[The second update today!]
Cai Zhenghua nodded and said: "Well, these two people are annoying, always chirping and singing different tunes! I don't like ink, and if I don't fight with them, they will make progress... I don't know how high the sky is!"
Liu Yihua's eyes lit up, and he said, "Father, leave it to me! Treat it as one of my exam questions... Only practice can train people and teams!"
Cai Zhenghua smiled: "Hehe, the miserable life of these two guys is about to begin! Let's go, dad will make an appointment with some cadres later, let's beat them together!"
After speaking, Cai Zhenghua and Liu Yihua acted immediately.
In the Mingyue box of the International Hotel, Cai Zhenghua, the newly appointed mayor of the Hanjiang Special Zone, is hosting a banquet for some leading cadres.
Accompanying Cai Zhenghua to the banquet were Liu Yihua, Cai Suyan, and Liu Yifei.
Today Liu Yihua did not wear a military uniform, but a dark gray suit. This kind of suit looks old... Liu Yihua needs to "mature" now!
This suit is said to be from a famous family, designed and produced by the world's top fashion designer, and it is a gift from Zhou Huijie to Liu Yihua... Well, it should be worth several hundred yuan, right
On the contrary, today Liu Yifei is wearing a military uniform, and the shiny colonel rank on her shoulders is dazzling and eye-catching, which is very scary.
The 7 or 8 bureau chiefs here wiped their sweat from time to time--nervous! The more tense this moment is, seeing Cai Suyan and Liu Yifei, two beauties again... It's really not the time!
Usually when I see such a superb beauty, I naturally take a good scan, and then YY... But today, now... Now that my future is uncertain, how can I be in the mood! So after such a torment... the "medicine" is cured -- the sweat comes out!
Cai Zhenghua twirled his fingers nimbly, brewing Kung Fu tea all the time... Then he smiled from time to time and said, "Please drink tea..."
The more the cadres drink this tea... the more uncertain they feel.
The ancients had a cup of wine to release military power... Is my political career coming to an end today? Today is -- a cup of tea and Shi Guanquan
Cai Zhenghua seems to like the sport of making tea very much, so he has been continuing...
Liu Yihua held a can of Coca-Cola in his hand, and kept playing with it and drank a few sips from time to time, while Liu Yifei held a can of Pepsi in his hand. Of course, Comrade Cai Suyan drank Kung Fu tea, which is a habit in Chaoshan area.
The only one here who doesn't sweat a lot is Li Mingfeng political commissar, oh, it's Director Li now! Promoted! He is also the vice chairman of the Political and Legal Committee.
Liu Yihua kneaded the Coke can and said to the waiter who came in to add water: "Little sister, turn on the air conditioner, you can see that our guests are sweating! Hey, the weather has changed recently, the weather is abnormal! This People are really fragile... Maybe they will die if they are not careful!"
Liu Yihua's words seem to be accusing Sang and Huai of Huai, who is he scolding? Whoever trembles is the one.
Anyone shivering? Well, the 7 or 8 bureau chiefs on the opposite side trembled collectively!
Turn on the air conditioner on a cold day? The waiter opened his mouth to say something, but stopped again - this table is the leader! General leaders are abnormal human beings! What is it to turn on the air conditioner in the cold weather
There was a "beep"... With the operation of the air conditioner... the cadres present also relaxed a little. Just now, if they hadn't guarded Cai Zhenghua, they would have taken off their suits long ago.
At this moment, Cai Zhenghua started to speak. He knocked on the table and said with a smile: "You have earned a lot, right? You have been the head of the department for many years. It is said that the annual benefits of a section chief are not less than one million. What about you?"
Well!
The director's eyes darkened...He thought: It's over! It's over! Sure enough, it's a Hongmen Banquet -- a cup of tea to release the official power!
Liu Yihua bowed his head and continued with Coca-Cola... Well, he's enjoying Coca-Cola now! Cai Zhenghua is too bad! Which cadre in the Hanjiang Special Zone does not accept some benefits to drink tea? Of course, they are both more drinkable! General department-level cadres drink a carload of tea every year! Therefore, the following people sponsor a little tea fee - this is understandable, right
Cai Zhenghua saw that the directors were trembling all over and their eyes were straight, so he said with a smile: "What's wrong? The Commissioner for Discipline Inspection is not here today, so what did I say wrong?"
"Disciplinary committee ****?"
Well, everyone's eyes lit up!
Say the wrong thing? Khan... You are our boss, and the boss is always right! This is an unbreakable truth that has been subverted for thousands of years!
Ever since, the souls of these cadres were possessed again, and they expressed one by one: "No... no, how could Mayor Cai say something wrong? Yes... it's our fault!"
"Oh, your fault? Then where is your fault? Come... Please drink tea..." Cai Zhenghua continued to make tea.
Well…
All the cadres were dumbfounded! This... what is this called? Why did you put yourself in it just by talking? What to do... Let's sweat and think of a way first!
