In his living room, surrounded by the three of us, forcing him to open the package in front of him, Uncle Huoqiu didn't show any signs of guilt or timidity.
I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"
"Damn you, you pervert! You are still harboring crooked thoughts about Shusha, right? Do you think Shusha will be more likely to be caught up and knocked down by you if she wears those kind of shoes?"
Shu Zhe, who still looked like a delicate girl on the outside, made Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding tremble in their hearts when they saw her. The face that had been stern with Uncle Huoqiu just now softened unconsciously.
With a "beep" sound, Shu Zhe's bedroom door was opened from the inside. Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of his maid uniform, just took off his cat ears and changed his cat tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.
"Then you might as well unpack the box!" Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew. If it's damaged, I have to pay for it according to the price!"
Instead, there was an element of pride and disdain in his expression.
I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone! Do you really want iPhone5s
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.
Huh, Mr. Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou can catch people falling from high altitudes. Although I am not strong enough and have heart problems, I still have no problem catching a mobile phone.
He casually handed the express box into my hand and said, "You are so interested in the contents, just open it yourself!"
While Shu Zhe was studying the newly acquired iPad, and Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy showing off their hospitality, I called Uncle Fireball aside and asked him in a low voice:
Fortunately, I was prepared. When Shu Zhe went to the dining table to get his mobile phone, I followed him. At this time, I happened to catch the missing mobile phone in my hand, preventing the phone from breaking.
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
Uncle Huoqiu sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are very professional in selling adult products! You can tell whether it is adult products by just weighing it with your hands, right?"
I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone! Do you really want iPhone5s
Eh? So confident, could it be that instead of lubricant and intestinal tract device, it contained a parcel bomb or something? Will it explode as soon as I open it
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
Who is so professional? I have only used the iPad that Amy threw casually in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight!
I am already desperate for this world where everyone wants to push transvestites!
So in order to prevent the contents from being bombs or feces, I handed the express box to Fan Chuan and said to him:
Don't encourage his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.
In addition, I also heard that in order to retaliate against a buyer who left a negative review, some of my colleagues in the online store mailed poop to the buyer, making sure that he would reach out and touch it, which would make him sick for half a year.
Fan Chuan gave Uncle Huoqiu a hard look, and without using scissors or a utility knife, he directly tore open the tape of the express box with his hands. His movements were very rough.
Huh, Mr. Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou can catch people falling from high altitudes. Although I am not strong enough and have heart problems, I still have no problem catching a mobile phone.
"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong!" Fan Chuan was very puzzled and still looked coldly at Uncle Huoqiu.
I am already desperate for this world where everyone wants to push transvestites!
I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.
Shu Zhe's eyes shone with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home due to illness and received a large disability pension, so he could afford to buy many gifts for himself.
Where is your moral integrity? This is after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you!
"Well..." This time it was Uncle Fireball's turn to feel guilty, "I thought that because the heels are higher, after wearing them, the running speed will not be so fast..."
So in order to prevent the contents from being bombs or feces, I handed the express box to Fan Chuan and said to him:
Eh? Don't block me, let me see it too! What is it? Is it a time bomb that is counting down? In other words, is it a time bomb with a lump of shit on it? If it stays there for a while, it will explode and the flowers will scatter, making it inevitable for everyone to avoid it
"Then you might as well unpack the box!" Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew. If it's damaged, I have to pay for it according to the price!"
I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone! Do you really want iPhone5s
He casually handed the express box into my hand and said, "You are so interested in the contents, just open it yourself!"
Eh? So confident, could it be that instead of lubricant and intestinal tract device, it contained a parcel bomb or something? Will it explode as soon as I open it
But just because you don’t plan to do it today doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as "Xiao Hong", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes!
"When it comes to buying shoes for Sasha, I will ask my wife to accompany her!" Uncle Huoqiu vowed, "I know that I am a bit of a lolita, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha! I will also ask my wife to buy some more beautiful shoes with higher heels for Shasha... "
"Open it. The sooner you determine what's inside, the sooner you can decide whether you want to compete with Uncle Fireball."
"Who planned that!" Uncle Huoqiu was furious, "I'm not that perverted! But you are very interested in my niece's feet! You foot-controlling nymphomaniac!"
"What? It turns out that uncle didn't want me to..."
I am already desperate for this world where everyone wants to push transvestites!
He also said that he is not a pervert! After talking for a long time, you still want to push Shu Zhe! Are you starting to bribe him with gifts now, hoping that one day he will be pushed by you voluntarily
So in order to prevent the contents from being bombs or feces, I handed the express box to Fan Chuan and said to him:
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
Shu Zhe's eyes shone with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home due to illness and received a large disability pension, so he could afford to buy many gifts for himself.
Fan Chuan gave Uncle Huoqiu a hard look, and without using scissors or a utility knife, he directly tore open the tape of the express box with his hands. His movements were very rough.
"When it comes to buying shoes for Sasha, I will ask my wife to accompany her!" Uncle Huoqiu vowed, "I know that I am a bit of a lolita, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha! I will also ask my wife to buy some more beautiful shoes with higher heels for Shasha... "
When Shu Zhe saw that the gift his uncle gave him was still in my hand, he couldn't wait to take a step forward and almost snatched the iPad from my hand.
Uncle Huoqiu sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are very professional in selling adult products! You can tell whether it is adult products by just weighing it with your hands, right?"
