "
"Yeah, it's not too controlling..." In this regard, Uncle Huoqiu is not as confident as Director Cao.
"They are three men." I pointed out my finger and reminded, "There is also a Taekwondo practitioner named Tang Jiang, but he doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man yet."
"You're right! Su Dongpo, hurry up and open the courier! What do you think of Xiao Hong'an? We'll know by looking at the contents of the courier!"
The squad leader will cry even if he knows the truth! Not tears of jealousy, but tears of blood flowing from the heart!
As a result, the goal of reaching the sports standard was not achieved, but the transvestite achieved it, with three men chasing after her. This achievement can already make many girls jealous and want to cry.
"Eh? What does this mean?"
"Uncle Fireball, the one who is going to be killed by Shusha's shotgun is you, right?"
"The only boy in my family has become like this. I will punish you on behalf of the ancestors of the Shu family!"
After swallowing, I had to admit that Uncle Huoqiu was right. If Shu Zhe's true degree of effeminateness was known to my sister, Uncle Huoqiu and I would be in danger, and we would most likely be killed together by Shu Sha.
Uncle Huoqiu looked ashamed, thought for a while, and defended himself: "I just held a breath in my chest and couldn't spit it out. Maybe I can calm down by teasing Shu Zhe..."
Seeing the sincerity of his words, I felt a little relieved, and asked half-jokingly: "Uncle Fireball, are you actually afraid of being shot by Shusha?"
"You are seeking death!" Uncle Huoqiu was aroused by the irresponsible increase in the number of suitors. "What would Sasha do if she knew that her brother was being chased by three men, and that the culprits were you and me? ah?"
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
"Bang!" "Bang!"
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
"If there is lubricating fluid and an intestinal organ inside, I, Fan Chuan, will whip you right away!"
"Bang!" "Bang!"
When I used language to act like a hooligan, the squad leader once made it clear that if she was violated, she would never stay silent in humiliation, but would resolutely call the police. If the law could not give her justice, she would use a shotgun to seek justice.
Suddenly it occurred to me that bringing Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan here today was not only to prevent Shu Zhe from being fucked, but also to eliminate the hidden dangers hanging over the squad leader.
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
After the two gunshots, Uncle Huoqiu and I fell to the ground, but the squad leader had no joy at all in getting revenge, because her brother was dating six men every day, and the gifts he received filled several empty rooms.
Uncle Huoqiu looked ashamed, thought for a while, and defended himself: "I just held a breath in my chest and couldn't spit it out. Maybe I can calm down by teasing Shu Zhe..."
As if he was worried that I would rush to collect the express delivery, Uncle Huoqiu stood up quickly and walked to the living room to open the door for him. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also poked their heads out of Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.
After swallowing, I had to admit that Uncle Huoqiu was right. If Shu Zhe's true degree of effeminateness was known to my sister, Uncle Huoqiu and I would be in danger, and we would most likely be killed together by Shu Sha.
"If I told you in advance, it wouldn't be a surprise!"
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
"They are three men." I pointed out my finger and reminded, "There is also a Taekwondo practitioner named Tang Jiang, but he doesn't know that Shu Zhe is a man yet."
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
Suddenly it occurred to me that bringing Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan here today was not only to prevent Shu Zhe from being fucked, but also to eliminate the hidden dangers hanging over the squad leader.
"The ranger's hut has to be climbed up a mountain, and the courier is unwilling to deliver it! And if it is eaten by a bear, who is to blame! The first Tenga airplane cup I bought was thrown casually at the foot of the mountain by the courier. Go down the mountain and pick it up yourself! When I arrived, the outer packaging of the express delivery had been half opened by monkeys!"
"Um..." Although I wanted to praise Uncle Huoqiu for having some conscience, I still complained: "If you don't do evil things to Shu Sha, but only do evil things to Shu Zhe, are you worthy of your brother and sister-in-law?"
Uncle Huoqiu looked ashamed, thought for a while, and defended himself: "I just held a breath in my chest and couldn't spit it out. Maybe I can calm down by teasing Shu Zhe..."
"So write down our shipping address and leave my contact information, and all subsequent questions will be mine!"
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
So I said seriously: "Uncle Fireball, are you a lolicon?"
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
"I didn't buy those things!" Uncle Fireball refused to admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy them!"
So I said seriously: "Uncle Fireball, are you a lolicon?"
