I had dinner at Uncle Huoqiu's house.
"When did Shu Zhe become like this! Now I'm wondering if I remembered it wrong. In addition to her younger brother, Shasha also has a playful sister!"
The reason why he dressed like this was the result of the strong request from Uncle Huoqiu, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding. The minority obeyed the majority, so I had no choice but to remain silent.
Although the black and white striped T-shirt on the upper body can barely be said to be unisex clothing, the candy pink short skirt on the lower body and the mid-length wig with smooth side bangs clearly betrayed his true gender.
The answer is nothing more than two of the above.
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
"I..." Xiao Ding's face turned red, "I have started to lose weight! Besides, I just have a big frame! The salary at the pet hospital is indeed not high, but I can go to another part-time job! I also have a part-time job pretending to be a fake tiger at the zoo. !”
"What did you say!?" Fan Chuan suddenly stood up from the chair and threatened me fiercely: "How dare you talk to my girlfriend like that, you don't want to live anymore!?"
"16.82mm caliber..."
"18.51 mm caliber..."
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
I really feel that if the squad leader sees her brother not being ashamed but proud of him now, our meal will be the last supper.
I really feel that if the squad leader sees her brother not being ashamed but proud of him now, our meal will be the last supper.
The answer is nothing more than two of the above.
"Don't listen to him!" Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab Xiao Hong's free other hand. The soft and delicate touch made him stunned for a moment, but he soon woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:
Xiao Hong let Xiao Ding hold her hand, and seemed very happy to see the two men quarreling over her.
Although the black and white striped T-shirt on the upper body can barely be said to be unisex clothing, the candy pink short skirt on the lower body and the mid-length wig with smooth side bangs clearly betrayed his true gender.
"Ye Lin, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Tang Jiang, and Su Dongpo! How did you all die?"
I really feel that if the squad leader sees her brother not being ashamed but proud of him now, our meal will be the last supper.
"Anyway... Anyway, I can't stay today." I don't know if he got it from video chatting with others. Shu Zhe's imitation of girls' moods has been meticulous. Today is the first time I have seen all his transvestite style with my own eyes. I'm really blind. My dog eyes.
The answer is nothing more than two of the above.
Xiaohong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) maintained an indifferent attitude towards the two men around him, and used a knife and fork to cut the pizza into bite-sized pieces.
Although Shu Zhe's anus was popped once by the rogue school doctor Chen Yingran with an index finger wearing a rubber glove in the name of "checking the prostate", it can't be considered a daisy in the full sense...
The reason why he dressed like this was the result of the strong request from Uncle Huoqiu, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding. The minority obeyed the majority, so I had no choice but to remain silent.
It’s still easy to be a transvestite! Knowing that she is a transvestite, there are still people vying to be her boyfriend, and they basically do nothing, so they can get a brand new iPhone 5s for free right before their eyes!
Xiaohong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) maintained an indifferent attitude towards the two men around him, and used a knife and fork to cut the pizza into bite-sized pieces.
Uncle Huoqiu and I sat relatively far away, probably opposite Shu Zhe.
"Well..." Shu Zhe immediately looked hurt, his body hit the back of the chair, and his thin white hands pressed on his flat chest, as if his soul was greatly hurt.
Uncle Huoqiu and I sat relatively far away, probably opposite Shu Zhe.
One by one, starting from Uncle Fireball and I, we took turns using shotguns to perform blood sacrifices! To pay homage to the male soul of her brother who will never return!
This set of women's clothing was also purchased online by Uncle Huoqiu these days. It seems to be prepared for Shu Zhe, casual clothes that can be worn out. God knows what the intentions of this perverted uncle who swore that he would not push down his niece, but failed to guarantee that he would push down his nephew, were .
"When did Shu Zhe become like this! Now I'm wondering if I remembered it wrong. In addition to her younger brother, Shasha also has a playful sister!"
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
Because this takeout pizza was a treat for Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Uncle Huoqiu reluctantly allowed them to use his dining table - they would have stayed away anyway if not allowed.
Xiao Hong was noncommittal, just frowned slightly and said to Xiao Ding: "You hurt my arm." Xiao Ding hurriedly let go of his hand and kept apologizing.
Xiao Hong was noncommittal, just frowned slightly and said to Xiao Ding: "You hurt my arm." Xiao Ding hurriedly let go of his hand and kept apologizing.
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
"Well..." Shu Zhe immediately looked hurt, his body hit the back of the chair, and his thin white hands pressed on his flat chest, as if his soul was greatly hurt.
After hearing what his nephew said, Uncle Huoqiu was speechless. The corner of his mouth seemed to be secretly happy, but there was worry in his eyes. In short, it was a very complicated expression.
Could it be that he is planning to take Shu Zhe for "outdoor play" to see if acquaintances will mistake him for the girl he is bringing with him to be Shu Sha
Don't add unnecessary settings to the monitor! Regarding Shu Zhe, whose appearance is more than 90% similar to that of my sister, the only spiritual defense I can keep sane is that Shu Zhe is a man!
But if you think about it carefully, since some people are willing to sell a kidney for an iPhone, then Shu Zhe selling daisies is not too much of a loss.
"16.82mm caliber..."
One by one, starting from Uncle Fireball and I, we took turns using shotguns to perform blood sacrifices! To pay homage to the male soul of her brother who will never return!
Of course, Shu Zhe, who couldn't afford the early breakfast, agreed to dress in women's clothing and dine with them, but there were conditions.
"I..." Xiao Ding's face turned red, "I have started to lose weight! Besides, I just have a big frame! The salary at the pet hospital is indeed not high, but I can go to another part-time job! I also have a part-time job pretending to be a fake tiger at the zoo. !”
Although the black and white striped T-shirt on the upper body can barely be said to be unisex clothing, the candy pink short skirt on the lower body and the mid-length wig with smooth side bangs clearly betrayed his true gender.
"Anyway... Anyway, I can't stay today." I don't know if he got it from video chatting with others. Shu Zhe's imitation of girls' moods has been meticulous. Today is the first time I have seen all his transvestite style with my own eyes. I'm really blind. My dog eyes.
If Shu Zhe is really the squad leader's flirtatious sister, I'm not confident that she will be able to control her! All the dreams that cannot be realized in the squad leader can be realized in her! Anyway, just give her money afterwards!