"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong!" Fan Chuan was very puzzled and still looked coldly at Uncle Huoqiu.
"Don't break it." Uncle Fireball reminded coldly.
"Well... although it's an Apple packaging box, is there something mysterious inside? It actually contains something else?" Xiao Ding put forward his own opinion.
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
But when the express package box was opened, Fan Chuan was stunned, and Xiao Ding was also stunned when he saw what was inside.
Eh? So confident, could it be that instead of lubricant and intestinal tract device, it contained a parcel bomb or something? Will it explode as soon as I open it
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately acted like summoned beasts, protecting Shu Zhe.
Fan Chuan gave Uncle Huoqiu a hard look, and without using scissors or a utility knife, he directly tore open the tape of the express box with his hands. His movements were very rough.
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
But just because you don’t plan to do it today doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as "Xiao Hong", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes!
"Uncle was really angry with you at first, but if you think about it carefully, I can't blame you entirely. You have been wronged these days. I gave you this tablet as an apology... Don't talk to your sister. Your parents told you!"
Fan Chuan gave Uncle Huoqiu a hard look, and without using scissors or a utility knife, he directly tore open the tape of the express box with his hands. His movements were very rough.
When Shu Zhe saw that the gift his uncle gave him was still in my hand, he couldn't wait to take a step forward and almost snatched the iPad from my hand.
But when the express package box was opened, Fan Chuan was stunned, and Xiao Ding was also stunned when he saw what was inside.
I am already desperate for this world where everyone wants to push transvestites!
Eh? Don't block me, let me see it too! What is it? Is it a time bomb that is counting down? In other words, is it a time bomb with a lump of shit on it? If it stays there for a while, it will explode and the flowers will scatter, making it inevitable for everyone to avoid it
Shu Zhe, who still looked like a delicate girl on the outside, made Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding tremble in their hearts when they saw her. The face that had been stern with Uncle Huoqiu just now softened unconsciously.
"Who planned that!" Uncle Huoqiu was furious, "I'm not that perverted! But you are very interested in my niece's feet! You foot-controlling nymphomaniac!"
With a "beep" sound, Shu Zhe's bedroom door was opened from the inside. Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of his maid uniform, just took off his cat ears and changed his cat tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.
Damn it, the seller is so cruel! How many bad reviews did Uncle Huoqiu give you
Don't encourage his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.
Shu Zhe, who still looked like a delicate girl on the outside, made Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding tremble in their hearts when they saw her. The face that had been stern with Uncle Huoqiu just now softened unconsciously.
Eh? Don't block me, let me see it too! What is it? Is it a time bomb that is counting down? In other words, is it a time bomb with a lump of shit on it? If it stays there for a while, it will explode and the flowers will scatter, making it inevitable for everyone to avoid it
"Then you might as well unpack the box!" Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew. If it's damaged, I have to pay for it according to the price!"
Who says she didn't do it on purpose? It’s okay if Fan Chuan is dead-set, Xiao Ding, you’ve fallen too! You were in contact with the monitor every day in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the monitor, you fell in love with the monitor's younger brother!
Shu Zhe's eyes shone with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home due to illness and received a large disability pension, so he could afford to buy many gifts for himself.
As a girl, the squad leader's shoes are really too few. Uncle Huoqiu wants to buy shoes for the squad leader, which can be regarded as using good steel on the blade.
In his living room, surrounded by the three of us, forcing him to open the package in front of him, Uncle Huoqiu didn't show any signs of guilt or timidity.
"Xiaoye, you... don't hit Xiaohong, she didn't mean to break her phone... "
Fan Chuan gave Uncle Huoqiu a hard look, and without using scissors or a utility knife, he directly tore open the tape of the express box with his hands. His movements were very rough.
Damn it, the seller is so cruel! How many bad reviews did Uncle Huoqiu give you
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"
"Open it. The sooner you determine what's inside, the sooner you can decide whether you want to compete with Uncle Fireball."
I can not stand it any more! There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe has no trace of a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down!
"It doesn't have anything else installed. It should be just a tablet. It doesn't weigh like lubricant..."
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
In the blink of an eye, I saw that the mobile phone I had bought less than three months ago was placed next to the Wuliangye bottle on the dining table. So regardless of the fact that I was wearing a skirt, I took the mobile phone in my hand in three steps and pretended to be casual. , letting the phone slip naturally from the grasp, hoping to smash it to pieces on the hard tile floor.
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately acted like summoned beasts, protecting Shu Zhe.
In the blink of an eye, I saw that the mobile phone I had bought less than three months ago was placed next to the Wuliangye bottle on the dining table. So regardless of the fact that I was wearing a skirt, I took the mobile phone in my hand in three steps and pretended to be casual. , letting the phone slip naturally from the grasp, hoping to smash it to pieces on the hard tile floor.
"It doesn't have anything else installed. It should be just a tablet. It doesn't weigh like lubricant..."
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.
"Well... although it's an Apple packaging box, is there something mysterious inside? It actually contains something else?" Xiao Ding put forward his own opinion.
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
Who says she didn't do it on purpose? It’s okay if Fan Chuan is dead-set, Xiao Ding, you’ve fallen too! You were in contact with the monitor every day in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the monitor, you fell in love with the monitor's younger brother!
"Then you might as well unpack the box!" Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew. If it's damaged, I have to pay for it according to the price!"
