My Taoist Career

Chapter 266: Hit

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When I mentioned this, Su Rou said to me a little strangely: "Where do you think the mosquitoes come from this winter? I often get bitten on my buttocks in summer, but I didn't expect mosquitoes to bite my buttocks this winter."

For a moment, I suspected that Surou was bewitched, but based on my understanding of bewitching at that time, I stubbornly and deliberately believed that the bewitched should be insect eggs or something, or something was smeared on the body. No butt itching.

But I still subconsciously asked: "Do you feel like you were bitten?"

"I don't feel anything. I just feel like my butt started itching at some point. It's been itching for a while, and it's still itching badly." Surou said, scratching hard.

I was too lazy to pay attention to him, so I deliberately distanced myself from Surou. What was the point of walking with someone who kept grabbing my butt

Surou quit, and shouted with a very aggrieved look: "Sanwa'er, how could you abandon me?"

That day, with a black line on my face, I raised my foot and shouted: "Stay away from me. Once you get within 5 meters of me, believe it or not, I will kick you."

"You're a heartless person!" Su Rou suddenly shouted, and then looked resentful.

Just like that, several people looked at us, I got goosebumps all over my body, and I couldn't hold myself tight anymore. The two of them laughed wildly, and then went home in a noisy manner.

Since we planned to attend Yun Xiaobao's dinner party, we decided to stay in Chengdu for two more days. After discussing this matter, Su Rou was eager to take a shower. He said that it was extremely itchy and had now spread to his back. , need to be washed well.

I asked nonchalantly: "How long ago was the last time your baby took a bath?"

Surou rushed into the bathroom and while boiling the water, he answered me: "Hey, let me think about it, how many days has it been? Oh, it seems like 6 or 7 days."

I lay down on the sofa, speechless for a while, and scolded: "You might as well learn from the African natives and wash yourself every few years. When washing, find a tile and just use the tile to scrape the mud off your body."

"What a great idea. Save more water. I don't know what's wrong with your baby. He has to wash it every day. I don't care about the water bill from now on, you pay it." Su Rou yelled in the bathroom.

I was speechless when I said this. This habit of taking a bath every day should have been developed with my master at that time, because at that time, I took a bath in the fragrant soup almost every day, rain or shine.

But in the past year, this frequency has become much less frequent. Neither Master nor I have explained the reason. In fact, it is very simple. Master has almost used up the accumulated materials, and we don’t have much money.

Calculated according to the prices in 1990, the cost price of a barrel of fragrant soup, excluding labor costs, should be more than 100. How many uncles can afford it? This monastery is indeed a 'land for wealthy couples', with wealth ranking first.

No wonder everyone in Shanzimai looked so poor. I thought of the scrawny old man selling talisman paper I had seen, and of Yuan Yi...

I don’t know how Yuan Yi is doing. I was in a coma in Chengdu for so long. Qinhuai said that the master had arranged for someone to send him back to his hometown and that he would be taken care of by a specific person, but I never went to see him because of money. .. .

Just when I was thinking wildly, I suddenly heard Surou yelling in the bathroom, and then the kid shouted in a high-pitched voice: "Sanba'er, come and take a look for me."

When I heard this, I jumped up from the sofa. What's going on? Even a very arrogant person like Su Rou reacted like this. I rushed into the bathroom and saw Su Rou pointing at his belly and said, "Sanwa'er, who the hell has dyed me?"

When I took a look, wasn't the meat dyed as mentioned? There was actually a small ball on his stomach, a small purple mark, as if someone had splashed watercolor on him.

I thought of Yun Xiaobao's description of his father's symptoms to me, and my heart suddenly tightened. I barely calmed down and said to Surou: "Turn around and show me your butt."

Surou looked at me and said with an innocent face: "Sanwa'er, what are you going to do? I like girls."

"Get the hell out of here!" I was speechless and extremely irritated. At this point, this guy could still talk nonsense. I took a deep breath and said, "Turn around first and let me take a look. I guess something is wrong." ”

Su Rou was joking with me at first, but looking at my serious face, he knew something was wrong, so he quickly turned around. I saw a purple mass on his right buttock, as big as a palm, in the center. Somewhat dark.

