Master!
The master in the camera finally stood still, and the entire camera changed from capturing the scenery to filming every move of the master.
I saw the master standing up straight, and saw him shouting angrily to the side: "*** Huijue, how dare you kick me over here, I will challenge you in a duel later."
Uncle Hui's voice came from over there: "It's a one-on-one challenge, am I afraid of you?"
For five years, no matter what news I heard or what photos I saw, it was never as comforting as having Master standing "alive" in front of me, even though we were separated by a TV screen.
There was a time record on the camera, and I could see at a glance that it was half a year after Master left me.
We finally met again, in a magical way, spatially, he was inside the screen and I was outside the screen.
In terms of time, I am already here more than 5 years later, but he is still here half a year after he left.
5 years of longing have accumulated. I thought that when I see him again and hear him speak, I will burst into tears. It has always been like this. Master has warned me since I was a child that I can laugh when I want to laugh and cry when I want to cry, otherwise my mood will not go well. , there will be many obstacles in cultivating the mind, but in fact at this moment when I heard Uncle Hui speak, the tears that were still falling miraculously stopped, and there was still a faint smile on my face.
No one understands this magical state of mine. Only I know it. It’s great. I’m still so familiar with Master and so familiar with Uncle Hui. I’m just indulging in time and being with them again, so I don’t laugh. Could it be? Still crying
"Master Jiang, we are taking pictures." I heard the voice of the recorder, but it did not bring me back to reality at all. However, in the camera, this kind reminder made the master magically and embarrassedly embarrassed.
I saw him seriously starting to take care of his messy hair, straightening his clothes, and patting the dust on his body, and then he spoke to the camera: "Sanwa'er, if there is a good girl next to you, the previous paragraph You have to explain, it’s that old bald donkey Huijue who is ruining my image, do you know? Otherwise, copy the Tao Te Ching for me. Ten thousand times, if you miss even one word, I will slap you!"
There was no official accent, it was the Sichuan accent that I was familiar with. Master actually spoke in Sichuan dialect in front of the camera, and he spoke like Sanwa'er. It was as if I was right next to him. I was also very surprised, as if he was still in the bamboo forest. Zhu, my wretched master lost the game of chess and asked me to wash his clothes, and then he 'threatened' me in this tone.
I naturally replied in Sichuan dialect: "I know, there is no good girl here, but there is a boy. You don't have to worry about your image, don't you just look like that? I will never tell you for a week There’s no need to take a shower.”
In the camera, the master coughed, as if the matter was revealed. I smiled faintly, and he took two steps and stopped somewhere, and the camera followed him and stopped. .
"Sanwa'er, actually, I don't have much to say. You grew up beside me, saw the scenery I saw, ate from the same pot, and lived your life, often just the two of us. Now that I have arrived at this place, I see that it is really beautiful, so I think of you. There is no reason why the master has not shown a certain beautiful place to his disciples, especially the lake. Take a look at it, isn't it beautiful? "After saying that, Master pointed to the lake, and the expression on his face gradually calmed down. From the beginning, the complex excitement, restraint, and exaggerated anger towards Uncle Hui became indifferent.
Then the camera followed the direction pointed by the master and shined on the lake. It was indeed a beautiful lake. There were sparkling waves on the lake. Under the sun, mist curled up. Together with the green lawns and faint bamboo forests beside the lake, we looked at it again. The towering majestic mountains in the distance are like a fairyland on earth.
Does Master want to share this beautiful scenery with me? My brows raised slightly, but Jiang Yi was also looking at me, and the indifferent smile returned to my face, and I said to the screen: "I see, Master. But I guess you are not very satisfied." ?There’s no big girl here to watch.”
At the same time, the camera turned back to the master. He said almost at the same time as me: "It's a pity that there are no big girls here to see. I don't even have the interest to squat here for ten minutes."
Then, the camera shook, and Master suddenly started wailing. I clearly saw a colorful centipede crawling onto Master's face at some point, and then a pair of white hands pinched Master's ears - Ling Grandma Qing!