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
In addition, I also heard that in order to retaliate against a buyer who left a negative review, some of my colleagues in the online store mailed poop to the buyer, making sure that he would reach out and touch it, which would make him sick for half a year.
Instead, there was an element of pride and disdain in his expression.
As a girl, the squad leader's shoes are really too few. Uncle Huoqiu wants to buy shoes for the squad leader, which can be regarded as using good steel on the blade.
I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.
Where is your moral integrity? This is after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you!
Who is so professional? I have only used the iPad that Amy threw casually in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight!
Who says she didn't do it on purpose? It’s okay if Fan Chuan is dead-set, Xiao Ding, you’ve fallen too! You were in contact with the monitor every day in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the monitor, you fell in love with the monitor's younger brother!
"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift!" Uncle Fireball exclaimed, "It's just that I know that Sasha isn't very fond of electrical appliances, so I plan to give her a few pairs of high-end women's shoes!"
I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone! Do you really want iPhone5s
I can not stand it any more! There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe has no trace of a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down!
"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong!" Fan Chuan was very puzzled and still looked coldly at Uncle Huoqiu.
Don't encourage his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.
"It doesn't have anything else installed. It should be just a tablet. It doesn't weigh like lubricant..."
With a "beep" sound, Shu Zhe's bedroom door was opened from the inside. Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of his maid uniform, just took off his cat ears and changed his cat tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.
"Don't break it." Uncle Fireball reminded coldly.
What an ungrateful thing! If you had known I wouldn't have come to save you! If I had known earlier, I would have let Uncle Fireball blow your asshole!
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
Uncle Huoqiu sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are very professional in selling adult products! You can tell whether it is adult products by just weighing it with your hands, right?"
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
What an ungrateful thing! If you had known I wouldn't have come to save you! If I had known earlier, I would have let Uncle Fireball blow your asshole!
Fan Chuan gave Uncle Huoqiu a hard look, and without using scissors or a utility knife, he directly tore open the tape of the express box with his hands. His movements were very rough.
Uncle Huoqiu sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are very professional in selling adult products! You can tell whether it is adult products by just weighing it with your hands, right?"
"Well... although it's an Apple packaging box, is there something mysterious inside? It actually contains something else?" Xiao Ding put forward his own opinion.
In his living room, surrounded by the three of us, forcing him to open the package in front of him, Uncle Huoqiu didn't show any signs of guilt or timidity.
Buy it with gifts? Uncle Fireball, you should also imitate the American method of using stick + carrot!
Who is so professional? I have only used the iPad that Amy threw casually in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight!
Damn it, the seller is so cruel! How many bad reviews did Uncle Huoqiu give you
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
Don't encourage his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.
But when the express package box was opened, Fan Chuan was stunned, and Xiao Ding was also stunned when he saw what was inside.
"Well... although it's an Apple packaging box, is there something mysterious inside? It actually contains something else?" Xiao Ding put forward his own opinion.
As a girl, the squad leader's shoes are really too few. Uncle Huoqiu wants to buy shoes for the squad leader, which can be regarded as using good steel on the blade.
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong!" Fan Chuan was very puzzled and still looked coldly at Uncle Huoqiu.
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"
With a "beep" sound, Shu Zhe's bedroom door was opened from the inside. Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of his maid uniform, just took off his cat ears and changed his cat tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.
Eh? Have you eaten up your ambition? Do you think Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and your uncle all like you and have support, so they dare to glare at me
"Anyway, you can use it first," Uncle Fireball scratched the short hair on the back of his head a little embarrassed, "Although it seems that you want an iPhone 5s, I see that your phone is still very new, so I will buy you an iPad to play with first. , wait until your current mobile phone is worn out... "
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
Who says she didn't do it on purpose? It’s okay if Fan Chuan is dead-set, Xiao Ding, you’ve fallen too! You were in contact with the monitor every day in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the monitor, you fell in love with the monitor's younger brother!
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
"Then you might as well unpack the box!" Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew. If it's damaged, I have to pay for it according to the price!"
"When it comes to buying shoes for Sasha, I will ask my wife to accompany her!" Uncle Huoqiu vowed, "I know that I am a bit of a lolita, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha! I will also ask my wife to buy some more beautiful shoes with higher heels for Shasha... "
With a "beep" sound, Shu Zhe's bedroom door was opened from the inside. Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of his maid uniform, just took off his cat ears and changed his cat tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.
With a "beep" sound, Shu Zhe's bedroom door was opened from the inside. Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of his maid uniform, just took off his cat ears and changed his cat tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.
So in order to prevent the contents from being bombs or feces, I handed the express box to Fan Chuan and said to him:
"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.
"What? It turns out that uncle didn't want me to..."
"Well... although it's an Apple packaging box, is there something mysterious inside? It actually contains something else?" Xiao Ding put forward his own opinion.
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
In addition, I also heard that in order to retaliate against a buyer who left a negative review, some of my colleagues in the online store mailed poop to the buyer, making sure that he would reach out and touch it, which would make him sick for half a year.
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
Shu Zhe, who still looked like a delicate girl on the outside, made Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding tremble in their hearts when they saw her. The face that had been stern with Uncle Huoqiu just now softened unconsciously.
Wait, it seems that Uncle Huoqiu has no intention of blowing Shu Zhe's anus, and this delivery to his door is proof.
