"So, what are the rules? Sister Lingling, can you tell us about them?" Huo Mian rarely saw Zhu Lingling so happy and decided to cooperate with her to the end.
"Let's talk about the bet first. The loser will put a thousand dollars on the table. Whoever wins in the end will take it? Okay?"
"You're clearly trying to steal our money..." Huo Mian laughed.
"My opponent, that's what I mean... Do you dare to play?"
"I'm OK."
"We're all OK."
Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaowei knew Zhu Lingling relatively well, so they accepted the challenge without even thinking...
The problem is, Zhu Lingling hasn't explained the rules yet.
"So, the beautiful and kind-hearted Miss Zhu Lingling, can you tell us the rules of the game now?" Gao Ran was extremely anxious.
"Actually, the rules of the game are very simple, just tell jokes."
In the end, Zhu Lingling showed her cards...
"Telling a joke? Haha... What kind of game is this to compare IQ?" Gao Ran was ashamed.
"Each of us tells a story. If everyone laughs, it is considered a win. If one person does not laugh, it is considered a loser... The loser must take out a thousand yuan and put it on the table in the middle. The winner Finally take them all away."
Lingling Chu is extremely proud...
"Looking at the way you are giggling, it seems like you are definitely going to win..." Jiang Xiaowei looked at Zhu Lingling with a smile.
"So... everyone, come up with your most classic jokes in life. We are going to have a drink and talk about heroes..."
Then, Lingling Chu took the initiative to pick up the wine glass and filled a glass for everyone.
Jiang Xiaowei is pregnant, so she only uses mineral water instead...
Finally, after everyone had a drink together...
Gao Ran stood up proudly and bravely, "Let me tell you one first. I am a good joker. People in our bureau are so excited when they hear my jokes that they can't stop..."
"So have you finished speaking?" Mr. Qin on the side asked quietly.
"Shit, I haven't said anything yet, okay?" Gao Ran glared at Qin Chu.
Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaowei were so amused...
"Speak quickly, speak quickly, don't waste everyone's time." Zhu Lingling pushed Gao Ran's waist with her fist.
Gao Ran began to speak vividly, saying that an abbot was meditating and suddenly encountered a gangster with a big knife on his neck.
Gangster: Damn old man, take out all the money and spare your life.
Abbot: Money is something external to the body. If you don’t bring it with you in life, you won’t take it with you in death. Donor, take it, take it.
Then the abbot handed the money bag to the gangster...
Gangster: Is this what you have earned from alms throughout your life? Are you really willing
Abbot: Our Buddhism pays attention to the reincarnation of cause and effect. You and I had causes in our previous lives, so we have caused today's results.
The gangster was very moved: Master Abbot, my sins are serious, can you find a way to save me
Abbot: Yes.
Gangster: What can I do
Abbot: Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.
The gangster then put down the knife in his hand and bowed his head in repentance.
The abbot took a step forward, picked up the big knife on the ground, put it on the gangster's neck and cursed, "Give me the money, you little bastard, where are you and Sei?"
After Gao Ran finished speaking vividly...
Huo Mian and Jiang Xiaowei laughed...
Qin Chu and Wei Liao were more reserved and just smiled...
But Lingling Chu next to him looked calm and didn't even smile...
"Eh? You... don't give me face?" Gao Ran exclaimed.
Zhu Lingling stretched out her hand, "Stop talking nonsense and pay."
Gao Ran realized that what he told was quite funny. If this joke is told once in the bureau, both new and old people will laugh when they hear it.
But why was Zhu Lingling, who always had such a low smile, able to stop laughing after hearing this
Helpless, Gao Ran just accepted his defeat, took out his wallet, took out a thousand yuan, and put it in the small bamboo basket at the center of the dining table.
"Who's next?" Zhu Lingling asked happily.
Seeing the proud expression, Huo Mian whispered to Jiang Xiaowei, "I think Zhu Lingling is going to hold back her big move against us today?"
"Then let me tell you something." Wei Liao saw that no one was actively speaking, so he stood up on his own initiative.
Jiang Xiaowei looked sideways at her husband. To be honest, she was really looking forward to how high this man could raise his smile.