In fact, there is one thing that Zhou Ze has always been strange about;
This is called "Lord of Mount Tai" instead of "Husband of Mount Emei". Why are the Lords of Mount Tai in all dynasties always closely related to monkeys
It would be fine if it was just a ceremony or standard feature, just like there are always eunuchs in the imperial palace, but it is obvious that the relationship between the Lord and the monkey under his seat is really more than just a simple decoration.
Pulling out a tissue from the coffee table and wiping his mouth, Boss Zhou looked down helplessly at the female demon monkey lying at his feet;
What a pity.
If you count it this way, the grandfather of the two demon monkeys is also related to the last generation of Lord Taishan. From his words when he was drunk and scolding the monkeys, one can hear a sense of "how deep the love was at the beginning, how deep the hatred is now".
Although that person was a loser, considering Zhou Ze's relationship with the last generation of Lord Taishan, it was really inappropriate to cook these two monkeys without any notice.
It is troublesome when there are too many people in the store. There are relatives everywhere, and all kinds of aunts and uncles are talking about it. If you want to eat some wild game, you are afraid of eating your relatives.
"Go on."
Zhou Ze glanced at Hou Liangliang who was standing in front of him.
Pointing upwards,
road:
"What's going on up there?"
Zhou Ze could guess the general purpose, but he still had to listen to the other party's description of the specific operation and design.
It's not that I'm greedy. If it were someone else, seeing this kind of magical "black technology", they might really be jealous. After all, this is a magical thing that can increase one's luck and change one's destiny.
In today's world, there are so many ordinary people praying to Buddha and God, but all they are seeking is just an illusory peace of mind. If it can be confirmed that there is actual effect, it will definitely make countless people jealous!
But for Boss Zhou, it was a bit like a person who had just filled his stomach with fish and meat, and then faced with a plate of steamed corn bread mixed with stones, he really couldn't muster much appetite.
The pharmacy next door is much better than the one upstairs in terms of efficacy and cost, and the pharmacy is actually making a profit now!
"This is one of Grandpa's methods. You see the female silkworm above? That's the woman.
She is actually a matrix, or in modern terms, a converter.
My grandfather would personally look for some people with good destinies, get their hair and birth dates, and then have them conceived by female silkworms. The babies born by the female silkworms are not real babies, they have no life. Strictly speaking, they are just a ball of air, representing that person's destinies and a certain fortune.
Then, through the pipe specially made by my grandfather, I inhale this air into my body, just like smoking. As for whether I can intercept the air and how much luck it brings to myself, it all depends on my luck. "
"Is it effective?" Zhou Ze asked.
"I don't know. Anyway, I sometimes smoke secretly. I haven't seen any harm yet. In fact, it's just like the cigarettes sold on the street. We all know that smoking is harmful to health, but as long as you don't get lung cancer tomorrow after smoking today, people don't think it's really that harmful.
As for the benefits...
In the words that my grandfather often said,
For monsters like us, it is considered extremely lucky to be able to eat bananas for one more day in this world, so why would we want fruit wine?"
Zhou Ze nodded.
road:
"Is there any way to contact your grandfather?"
"Well, grandpa has no fixed place to live. He is very busy. He is the one who contacts us every time. Besides, there is no mobile phone signal in the places he often goes.
We weren’t actually with Grandpa before, but lived in seclusion in a place. Grandpa would only notify us when he had something to do, such as coming to Tongcheng this time.”
"Okay, clean up everything up there, those kids... whatever it is, the gas or whatever, get rid of it."
"They are all tobacco leaves, what a pity..."
"Get rid of it."
Boss Zhou looked disgusted.
"Oh, okay, I'll take your orders."
"By the way, can that female silkworm really give birth to a baby?"
“It is possible, but the cost is very high. If you only want to breed qi, the damage to the mother silkworm itself will not be great. But if you really want to breed flesh and blood, the vitality of the mother silkworm will be greatly damaged.
The guy who looked a bit like you before... he was looking for that kind of thing."
"I have an egg here, can it be fertilized?"
Boss Zhou still remembered what he had promised the gambling house's mother-in-law. If he could use this female silkworm to give birth to her, that would naturally be the best. To be honest, even if money was not an option and he could find women who were willing to be surrogate mothers to help him give birth to the child, they might not think it was a big deal, but Zhou Ze still felt a little uncomfortable.
"In theory, it is possible, but if you want to ripen it quickly, you need to prepare..."
"No need to force it to ripen, as long as it can be born."
"Oh, okay."
As for the damage to the mother silkworm, Zhou Ze did not consider it. Hou Liangliang originally wanted to consider it, but after thinking about it, he decided not to consider it.