Eh? Have you eaten up your ambition? Do you think Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and your uncle all like you and have support, so they dare to glare at me
Don’t be dissatisfied! Even the third generation iPad costs about 2,500 yuan! I remember when my dad bought me a 300 yuan MP4 as a birthday gift, I felt very happy!
When Shu Zhe saw that the gift his uncle gave him was still in my hand, he couldn't wait to take a step forward and almost snatched the iPad from my hand.
Damn it, the seller is so cruel! How many bad reviews did Uncle Huoqiu give you
"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.
But just because you don’t plan to do it today doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as "Xiao Hong", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes!
Although Uncle Huoqiu has been used to his nephew's appearance these days, in front of the two suitors, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Shu Zhe seems to be more feminine, making Uncle Huoqiu not sure where to turn his eyes. I had to try my best to look away and said:
Uncle Huoqiu sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are very professional in selling adult products! You can tell whether it is adult products by just weighing it with your hands, right?"
He casually handed the express box into my hand and said, "You are so interested in the contents, just open it yourself!"
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
"Uncle was really angry with you at first, but if you think about it carefully, I can't blame you entirely. You have been wronged these days. I gave you this tablet as an apology... Don't talk to your sister. Your parents told you!"
"What do you want to do to my little red? You're so cute, how dare you do it!?"
Eh? Have you eaten up your ambition? Do you think Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and your uncle all like you and have support, so they dare to glare at me
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
Buy it with gifts? Uncle Fireball, you should also imitate the American method of using stick + carrot!
I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift!" Uncle Fireball exclaimed, "It's just that I know that Sasha isn't very fond of electrical appliances, so I plan to give her a few pairs of high-end women's shoes!"
Wait, it seems that Uncle Huoqiu has no intention of blowing Shu Zhe's anus, and this delivery to his door is proof.
I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.
"Damn you, you pervert! You are still harboring crooked thoughts about Shusha, right? Do you think Shusha will be more likely to be caught up and knocked down by you if she wears those kind of shoes?"
When Shu Zhe saw that the gift his uncle gave him was still in my hand, he couldn't wait to take a step forward and almost snatched the iPad from my hand.
In the blink of an eye, I saw that the mobile phone I had bought less than three months ago was placed next to the Wuliangye bottle on the dining table. So regardless of the fact that I was wearing a skirt, I took the mobile phone in my hand in three steps and pretended to be casual. , letting the phone slip naturally from the grasp, hoping to smash it to pieces on the hard tile floor.
Where is your moral integrity? This is after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you!
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
"When it comes to buying shoes for Sasha, I will ask my wife to accompany her!" Uncle Huoqiu vowed, "I know that I am a bit of a lolita, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha! I will also ask my wife to buy some more beautiful shoes with higher heels for Shasha... "
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
"Well..." This time it was Uncle Fireball's turn to feel guilty, "I thought that because the heels are higher, after wearing them, the running speed will not be so fast..."
What an ungrateful thing! If you had known I wouldn't have come to save you! If I had known earlier, I would have let Uncle Fireball blow your asshole!
I am already desperate for this world where everyone wants to push transvestites!
"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift!" Uncle Fireball exclaimed, "It's just that I know that Sasha isn't very fond of electrical appliances, so I plan to give her a few pairs of high-end women's shoes!"
Don’t be dissatisfied! Even the third generation iPad costs about 2,500 yuan! I remember when my dad bought me a 300 yuan MP4 as a birthday gift, I felt very happy!
Who is so professional? I have only used the iPad that Amy threw casually in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight!
Shu Zhe's eyes shone with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home due to illness and received a large disability pension, so he could afford to buy many gifts for himself.
"Anyway, you can use it first," Uncle Fireball scratched the short hair on the back of his head a little embarrassed, "Although it seems that you want an iPhone 5s, I see that your phone is still very new, so I will buy you an iPad to play with first. , wait until your current mobile phone is worn out... "
"Damn you, you pervert! You are still harboring crooked thoughts about Shusha, right? Do you think Shusha will be more likely to be caught up and knocked down by you if she wears those kind of shoes?"
"Who planned that!" Uncle Huoqiu was furious, "I'm not that perverted! But you are very interested in my niece's feet! You foot-controlling nymphomaniac!"
"Anyway, you can use it first," Uncle Fireball scratched the short hair on the back of his head a little embarrassed, "Although it seems that you want an iPhone 5s, I see that your phone is still very new, so I will buy you an iPad to play with first. , wait until your current mobile phone is worn out... "
"Xiaoye, you... don't hit Xiaohong, she didn't mean to break her phone... "
Buy it with gifts? Uncle Fireball, you should also imitate the American method of using stick + carrot!
But when the express package box was opened, Fan Chuan was stunned, and Xiao Ding was also stunned when he saw what was inside.
Shu Zhe's eyes shone with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home due to illness and received a large disability pension, so he could afford to buy many gifts for himself.
In his living room, surrounded by the three of us, forcing him to open the package in front of him, Uncle Huoqiu didn't show any signs of guilt or timidity.
So in order to prevent the contents from being bombs or feces, I handed the express box to Fan Chuan and said to him:
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
Shu Zhe's eyes shone with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home due to illness and received a large disability pension, so he could afford to buy many gifts for himself.
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"
In the blink of an eye, I saw that the mobile phone I had bought less than three months ago was placed next to the Wuliangye bottle on the dining table. So regardless of the fact that I was wearing a skirt, I took the mobile phone in my hand in three steps and pretended to be casual. , letting the phone slip naturally from the grasp, hoping to smash it to pieces on the hard tile floor.