First, he wanted to eat pizza from Pizza Hut, which of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding agreed to. Seeing the two of them almost fighting over who should pay, Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered, feeling quite proud.
I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today with the original intention of using them as bodyguards. I didn't expect that they would change sides so quickly and become your bodyguards! I won’t let you touch a finger if I want!
"Ye Lin, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Tang Jiang, and Su Dongpo! How did you all die?"
After hearing what his nephew said, Uncle Huoqiu was speechless. The corner of his mouth seemed to be secretly happy, but there was worry in his eyes. In short, it was a very complicated expression.
Although Shu Zhe's anus was popped once by the rogue school doctor Chen Yingran with an index finger wearing a rubber glove in the name of "checking the prostate", it can't be considered a daisy in the full sense...
Whenever the pizza was cut sideways or the salad corn on the pizza was blown away due to unreasonable force, she would put down the knife and fork with a huff and furrow her brows, as if the whole world was against her.
"Uncle, don't be too sad." Xiao Hong brushed her slanted bangs on her forehead, which slightly blocked her eyes. Inadvertently, it made her eyes even more misty.
Then, and more importantly, the uncle must allow him to go home, especially today when his aunt is on night shift, and cannot force him to stay overnight.
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
"Don't listen to him!" Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab Xiao Hong's free other hand. The soft and delicate touch made him stunned for a moment, but he soon woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:
"Xiaoye, what you said is a bit too much." Xiaoding was embarrassed to fall out with me and said weakly, "Xiaohong just wants an iPhone 5s..."
Anyway, it's hard to be a man and be bullied all the time. It's very expensive to have a girlfriend like Xiaoli. In the end, he broke up with himself because of his lack of manliness.
"Uncle, isn't it fun here?" Uncle Fireball said with a bit of regret.
"When Auntie stops working the night shift, I might come over to stay," Xiaohong said with a caring elder look, "Uncle, if you don't force me, it's not impossible to dress like this occasionally. "
"I..." Xiao Ding's face turned red, "I have started to lose weight! Besides, I just have a big frame! The salary at the pet hospital is indeed not high, but I can go to another part-time job! I also have a part-time job pretending to be a fake tiger at the zoo. !”
"Xiaohong, you can't do this!" Fan Chuan said sadly, "You can't approach your perverted uncle just for a mobile phone! If you want an iPhone 5s, I can buy it for you!"
Uncle Huoqiu and I sat relatively far away, probably opposite Shu Zhe.
There was a charm in her eyes.
What fun, your sister! Shu Zhe will only be played by you if he stays! Your nephew is the funniest thing!
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
"When Auntie stops working the night shift, I might come over to stay," Xiaohong said with a caring elder look, "Uncle, if you don't force me, it's not impossible to dress like this occasionally. "
"Anyway... Anyway, I can't stay today." I don't know if he got it from video chatting with others. Shu Zhe's imitation of girls' moods has been meticulous. Today is the first time I have seen all his transvestite style with my own eyes. I'm really blind. My dog eyes.
Then, and more importantly, the uncle must allow him to go home, especially today when his aunt is on night shift, and cannot force him to stay overnight.
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
What the hell! Shu Zhe, you are playing with fire! Are you implying that if Uncle Fireball gives you an iPhone 5s, not only will he be a cat maid, but he will also dress up in a more embarrassing manner and agree? You are not afraid of playing with fire and burning yourself. You sold your ass for an iPhone 5s!
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he has no right to criticize others..."
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
"Xiaohong, this Italian sausage is very good, do you want to try it?" Fan Chuan sat on Shu Zhe's left and asked diligently.
Just wait and take it off! Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who have been deceived by you will take turns bullying your anus! At that time, our store will sponsor you 1500ml of lubricant out of humanitarianism! Have a great time!
"When Auntie stops working the night shift, I might come over to stay," Xiaohong said with a caring elder look, "Uncle, if you don't force me, it's not impossible to dress like this occasionally. "
I really feel that if the squad leader sees her brother not being ashamed but proud of him now, our meal will be the last supper.
"Uncle, don't be too sad." Xiao Hong brushed her slanted bangs on her forehead, which slightly blocked her eyes. Inadvertently, it made her eyes even more misty.
"When Auntie stops working the night shift, I might come over to stay," Xiaohong said with a caring elder look, "Uncle, if you don't force me, it's not impossible to dress like this occasionally. "
Because this takeout pizza was a treat for Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Uncle Huoqiu reluctantly allowed them to use his dining table - they would have stayed away anyway if not allowed.
Then, and more importantly, the uncle must allow him to go home, especially today when his aunt is on night shift, and cannot force him to stay overnight.
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
Because this takeout pizza was a treat for Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Uncle Huoqiu reluctantly allowed them to use his dining table - they would have stayed away anyway if not allowed.
"Don't listen to him! This kind of seafood pizza is delicious!" Xiao Ding, who was sitting on Shu Zhe's right, was not to be outdone.
First, he wanted to eat pizza from Pizza Hut, which of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding agreed to. Seeing the two of them almost fighting over who should pay, Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered, feeling quite proud.
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
What the hell! Shu Zhe, you are playing with fire! Are you implying that if Uncle Fireball gives you an iPhone 5s, not only will he be a cat maid, but he will also dress up in a more embarrassing manner and agree? You are not afraid of playing with fire and burning yourself. You sold your ass for an iPhone 5s!
After hearing what his nephew said, Uncle Huoqiu was speechless. The corner of his mouth seemed to be secretly happy, but there was worry in his eyes. In short, it was a very complicated expression.
"16.82mm caliber..."
"Don't listen to him! This kind of seafood pizza is delicious!" Xiao Ding, who was sitting on Shu Zhe's right, was not to be outdone.
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he has no right to criticize others..."
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
This set of women's clothing was also purchased online by Uncle Huoqiu these days. It seems to be prepared for Shu Zhe, casual clothes that can be worn out. God knows what the intentions of this perverted uncle who swore that he would not push down his niece, but failed to guarantee that he would push down his nephew, were .
Anyway, it's hard to be a man and be bullied all the time. It's very expensive to have a girlfriend like Xiaoli. In the end, he broke up with himself because of his lack of manliness.
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
Xiaohong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) maintained an indifferent attitude towards the two men around him, and used a knife and fork to cut the pizza into bite-sized pieces.
