[The third update today!]
The directors are dizzy! Sweat... really sweat! The director present had a sad thought in his heart: My God, who knows what Cai Zhenghua likes to drink? Are we turning into Coke or Pepsi? Halo, choose one of the two! Who will guide us? Who will save us
Cai Zhenghua took a sip of tea and said, "I only drink tea! No foreign drinks!"
I pour! All the cadres are really down! You can choose between Coke and Pepsi... But Cai Zhenghua only drinks tea now, what does this mean? How to choose this? Isn't this killing people? Now the cadres of the special zone say they don’t know that Mayor Cai Zhenghua is very powerful? The previous old Hanjiang city leaders wanted to mess with Cai Zhenghua, but they were all pushed down by Cai Zhenghua instead. The new Mr. Wang may not be able to compete with Cai Zhenghua. Then it's over.
When Liu Yihua saw that Cai Zhenghua's "tea, please..." put the group of cadres to death, he applauded secretly! Cai Zhenghua is getting better and better now! Shibie really admired him for three days!
Cai Zhenghua put down his teacup and said with a smile: "Okay! Don't think too much about it! You are all good cadres! Whether you like to drink Coke, Pepsi, or tea... you just need to do your job conscientiously, and you will be able to work hard." Just serve the people! This is a good cadre! I like such a cadre!"
sweat! Things go up and down in this world! The cadres who felt at a loss and were at a loss just now saw a golden road suddenly appearing in front of them in the blink of an eye!
Can you still hesitate? Those who don't know how to seize the opportunity will be ruthlessly abandoned by history! The bureau chiefs who no longer hesitated immediately became refreshed, patted their sweat-drenched chests, and expressed their attitude and determination to Cai Zhenghua one by one!
Seeing such a hot scene, Cai Zhenghua smiled wryly... because goose bumps had already appeared on his body. But there is no way, that's how it is in officialdom.
Liu Yihua also sweated a little, thinking that these bureau chiefs are really tough! This attitude... Nima, it's really scary!
Thinking of attitude, Liu Yihua thought of a classic, he clapped his hands and said: "Okay! I think you are really good cadres! At least you have a good attitude! Attitude determines everything!"
Everyone was stunned, secretly comprehending the meaning of this sentence... At the same time, several people asked in their hearts: "Who is this young man? Why is it that almost every sentence he said is classic? And he is so calm? It seems that Director Li I'm a little afraid of him..." Liu Yihua has not worked in Hanjiang City for a long time, and not everyone knows him. How could it be possible for these bureau chiefs to care about Liu Yihua, a department-level cadre? Of course, most bureau chiefs still know Liu Yihua, but that's all. They don't know much about Liu Yihua.
Cai Zhenghua seemed to understand everyone's psychology. He smiled and said, "Everyone, don't be nervous! Those who can come today are all comrades who I think are qualified to compete for the vice mayor. I know that in the past, the cadres of the Hanjiang Special Zone would charge some Good, but since I came to power, you don’t want to take this kind of benefits anymore! Whoever dares to reach out again, I will invite you to drink tea at the Commission for Discipline Inspection! I think the Commission for Discipline Inspection usually doesn’t kiss?”
Well!
The bureau chiefs expressed their stance and determination just now... Now hurry up and make a promise! They all swore to point to the heavens and the earth... Anyway, that means that they will never dare again in the future!
Can you do it without guaranteeing or swearing? If you are invited to drink tea by the Commission for Discipline Inspection, then your life will be over! What about the throne of economic adviser
If you are really clean, you will have a chance to be a deputy mayor if you don't become a corrupt official... Who wouldn't be tempted
Cai Zhenghua saw that his words frightened everyone, so he comforted: "Don't worry about the source of income, you will not suffer! In the future, we will set up a clean government fund, and it will be distributed to those who are clean... Please ask Consultant Liu to introduce you to the specific amount. Bar!"
"Consultant Liu? Who is it? Could it be Liu Yihua?" The directors were at a loss.
At this time, Liu Yihua said: "This clean government fund is provided by the Hong Kong Zhenghua Group. All cadres in the city, big and small, have the opportunity to get it as long as they are not corrupt. The monthly amount is basically equal to your current salary and bonus! For those who are clean and have made special contributions Cadres, we will reward them heavily! Bonuses range from 150,000 to 600,000.