"Anyway, you can use it first," Uncle Fireball scratched the short hair on the back of his head a little embarrassed, "Although it seems that you want an iPhone 5s, I see that your phone is still very new, so I will buy you an iPad to play with first. , wait until your current mobile phone is worn out... "
In the blink of an eye, I saw that the mobile phone I had bought less than three months ago was placed next to the Wuliangye bottle on the dining table. So regardless of the fact that I was wearing a skirt, I took the mobile phone in my hand in three steps and pretended to be casual. , letting the phone slip naturally from the grasp, hoping to smash it to pieces on the hard tile floor.
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
Huh, Mr. Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou can catch people falling from high altitudes. Although I am not strong enough and have heart problems, I still have no problem catching a mobile phone.
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"
Damn it, the seller is so cruel! How many bad reviews did Uncle Huoqiu give you
Don't encourage his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.
Buy it with gifts? Uncle Fireball, you should also imitate the American method of using stick + carrot!
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
Where is your moral integrity? This is after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you!
Who says she didn't do it on purpose? It’s okay if Fan Chuan is dead-set, Xiao Ding, you’ve fallen too! You were in contact with the monitor every day in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the monitor, you fell in love with the monitor's younger brother!
"Uncle was really angry with you at first, but if you think about it carefully, I can't blame you entirely. You have been wronged these days. I gave you this tablet as an apology... Don't talk to your sister. Your parents told you!"
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
In addition, I also heard that in order to retaliate against a buyer who left a negative review, some of my colleagues in the online store mailed poop to the buyer, making sure that he would reach out and touch it, which would make him sick for half a year.
I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone! Do you really want iPhone5s
"I hope Shasha wears shoes that are not suitable for running. I just want... I just want that if I lose control one day and really push Shu Zhe, at least I won't be easily caught up and killed by my niece..."
I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.
Damn it, the seller is so cruel! How many bad reviews did Uncle Huoqiu give you
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
Fortunately, I was prepared. When Shu Zhe went to the dining table to get his mobile phone, I followed him. At this time, I happened to catch the missing mobile phone in my hand, preventing the phone from breaking.
I can not stand it any more! There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe has no trace of a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down!
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
Instead, there was an element of pride and disdain in his expression.
Don’t be dissatisfied! Even the third generation iPad costs about 2,500 yuan! I remember when my dad bought me a 300 yuan MP4 as a birthday gift, I felt very happy!
In the blink of an eye, I saw that the mobile phone I had bought less than three months ago was placed next to the Wuliangye bottle on the dining table. So regardless of the fact that I was wearing a skirt, I took the mobile phone in my hand in three steps and pretended to be casual. , letting the phone slip naturally from the grasp, hoping to smash it to pieces on the hard tile floor.
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately acted like summoned beasts, protecting Shu Zhe.
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
Huh, Mr. Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou can catch people falling from high altitudes. Although I am not strong enough and have heart problems, I still have no problem catching a mobile phone.
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"
Where is your moral integrity? This is after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you!
"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.
But just because you don’t plan to do it today doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as "Xiao Hong", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes!
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
Eh? Have you eaten up your ambition? Do you think Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and your uncle all like you and have support, so they dare to glare at me
"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.
Eh? So confident, could it be that instead of lubricant and intestinal tract device, it contained a parcel bomb or something? Will it explode as soon as I open it
"When it comes to buying shoes for Sasha, I will ask my wife to accompany her!" Uncle Huoqiu vowed, "I know that I am a bit of a lolita, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha! I will also ask my wife to buy some more beautiful shoes with higher heels for Shasha... "
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
"Don't break it." Uncle Fireball reminded coldly.
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
Don't encourage his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.
"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong!" Fan Chuan was very puzzled and still looked coldly at Uncle Huoqiu.
Eh? So confident, could it be that instead of lubricant and intestinal tract device, it contained a parcel bomb or something? Will it explode as soon as I open it
Don't encourage his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.
In his living room, surrounded by the three of us, forcing him to open the package in front of him, Uncle Huoqiu didn't show any signs of guilt or timidity.
"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.
"Open it. The sooner you determine what's inside, the sooner you can decide whether you want to compete with Uncle Fireball."
Don't encourage his arrogance! I angrily wanted to give Shu Zhe a slap in the face, but he immediately closed his eyes tightly and made a cute and nervous look similar to Gong Caicai's when I knocked him out of his mind.
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately acted like summoned beasts, protecting Shu Zhe.
"What do you want to do to my little red? You're so cute, how dare you do it!?"
"Brother Ye Lin..." Seeing that I ruined his plan, Shu Zhe actually wanted to get angry at me.
Where is your moral integrity? This is after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you!
I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.
"What do you want to do to my little red? You're so cute, how dare you do it!?"
But just because you don’t plan to do it today doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as "Xiao Hong", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes!
He also said that he is not a pervert! After talking for a long time, you still want to push Shu Zhe! Are you starting to bribe him with gifts now, hoping that one day he will be pushed by you voluntarily
"Xiaoye, you... don't hit Xiaohong, she didn't mean to break her phone... "
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
In his living room, surrounded by the three of us, forcing him to open the package in front of him, Uncle Huoqiu didn't show any signs of guilt or timidity.
I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone! Do you really want iPhone5s
Uncle Huoqiu sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are very professional in selling adult products! You can tell whether it is adult products by just weighing it with your hands, right?"