"When did Shu Zhe become like this! Now I'm wondering if I remembered it wrong. In addition to her younger brother, Shasha also has a playful sister!"
Don't add unnecessary settings to the monitor! Regarding Shu Zhe, whose appearance is more than 90% similar to that of my sister, the only spiritual defense I can keep sane is that Shu Zhe is a man!
"Anyway... Anyway, I can't stay today." I don't know if he got it from video chatting with others. Shu Zhe's imitation of girls' moods has been meticulous. Today is the first time I have seen all his transvestite style with my own eyes. I'm really blind. My dog eyes.
Whenever the pizza was cut sideways or the salad corn on the pizza was blown away due to unreasonable force, she would put down the knife and fork with a huff and furrow her brows, as if the whole world was against her.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he has no right to criticize others..."
"You haven't even found a job after graduating from college. How can you afford to buy a mobile phone for Xiaohong? If you want to buy it, I'll buy it for Xiaohong!"
"I..." Xiao Ding's face turned red, "I have started to lose weight! Besides, I just have a big frame! The salary at the pet hospital is indeed not high, but I can go to another part-time job! I also have a part-time job pretending to be a fake tiger at the zoo. !”
The answer is nothing more than two of the above.
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today with the original intention of using them as bodyguards. I didn't expect that they would change sides so quickly and become your bodyguards! I won’t let you touch a finger if I want!
At this time, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately came over to flog the pizza bastards who dared to make their sweetheart angry, and each offered them the most perfect small slices of pizza they thought they had cut. If Xiao Hong chose someone's pizza, the other person would Gritting your teeth with hatred.
"Uncle, don't be too sad." Xiao Hong brushed her slanted bangs on her forehead, which slightly blocked her eyes. Inadvertently, it made her eyes even more misty.
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
The reason why he dressed like this was the result of the strong request from Uncle Huoqiu, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding. The minority obeyed the majority, so I had no choice but to remain silent.
Uncle Huoqiu and I sat relatively far away, probably opposite Shu Zhe.
Anyway, it's hard to be a man and be bullied all the time. It's very expensive to have a girlfriend like Xiaoli. In the end, he broke up with himself because of his lack of manliness.
Seeing his nephew sandwiched between two suitors, like a budding social flower, Uncle Fireball complained to me a little worriedly:
"Uncle, why don't you eat much?" Xiao Hong seemed to suddenly remember that she was only enjoying the love and care of Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and had neglected her uncle who had just given her an iPad.
"Xiaohong, this Italian sausage is very good, do you want to try it?" Fan Chuan sat on Shu Zhe's left and asked diligently.
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
Because this takeout pizza was a treat for Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Uncle Huoqiu reluctantly allowed them to use his dining table - they would have stayed away anyway if not allowed.
There was a charm in her eyes.
"Anyway... Anyway, I can't stay today." I don't know if he got it from video chatting with others. Shu Zhe's imitation of girls' moods has been meticulous. Today is the first time I have seen all his transvestite style with my own eyes. I'm really blind. My dog eyes.
Don't add unnecessary settings to the monitor! Regarding Shu Zhe, whose appearance is more than 90% similar to that of my sister, the only spiritual defense I can keep sane is that Shu Zhe is a man!
"Unless it's when my uncle wants to give me an iPhone 5s."
I really couldn't stand Shu Zhe showing off at the dinner table, so I couldn't help complaining: "Shu Zhe, are you auctioning your chrysanthemums in public?"
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he has no right to criticize others..."
Seeing his nephew sandwiched between two suitors, like a budding social flower, Uncle Fireball complained to me a little worriedly:
"Ye Lin, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Tang Jiang, and Su Dongpo! How did you all die?"
"When did Shu Zhe become like this! Now I'm wondering if I remembered it wrong. In addition to her younger brother, Shasha also has a playful sister!"
Xiao Hong let Xiao Ding hold her hand, and seemed very happy to see the two men quarreling over her.
Just wait and take it off! Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who have been deceived by you will take turns bullying your anus! At that time, our store will sponsor you 1500ml of lubricant out of humanitarianism! Have a great time!
"16.82mm caliber..."
"When did Shu Zhe become like this! Now I'm wondering if I remembered it wrong. In addition to her younger brother, Shasha also has a playful sister!"
Xiaohong ignored the two suitors' obstruction and continued to say to Uncle Fireball: "But I won't easily agree to dressing up like a cat maid, unless..."
Do you still want to build a "boyfriend bodyguard group" to ensure that you will never be bullied
Don't add unnecessary settings to the monitor! Regarding Shu Zhe, whose appearance is more than 90% similar to that of my sister, the only spiritual defense I can keep sane is that Shu Zhe is a man!
Do you still want to build a "boyfriend bodyguard group" to ensure that you will never be bullied
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
If Shu Zhe is really the squad leader's flirtatious sister, I'm not confident that she will be able to control her! All the dreams that cannot be realized in the squad leader can be realized in her! Anyway, just give her money afterwards!
"Don't listen to him!" Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab Xiao Hong's free other hand. The soft and delicate touch made him stunned for a moment, but he soon woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:
"Don't listen to him! This kind of seafood pizza is delicious!" Xiao Ding, who was sitting on Shu Zhe's right, was not to be outdone.
Finally, it’s not just the appearance of a fake girl, Shu Zhe also starts to be “fake” on the inside!
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
Finally, it’s not just the appearance of a fake girl, Shu Zhe also starts to be “fake” on the inside!
"I..." Xiao Ding's face turned red, "I have started to lose weight! Besides, I just have a big frame! The salary at the pet hospital is indeed not high, but I can go to another part-time job! I also have a part-time job pretending to be a fake tiger at the zoo. !”
"Ye Lin, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Tang Jiang, and Su Dongpo! How did you all die?"
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
I really feel that if the squad leader sees her brother not being ashamed but proud of him now, our meal will be the last supper.
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
"Xiaohong, this Italian sausage is very good, do you want to try it?" Fan Chuan sat on Shu Zhe's left and asked diligently.
If Shu Zhe is really the squad leader's flirtatious sister, I'm not confident that she will be able to control her! All the dreams that cannot be realized in the squad leader can be realized in her! Anyway, just give her money afterwards!