Director Li doesn't know what Cai Zhenghua is going to do today, but he knows that the 7 or 8 directors are good officials! Although some tea fees are charged every year, it is nothing compared to those corrupt officials!
How about saying that people have telepathy? Director Li's compassion moved these directors! One by one, they looked at Director Li pitifully, which meant-boss, help! For the sake of our "****" together... you can give the brothers a hand!
Bureau Li and Cai Zhenghua are old partners. These bureau chiefs usually get together to communicate, drink together, pick up girls... This is not a big deal, is it? Therefore, Li Mingfeng has to stand out at this time.
After coughing, Director Li changed the subject: "Oh, what's the weather like? Why is it getting hotter and hotter? The air conditioner doesn't seem to work, it doesn't work very well!"
Liu Yihua smiled and said: "Well, I think you are mainly angry, so you need a good prescription to get rid of the anger... This air conditioner only adjusts the surface of the human body, not the inside!"
Director Li made a move just now, and all the directors felt relieved-there is finally a savior! They saw that Chief Li interrupted Cai Zhenghua's train of thought and diverted Cai Zhenghua's questioning... Cai Zhenghua also smiled and remained silent-proving that Cai Zhenghua completely trusted Li Mingfeng!
However, the heart that had just been placed below the 18th floor suddenly jumped to the top of the 18th floor with Liu Yihua saying "prescription"! Well, don't take such a joke!
Director Li smiled awkwardly, thinking there was a problem! Today Cai Zhenghua and Liu Yihua don't know what prescriptions to sell! Anyway, just don't intervene! It is good to chat a few words that have nothing to do with politics at most. In this way, it will not affect Cai Zhenghua and Liu Yihua's sales of dog skin plasters, and it will relieve the bureau chiefs!
Seeing the Coca-Cola in Liu Yihua's hand and the Pepsi in Liu Yifei's hand, Director Li felt moved and said with a smile, "Hehe, Yihua, why don't you drink tea? It's a blessing to be able to drink tea made by Mayor Cai himself!"
Liu Yihua smiled and said: "Well, I don't want to be honored too much - so I drink Coke!
You see, those bureau chiefs are so honored that they are sweating profusely... It seems that Mayor Cai's tea is really delicious! Does it also have the effect of detoxification and beauty? "
Want to cry... The bureau chiefs really want to hug each other and cry, and then cry while crying--this tea is really delicious!
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he smiled, shook the Coca-Cola in his hand, and asked, "Director Li, I have a question for you! Do you know the difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi?"
Director Li was taken aback for a moment, wondering if it was Liu Yihua who cooperated with him and deliberately changed the topic? Well, let's go aside! It's best to branch off into the Pacific Ocean with one pole!
Laughing, Director Li said: "Well... I haven't compared them... but I think since the names are different, there should be a difference, right?"
Liu Yihua curled his lips and said: "Director Li, you can't rely on your imagination! Only after the real experiment will you make a comment! Otherwise, your subordinates will say "pretend to understand" if it is light, and it may be a laughing stock if it is serious! Because the great leader said But - no investigation, no right to speak!"
Seeing Director Li also started to wipe his sweat... Liu Yihua continued: "I have 2 friends who have done similar experiments!
One of them likes to drink Coke! One likes to drink Pepsi!
People who like to drink cola often say: I like the fragrant and rich taste of cola the most!
People who like to drink Pepsi often say: I like the fresh and refreshing taste of Pepsi the most!
One day, a friend who likes Coke said to someone who likes Pepsi: Can you tell which ones are Coke and which ones are Pepsi
Pepsi friends said: Of course! I can taste it with my eyes closed!
Coke friend said: Good! Then let's do an experiment! I poured 10 cups of drinks on the table inside - 5 cups are Coke, 5 cups are Pepsi, you can distinguish them!
Pepsi friends are full of confidence and really go to taste it!
Then it was really divided which 5 cups were Coke! Which 5 cups are Pepsi!
Seeing this, the cola friend laughed and said: I have taken you! In fact, those 10 glasses are all Coca-Cola! No Pepsi at all!
Pepsi's friend became angry from embarrassment: Are you kidding me? So what? Anyway, I just like to drink - Pepsi! "
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he paused and asked: "Everyone, how are you doing? Any inspiration?"
Liu Yifei held the Pepsi in her hand, blushed, and said in her heart: This evil Pepsi! I hate you! Yihua isn't talking about me, is he? Anyway, from tomorrow on, I will work with Coca-Cola!
If Liu Yihua knew what he said, if Comrade Liu Yifei made such a decision, he would definitely be dumbfounded!
Not only was Liu Yifei thoughtful, but the cadres present were also savoring this little story carefully... Classic! too classic! But what does Liu Yihua mean by this story? Is it a casual remark or has no deep meaning? What did he want to tell himself with this story
How about saying that Director Li can become Director Li? People's brains are easy to use! He patted his forehead and said: "Ah, Yihua, I understand! What you mean is that the cadres are Coca-Cola and Pepsi... As for whether the leaders like Coke or Pepsi... that's a question!"
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