I touched it with my hand, and Surou immediately screamed.

I asked in surprise: "Does it hurt?"

Surou looked at me and said, "No, I just want to tell you that I am an innocent person, and only my wife can touch this place!"

I resisted the urge to whip him and yelled at him: "First of all, I like women. Secondly, if one day I have convulsions and I like men, I won't like a fat guy like you. You are finished." , got tricked.”

The last sentence I said was quite helpless. Looking at the symptoms, Su Rou was indeed infected.

"But I don't feel any pain or itching. What are you doing! Could it be that this trick is to change me from an innocent man to a bruised man." Su Rou looked panicked, and finally added : "Sister, I haven't married yet. You have to find a way to become a bruised man, but no woman will want me."

I lit a cigarette very irritably. I am a Taoist priest, not a Gu seedling. How can I figure this out? All I could say to Su Rou was: "Hurry up and wash it. Come out and tell me after washing it."

It's so strange for both of us. Even though being poisoned is something that most people would be extremely frightened about, Surou and I can still talk nonsense.

Surou thinks I am very capable, so this is not a big deal.

And I am already numb. After what happened to the old village chief, what else can be considered a big deal in my eyes

After Surou came out of the shower, we both smoked facing each other. I told him that I couldn't help it because I didn't understand the art of voodoo, but I told Surou about the symptoms of the deceased Mr. Yun! And I made it clear that I don't know much about voodoo, so I can't do anything about it.

When Surou heard this, he became anxious and said, "My day, Sanwa'er, what will it look like if I lose my mind?"

I shook my head to show that I didn't know what it was like to be delirious, and I said, "Don't worry, there is a way."

"What can I do? The person you said was the one who planted the poison has run away." Su Rou was a little decadent.

"Don't forget Ru Yue and Grandma Ling Qing. They are very good at Gu. And wasn't Master Chen arrested? We can get some clues from there. In short, I don't think we can go to Guangzhou. , it seems that I have to go to the Miao Village once, I don’t know whether to go to Yunnan or to Xiangxi." I said to Surou as calmly as possible.

Surou nodded, and lifted up his clothes with some horror. He looked at his belly, only to find that the weird purple color had faded a little. He looked at me and said, "Sanwa'er, am I okay? "

I know that there are many weird things about Miao Jiang's voodoo. It's not like being poisoned. When the poison spreads, it's a bad thing. When the poison weakens, it means it gets better. This Miao Jiang's voodoo has a repetitive process. .

I said: "This may not be a good thing, but don't move around. I happen to be going to Yun Xiaobao's place tomorrow. Let's ask him in detail, and then let him find connections. Let's go meet that Master Chen."

That's all that's happened now, but before Surou fell asleep, he said to me very uneasily: "Sanwa'er, when I'm unconscious, you have to take care of me."

I nodded to show that I understood.

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Late at night, everything was so quiet. After a tiring day, Su Rou and I slept in darkness on the bed and sofa respectively. The whole room was filled with Su Rou's snoring.

Due to my strong spiritual awareness since I was a child, my sleep has not been particularly stable. Small movements outside sound like loud noises to me, so I am easily awakened at night.

Just when I was sleeping soundly, I had a sudden feeling that Su Rou seemed to have stopped snoring. However, I didn't think too much about it. It was a good thing not to snore. I turned around and prepared to continue sleeping, but I didn't want to hear a few rustling sounds.

It seems that Surou has gotten up. Is this kid going to pee? I thought about it, but I still didn't pay much attention to it.

Although I knew that Surou was poisoned, I subconsciously thought that the attack would not be so fast, and the poison was not too powerful, right? Even Mr. Yun only had large bruises on his body and became unconscious. I haven't heard of it having much impact on his body.

This is also the reason why I can remain calm and not panic.

But Surou's footsteps sounded. Instead of going to the toilet, he ran straight to the living room, where I slept.

I was wondering what Surou was doing, but this guy just stood in the living room for a short while, then opened the door and went to the balcony.