Prince Yama, who was too lazy to look through the book of life and death, patted the gavel and asked the new ghosts below.
"Unless it's when my uncle wants to give me an iPhone 5s."
"Well..." Shu Zhe immediately looked hurt, his body hit the back of the chair, and his thin white hands pressed on his flat chest, as if his soul was greatly hurt.
Xiao Hong let Xiao Ding hold her hand, and seemed very happy to see the two men quarreling over her.
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
Whenever the pizza was cut sideways or the salad corn on the pizza was blown away due to unreasonable force, she would put down the knife and fork with a huff and furrow her brows, as if the whole world was against her.
I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today with the original intention of using them as bodyguards. I didn't expect that they would change sides so quickly and become your bodyguards! I won’t let you touch a finger if I want!
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
"18.51 mm caliber..."
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
But if you think about it carefully, since some people are willing to sell a kidney for an iPhone, then Shu Zhe selling daisies is not too much of a loss.
There was a charm in her eyes.
"What!?" Fan Chuan's voice suddenly rose an octave, "Xiao Hong, how could you throw yourself into a trap and let a sheep fall into a tiger's mouth!"
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
"Don't listen to him! This kind of seafood pizza is delicious!" Xiao Ding, who was sitting on Shu Zhe's right, was not to be outdone.
"16.82mm caliber..."
"You have to go back to your sister's place. I'm a little lonely." Uncle Fireball said truthfully.
Then, and more importantly, the uncle must allow him to go home, especially today when his aunt is on night shift, and cannot force him to stay overnight.
"Xiaohong, this Italian sausage is very good, do you want to try it?" Fan Chuan sat on Shu Zhe's left and asked diligently.
Xiao Hong was noncommittal, just frowned slightly and said to Xiao Ding: "You hurt my arm." Xiao Ding hurriedly let go of his hand and kept apologizing.
"16.82mm caliber..."
"Let go of your dog's paws! You damn fat man!" Fan Chuan retorted to Xiao Ding, "You work in a shabby pet hospital. Do you think you can earn a lot? I think it's only more than 2,000 yuan a month, right? You I have to go without food for at least two months to save enough for an iPhone 5s!"
There was a charm in her eyes.
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
The answer is nothing more than two of the above.
I had dinner at Uncle Huoqiu's house.
"What did you say!?" Fan Chuan suddenly stood up from the chair and threatened me fiercely: "How dare you talk to my girlfriend like that, you don't want to live anymore!?"
"Don't listen to him!" Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab Xiao Hong's free other hand. The soft and delicate touch made him stunned for a moment, but he soon woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:
Could it be that he is planning to take Shu Zhe for "outdoor play" to see if acquaintances will mistake him for the girl he is bringing with him to be Shu Sha
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
If Shu Zhe is really the squad leader's flirtatious sister, I'm not confident that she will be able to control her! All the dreams that cannot be realized in the squad leader can be realized in her! Anyway, just give her money afterwards!
One by one, starting from Uncle Fireball and I, we took turns using shotguns to perform blood sacrifices! To pay homage to the male soul of her brother who will never return!
Xiaohong ignored the two suitors' obstruction and continued to say to Uncle Fireball: "But I won't easily agree to dressing up like a cat maid, unless..."
In addition, Uncle Huoqiu expressed extremely depressedly: He has nothing to do with Su Dongpo, and he hopes that the Lord of Hell will not call him wrong again.
Of course, Shu Zhe, who couldn't afford the early breakfast, agreed to dress in women's clothing and dine with them, but there were conditions.
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
Just wait and take it off! Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who have been deceived by you will take turns bullying your anus! At that time, our store will sponsor you 1500ml of lubricant out of humanitarianism! Have a great time!
"Uncle, why don't you eat much?" Xiao Hong seemed to suddenly remember that she was only enjoying the love and care of Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and had neglected her uncle who had just given her an iPad.
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
"When did Shu Zhe become like this! Now I'm wondering if I remembered it wrong. In addition to her younger brother, Shasha also has a playful sister!"
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
Just wait and take it off! Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who have been deceived by you will take turns bullying your anus! At that time, our store will sponsor you 1500ml of lubricant out of humanitarianism! Have a great time!
It’s still easy to be a transvestite! Knowing that she is a transvestite, there are still people vying to be her boyfriend, and they basically do nothing, so they can get a brand new iPhone 5s for free right before their eyes!
"You have to go back to your sister's place. I'm a little lonely." Uncle Fireball said truthfully.
Because this takeout pizza was a treat for Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Uncle Huoqiu reluctantly allowed them to use his dining table - they would have stayed away anyway if not allowed.
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
I had dinner at Uncle Huoqiu's house.
"Uncle, don't be too sad." Xiao Hong brushed her slanted bangs on her forehead, which slightly blocked her eyes. Inadvertently, it made her eyes even more misty.
Prince Yama, who was too lazy to look through the book of life and death, patted the gavel and asked the new ghosts below.
"16.82mm caliber..."
"Uncle, don't be too sad." Xiao Hong brushed her slanted bangs on her forehead, which slightly blocked her eyes. Inadvertently, it made her eyes even more misty.
Xiao Hong was noncommittal, just frowned slightly and said to Xiao Ding: "You hurt my arm." Xiao Ding hurriedly let go of his hand and kept apologizing.
There was a charm in her eyes.
"When Auntie stops working the night shift, I might come over to stay," Xiaohong said with a caring elder look, "Uncle, if you don't force me, it's not impossible to dress like this occasionally. "
"Xiaoye, what you said is a bit too much." Xiaoding was embarrassed to fall out with me and said weakly, "Xiaohong just wants an iPhone 5s..."
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
This set of women's clothing was also purchased online by Uncle Huoqiu these days. It seems to be prepared for Shu Zhe, casual clothes that can be worn out. God knows what the intentions of this perverted uncle who swore that he would not push down his niece, but failed to guarantee that he would push down his nephew, were .
"Don't listen to him!" Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab Xiao Hong's free other hand. The soft and delicate touch made him stunned for a moment, but he soon woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:
Xiao Hong was noncommittal, just frowned slightly and said to Xiao Ding: "You hurt my arm." Xiao Ding hurriedly let go of his hand and kept apologizing.
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
"Don't listen to him! This kind of seafood pizza is delicious!" Xiao Ding, who was sitting on Shu Zhe's right, was not to be outdone.