Shu Zhe's eyes shone with surprise, as if he suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home due to illness and received a large disability pension, so he could afford to buy many gifts for himself.
"Then you might as well unpack the box!" Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew. If it's damaged, I have to pay for it according to the price!"
While Shu Zhe was studying the newly acquired iPad, and Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy showing off their hospitality, I called Uncle Fireball aside and asked him in a low voice:
Who says she didn't do it on purpose? It’s okay if Fan Chuan is dead-set, Xiao Ding, you’ve fallen too! You were in contact with the monitor every day in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the monitor, you fell in love with the monitor's younger brother!
I am already desperate for this world where everyone wants to push transvestites!
I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone! Do you really want iPhone5s
"What do you mean by buying a gift for Shu Zhe? Is it possible that you still want to have a long relationship with Shu Zhe and let him, a money-worshiping man, have a 'supportive relationship' with you!?"
"You, a person who thinks about marrying a transvestite every day, what qualifications do you have to call me a pervert?" Uncle Huoqiu asked, "I haven't seen my nephew for two years, why is it abnormal to buy him a gift? How have we been getting along these days? Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple’s products…”
While Shu Zhe was studying the newly acquired iPad, and Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy showing off their hospitality, I called Uncle Fireball aside and asked him in a low voice:
Buy it with gifts? Uncle Fireball, you should also imitate the American method of using stick + carrot!
Who says she didn't do it on purpose? It’s okay if Fan Chuan is dead-set, Xiao Ding, you’ve fallen too! You were in contact with the monitor every day in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the monitor, you fell in love with the monitor's younger brother!
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
So in order to prevent the contents from being bombs or feces, I handed the express box to Fan Chuan and said to him:
I picked up the plastic packaging box of the iPad and weighed it. I felt the weight and made a judgment in my mind.
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
"Nonsense!" I frowned, "You and Shusha haven't seen each other for a long time. Why do you only give gifts to your nephew and not your niece?"
What an ungrateful thing! If you had known I wouldn't have come to save you! If I had known earlier, I would have let Uncle Fireball blow your asshole!
I can not stand it any more! There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe has no trace of a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down!
Wait, it seems that Uncle Huoqiu has no intention of blowing Shu Zhe's anus, and this delivery to his door is proof.
Wait, it seems that Uncle Huoqiu has no intention of blowing Shu Zhe's anus, and this delivery to his door is proof.
But just because you don’t plan to do it today doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as "Xiao Hong", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes!
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
"Then you might as well unpack the box!" Uncle Fireball snorted, "But this is a gift from me to my nephew. If it's damaged, I have to pay for it according to the price!"
Eh? Have you eaten up your ambition? Do you think Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and your uncle all like you and have support, so they dare to glare at me
But just because you don’t plan to do it today doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as "Xiao Hong", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes!
"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong!" Fan Chuan was very puzzled and still looked coldly at Uncle Huoqiu.
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
"Open it. The sooner you determine what's inside, the sooner you can decide whether you want to compete with Uncle Fireball."
While Shu Zhe was studying the newly acquired iPad, and Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy showing off their hospitality, I called Uncle Fireball aside and asked him in a low voice:
Who says she didn't do it on purpose? It’s okay if Fan Chuan is dead-set, Xiao Ding, you’ve fallen too! You were in contact with the monitor every day in the pet hospital. Instead of liking the monitor, you fell in love with the monitor's younger brother!
Eh? Don't block me, let me see it too! What is it? Is it a time bomb that is counting down? In other words, is it a time bomb with a lump of shit on it? If it stays there for a while, it will explode and the flowers will scatter, making it inevitable for everyone to avoid it
"When it comes to buying shoes for Sasha, I will ask my wife to accompany her!" Uncle Huoqiu vowed, "I know that I am a bit of a lolita, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha! I will also ask my wife to buy some more beautiful shoes with higher heels for Shasha... "
"What do you mean by buying a gift for Shu Zhe? Is it possible that you still want to have a long relationship with Shu Zhe and let him, a money-worshiping man, have a 'supportive relationship' with you!?"
In addition, I also heard that in order to retaliate against a buyer who left a negative review, some of my colleagues in the online store mailed poop to the buyer, making sure that he would reach out and touch it, which would make him sick for half a year.
Shu Zhe, who still looked like a delicate girl on the outside, made Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding tremble in their hearts when they saw her. The face that had been stern with Uncle Huoqiu just now softened unconsciously.
While Shu Zhe was studying the newly acquired iPad, and Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy showing off their hospitality, I called Uncle Fireball aside and asked him in a low voice:
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
Where is your moral integrity? This is after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you!
Eh? So confident, could it be that instead of lubricant and intestinal tract device, it contained a parcel bomb or something? Will it explode as soon as I open it
He also said that he is not a pervert! After talking for a long time, you still want to push Shu Zhe! Are you starting to bribe him with gifts now, hoping that one day he will be pushed by you voluntarily
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
When Shu Zhe saw that the gift his uncle gave him was still in my hand, he couldn't wait to take a step forward and almost snatched the iPad from my hand.
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
"Nonsense!" I frowned, "You and Shusha haven't seen each other for a long time. Why do you only give gifts to your nephew and not your niece?"
I felt a little guilty and speechless. When I was at the hotel at the foot of Cuisong Mountain a few days ago, I did use the monitor's bare feet for a very bad purpose.