"This man has only achieved this much in his life. Don't let him embarrass himself in front of the camera. Sanwa'er, if you are the first to see this, please help me and tell Ruxue and Ruyue. I Very good, if possible, remember to show these things to them." When Grandma Ling Qing said these words, her expression was calm, and there was a little concern in her eyes, but when she looked at Master, it turned into satisfaction. .
She shouldn't have any more regrets, right? The strong enemy of the village has been eliminated, and the distressed juniors Ruxue and Ruyue have grown up. When life enters old age, she can finally embark on an unknown journey with her beloved again, fulfilling love in another form. together, that's why Grandma Ling Qing has such a look in her eyes, right
So when I grow old, Ruxue, will she also embark on such a journey with me
I was thinking about something on my mind. At that moment in my trance, a trace of sadness finally rose in my heart and I woke up. However, I still smiled happily while looking at the screen, laughing at the embarrassment of Master having his ears pinched by Grandma Ling Qing. It's so shameless. They look like they are very happy when they laugh.
Just like that, with a few short words, a scene, and a fight, the master disappeared in front of the camera. Then, a familiar figure appeared in front of the camera, with a compassionate expression, and said: To pray to the Buddha, recite: "Amitabha!"
Uncle Hui, I hugged my knees and sat under the bed, watching him smile happily. My laughter echoed in the hotel room. It sounded a little lonely, but I didn't realize it. It was just Laugh, I know Uncle Hui too well, he will not be able to hold on any longer the next moment.
Sure enough, after the compassionate Buddhist teachings, Uncle Hui was exactly the same as my master. He started to straighten his clothes and also wanted to straighten his hair. He was helpless to find that he was bald, and then he put down his hands in embarrassment, as if to cover up this embarrassment. , he said to the camera with a ferocious expression: "Hui Gen'er, you should be a good monk, this is a very promising career, don't just think about eating eggs and cakes all day long! But in Buddhism Let me tell you a predestined relationship. If you are not a monk, you will... you will... "
"How about that? Uncle Hui?" I asked to the screen.
"Well, just set up a chicken farm. Then you can eat eggs for free, and you can also use the eggs to make cakes! By the way, Sanwa'er, if you don't want to be a Taoist priest, you can set up a chicken farm with Hui Gen'er. Farm, the chicken farm is very promising, is..." Before Uncle Hui finished speaking, a figure suddenly rushed over and kicked Uncle Hui staggering.
Then he yelled: "You dare to ask my apprentice to run a chicken farm? You are the chicken farm, and your whole family is a chicken farm!"
It's my master!
I have black lines all over my head. I know it has started again. I am very accustomed to ignoring it. Isn’t it always like this before and now
Sure enough, after Uncle Hui stood firm, he said with a puzzled expression: "You said that the whole family in Edu is a chicken farm? There are only chickens in the chicken farm, so don't you mean that the whole family is chickens? Uh. I’ll fight you!”
"Let's fight hard. Am I still afraid of you? I have long disliked you, an old bald chicken." My master is definitely a person who learns and uses things. Then in the camera, the two of them started to fight.
But at this time, I pressed the pause button, and the camera was fixed on the imageless scuffle between Master and Uncle Hui. Both of them put their hands on each other's faces, and they happened to be facing the camera imagelessly at the same time.
Jiang Yi looked at me in surprise and asked me, "Aren't you going to read it?"
My fingers lightly crossed the screen and rested on Master and Uncle Hui. I didn’t cry, but my eyes were a little red. I still smiled on my face and said, "I don’t think I can watch this kind of thing alone." If it’s appropriate, there’s always someone waiting to share it with me.”
After saying this, my expression became calm and I asked: "Boss Jiang, did you tell me to give this to me?"
"Of course, there are no taboos in this. It should have been given to you in the first place." Jiang Yi replied calmly.
I ejected the DVD, carefully put it away, then looked at Jiang Yi and asked: "Why does my master shoot these things?" Even though I already had a vague answer in my heart, I still asked this question.