"What!?" Fan Chuan's voice suddenly rose an octave, "Xiao Hong, how could you throw yourself into a trap and let a sheep fall into a tiger's mouth!"
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he has no right to criticize others..."
The reason why he dressed like this was the result of the strong request from Uncle Huoqiu, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding. The minority obeyed the majority, so I had no choice but to remain silent.
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
First, he wanted to eat pizza from Pizza Hut, which of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding agreed to. Seeing the two of them almost fighting over who should pay, Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered, feeling quite proud.
This set of women's clothing was also purchased online by Uncle Huoqiu these days. It seems to be prepared for Shu Zhe, casual clothes that can be worn out. God knows what the intentions of this perverted uncle who swore that he would not push down his niece, but failed to guarantee that he would push down his nephew, were .
Xiaohong ignored the two suitors' obstruction and continued to say to Uncle Fireball: "But I won't easily agree to dressing up like a cat maid, unless..."
"You haven't even found a job after graduating from college. How can you afford to buy a mobile phone for Xiaohong? If you want to buy it, I'll buy it for Xiaohong!"
"18.51 mm caliber..."
Xiaohong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) maintained an indifferent attitude towards the two men around him, and used a knife and fork to cut the pizza into bite-sized pieces.
Uncle Huoqiu and I sat relatively far away, probably opposite Shu Zhe.
What fun, your sister! Shu Zhe will only be played by you if he stays! Your nephew is the funniest thing!
I really feel that if the squad leader sees her brother not being ashamed but proud of him now, our meal will be the last supper.
There was a charm in her eyes.
"Anyway... Anyway, I can't stay today." I don't know if he got it from video chatting with others. Shu Zhe's imitation of girls' moods has been meticulous. Today is the first time I have seen all his transvestite style with my own eyes. I'm really blind. My dog eyes.
If you really want it, work for yourself to earn it! There is no need to hand out flyers in the sun, you can barely support yourself by selling transvestite underwear and video chatting with perverts! You just rely on your cuteness and let a man give you an iPhone 5s for free. What's going on
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
Of course, Shu Zhe, who couldn't afford the early breakfast, agreed to dress in women's clothing and dine with them, but there were conditions.
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
"Unless it's when my uncle wants to give me an iPhone 5s."
If you really want it, work for yourself to earn it! There is no need to hand out flyers in the sun, you can barely support yourself by selling transvestite underwear and video chatting with perverts! You just rely on your cuteness and let a man give you an iPhone 5s for free. What's going on
Prince Yama, who was too lazy to look through the book of life and death, patted the gavel and asked the new ghosts below.
Although Shu Zhe's anus was popped once by the rogue school doctor Chen Yingran with an index finger wearing a rubber glove in the name of "checking the prostate", it can't be considered a daisy in the full sense...
Of course, Shu Zhe, who couldn't afford the early breakfast, agreed to dress in women's clothing and dine with them, but there were conditions.
First, he wanted to eat pizza from Pizza Hut, which of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding agreed to. Seeing the two of them almost fighting over who should pay, Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered, feeling quite proud.
What the hell! Shu Zhe, you are playing with fire! Are you implying that if Uncle Fireball gives you an iPhone 5s, not only will he be a cat maid, but he will also dress up in a more embarrassing manner and agree? You are not afraid of playing with fire and burning yourself. You sold your ass for an iPhone 5s!
There was a charm in her eyes.
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
This set of women's clothing was also purchased online by Uncle Huoqiu these days. It seems to be prepared for Shu Zhe, casual clothes that can be worn out. God knows what the intentions of this perverted uncle who swore that he would not push down his niece, but failed to guarantee that he would push down his nephew, were .
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
Xiaohong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) maintained an indifferent attitude towards the two men around him, and used a knife and fork to cut the pizza into bite-sized pieces.
The answer is nothing more than two of the above.
But if you think about it carefully, since some people are willing to sell a kidney for an iPhone, then Shu Zhe selling daisies is not too much of a loss.
"What did you say!?" Fan Chuan suddenly stood up from the chair and threatened me fiercely: "How dare you talk to my girlfriend like that, you don't want to live anymore!?"
First, he wanted to eat pizza from Pizza Hut, which of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding agreed to. Seeing the two of them almost fighting over who should pay, Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered, feeling quite proud.
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
"Xiaoye, what you said is a bit too much." Xiaoding was embarrassed to fall out with me and said weakly, "Xiaohong just wants an iPhone 5s..."
Finally, it’s not just the appearance of a fake girl, Shu Zhe also starts to be “fake” on the inside!
At this time, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately came over to flog the pizza bastards who dared to make their sweetheart angry, and each offered them the most perfect small slices of pizza they thought they had cut. If Xiao Hong chose someone's pizza, the other person would Gritting your teeth with hatred.
Although Shu Zhe's anus was popped once by the rogue school doctor Chen Yingran with an index finger wearing a rubber glove in the name of "checking the prostate", it can't be considered a daisy in the full sense...
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
"18.51 mm caliber..."
Xiaohong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) maintained an indifferent attitude towards the two men around him, and used a knife and fork to cut the pizza into bite-sized pieces.
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
"18.51 mm caliber..."
After hearing what his nephew said, Uncle Huoqiu was speechless. The corner of his mouth seemed to be secretly happy, but there was worry in his eyes. In short, it was a very complicated expression.
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
"Xiaohong, you can't do this!" Fan Chuan said sadly, "You can't approach your perverted uncle just for a mobile phone! If you want an iPhone 5s, I can buy it for you!"
"What did you say!?" Fan Chuan suddenly stood up from the chair and threatened me fiercely: "How dare you talk to my girlfriend like that, you don't want to live anymore!?"
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
Then, and more importantly, the uncle must allow him to go home, especially today when his aunt is on night shift, and cannot force him to stay overnight.
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
Xiao Hong let Xiao Ding hold her hand, and seemed very happy to see the two men quarreling over her.
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
Seeing his nephew sandwiched between two suitors, like a budding social flower, Uncle Fireball complained to me a little worriedly:
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
Of course, Shu Zhe, who couldn't afford the early breakfast, agreed to dress in women's clothing and dine with them, but there were conditions.
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he has no right to criticize others..."