What an ungrateful thing! If you had known I wouldn't have come to save you! If I had known earlier, I would have let Uncle Fireball blow your asshole!
"Damn you, you pervert! You are still harboring crooked thoughts about Shusha, right? Do you think Shusha will be more likely to be caught up and knocked down by you if she wears those kind of shoes?"
In addition to suspecting Uncle Huoqiu's impure motives, I also felt a little bit aggrieved for the squad leader.
"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift!" Uncle Fireball exclaimed, "It's just that I know that Sasha isn't very fond of electrical appliances, so I plan to give her a few pairs of high-end women's shoes!"
Eh? Have you eaten up your ambition? Do you think Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and your uncle all like you and have support, so they dare to glare at me
"Nonsense!" I frowned, "You and Shusha haven't seen each other for a long time. Why do you only give gifts to your nephew and not your niece?"
"What do you want to do to my little red? You're so cute, how dare you do it!?"
"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift!" Uncle Fireball exclaimed, "It's just that I know that Sasha isn't very fond of electrical appliances, so I plan to give her a few pairs of high-end women's shoes!"
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and when no one else could see him, he made a face with his tongue sticking out at me.
"Xiaoye, you... don't hit Xiaohong, she didn't mean to break her phone... "
Huh, Mr. Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou can catch people falling from high altitudes. Although I am not strong enough and have heart problems, I still have no problem catching a mobile phone.
Eh? So confident, could it be that instead of lubricant and intestinal tract device, it contained a parcel bomb or something? Will it explode as soon as I open it
Fortunately, I was prepared. When Shu Zhe went to the dining table to get his mobile phone, I followed him. At this time, I happened to catch the missing mobile phone in my hand, preventing the phone from breaking.
As a girl, the squad leader's shoes are really too few. Uncle Huoqiu wants to buy shoes for the squad leader, which can be regarded as using good steel on the blade.
I felt a little guilty and speechless. When I was at the hotel at the foot of Cuisong Mountain a few days ago, I did use the monitor's bare feet for a very bad purpose.
Instead, there was an element of pride and disdain in his expression.
"Damn you, you pervert! You are still harboring crooked thoughts about Shusha, right? Do you think Shusha will be more likely to be caught up and knocked down by you if she wears those kind of shoes?"
"Damn you, you pervert! You are still harboring crooked thoughts about Shusha, right? Do you think Shusha will be more likely to be caught up and knocked down by you if she wears those kind of shoes?"
But when the express package box was opened, Fan Chuan was stunned, and Xiao Ding was also stunned when he saw what was inside.
I stretched my neck and leaned over to take a look, only to find that lying in the express box was an Apple iPad tablet computer. The white outer packaging was simple and focused, allowing people to know what was inside at a glance.
"Wait!" I asked again, "You don't want to accompany Shusha to the mall to buy shoes, and then peek at her feet while she is trying on the shoes! You lolicon!"
Instead, there was an element of pride and disdain in his expression.
Where is your moral integrity? This is after No. 28 Middle School allowed students to carry mobile phones, you gave your old mobile phone to your sister, and then your sister bought a new mobile phone specially for you!
"Who planned that!" Uncle Huoqiu was furious, "I'm not that perverted! But you are very interested in my niece's feet! You foot-controlling nymphomaniac!"
"Open it. The sooner you determine what's inside, the sooner you can decide whether you want to compete with Uncle Fireball."
"Xiaoye, you... don't hit Xiaohong, she didn't mean to break her phone... "
I can not stand it any more! There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe has no trace of a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down!
"What do you want to do to my little red? You're so cute, how dare you do it!?"
I felt a little guilty and speechless. When I was at the hotel at the foot of Cuisong Mountain a few days ago, I did use the monitor's bare feet for a very bad purpose.
Buy it with gifts? Uncle Fireball, you should also imitate the American method of using stick + carrot!
I am already desperate for this world where everyone wants to push transvestites!
While Shu Zhe was studying the newly acquired iPad, and Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy showing off their hospitality, I called Uncle Fireball aside and asked him in a low voice:
"Nonsense!" I frowned, "You and Shusha haven't seen each other for a long time. Why do you only give gifts to your nephew and not your niece?"
What an ungrateful thing! If you had known I wouldn't have come to save you! If I had known earlier, I would have let Uncle Fireball blow your asshole!
"When it comes to buying shoes for Sasha, I will ask my wife to accompany her!" Uncle Huoqiu vowed, "I know that I am a bit of a lolita, so I won't leave myself too many opportunities to be alone with Sasha! I will also ask my wife to buy some more beautiful shoes with higher heels for Shasha... "
Who is so professional? I have only used the iPad that Amy threw casually in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight!
He also said that he is not a pervert! After talking for a long time, you still want to push Shu Zhe! Are you starting to bribe him with gifts now, hoping that one day he will be pushed by you voluntarily
"Xiaoye, you... don't hit Xiaohong, she didn't mean to break her phone... "
In addition to suspecting Uncle Huoqiu's impure motives, I also felt a little bit aggrieved for the squad leader.
I can not stand it any more! There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe has no trace of a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down!
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. Just buy shoes for her. Why do you choose shoes with high heels? What's your conspiracy?"
"What? Do you still plan to use the things in this?" Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression, "How could Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle like you!"