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"That's why I asked Old Liu from the Shanxia Hotel to collect it for me! A lot of the wild ginseng I dug was sold to him! He is obsessed with qigong. Apart from medicinal materials that can increase his power, he is not interested in anything else!"
"It must be something worse... Is it so bad that my online store doesn't even sell it, so you have to buy it from someone else?"
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
"Yeah, it's not too controlling..." In this regard, Uncle Huoqiu is not as confident as Director Cao.
"You're right! Su Dongpo, hurry up and open the courier! What do you think of Xiao Hong'an? We'll know by looking at the contents of the courier!"
"Uncle Fireball, please be patient," I said calmly because of my heart disease. "Except for the early transvestite items, all the later items were sent to you by Shu Zhe. Strictly speaking, What you bought was not 'my' product, but your 'own' product!"
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"And Uncle Fireball, why didn't you tell me that the delivery address you left is not the ranger's hut!" I said sternly, "The address you left is a small town at the foot of the mountain, okay! Let someone else collect it on your behalf! That's it! How dare you let someone collect such terrible things!?"
Uncle Fireball refused to listen. When he heard what I said, he started to express his bitterness:
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"You're right! Su Dongpo, hurry up and open the courier! What do you think of Xiao Hong'an? We'll know by looking at the contents of the courier!"
"Tch, you still say that I have a low IQ?" Uncle Huoqiu banged the bedside table beside him, "My brother only has one son, Shu Zhe, and Sasha only has one younger brother, Shu Zhe. Now we should cooperate inside and outside and let Shu Zhe wear women's underwear. , developed his strange hobby, causing two men to compete to be his girlfriend... "
"Tch, you still say that I have a low IQ?" Uncle Huoqiu banged the bedside table beside him, "My brother only has one son, Shu Zhe, and Sasha only has one younger brother, Shu Zhe. Now we should cooperate inside and outside and let Shu Zhe wear women's underwear. , developed his strange hobby, causing two men to compete to be his girlfriend... "
Seeing the sincerity of his words, I felt a little relieved, and asked half-jokingly: "Uncle Fireball, are you actually afraid of being shot by Shusha?"
"Uncle Fireball, please calm down~~~Otherwise your IQ will be lowered~~~~" I took a sip of water from the water dispenser slowly, "The things Shu Zhe sent you are always worse than the others. , The courier can also deliberately choose to pick up the goods when my sister is not at home, but if there is something wrong with the goods and it is necessary to return the goods, it will be terrible for my sister to find out. "
"Uncle Fireball, the one who is going to be killed by Shusha's shotgun is you, right?"
Uncle Fireball's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, "I... How could I do something to my niece? I hadn't learned how to use computers at that time, and I hadn't started surfing the Internet yet! The most I could do was touch Shasha's head!"
"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dressing table with my fingertips, "You really bought the lubricant and intestinal tract device online. The express delivery should be delivered to your door in a while, right?"
Damn it, you are still thinking about getting Shu Zhe pregnant! It seems that if I don't come to save people today, you will really blow Shu Zhe's asshole! Although I was pretty sure that the squad leader was not in danger, I breathed a sigh of relief and didn't really care about Shu Zhe's anus...
"Really?" I asked, "I heard from Shu Zhe that you were browsing the product page of lubricant and intestinal tract device! Didn't you want to explode Shu Zhe's anus? The most unforgivable thing is that you were still browsing It’s not the product page of my online store!”
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
We, a pair of business enemies, complained to each other for a long time before we realized that we were each responsible and no one was completely innocent.
After Uncle Huoqiu signed for it, the courier was in a hurry to deliver the goods to the next store, and left in a hurry. The three of me, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding surrounded Uncle Huoqiu, waiting for him to open the express packaging box in front of him.
"What about now?" I chased after him, "Now that you have degenerated into a pervert, have you ever thought about doing something evil to Shusha? As the uncle she once respected, she will definitely not be wary of you, right?" "
I put on a teasing smile on my face, "Uncle Fireball, are you worthy of Shusha's parents by letting Shu Zhe pretend to be a transvestite to serve you?"
After Uncle Huoqiu signed for it, the courier was in a hurry to deliver the goods to the next store, and left in a hurry. The three of me, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding surrounded Uncle Huoqiu, waiting for him to open the express packaging box in front of him.
"If there is lubricating fluid and an intestinal organ inside, I, Fan Chuan, will whip you right away!"
After the two gunshots, Uncle Huoqiu and I fell to the ground, but the squad leader had no joy at all in getting revenge, because her brother was dating six men every day, and the gifts he received filled several empty rooms.