"Don't listen to him!" Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab Xiao Hong's free other hand. The soft and delicate touch made him stunned for a moment, but he soon woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
Because this takeout pizza was a treat for Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Uncle Huoqiu reluctantly allowed them to use his dining table - they would have stayed away anyway if not allowed.
"What did you say!?" Fan Chuan suddenly stood up from the chair and threatened me fiercely: "How dare you talk to my girlfriend like that, you don't want to live anymore!?"
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he has no right to criticize others..."
Just because it saves more effort
Don't add unnecessary settings to the monitor! Regarding Shu Zhe, whose appearance is more than 90% similar to that of my sister, the only spiritual defense I can keep sane is that Shu Zhe is a man!
What the hell! Shu Zhe, you are playing with fire! Are you implying that if Uncle Fireball gives you an iPhone 5s, not only will he be a cat maid, but he will also dress up in a more embarrassing manner and agree? You are not afraid of playing with fire and burning yourself. You sold your ass for an iPhone 5s!
The reason why he dressed like this was the result of the strong request from Uncle Huoqiu, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Ding. The minority obeyed the majority, so I had no choice but to remain silent.
"You haven't even found a job after graduating from college. How can you afford to buy a mobile phone for Xiaohong? If you want to buy it, I'll buy it for Xiaohong!"
Do you still want to build a "boyfriend bodyguard group" to ensure that you will never be bullied
Although Shu Zhe's anus was popped once by the rogue school doctor Chen Yingran with an index finger wearing a rubber glove in the name of "checking the prostate", it can't be considered a daisy in the full sense...
I really couldn't stand Shu Zhe showing off at the dinner table, so I couldn't help complaining: "Shu Zhe, are you auctioning your chrysanthemums in public?"
Although Shu Zhe's anus was popped once by the rogue school doctor Chen Yingran with an index finger wearing a rubber glove in the name of "checking the prostate", it can't be considered a daisy in the full sense...
"Uncle, don't be too sad." Xiao Hong brushed her slanted bangs on her forehead, which slightly blocked her eyes. Inadvertently, it made her eyes even more misty.
"18.51 mm caliber..."
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
Xiao Hong let Xiao Ding hold her hand, and seemed very happy to see the two men quarreling over her.
"Don't listen to him!" Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab Xiao Hong's free other hand. The soft and delicate touch made him stunned for a moment, but he soon woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:
Just wait and take it off! Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who have been deceived by you will take turns bullying your anus! At that time, our store will sponsor you 1500ml of lubricant out of humanitarianism! Have a great time!
Although the black and white striped T-shirt on the upper body can barely be said to be unisex clothing, the candy pink short skirt on the lower body and the mid-length wig with smooth side bangs clearly betrayed his true gender.
"Let go of your dog's paws! You damn fat man!" Fan Chuan retorted to Xiao Ding, "You work in a shabby pet hospital. Do you think you can earn a lot? I think it's only more than 2,000 yuan a month, right? You I have to go without food for at least two months to save enough for an iPhone 5s!"
"Uncle, why don't you eat much?" Xiao Hong seemed to suddenly remember that she was only enjoying the love and care of Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and had neglected her uncle who had just given her an iPad.
"Xiaohong, this Italian sausage is very good, do you want to try it?" Fan Chuan sat on Shu Zhe's left and asked diligently.
Xiaohong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) maintained an indifferent attitude towards the two men around him, and used a knife and fork to cut the pizza into bite-sized pieces.
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
What fun, your sister! Shu Zhe will only be played by you if he stays! Your nephew is the funniest thing!
"Unless it's when my uncle wants to give me an iPhone 5s."
Could it be that he is planning to take Shu Zhe for "outdoor play" to see if acquaintances will mistake him for the girl he is bringing with him to be Shu Sha
"I..." Xiao Ding's face turned red, "I have started to lose weight! Besides, I just have a big frame! The salary at the pet hospital is indeed not high, but I can go to another part-time job! I also have a part-time job pretending to be a fake tiger at the zoo. !”
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
I really couldn't stand Shu Zhe showing off at the dinner table, so I couldn't help complaining: "Shu Zhe, are you auctioning your chrysanthemums in public?"
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
"When did Shu Zhe become like this! Now I'm wondering if I remembered it wrong. In addition to her younger brother, Shasha also has a playful sister!"
Uncle Huoqiu and I sat relatively far away, probably opposite Shu Zhe.
Xiaohong ignored the two suitors' obstruction and continued to say to Uncle Fireball: "But I won't easily agree to dressing up like a cat maid, unless..."
Seeing his nephew sandwiched between two suitors, like a budding social flower, Uncle Fireball complained to me a little worriedly:
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
"16.82mm caliber..."
"Xiaohong, you can't do this!" Fan Chuan said sadly, "You can't approach your perverted uncle just for a mobile phone! If you want an iPhone 5s, I can buy it for you!"
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today with the original intention of using them as bodyguards. I didn't expect that they would change sides so quickly and become your bodyguards! I won’t let you touch a finger if I want!
"When Auntie stops working the night shift, I might come over to stay," Xiaohong said with a caring elder look, "Uncle, if you don't force me, it's not impossible to dress like this occasionally. "
Dr. Yu called me before and asked me where I was. I made the excuse that I was going home to get my summer homework and would be back soon, so he didn’t need to worry.
Anyway, it's hard to be a man and be bullied all the time. It's very expensive to have a girlfriend like Xiaoli. In the end, he broke up with himself because of his lack of manliness.
Xiao Hong was noncommittal, just frowned slightly and said to Xiao Ding: "You hurt my arm." Xiao Ding hurriedly let go of his hand and kept apologizing.
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
"I..." Xiao Ding's face turned red, "I have started to lose weight! Besides, I just have a big frame! The salary at the pet hospital is indeed not high, but I can go to another part-time job! I also have a part-time job pretending to be a fake tiger at the zoo. !”
"Unless it's when my uncle wants to give me an iPhone 5s."
"You haven't even found a job after graduating from college. How can you afford to buy a mobile phone for Xiaohong? If you want to buy it, I'll buy it for Xiaohong!"
"Ye Lin, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Tang Jiang, and Su Dongpo! How did you all die?"
I really couldn't stand Shu Zhe showing off at the dinner table, so I couldn't help complaining: "Shu Zhe, are you auctioning your chrysanthemums in public?"