But just because you don’t plan to do it today doesn’t mean you won’t do it in the future! Uncle Fireball, you look at Shu Zhe wearing women's clothes and seeking shelter behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding as "Xiao Hong", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes!
"Well..." This time it was Uncle Fireball's turn to feel guilty, "I thought that because the heels are higher, after wearing them, the running speed will not be so fast..."
"You pervert, what do you mean by buying an iPad for Xiaohong!" Fan Chuan was very puzzled and still looked coldly at Uncle Huoqiu.
Don’t be dissatisfied! Even the third generation iPad costs about 2,500 yuan! I remember when my dad bought me a 300 yuan MP4 as a birthday gift, I felt very happy!
"Damn you, you pervert! You are still harboring crooked thoughts about Shusha, right? Do you think Shusha will be more likely to be caught up and knocked down by you if she wears those kind of shoes?"
"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift!" Uncle Fireball exclaimed, "It's just that I know that Sasha isn't very fond of electrical appliances, so I plan to give her a few pairs of high-end women's shoes!"
"Open it. The sooner you determine what's inside, the sooner you can decide whether you want to compete with Uncle Fireball."
Eh? Don't block me, let me see it too! What is it? Is it a time bomb that is counting down? In other words, is it a time bomb with a lump of shit on it? If it stays there for a while, it will explode and the flowers will scatter, making it inevitable for everyone to avoid it
Who is so professional? I have only used the iPad that Amy threw casually in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight!
I just heard your uncle say that after your phone wears out, he will buy you an iPhone 5s. He can’t wait to smash his own phone in front of everyone! Do you really want iPhone5s
"Ye Lin, shut up! I only have the love for Shasha that an uncle has for a niece, an elder has for a junior, a hunter has for a young hunter!" Uncle Fireball lectured me righteously, and later licked his dry lips:
"Who would want to have a friendship with a nephew?" Uncle Huoqiu said angrily, "I'm just giving some gifts to the juniors!"
After tearing off the plastic film and opening the outer package, Shu Zhe pouted after seeing the milky white body lying in the box: "Why is it only the third generation iPad! The latest one is already the fourth generation!"
Fortunately, I was prepared. When Shu Zhe went to the dining table to get his mobile phone, I followed him. At this time, I happened to catch the missing mobile phone in my hand, preventing the phone from breaking.
"I hope Shasha wears shoes that are not suitable for running. I just want... I just want that if I lose control one day and really push Shu Zhe, at least I won't be easily caught up and killed by my niece..."
"Well... although it's an Apple packaging box, is there something mysterious inside? It actually contains something else?" Xiao Ding put forward his own opinion.
"I didn't say I wouldn't give Sasha a gift!" Uncle Fireball exclaimed, "It's just that I know that Sasha isn't very fond of electrical appliances, so I plan to give her a few pairs of high-end women's shoes!"
Who is so professional? I have only used the iPad that Amy threw casually in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight!
He also said that he is not a pervert! After talking for a long time, you still want to push Shu Zhe! Are you starting to bribe him with gifts now, hoping that one day he will be pushed by you voluntarily
When Shu Zhe saw that the gift his uncle gave him was still in my hand, he couldn't wait to take a step forward and almost snatched the iPad from my hand.
In addition to suspecting Uncle Huoqiu's impure motives, I also felt a little bit aggrieved for the squad leader.
I felt a little guilty and speechless. When I was at the hotel at the foot of Cuisong Mountain a few days ago, I did use the monitor's bare feet for a very bad purpose.
Eh? So confident, could it be that instead of lubricant and intestinal tract device, it contained a parcel bomb or something? Will it explode as soon as I open it
"Who planned that!" Uncle Huoqiu was furious, "I'm not that perverted! But you are very interested in my niece's feet! You foot-controlling nymphomaniac!"
Eh? Don't block me, let me see it too! What is it? Is it a time bomb that is counting down? In other words, is it a time bomb with a lump of shit on it? If it stays there for a while, it will explode and the flowers will scatter, making it inevitable for everyone to avoid it
"What do you want to do to my little red? You're so cute, how dare you do it!?"
Eh? Don't block me, let me see it too! What is it? Is it a time bomb that is counting down? In other words, is it a time bomb with a lump of shit on it? If it stays there for a while, it will explode and the flowers will scatter, making it inevitable for everyone to avoid it
I can not stand it any more! There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe has no trace of a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down!
Huh, Mr. Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou can catch people falling from high altitudes. Although I am not strong enough and have heart problems, I still have no problem catching a mobile phone.
With a "beep" sound, Shu Zhe's bedroom door was opened from the inside. Shu Zhe, who didn't have time to change out of his maid uniform, just took off his cat ears and changed his cat tail underwear, wiped away his tears and walked out.
I am already desperate for this world where everyone wants to push transvestites!
Uncle Huoqiu sneered and said sarcastically: "Ye Lin, you are very professional in selling adult products! You can tell whether it is adult products by just weighing it with your hands, right?"
I can not stand it any more! There are a total of 5 men in this room now, but Shu Zhe has no trace of a man at all on his appearance, and the three men except me all want to push Shu Zhe down!
Although Uncle Huoqiu has been used to his nephew's appearance these days, in front of the two suitors, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Shu Zhe seems to be more feminine, making Uncle Huoqiu not sure where to turn his eyes. I had to try my best to look away and said:
In addition to suspecting Uncle Huoqiu's impure motives, I also felt a little bit aggrieved for the squad leader.