"Only SB will continue to buy things from your house! I was so fooled, haven't I learned my lesson yet?"
"I..." Big beads of sweat appeared on Uncle Huoqiu's face, and his brows were knitted into a mess.
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
"That's why I asked Old Liu from the Shanxia Hotel to collect it for me! A lot of the wild ginseng I dug was sold to him! He is obsessed with qigong. Apart from medicinal materials that can increase his power, he is not interested in anything else!"
"I..." Big beads of sweat appeared on Uncle Huoqiu's face, and his brows were knitted into a mess.
"If I told you in advance, it wouldn't be a surprise!"
"I..." Big beads of sweat appeared on Uncle Huoqiu's face, and his brows were knitted into a mess.
When I used language to act like a hooligan, the squad leader once made it clear that if she was violated, she would never stay silent in humiliation, but would resolutely call the police. If the law could not give her justice, she would use a shotgun to seek justice.
"Uncle Fireball, if you don't tell lies in front of real people, just open the express and let us see what it is?"
After swallowing, I had to admit that Uncle Huoqiu was right. If Shu Zhe's true degree of effeminateness was known to my sister, Uncle Huoqiu and I would be in danger, and we would most likely be killed together by Shu Sha.
"So write down our shipping address and leave my contact information, and all subsequent questions will be mine!"
"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dressing table with my fingertips, "You really bought the lubricant and intestinal tract device online. The express delivery should be delivered to your door in a while, right?"
"I also feel ashamed that I have fallen like this! I can only blame the Japanese and Americans for producing too many online pornographic materials! But... I am also Sasha's biological uncle, and I will not be detrimental to her in any way. Yes! At least in front of Sasha, I have to maintain my tall image!"
"Eh? What does this mean?"
"Uncle Fireball, please be patient," I said calmly because of my heart disease. "Except for the early transvestite items, all the later items were sent to you by Shu Zhe. Strictly speaking, What you bought was not 'my' product, but your 'own' product!"
"That's why I asked Old Liu from the Shanxia Hotel to collect it for me! A lot of the wild ginseng I dug was sold to him! He is obsessed with qigong. Apart from medicinal materials that can increase his power, he is not interested in anything else!"
"Um..." Although I wanted to praise Uncle Huoqiu for having some conscience, I still complained: "If you don't do evil things to Shu Sha, but only do evil things to Shu Zhe, are you worthy of your brother and sister-in-law?"
"Then what did you buy? What did you tell Shu Zhe as a 'surprise' for him after dinner?"
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
"How can it be the same!?" Uncle Fireball stared at me and said, "The transvestite can't get pregnant!"
Seeing the sincerity of his words, I felt a little relieved, and asked half-jokingly: "Uncle Fireball, are you actually afraid of being shot by Shusha?"
As if he was worried that I would rush to collect the express delivery, Uncle Huoqiu stood up quickly and walked to the living room to open the door for him. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also poked their heads out of Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.
Uncle Fireball refused to listen. When he heard what I said, he started to express his bitterness:
Uncle Fireball's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, "I... How could I do something to my niece? I hadn't learned how to use computers at that time, and I hadn't started surfing the Internet yet! The most I could do was touch Shasha's head!"
When I used language to act like a hooligan, the squad leader once made it clear that if she was violated, she would never stay silent in humiliation, but would resolutely call the police. If the law could not give her justice, she would use a shotgun to seek justice.
I still feel bad about Uncle Huoqiu buying other people’s things.
"Um..." Although I wanted to praise Uncle Huoqiu for having some conscience, I still complained: "If you don't do evil things to Shu Sha, but only do evil things to Shu Zhe, are you worthy of your brother and sister-in-law?"
What the hell! This monkey evolves a little faster! This high-tech aircraft cup is the result of hundreds of years of human wisdom, and you almost tried it first!
As if he was worried that I would rush to collect the express delivery, Uncle Huoqiu stood up quickly and walked to the living room to open the door for him. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also poked their heads out of Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.
"Don't look down on me!" Uncle Fireball said seriously, "Although Sasha's shotgun is indeed terrifying, that's not why I didn't do evil things to her! If I did something that was worse than a beast, how could I be worthy of Sasha? My parents are worthy of my brother and sister-in-law!"
I still feel bad about Uncle Huoqiu buying other people’s things.