Everyone may think that hundreds of thousands are nothing, because you can get a lot of money as soon as you reach out... But the money is not so easy to digest! Besides, for cadres above the department level, Zhenghua Group may consider allocating housing and cars... This kind of treatment will not be bad, right? "
"Not bad, not bad... very good, very good..." When the directors saw that "Consultant Liu" had finished speaking, they naturally nodded their heads.
Seeing everyone staring at Liu Yihua in a daze, Cai Zhenghua laughed and said, "Oh, I forgot to introduce you!
This is Comrade Liu Yihua!
He will serve as the economic advisor of the Hanjiang Special Economic Zone! Oh, special economic adviser, enjoy the deputy ministerial level treatment... "
ah? Deputy director-level treatment? Liu Yihua is so young? At this time, the faces of these bureau chiefs are very exciting! too young!
Seeing the expressions of the directors, Cai Zhenghua smiled and said: "Hehe, what's the matter? Judging by your expressions, you seem a little suspicious? I don't belong to this special zone alone. I don't have the right to appoint a special economic advisor. Comrade Liu Yihua is directly Appointed... why are you still standing there, let me introduce myself..."
Oh, the bureau chiefs just woke up like a dream, greeted Liu Yihua one by one, and then introduced their positions and names.
After Liu Yihua greeted these bureau chiefs, he smiled and said, "Mayor Cai, let's stop drinking tea all the time. The bureau chiefs are all revolutionary fighters who have been tested by alcohol. Drinking tea alone will not motivate you to work."
Cai Zhenghua smiled and said: "Isn't it just talking about things, let's start serving the food now! You will also have a drink or two later to exchange feelings."
Director Li quickly got up and picked up the menu, and asked the waiter to come in and order.
After ordering, Director Li smiled wryly and said, "Yi Hua... you are really good at keeping secrets... you have become a special economic advisor, and you don't want to disclose it in advance?"
Liu Yihua said with a depressed face: "Don't mention Brother Li, I am also puzzled by this matter! You know that my other identity is a soldier, and a soldier only needs to obey orders. So the superior didn't greet me in advance, anyway, I can't do it! But How old do you think I am? Let me be a special economic adviser? To be honest, I think it’s funny.”
Now the bureau chiefs are thinking about it... Isn't this Liu Yihua Cai Zhenghua's son-in-law? But which one is Cai Zhenghua's daughter? Are there 2 beauties here
Cai Zhenghua said at this time: "Okay, Yihua, don't be humble! Since your superiors think you have the qualifications and qualifications to be a special economic consultant, then you can do it!
You don't know yet, do you? A few days ago, the central government established a special advisory group for special economic zones, with Comrade Liu Yihua as the leader! This team leader is also the special economic advisor of the four special economic zones! We are just the younger brothers of the four special zones... Everyone knows the identity of Comrade Liu Yihua, right? "
No way? This moment really shocked the bureau chiefs! Too tough! Special Economic Advisors for 4 Special Zones? Great man... so young, how could it be...
At this time, the director of the Transportation Bureau suddenly said: "Oh, Liu... isn't Consultant Liu the PLA officer who was in Hong Kong some time ago? Oh, why did we recognize it now! Consultant Liu can make Hong Kong go to hell... that leader It is not a problem for us to make great strides in several special zones!"
The director of the Finance Bureau also slapped his thigh and said: "Oh, this... Didn't Consultant Liu go to the Spring Festival Gala? He also sang with a female officer? That female officer is so beautiful!"
Cai Zhenghua said speechlessly: "That female officer is sitting opposite you!
Let me introduce it to you:
Cai Suyan--my daughter, who is currently exercising at the Central Committee of the Communist Youth League, also has a military status.
Liu Yifei--Comrade Liu Yihua's part-time security assistant, working in the Security Bureau of the General Staff, with the rank of colonel.
Liu Yihua--Deputy Director of the General Office of the Military Commission, with the rank of Major General! These are not important, the important thing is that he is Comrade Cai Suyan's boyfriend! That is my son-in-law! "
sweat!
All the bureau chiefs patted themselves on the head one by one, and even said that they were disrespectful and disrespectful... I have admired and admired for a long time... Major General? Colonel? Nima pit brother, isn't it? It's scary!
Cai Zhenghua said seriously: "You guys, watch more TV and newspapers from now on... don't just focus on officialdom, just busy with '**'... pay more attention to social news, even entertainment news!
Both Liu Yihua and Cai Suyan are people who often appear on TV, but you don't know each other
Don't be nervous, let's chat for a while, let's talk about what do you usually do besides work? "
Seeing Cai Zhenghua's question, the bureau chiefs had no choice but to share some of their hobbies -- some like fishing, playing badminton, traveling, photography, singing, bowling...