Zhou Ze stood up from the sofa, pointed at Hou Liangliang and said:
"You said you can cook?"
"Yes, I can do anything that flies in the sky, swims in the river, or runs on the ground."
"Okay, prepare some food, I have some friends coming over later."
"No problem, just wait and see."
Zhou Ze kicked the unconscious female demon monkey at his feet.
road:
"She won't die for the time being, you can rest assured."
"It is her blessing to die in your hands."
"I have a friend who looks a lot like you. His name is An Buqi, and he's a lawyer."
"It's my honor. It means I'm destined to meet a noble person."
"My friend is now on the run."
“… …”Hou Liangliang.
"Okay, clean up, I'm going to go outside and have a cigarette."
"As you wish."
Zhou Ze walked to Hou Liangliang, turned his head sideways, looked at him, and said:
"You don't have to be nervous now. Although I feel a little disgusted by what you did, I don't have any real hatred.
and,
If nothing unexpected happens,
Your grandfather has some connection with me, at least, we have some connection."
Hou Liangliang was a little surprised, but it was obvious that he let out a long sigh of relief and said awkwardly:
"It turned out that the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the family members didn't recognize each other anymore."
His grandfather hadn't come yet, but he took the initiative to acknowledge the marriage.
"Perhaps."
Boss Zhou walked to the door of the store and sat down on the curb. It was still dark, so he took out his cell phone and shared the location with Lao Xu again, then added, "Bring the Taoist priest and the little monkey along."
After a while,
Xu Qinglang replied: "Isn't that a bit cruel?"
Please let the monkey eat the monkey brain...
"Take it with you, the situation has changed."
After replying the message,
Boss Zhou put his phone down beside him.
Take out a cigarette and light it.
The two little monkeys raised by the old monkey have strengths that are not inferior to or even exceed those of the Northeastern immortals. How terrifying must the old monkey himself be
Although they were not selected, there are different levels of failure. Sometimes, being qualified to run for election is a recognition of one's identity and strength.
As for whether he could win the old monkey, Zhou Ze was unsure. People would change, and monkeys would change too, but what if
If we can really get in touch with Old Monkey, this would be the strongest foreign aid the bookstore can use right now, right
How to negotiate, how to communicate,
This is not Zhou Ze's job to worry about.
Send the Taoist priest directly to communicate. After all, the Taoist priest is close to monkeys and has experience in raising monkeys.
After smoking a cigarette,
Zhou Ze yawned.
It's time to go to bed. I looked at my phone and estimated that Lao Xu and the others would be here soon.
Standing up from the curb,
I stretched my body.
Zhou Ze said apologetically:
"Sorry, I can't eat monkey brains anymore."
After a while,
With response:
"fine… … "
"It's rare that you're so sensible."
Boss Zhou was really a little surprised. Other things could be discussed, but when it came to "eating", or the so-called "tonic care", Ying Gou really had no patience at all.
Too,
The man who once sat on top of Hell,
Falling to this situation now,
Maybe every day is really a torment.
"Go... east... north..."
Boss Zhou wanted to take back the little bit of emotion he had just felt. It was obvious that Ying Gou was thinking about the main course and didn't think much of this appetizer.
"You have to let me rest for a few days to catch my breath, right? I still have to wait for my men to come back. Don't worry, once things are settled here and the team has rested and returned, I will go to the northeast to help you find the dragon vein.
If you can eat more and be stronger, I will feel safer when I go out, right?"
"You...are...just...a...doorkeeper...dog..."
Oh, I heard it.
"Hey, there's something I've always wanted to ask you. How did we get out of that hellhole?"
If you just answer that you walked out of Naihe Bridge,
This is just nonsense.
Ying Gou is too lazy to talk nonsense.
so,
He didn't answer.
"Okay, let me ask in a more tactful way:
The old Taoist priest in our bookstore, is he the reincarnation of the Lord of the Mansion?"
Some things,
No matter how much we observe or analyze, it is still just speculation after all. The only person who is capable and qualified to give a final conclusion to this speculation is...
Only win tick.
First, the ghost catcher's certificate fell into his hands, and then he encountered the mountain-moving monkey. One by one, Boss Zhou didn't think he was the son of destiny. He was not that naive.
Why did the legacy of the last generation of the Lord fall upon me
if,
If the last generation of the Lord of the Mansion is actually right next to him, then everything makes sense.
If you are taking shelter from the rain under someone else's eaves, you should at least give them a little reward as a token of your appreciation.
This time,
Ying Gou was not silent,
I said something that seemed to be the same as saying nothing, but it also seemed to make everything clear:
“If… I… hadn’t… you… would have… died… a long time ago…”