"Uncle Fireball, please be patient," I said calmly because of my heart disease. "Except for the early transvestite items, all the later items were sent to you by Shu Zhe. Strictly speaking, What you bought was not 'my' product, but your 'own' product!"
"You are seeking death!" Uncle Huoqiu was aroused by the irresponsible increase in the number of suitors. "What would Sasha do if she knew that her brother was being chased by three men, and that the culprits were you and me? ah?"
"How can it be the same!?" Uncle Fireball stared at me and said, "The transvestite can't get pregnant!"
"If I told you in advance, it wouldn't be a surprise!"
I accidentally entered the mode of the Happy Valley love shop owner again.
"Can it really destroy us?" I asked tentatively.
"Um..." Although I wanted to praise Uncle Huoqiu for having some conscience, I still complained: "If you don't do evil things to Shu Sha, but only do evil things to Shu Zhe, are you worthy of your brother and sister-in-law?"
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
"That's why I asked Old Liu from the Shanxia Hotel to collect it for me! A lot of the wild ginseng I dug was sold to him! He is obsessed with qigong. Apart from medicinal materials that can increase his power, he is not interested in anything else!"
"Buy your product?" Uncle Huoqiu's eyes widened, "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy product!"
"Buy your product?" Uncle Huoqiu's eyes widened, "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy product!"
I accidentally entered the mode of the Happy Valley love shop owner again.
Suddenly it occurred to me that bringing Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan here today was not only to prevent Shu Zhe from being fucked, but also to eliminate the hidden dangers hanging over the squad leader.
"How can it be the same!?" Uncle Fireball stared at me and said, "The transvestite can't get pregnant!"
"The ranger's hut has to be climbed up a mountain, and the courier is unwilling to deliver it! And if it is eaten by a bear, who is to blame! The first Tenga airplane cup I bought was thrown casually at the foot of the mountain by the courier. Go down the mountain and pick it up yourself! When I arrived, the outer packaging of the express delivery had been half opened by monkeys!"
Uncle Fireball refused to listen. When he heard what I said, he started to express his bitterness:
"Um..." Although I wanted to praise Uncle Huoqiu for having some conscience, I still complained: "If you don't do evil things to Shu Sha, but only do evil things to Shu Zhe, are you worthy of your brother and sister-in-law?"
Damn it, you are still thinking about getting Shu Zhe pregnant! It seems that if I don't come to save people today, you will really blow Shu Zhe's asshole! Although I was pretty sure that the squad leader was not in danger, I breathed a sigh of relief and didn't really care about Shu Zhe's anus...
"Buy your product?" Uncle Huoqiu's eyes widened, "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy product!"
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"Uncle Fireball, if you don't tell lies in front of real people, just open the express and let us see what it is?"
"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dressing table with my fingertips, "You really bought the lubricant and intestinal tract device online. The express delivery should be delivered to your door in a while, right?"
"Then what did you buy? What did you tell Shu Zhe as a 'surprise' for him after dinner?"
Suddenly it occurred to me that bringing Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan here today was not only to prevent Shu Zhe from being fucked, but also to eliminate the hidden dangers hanging over the squad leader.
"Um..." Although I wanted to praise Uncle Huoqiu for having some conscience, I still complained: "If you don't do evil things to Shu Sha, but only do evil things to Shu Zhe, are you worthy of your brother and sister-in-law?"
"I didn't buy those things!" Uncle Fireball refused to admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy them!"
"So write down our shipping address and leave my contact information, and all subsequent questions will be mine!"
After moving the negotiation position to another bedroom, I closed the door and said to Uncle Huoqiu.
When I used language to act like a hooligan, the squad leader once made it clear that if she was violated, she would never stay silent in humiliation, but would resolutely call the police. If the law could not give her justice, she would use a shotgun to seek justice.
As if he was worried that I would rush to collect the express delivery, Uncle Huoqiu stood up quickly and walked to the living room to open the door for him. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also poked their heads out of Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.
I still feel bad about Uncle Huoqiu buying other people’s things.
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
Cao Cao was about to arrive. I was discussing express delivery with Uncle Huoqiu when the doorbell rang outside, and at the same time a young man's voice said: "Delivery of express delivery!"
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
"Then what did you buy? What did you tell Shu Zhe as a 'surprise' for him after dinner?"
"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dressing table with my fingertips, "You really bought the lubricant and intestinal tract device online. The express delivery should be delivered to your door in a while, right?"
