I felt something was wrong in my heart, so I got up quietly. I was afraid that Surou was sleepwalking. Taoists can’t explain the phenomenon of sleepwalking, but one thing is a taboo that everyone knows, that is, for sleepwalkers, you must not If he wakes up or is frightened, the consequences will be serious.
After I got up quietly, I touched the balcony, thinking to see what Surou was going to do, but I didn't expect that Surou's eyes were open. At this time, he was staring at me with twinkling eyes and speaking in a mouthful of Sichuan's unique "salt and pepper" Mandarin. To: "He Fang Xiaoxiao, following this hero in a sneaky way, what do you want?"
On my day, this kid was awake. I gave him a false alarm and said to Surou: "You kid, stop talking nonsense in the middle of the night and go back to sleep quickly. There are still things to do during the day."
Surou frowned and said to me: "Who are you? Do I know you? What do you want to do with you tomorrow?"
"Holy shit, who do you think I am? My fucking name is Chen Chengyi, my nickname is Sanwa'er, your best friend since childhood! Come on, stop talking nonsense, I'm going to get angry." I'm really angry. Damn, something has obviously happened now, but this guy can still talk nonsense to me like this. Still in the middle of the night, he talks in a formal manner. People who don't know better think he is from ancient times.
"Chen Chengyi? I haven't heard of him! How could he be my brother since childhood? I, Yang Guo, ask this brother not to tease me again and again, otherwise don't blame Yang for being ruthless with the sword." Su Rou told me with a serious face. Yeah, no joke at all.
Yang Guo? I feel like I'm going crazy! It's funny, helpless and worried at the same time. No matter how stupid I am, I know that Su Rou's poison has taken effect and he's starting to lose consciousness. I don't know what Mr. Yun looks like when he's unconscious. This Su Rou is good. He directly regarded himself as Yang Guo in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".
Originally, it was okay to think that I was Yang Guo, but the important point was that this boy could still talk to me seriously, which made me sigh with emotion. I had to admire Miao Jiang's poison, which was so powerful that it turned people into a madman.
You can only talk to a madman in a madman's way. Surou said that he is Yang Guo. Even a big man like me can't pretend to be Xiao Longnu. I can only clasp my fists with my hands and say to Surou: "Master Yang, I have only admired the name of Daxia for a long time, and Daxia It's just a joke. I wonder if you, hero, have noticed that this place is weird, I just remind you, to be careful in everything."
At the same time, I also admired myself for actually speaking to a lunatic in a serious manner. But there is no other way. The person standing in front of me is my brother. I can't ignore him. I'll coax him to sleep first.
As soon as I said this, Su Rou's face immediately changed to an expression of surprise. He looked around and said, "That's true. Where is this place? It's even weirder than the Jueqing Valley. Everything is weird in all directions." The building has flickering will-o'-the-wisps (lights), do you know anything?"
Yes, this kid is insane enough. All I can say is: "Master Yang, this place is Nanke's dreamland. It cannot be broken for the time being. The kid has been trapped in this place for twenty-three years and cannot get out. If you want to get out from here, There is only one way, and that is to cover your head and sleep, or maybe go out for a few hours every day."
"Are you saying this in front of me?" Surou looked anxious, and then sighed and said: "It's a pity that I still have to look for my aunt, and I only have a few hours every day, so what should I do?"
"It's better to go out for a few hours than to be stuck here all the time. I advise Yang Daxia to rest for now. It's not a bad idea to think of a solution after going out tomorrow. It's already late now. If Yang Daxia doesn't take the time to rest, I'm afraid he won't be able to rest tomorrow. I can't get out." I persuaded him patiently with a sincere look.
Surou frowned and thought for a while, then sighed and said, "That's fine, Yang will go and have a rest now."
I quickly brought Su Rou to the bedroom and asked him to go to bed. Sure enough, within a minute, this kid started snoring again. I smiled bitterly, "You're still fucking Yang Guo. Even if you become Yang Guo, your essence is still Su Rou." Meat, nerves, so easy to deceive. Yang Guo in the real book is a thoughtful person, how can he be so easy to deceive? Besides, Yang Guo is coming to a place like this. How can he think about falling asleep? It's better for you, he started snoring in less than a minute.
