"The chicken wanted to know what happiness was? So he ran to ask the tiger. The tiger said happiness is when the family is together. The chicken ran to ask the lion. The lion said that he would be happy if he had three wives and four concubines. Later, the chicken still felt unwilling. He ran to ask the leopard again, and the leopard said that a healthy body is happiness. The chicken was so happy that he went home and told the mother chicken everything about today. The mother touched her head and said in a deep voice, "Child, in fact, You are the happiest today. The chicken wonders why? The mother chicken said: Are you happy to be alive today? Look at those b people you asked, how many are there
After Wei Liao finished speaking, Jiang Xiaowei laughed...
Then he pinched Wei Liao coquettishly, "How come you never told me such a fun thing?"
"I just remembered it, don't pinch my wife, it's time to get green..."
Looking around, everyone is laughing, only Zhu Lingling still looks calm...
"Are you determined to win our money?" Wei Liao laughed.
"Young man, just hold it in. How long will you hold it in?" Jiang Xiaowei was also happy.
At this time, Wei Liao was willing to admit defeat and took a thousand yuan out of his wallet and put it in a small bamboo basket.
This is the second one that failed miserably...
It seems that everyone is off to a bad start...
At this time, Huo Mian pulled Qin Chu's sleeve and said, "Husband, please tell me something. All the gay men here have said it. It's your turn."
"Yes." Mr. Qin thought hard.
He has always been cold and arrogant, but rarely turns into a funny person...
So it was really difficult for him to tell jokes to everyone.
But Huo Mian had already spoken, and he definitely couldn't let his wife down.
So Qin Chu got up in all kinds of embarrassments and said solemnly, "Then let me tell you one thing. It may not be funny anyway, and it may make the audience cold."
"It's okay, your joke doesn't need to be funny, just get a thousand yuan." Gao Ran interrupted.
The little girl Huo Mian applauded Qin Chu, then raised her fist and said, "Come on, hubby."
Qin Chu nodded and said, "An old farmer raised a pig for many years. The pig was very strong and he was reluctant to kill it. Then one day, someone from the Animal Protection Association came to the village to inspect and asked him, what does your pig eat every day? What? He said wild vegetables. The people from the Animal Protection Association were not happy, saying that feeding the pigs was a cruelty to animals, and the farmer felt uncomfortable, but he paid the fine... The next day, Someone from the charity came and asked him, "What do your pigs eat?" He said, "My pigs eat big fish and meat every day. In short, the pigs eat whatever we eat." But the person from the charity said, "You are wasting food." , how many children in mountainous areas can't afford steamed buns now, and they were fined 500 yuan. The old farmer felt aggrieved, but he still paid the fine. On the third day, the county leaders came to inspect and asked him, what do your pigs eat every day? The old farmer struggled for a long time and replied cautiously, "I will give it ten yuan a day, and it can buy whatever it wants to eat. "
After Qin Chu finished speaking, everyone laughed again...
Huo Mian gave a thumbs up, "This is the first time I hear my husband tell a joke in such a formal way. It's quite funny in itself."
"Qin Chu, it turns out you also have such a funny side, haha." Jiang Xiaowei couldn't stop laughing.
Wei Liao and Gao Ran also talked about it...
At this time, everyone looked at Zhu Lingling and found that she was still expressionless and calm.
"My Lingling didn't smile again?" Gao Ran raised his eyebrows.
Without saying anything, Qin Chu immediately took out a thousand yuan and put it in a small bamboo basket...
All three men failed miserably...
"Weiwei, you come here to control the situation and break through Zhu Lingling's zombie face." Huo Mian looked at Jiang Xiaowei and said.
"Okay, leave the arduous task to me. I will tell you the funniest joke. Let me tell you, I will live by this joke in my life..." Jiang Xiaowei showed her arms and rolled up her sleeves, and stood up with great fanfare. .
Wei Liao carefully supported her, fearing that she would fall...
"Honey, let's calm down and don't move too much... Ha, take it easy."
"You all listen to me..." Jiang Xiaowei was full of confidence from the beginning.
She has a PhD in psychology, so she should be able to capture everyone's psychology, right? Everyone immediately placed their hopes on her.