After the two gunshots, Uncle Huoqiu and I fell to the ground, but the squad leader had no joy at all in getting revenge, because her brother was dating six men every day, and the gifts he received filled several empty rooms.
Uncle Huoqiu looked ashamed, thought for a while, and defended himself: "I just held a breath in my chest and couldn't spit it out. Maybe I can calm down by teasing Shu Zhe..."
I still feel bad about Uncle Huoqiu buying other people’s things.
I still feel bad about Uncle Huoqiu buying other people’s things.
"Bang!" "Bang!"
After moving the negotiation position to another bedroom, I closed the door and said to Uncle Huoqiu.
"If I told you in advance, it wouldn't be a surprise!"
"I didn't buy those things!" Uncle Fireball refused to admit, "I did browse online, but I didn't buy them!"
Uncle Fireball's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, "I... How could I do something to my niece? I hadn't learned how to use computers at that time, and I hadn't started surfing the Internet yet! The most I could do was touch Shasha's head!"
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
"It must be something worse... Is it so bad that my online store doesn't even sell it, so you have to buy it from someone else?"
"Uncle Fireball..." I tapped the beat on the dressing table with my fingertips, "You really bought the lubricant and intestinal tract device online. The express delivery should be delivered to your door in a while, right?"
We, a pair of business enemies, complained to each other for a long time before we realized that we were each responsible and no one was completely innocent.
I still feel bad about Uncle Huoqiu buying other people’s things.
"Eh? What does this mean?"
"If there is lubricating fluid and an intestinal organ inside, I, Fan Chuan, will whip you right away!"
"So write down our shipping address and leave my contact information, and all subsequent questions will be mine!"
I put on a teasing smile on my face, "Uncle Fireball, are you worthy of Shusha's parents by letting Shu Zhe pretend to be a transvestite to serve you?"
"Ye Lin," Uncle Huoqiu said, looking at his wedding photo on the wall, "I think we are like grasshoppers on a thread, neither of us can escape."
"Only SB will continue to buy things from your house! I was so fooled, haven't I learned my lesson yet?"
"If there is lubricating fluid and an intestinal organ inside, I, Fan Chuan, will whip you right away!"
I put on a teasing smile on my face, "Uncle Fireball, are you worthy of Shusha's parents by letting Shu Zhe pretend to be a transvestite to serve you?"
"If you really want to buy it, you might as well buy it from me!"
When I used language to act like a hooligan, the squad leader once made it clear that if she was violated, she would never stay silent in humiliation, but would resolutely call the police. If the law could not give her justice, she would use a shotgun to seek justice.
Cao Cao was about to arrive. I was discussing express delivery with Uncle Huoqiu when the doorbell rang outside, and at the same time a young man's voice said: "Delivery of express delivery!"
"If I told you in advance, it wouldn't be a surprise!"
"What about now?" I chased after him, "Now that you have degenerated into a pervert, have you ever thought about doing something evil to Shusha? As the uncle she once respected, she will definitely not be wary of you, right?" "
"Only SB will continue to buy things from your house! I was so fooled, haven't I learned my lesson yet?"
As if he was worried that I would rush to collect the express delivery, Uncle Huoqiu stood up quickly and walked to the living room to open the door for him. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also poked their heads out of Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.
Seeing the sincerity of his words, I felt a little relieved, and asked half-jokingly: "Uncle Fireball, are you actually afraid of being shot by Shusha?"
After the two gunshots, Uncle Huoqiu and I fell to the ground, but the squad leader had no joy at all in getting revenge, because her brother was dating six men every day, and the gifts he received filled several empty rooms.
If it were me in the past, I would definitely rush to the front of the express delivery line as soon as possible, but now because of my heart problem, I have to pay attention to everything and reduce unnecessary actions.
"Tch, you still say that I have a low IQ?" Uncle Huoqiu banged the bedside table beside him, "My brother only has one son, Shu Zhe, and Sasha only has one younger brother, Shu Zhe. Now we should cooperate inside and outside and let Shu Zhe wear women's underwear. , developed his strange hobby, causing two men to compete to be his girlfriend... "
Uncle Huoqiu frowned, "Then why does the shipper on the express delivery list always write your home address? If it was my nephew's home address, wouldn't I have discovered a problem!"
"Buy your product?" Uncle Huoqiu's eyes widened, "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy product!"
"You're right! Su Dongpo, hurry up and open the courier! What do you think of Xiao Hong'an? We'll know by looking at the contents of the courier!"
