Jiang Xiaowei coughed lightly and said seriously, an American, French and Chinese were walking in the desert, thirsty, hungry and tired. As they were walking, they suddenly picked up a bottle. After opening it, a person floated out. The man said, I am the genie of djinn and I can grant you three wishes. Americans love to take advantage. The first one rushed to say, "I want a lot of money for the first wish. I want a lot of money for the second wish. The third wish is that I want to return to the United States." The genie nodded, "This is simple." Then with a big wave of his hand, the Americans went home with a lot of money, and the French also rushed to say, "The first wish I want is a beautiful woman, the second wish I want many, many beautiful women, and the last wish is that I want to go back to France." The god waved his hand and said, "This is easy, go ahead." Then the Frenchman took many, many beauties home. Finally, the Chinese man thought hard and sat on the ground and said, "My first wish is to get a bottle of Erguotou, and the genie gave it to him. After he finished speaking, he said, "My second wish, give me another bottle of Erguotou." "The Deng God gave him another bottle. After drinking it, the Deng God asked, where is your third wish? The Chinese thought hard and finally said, I really want to get two friends, please let them come back to me. In an instant , the Americans and the French all returned to the desert.
After Jiang Xiaowei finished speaking, everyone smiled...
Although there was no roar of laughter, everyone found it quite interesting, but only Zhu Lingling did not laugh.
Jiang Xiaowei continued, "Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet. Then the three of them continued walking in the desert, picked up another bottle, and another person came out. This person said, I am the younger brother of the djinn just now. I don't have My brother has high magic power, so he can only grant two wishes for each of you. The Americans and the French were afraid that the Chinese would do something bad, so they decided to let him speak first this time. The Chinese thought hard and said, give me the first wish first. A bottle of Erguotou. After drinking, the genie asked, "Where is your second wish?" The Chinese thought for a moment and said, "I have no wish. You should go back first." The French and Americans were confused at that time. Before I could express my wish, the djinn left...
Huo Mian hugged Qin Chu's neck and laughed hard...
Wei Liao lowered his head and took a short video with his mobile phone, laughing while filming.
Gao Ran couldn't stop laughing and said, "Dr. Jiang is great. I will keep it and go back to the bureau to explain it to those subordinates."
When everyone looked at Chu Lingling again, she still didn’t smile...
When Jiang Xiaowei saw it, she felt very shameless and immediately said, "I haven't finished speaking yet." Then the three of them left again and picked up another bottle. Another djinn came out and said, "I am the two djinns just now." Disciple, my magic power is not as advanced as those two masters, so I can only grant you one wish each. As soon as the genie finished speaking, the Americans and the French said in unison, "Send the Chinese back first."
So the Chinese went home smoothly, the genie left, and the Americans and French stayed in the desert forever.
Jiang Xiaowei's story is finished, and a joke is divided into three steps... which can be considered very exciting.
But Lingling Chu just didn’t smile...
"Lingling, don't you think it's funny?" Gao Ran was puzzled.
"I don't think so. Just pay for it, Dr. Jiang." Zhu Lingling waved her hand.
Jiang Xiaowei took out a thousand yuan with a look of admiration and put it in a bamboo basket, "Lingling Zhu, I really admire you."
In the end, everyone placed their hopes on Huo Mian...
Feeling everyone's expectant gazes, Huo Mian pursed her lips and said, "Don't look at me like that, I'm Alexander."
"We believe you." Jiang Xiaowei smiled.
"I don't even believe in myself anymore. I have a low point of laughter." Huo Mian felt a little embarrassed.
"Let's talk, now it's just you and Zhu Lingling who have a showdown? I'm optimistic about you." Wei Liao felt that Huo Mian was so powerful, he would definitely be able to defeat this weird guy like Zhu Lingling.
So Huo Mian nodded, and with everyone's expectations, she stood up and started telling her most classic jokes.