Which one is harder, the zombie's fangs or the monkey's fangs
It is difficult to make a general comparison, and we need to analyze the specific situation.
At least,
Boss Zhou’s fangs are still trustworthy.
“Crack!”
This is the sound of the skull being pierced.
It can be said that
The life and death of the demon monkey under him actually depended on Zhou Ze's thoughts, and at this moment, Boss Zhou stopped.
A little further down,
Let your fangs really penetrate, let your corpse poison enter the opponent's brain, by then it will be too late even if you try to use the "spiritual astral projection" trick.
The reason why I stopped,
It's not because I'm being too soft-hearted at this moment, or because I can't bear it or anything like that.
Boss Zhou had not held back on the little monkeys at the beginning. Moreover, what these two monkeys saw and heard in the room made the impression on Boss Zhou even lower than that of the little monkey who was masturbating at the door of the operating room.
Stop,
Because Zhou Ze suddenly thought of it,
It seems like a monkey brain,
You shouldn't eat it like this.
Boss Zhou was poor in his previous life, so he had never eaten anything like monkey brains or bear paws, let alone some wild game.
But Boss Zhou seemed to remember that he had read a book before, which described the real method of cooking monkey brains. It was very bloody, cruel, and inhumane.
In the past,
For example, if he saw someone eating monkey brains like this on the Internet, Boss Zhou wouldn't mind criticizing and scolding them.
But when placed in front of oneself,
I still think that we should cherish food and not waste it. The gift given by nature to hardworking people should not be ruined.
Besides, although the dolls in the house were not real lives, they were used to light cigarettes one by one;
If they can do it on the first day, then I won't have any psychological burden to do it on the fifteenth.
After all, this is a cannibalistic society, isn't it
“Crack…”
It was the sound of fangs being pulled out of the skull, like the sound of a hacksaw scraping against an iron door.
"Huh..."
Zhou Ze raised his head and pulled out his teeth.
And the female monkey under him began to leak air again.
It's not that the factory quality does not meet the standards. In fact, this demon monkey is really not weak. The white fox without five tails would probably be in great danger if it faced her.
What a pity,
She has a bad fate.
She was very strong, but she met a boss Zhou who was even stronger.
The result is that the one who is not so strong starts to leak air.
Zhou Ze stood up.
At the same time, he reached out and lifted up the female demon monkey.
The female monkey dangled in Zhou Ze's hand, feeling empty and powerless.
The man sat on the ground and broke the incense in his hand. He gritted his teeth and some hair appeared on his face, but soon disappeared.
Obviously, he is struggling internally right now;
Sometimes, the most painful thing is not being entangled, but pretending to be entangled even though you know you can’t win.
The social structure of the demon race is very primitive and pure. This comes from the fact that these big demons lived as cute little animals in the jungle for a long time before growing up, and they have less fantasy and beauty than humans.
Zhou Ze walked forward carrying the female demon monkey.
I walked over to the suitcase.
Stop.
The suitcase was slowly opened from the inside.
It seemed that the person inside also sensed what was happening outside, and it seemed to have come to an end and the result had already come out.
However,
One foot stepped directly on the suitcase.
With great effort,
It was really an effort.
"boom!"
The suitcase was crushed directly, and the things inside turned into dust.
Boss Zhou was too lazy to say a word to that deformed being, and he didn't even bother to look at the other person.
Kill him because of what he did, which just caused a woman to jump off a building and commit suicide.
Of course.
This is just a high-sounding excuse.
The real reason is simple.
I'm not happy with him.
Many people hate it when people pretend to be chaste even though they are prostitutes, but this behavior feels really good, and it feels good to be a prostitute and pretend to be chaste all the time.
When Zhou Ze stepped on the box and it exploded,
There was a look of despair on the man's face.
Finished,
Grandpa's tobacco is gone.
He is different from Dandan. Dandan only knows how to fight. Another meaning of this sentence is that Dandan doesn't know how to use his brain.
The man knows how to use his brain. He has to use his brain. It started from more than a hundred years ago when he saw his grandfather picking herbs in the mountains. He ran over and imitated the people down the mountain to bow and salute, and only then did his grandfather accept this truth.
people,
Oh no,
Monkey,
You have to keep looking for a way out for yourself.
Boss Zhou walked towards the man carrying the ingredients. He was ready to ask some questions, such as what the situation was like here;
at the same time,
He also had to notify Xu Qinglang and ask him if he could make a monkey brain.
only,
Before Zhou Ze could speak,
The man immediately bowed, bent over, and said respectfully:
"Please, I'll arrange for someone to clean up here later, nothing will happen."
Zhou Ze looked at him who was so respectful, as if he was looking at a second respectful monkey brain, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
The man saw Zhou Ze smiled.
I felt relieved.
call,
It seems that this great man is quite satisfied with himself;
It’s not too bad. If I can’t go back to my grandfather, it’s not too bad to be able to join this big man.
Even if grandpa comes to find me in the future, I will have someone to rely on.
The man's transformation was very quick. There was no torture, no ideological education, and he was not even arrested. He had already defected on his own initiative.