Su Rou was asleep, but I couldn't sleep, so I lit a cigarette and started smoking against the pillow. I hadn't even gone to Miao territory yet, but Su Rou had an attack. What should I do along the way? ah
And this neurotoxin is really powerful. It turned a good crispy meat into a Yang Guo. Oh my god, this is so fun. I went to Miaojiang. If he had an attack, how should I explain it to others
Also, I have to go see Yuan Yi once, but how can I rest assured about Su Rou? Are you going to see Yuan Yi with a crazy person
It seemed that the only thing I could do was ask Qinhuai for help. Thinking of this, I finally fell asleep in a daze.
The next day, early in the morning, I woke up to a lot of noise. When I opened my eyes, I saw Su Rou combing his hair seriously, wearing trousers and a shirt.
I tentatively shouted: "Master Yang?"
Surou turned his head and looked at me and said, "Sanwa'er, who is your name?"
I asked: "Are you not Daxia Yang? Then who are you?"
Su Rou ran towards me with a look of horror on his face and said, "Oh my God, Sanwa'er, what's wrong with you? I'm Su Rou! Who is Master Yang? I said your kid usually wakes up earlier than the rooster." I have to do morning classes. I got up later than I did today, and I feel nervous when I get there. Tell me what's wrong with you."
My heart was relieved. This guy was Su Rou, not Yang Guo. I smiled bitterly, took out two cigarettes, threw one to Su Rou, then lit one myself, and asked: "Why did you get up so early today?"
"Have you forgotten? Yun Xiaobao invited us to dinner today. It's a high-end place. I don't have to clean up and dress up?" Su Rou saw that I was normal and stopped asking. This kid's nerves are probably as thick as steel bars. .
I said, "Didn't you just ask me why I got up later than you? Let me tell you the truth. It was all because of your child's torture last night."
"What's wrong?" Su Rou looked unbelieving.
So, I told Surou everything about last night. After hearing this, Surou no longer had a look of disbelief, but a look that said you were joking.
I was too lazy to say anything more, so I just held my cigarette in my mouth and said, "Believe it or not! I guess your poison has already started to take effect. I just don't understand why you turned into Yang Guo if he is delirious."
When Su Rou heard what I said, he believed it, with a bitter look on his face, looking very troubled. Later, he suddenly became energetic and said: "It would be great to become Yang Guo! How majestic! You know that I have loved reading martial arts novels since I was a child, and my favorite is Yang Guo."
I am speechless, is there such a person? I don’t even think about it, Yang Guo’s majesty is due to his jade trees facing the wind and his unparalleled martial arts. Besides being fat, what else do you have? What else
For now, I'm afraid the only way is to find that Master Chen.
Thinking like this, I got up, washed up, and did my morning class as usual. Then I tidied up briefly and went out with Surou. On the way, I told Surou what I thought.
Su Rou said to me with an indifferent look: "Anyway, you are here, I am worried, you are responsible for taking care of me."
really! But what can I do? Who can call this boy my best friend since childhood
I found a public phone and dialed Qinhuai's office. This guy worked for three days fishing and two days drying up, but the office phone couldn't find him.
I feel extremely bitter, thinking back to the fact that I have lived for 23 years and have never done anything bad. How come the two most staunch buddies have such virtues? In desperation, I could only dial several numbers of places where Qinhuai might be, and finally found Qinhuai.
Qinhuai was at the house of a common friend of ours. As soon as the phone call came through, he heard Qinhuai say: "Isn't it soil? You are calling me. I don't know if I have a big brother?"
I don’t know anything about Big Brother. I’ve only seen bosses using it in movies. Qinhuai, this dude, is really a dude. I said in a deep voice, “How did I know you had a Big Brother?”
Qinhuai's voice was full of surprise and said: "Chengyi, you finally know how to call me."
I didn't want to talk nonsense and told Qinhuai everything seriously. Then I heard the sound of Qinhuai getting dressed. He said: "I slept here with Zhang Tiejun, and there was someone there." Girl, I'm too embarrassed to take it home. Wait for me. I'll buy a plane ticket right away. We'll see you in Chengdu in a few hours."
"Well, you can go to Su Rou's house to find us. If we're not here, just wait." After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone and felt warm in my heart. Although Su Rou and Qinhuai are not very moral, It's weird, but people are really reliable.
Qinhuai is coming over, so things shouldn't be so troublesome.