In addition, Uncle Huoqiu expressed extremely depressedly: He has nothing to do with Su Dongpo, and he hopes that the Lord of Hell will not call him wrong again.
Because this takeout pizza was a treat for Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Uncle Huoqiu reluctantly allowed them to use his dining table - they would have stayed away anyway if not allowed.
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
Don't add unnecessary settings to the monitor! Regarding Shu Zhe, whose appearance is more than 90% similar to that of my sister, the only spiritual defense I can keep sane is that Shu Zhe is a man!
Hello! Don't let the transvestite eat things like sausages with ulterior motives! Why do I think the look of anticipation on your face is so evil!
Uncle Huoqiu and I sat relatively far away, probably opposite Shu Zhe.
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
"16.82mm caliber..."
"Well..." Shu Zhe immediately looked hurt, his body hit the back of the chair, and his thin white hands pressed on his flat chest, as if his soul was greatly hurt.
"16.82mm caliber..."
"16.82mm caliber..."
Xiaohong ignored the two suitors' obstruction and continued to say to Uncle Fireball: "But I won't easily agree to dressing up like a cat maid, unless..."
"Uncle, don't be too sad." Xiao Hong brushed her slanted bangs on her forehead, which slightly blocked her eyes. Inadvertently, it made her eyes even more misty.
In addition, Uncle Huoqiu expressed extremely depressedly: He has nothing to do with Su Dongpo, and he hopes that the Lord of Hell will not call him wrong again.
Prince Yama, who was too lazy to look through the book of life and death, patted the gavel and asked the new ghosts below.
First, he wanted to eat pizza from Pizza Hut, which of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding agreed to. Seeing the two of them almost fighting over who should pay, Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered, feeling quite proud.
"When did Shu Zhe become like this! Now I'm wondering if I remembered it wrong. In addition to her younger brother, Shasha also has a playful sister!"
"What did you say!?" Fan Chuan suddenly stood up from the chair and threatened me fiercely: "How dare you talk to my girlfriend like that, you don't want to live anymore!?"
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
"18.51 mm caliber..."
"Yes!" Xiao Ding also said, "Although Fan Chuan is also a wolf, he has no right to criticize others..."
"Xiaoye, what you said is a bit too much." Xiaoding was embarrassed to fall out with me and said weakly, "Xiaohong just wants an iPhone 5s..."
"Xiaoye, what you said is a bit too much." Xiaoding was embarrassed to fall out with me and said weakly, "Xiaohong just wants an iPhone 5s..."
"Unless it's when my uncle wants to give me an iPhone 5s."
I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today with the original intention of using them as bodyguards. I didn't expect that they would change sides so quickly and become your bodyguards! I won’t let you touch a finger if I want!
"Don't listen to him! This kind of seafood pizza is delicious!" Xiao Ding, who was sitting on Shu Zhe's right, was not to be outdone.
Just wait and take it off! Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who have been deceived by you will take turns bullying your anus! At that time, our store will sponsor you 1500ml of lubricant out of humanitarianism! Have a great time!
At this time, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately came over to flog the pizza bastards who dared to make their sweetheart angry, and each offered them the most perfect small slices of pizza they thought they had cut. If Xiao Hong chose someone's pizza, the other person would Gritting your teeth with hatred.
I really couldn't stand Shu Zhe showing off at the dinner table, so I couldn't help complaining: "Shu Zhe, are you auctioning your chrysanthemums in public?"
If you really want it, work for yourself to earn it! There is no need to hand out flyers in the sun, you can barely support yourself by selling transvestite underwear and video chatting with perverts! You just rely on your cuteness and let a man give you an iPhone 5s for free. What's going on
In addition, Uncle Huoqiu expressed extremely depressedly: He has nothing to do with Su Dongpo, and he hopes that the Lord of Hell will not call him wrong again.
This set of women's clothing was also purchased online by Uncle Huoqiu these days. It seems to be prepared for Shu Zhe, casual clothes that can be worn out. God knows what the intentions of this perverted uncle who swore that he would not push down his niece, but failed to guarantee that he would push down his nephew, were .
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
Xiaohong (I really can't call him by his male name anymore) maintained an indifferent attitude towards the two men around him, and used a knife and fork to cut the pizza into bite-sized pieces.
Prince Yama, who was too lazy to look through the book of life and death, patted the gavel and asked the new ghosts below.
What fun, your sister! Shu Zhe will only be played by you if he stays! Your nephew is the funniest thing!
Just because it saves more effort
Uncle Huoqiu and I sat relatively far away, probably opposite Shu Zhe.
"16.82mm caliber..."
"You haven't even found a job after graduating from college. How can you afford to buy a mobile phone for Xiaohong? If you want to buy it, I'll buy it for Xiaohong!"
All male dignity has been abandoned! Being forced by my uncle to serve him in a maid outfit for several days in a row, I lost the last bit of shame! She dressed in women's clothing and accompanied four men to dinner as if it was nothing, and began to openly rely on her identity as a transvestite to hint to her suitors that they would obediently send gifts!
"Let go of your dog's paws! You damn fat man!" Fan Chuan retorted to Xiao Ding, "You work in a shabby pet hospital. Do you think you can earn a lot? I think it's only more than 2,000 yuan a month, right? You I have to go without food for at least two months to save enough for an iPhone 5s!"
"Xiaohong, you can't do this!" Fan Chuan said sadly, "You can't approach your perverted uncle just for a mobile phone! If you want an iPhone 5s, I can buy it for you!"
"Really?" Xiaohong slightly opened her eyes like clouds and mist, held her pointed chin with her wrist with interest, and asked in disbelief.
When Xiao Hong heard this, she covered her mouth and chuckled, as if she thought it was ridiculous and interesting that Xiao Ding went to the zoo to pretend to be a big and stupid tiger in order to please herself.
I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today with the original intention of using them as bodyguards. I didn't expect that they would change sides so quickly and become your bodyguards! I won’t let you touch a finger if I want!
First, he wanted to eat pizza from Pizza Hut, which of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding agreed to. Seeing the two of them almost fighting over who should pay, Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered, feeling quite proud.
Of course, Shu Zhe, who couldn't afford the early breakfast, agreed to dress in women's clothing and dine with them, but there were conditions.