Because he knows,
My grandfather didn't raise monkeys before.
My grandfather used to raise weasels.
Later, those weasels were all roasted by grandpa because they made mistakes;
From then on, my grandfather started raising monkeys.
Zhou Ze nodded, turned around and walked back to the health products store.
The female clerk was still lying on the ground unconscious. It would be difficult for her to wake up unless she slept until the afternoon.
It's also interesting that he can be so loyal even though he works for a group of monsters. What's the point
Sit down on the sofa.
The female demon monkey was thrown at Zhou Ze's feet.
It's like you just came back from the market and sat at your neighbor's door, putting the basket casually at your feet.
"you… … "
Zhou Ze had just said one word.
The man immediately replied:
"I will tell you what you want to know, and I will tell you everything in detail.
Before that, what would you like to drink
Tea or drink
"black tea."
"Okay, you'll be there later."
The man went to make tea.
soon,
A cup of black tea was brought over.
Zhou Ze picked up the teacup, took a sip, and immediately frowned and said:
"Any more poison?"
"Ah?" The man was startled and immediately said in defense: "It's unfair, this is really just black tea, I didn't dare to..."
Zhou Ze pointed at the female clerk lying on the ground and said, "Give me some of her poison."
“Uh…” The man looked into Zhou Ze’s eyes, and after confirming that Zhou Ze was not joking, he awkwardly but politely ran to the female clerk, took out a small bottle from her pocket, and poured some black liquid into Zhou Ze’s teacup.
Zhou Ze picked up the teacup again.
Took a sip,
Um,
That's the taste.
Satisfied.
Boss Zhou raised his hand slightly and was about to signal the other party that he could speak when his cell phone suddenly rang. It was Xu Qinglang calling.
"Hey, Lao Xu."
"Lao Zhou, where are you?"
"I'll share the address with you later, or I can bring the groceries back."
"Forget it, let's go over there. Is there something wrong over there?"
"Solved."
"By the way, what do you mean by asking me if I can do monkey brain?"
"You will?"
"Yes, I can make it as a delicious dish. I can make it spicy or with Sichuan pepper, or with the original flavor without the fishy smell."
"Isn't this a waste? It will be hard to get such good ingredients next time."
Zhou Ze spoke on the phone while smiling at the man who was standing respectfully in front of him.
The man immediately smiled back, feeling flattered. He restrained his spiritual sense and did not dare to eavesdrop on Zhou Ze's phone call, because he knew that no matter how you act in front of such a big shot, you would not be able to hide it from him.
at this time,
The man immediately said respectfully:
"Yes, good things should not be wasted. Do you want to find a cook? You can find me. I have cooked for grandpa for decades. Grandpa has a very picky taste, but I can still serve him to his satisfaction."
Zhou Ze waved to him, indicating that he didn't need to work hard anymore.
It's a bit too difficult to cook yourself.
"I'll be right over."
"Okay, I'll wait for you."
I hung up the phone.
Zhou Ze put his phone on the coffee table.
Pointing at the man,
"Let's get started."
"Dandan and I are not biological siblings, and we are not even from the same group of monkeys on the same mountain. It was our grandfather who adopted us, enlightened us, and taught us how to practice.
Grandpa gave us the surname "Hou", her name is Dandan and mine is Liangliang.
This time, we just came to Tongcheng not long ago under the order of grandpa. My brother and I really didn’t know that there was such a big shot like you in Tongcheng, so…”
"Just tell me about your grandfather. Who is he?"
The man suddenly lowered his voice.
Carefully speaking:
"Actually, there's one thing Dandan doesn't know. Grandpa is not actually a human."
"Could it be a ghost?"
"No, Grandpa is a monkey too!"
"oh?"
"Once, my grandfather found some good tobacco leaves and got drunk from smoking them. He lay under a big banyan tree and was a little too high. He was singing and dancing. I saw that at that moment, a tail appeared behind my grandfather's butt!"
"Oh, a bunch of monkeys. Haha, then what kind of monkey is your grandfather?"
Boss Zhou felt that his question was really difficult to understand.
“That was the time when Grandpa’s monkey’s tail came out.
I heard grandpa cursing, and it was really ugly."
"Who are you scolding?"
"Swear at a monkey."
"Oh, so the stories of your monkey group can be used to make a TV series. There are so many dramas."
Monkeys come and go, monkeys come and go;
"Each has his own circle of sons, but they are basically the same. I can sense that grandpa hates that monkey very much."
"What kind of monkey is that?"
Boss Zhou thinks he might have to count monkeys sleeping when he goes to bed tonight;
While shaking his head helplessly, he picked up the teacup and drank the tea. Well, even with the poison added, it tasted really good.
"Grandpa kept scolding me, saying something about the Lord of the Mansion or Mount Tai or something like that. He was really blind and chose that mountain-moving monkey instead of me."
Hou Liangliang put his hands on his waist.
Imitating the posture of my grandfather at that time,
Shouted:
"Apart from being a laborer, how can that mountain-moving monkey compare to me
If I had been the one chosen, how could you have been deceived and ended up like that?"
"puff!"
The tea in Boss Zhou's mouth sprayed out.