And who knows if this express delivery is cash on delivery? Why should I pay for the props you bought to explode Shu Zhe's anus? I'm not interested in Shu Zhe's chrysanthemums!
"Can it really destroy us?" I asked tentatively.
As if he was worried that I would rush to collect the express delivery, Uncle Huoqiu stood up quickly and walked to the living room to open the door for him. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also poked their heads out of Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.
I put on a teasing smile on my face, "Uncle Fireball, are you worthy of Shusha's parents by letting Shu Zhe pretend to be a transvestite to serve you?"
After the two gunshots, Uncle Huoqiu and I fell to the ground, but the squad leader had no joy at all in getting revenge, because her brother was dating six men every day, and the gifts he received filled several empty rooms.
"Tch, you still say that I have a low IQ?" Uncle Huoqiu banged the bedside table beside him, "My brother only has one son, Shu Zhe, and Sasha only has one younger brother, Shu Zhe. Now we should cooperate inside and outside and let Shu Zhe wear women's underwear. , developed his strange hobby, causing two men to compete to be his girlfriend... "
After Uncle Huoqiu signed for it, the courier was in a hurry to deliver the goods to the next store, and left in a hurry. The three of me, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding surrounded Uncle Huoqiu, waiting for him to open the express packaging box in front of him.
"So write down our shipping address and leave my contact information, and all subsequent questions will be mine!"
"How can it be the same!?" Uncle Fireball stared at me and said, "The transvestite can't get pregnant!"
After moving the negotiation position to another bedroom, I closed the door and said to Uncle Huoqiu.
"Buy your product?" Uncle Huoqiu's eyes widened, "My right arm is like this because I bought your fake and shoddy product!"
"Uncle Fireball, if you don't tell lies in front of real people, just open the express and let us see what it is?"
"It's not enough to just control a little bit!" I suddenly raised my voice, "Tell me! Shusha came to you in the forest when she was 12 years old. When you taught her marksmanship, did you ever take advantage of her!?"
Uncle Huoqiu frowned, "Then why does the shipper on the express delivery list always write your home address? If it was my nephew's home address, wouldn't I have discovered a problem!"
"The ranger's hut has to be climbed up a mountain, and the courier is unwilling to deliver it! And if it is eaten by a bear, who is to blame! The first Tenga airplane cup I bought was thrown casually at the foot of the mountain by the courier. Go down the mountain and pick it up yourself! When I arrived, the outer packaging of the express delivery had been half opened by monkeys!"
"Eh? What does this mean?"
"Eh? What does this mean?"
"If there is lubricating fluid and an intestinal organ inside, I, Fan Chuan, will whip you right away!"
"Really?" I asked, "I heard from Shu Zhe that you were browsing the product page of lubricant and intestinal tract device! Didn't you want to explode Shu Zhe's anus? The most unforgivable thing is that you were still browsing It’s not the product page of my online store!”
As if he was worried that I would rush to collect the express delivery, Uncle Huoqiu stood up quickly and walked to the living room to open the door for him. Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding also poked their heads out of Shu Zhe's bedroom to check the situation.
"You're right! Su Dongpo, hurry up and open the courier! What do you think of Xiao Hong'an? We'll know by looking at the contents of the courier!"
After the two gunshots, Uncle Huoqiu and I fell to the ground, but the squad leader had no joy at all in getting revenge, because her brother was dating six men every day, and the gifts he received filled several empty rooms.
So I said seriously: "Uncle Fireball, are you a lolicon?"
When I used language to act like a hooligan, the squad leader once made it clear that if she was violated, she would never stay silent in humiliation, but would resolutely call the police. If the law could not give her justice, she would use a shotgun to seek justice.
"Only SB will continue to buy things from your house! I was so fooled, haven't I learned my lesson yet?"
"Nonsense! Why did my niece beat me to death?" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "I taught Shasha how to shoot, and I am her uncle. Wouldn't it be ungrateful for her to beat me to death!?"
"If there is lubricating fluid and an intestinal organ inside, I, Fan Chuan, will whip you right away!"
Uncle Huoqiu looked ashamed, thought for a while, and defended himself: "I just held a breath in my chest and couldn't spit it out. Maybe I can calm down by teasing Shu Zhe..."
After swallowing, I had to admit that Uncle Huoqiu was right. If Shu Zhe's true degree of effeminateness was known to my sister, Uncle Huoqiu and I would be in danger, and we would most likely be killed together by Shu Sha.