"I..." Xiao Ding's face turned red, "I have started to lose weight! Besides, I just have a big frame! The salary at the pet hospital is indeed not high, but I can go to another part-time job! I also have a part-time job pretending to be a fake tiger at the zoo. !”
Because this takeout pizza was a treat for Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, Uncle Huoqiu reluctantly allowed them to use his dining table - they would have stayed away anyway if not allowed.
I really feel that if the squad leader sees her brother not being ashamed but proud of him now, our meal will be the last supper.
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
"Don't listen to him!" Xiao Ding couldn't help but grab Xiao Hong's free other hand. The soft and delicate touch made him stunned for a moment, but he soon woke up and shouted to Fan Chuan:
The answer is nothing more than two of the above.
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
"Ye Lin, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, Tang Jiang, and Su Dongpo! How did you all die?"
One by one, starting from Uncle Fireball and I, we took turns using shotguns to perform blood sacrifices! To pay homage to the male soul of her brother who will never return!
It’s still easy to be a transvestite! Knowing that she is a transvestite, there are still people vying to be her boyfriend, and they basically do nothing, so they can get a brand new iPhone 5s for free right before their eyes!
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
"What!?" Fan Chuan's voice suddenly rose an octave, "Xiao Hong, how could you throw yourself into a trap and let a sheep fall into a tiger's mouth!"
"You have to go back to your sister's place. I'm a little lonely." Uncle Fireball said truthfully.
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
Finally, it’s not just the appearance of a fake girl, Shu Zhe also starts to be “fake” on the inside!
Just wait and take it off! Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who have been deceived by you will take turns bullying your anus! At that time, our store will sponsor you 1500ml of lubricant out of humanitarianism! Have a great time!
I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today with the original intention of using them as bodyguards. I didn't expect that they would change sides so quickly and become your bodyguards! I won’t let you touch a finger if I want!
One by one, starting from Uncle Fireball and I, we took turns using shotguns to perform blood sacrifices! To pay homage to the male soul of her brother who will never return!
What fun, your sister! Shu Zhe will only be played by you if he stays! Your nephew is the funniest thing!
"Uncle, isn't it fun here?" Uncle Fireball said with a bit of regret.
Anyway, it's hard to be a man and be bullied all the time. It's very expensive to have a girlfriend like Xiaoli. In the end, he broke up with himself because of his lack of manliness.
In addition, Uncle Huoqiu expressed extremely depressedly: He has nothing to do with Su Dongpo, and he hopes that the Lord of Hell will not call him wrong again.
What is incomprehensible is that Shu Zhe was still wearing women's clothing at the dinner table.
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
Anyway, it's hard to be a man and be bullied all the time. It's very expensive to have a girlfriend like Xiaoli. In the end, he broke up with himself because of his lack of manliness.
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
First, he wanted to eat pizza from Pizza Hut, which of course Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding agreed to. Seeing the two of them almost fighting over who should pay, Shu Zhe covered his mouth and snickered, feeling quite proud.
"Tch! If you can pretend to be a tiger, can't I pretend to be Wu Song?" Fan Chuan said disdainfully, "In short, I will ride on your head no matter what I do, and I will never give up Xiaohong to you! I You will find a job soon! The salary will definitely be higher than yours then! I will definitely be the one who buys Xiaohong an iPhone 5s first!"
It’s still easy to be a transvestite! Knowing that she is a transvestite, there are still people vying to be her boyfriend, and they basically do nothing, so they can get a brand new iPhone 5s for free right before their eyes!
Don't add unnecessary settings to the monitor! Regarding Shu Zhe, whose appearance is more than 90% similar to that of my sister, the only spiritual defense I can keep sane is that Shu Zhe is a man!
Although Shu Zhe's anus was popped once by the rogue school doctor Chen Yingran with an index finger wearing a rubber glove in the name of "checking the prostate", it can't be considered a daisy in the full sense...
And seeing that I wanted to hit him but failed, I didn’t know that a large part of it was due to my heart disease. I thought I was afraid of his two new bodyguards and thought I could get out of my control from now on. !
"What did you say!?" Fan Chuan suddenly stood up from the chair and threatened me fiercely: "How dare you talk to my girlfriend like that, you don't want to live anymore!?"
What the hell! Shu Zhe, you are playing with fire! Are you implying that if Uncle Fireball gives you an iPhone 5s, not only will he be a cat maid, but he will also dress up in a more embarrassing manner and agree? You are not afraid of playing with fire and burning yourself. You sold your ass for an iPhone 5s!
One by one, starting from Uncle Fireball and I, we took turns using shotguns to perform blood sacrifices! To pay homage to the male soul of her brother who will never return!
"16.82mm caliber..."
It’s still easy to be a transvestite! Knowing that she is a transvestite, there are still people vying to be her boyfriend, and they basically do nothing, so they can get a brand new iPhone 5s for free right before their eyes!
"When Auntie stops working the night shift, I might come over to stay," Xiaohong said with a caring elder look, "Uncle, if you don't force me, it's not impossible to dress like this occasionally. "
Do you still want to build a "boyfriend bodyguard group" to ensure that you will never be bullied
Although the squad leader will one day find out that I am having sex with her sister, and then shoot me to death, I must be more than the only one who has sex with "Xiaohong". The squad leader will eventually kill many people. I will die. I won't be lonely anymore.
"Xiaohong, you can't do this!" Fan Chuan said sadly, "You can't approach your perverted uncle just for a mobile phone! If you want an iPhone 5s, I can buy it for you!"
"16.82mm caliber..."
At this time, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately came over to flog the pizza bastards who dared to make their sweetheart angry, and each offered them the most perfect small slices of pizza they thought they had cut. If Xiao Hong chose someone's pizza, the other person would Gritting your teeth with hatred.
Just wait and take it off! Sooner or later, those prospective boyfriends who have been deceived by you will take turns bullying your anus! At that time, our store will sponsor you 1500ml of lubricant out of humanitarianism! Have a great time!
"Unless it's when my uncle wants to give me an iPhone 5s."
"Don't listen to him! This kind of seafood pizza is delicious!" Xiao Ding, who was sitting on Shu Zhe's right, was not to be outdone.
I brought Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding today with the original intention of using them as bodyguards. I didn't expect that they would change sides so quickly and become your bodyguards! I won’t let you touch a finger if I want!