Cai Zhenghua said with a smile: "There are so many hobbies! I think you guys forgot to mention some things—for example, like mahjong, like drinking, like dance halls... huh."
Well!
The bureau chiefs sweated, thinking to themselves who doesn't like these? All men like it! But what Cai Zhenghua said next shocked them again!
Cai Zhenghua said slightly sarcastically: "So, it's not easy to be a leader now! There are too many temptations, so it's no wonder that the common people have great opinions on us! They say that all the cadres in our special zone are corrupt! Everyone should be arrested !
And said with a smile: If you catch them one by one, you may be wronged! Grab one after another, there must be someone who slipped through the net!
You see, the common people's evaluation of us is quite polite! "
I'm... is this still polite? But it is true! If the regulations were followed, almost all cadres would have to drink tea at the Commission for Discipline Inspection.
At this time, Director Li smoothed things over and said: "Well, everyone, don't be nervous, Cai Zhenghua is joking with you! Needless to say, the common people satirize us, isn't our officialdom also full of jokes
A few days ago, I drank with several leaders and came up with a classic one:
I asked the Minister of Organization, what are the criteria for recommending cadres? The Minister of Organization said: -- I will care about whoever cares about me!
I asked *** of the Commission for Discipline Inspection again, what is the criterion for being invited to drink tea by you? The Commissioner for Discipline Inspection laughed and said--I care about whoever doesn't care about me!
I asked the Propaganda Minister how to report and publicize cadres? The Propaganda Minister said: Whoever cares about me, I care about his positive side, and whoever doesn't care about me, I care about his negative side!
How about it, classic! "
Liu Yihua clapped his hands and said: "Classic! However, they all told some truths! In fact, the officialdom is basically like this now... Let me ask Cai Zhenghua a question on behalf of everyone-*** What are your criteria for promoting cadres? You have to tell the truth. .”
Well, that's a good question! Quite good! Could it be that Liu Yihua is deliberately helping everyone... let Cai Zhenghua come up with some standards? To give yourself a head start
Cai Zhenghua drank a cup of tea, and said unhurriedly: "Whoever cares about me, I'll let the head of the organization care about him! Whoever doesn't care about me, I'll let the Discipline Inspection Commissioner care about him!"
sweat!
Liu Yihua almost sprayed tea...
He patted his chest and said with a wry smile: "Comrade Cai Zhenghua... you are too direct and naked, right? Didn't you frighten the directors by saying that?"
The bureau chiefs hurriedly said in embarrassment: "No... no... what Cai Zhenghua said..."
Haha, this is hard to say, if you want to say that what Cai Zhenghua said makes sense-then Cai Zhenghua will become a fool! You want to say that what Cai Zhenghua said is unreasonable-damn, what the boss said is unreasonable? Do you still want to hang out!
Cai Zhenghua knocked on the table and exclaimed: "Everyone is not young, and they have all experienced the era of "Chairman Mao" and "Chairman Mao"... Let's talk about how pure people were in those days! How honest they were! The cadres were so desperate and honest!
Look now, what have you all done? Which of the current cadres is not fooling around? Moreover, when reporting to the leader and giving instructions to the subordinates... the situation is always good, and the problem is never mentioned... Isn't this cheating? "
The bureau chiefs wiped off their sweat, not knowing what to say. Everyone is doing this now, it’s an unspoken rule in officialdom, can we really tell the truth
Liu Yihua saw that the atmosphere was still a bit awkward, so he smiled and said: "The phenomenon Cai Zhenghua said is thought-provoking! But now it is like this from top to bottom!
Look at the report on the news network --
There is no grand meeting, no successful closing, no unimportant speech, no unpassable resolution, no warm applause, no uninspired hearts, no neglect of leadership, no unsmooth progress, and no problem. There is nothing unresolved, nothing that is not over-fulfilled, nothing that is not great, nothing that is not completed ahead of schedule, nothing that is unkind in interviews, nothing that is not friendly between China and Japan, nothing that is not cooperative between China and the United States, nothing that is not serious in negotiations, and nothing that is not in talks. unsatisfactory...
In short, none of the above is false! "
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, the scene was quiet for a while, and then everyone laughed! The whole atmosphere immediately became active.
Liu Yihua murmured in his heart: classic, right? Can it be classic? This is a classic ridicule in the CCTV version of the internal party... It is very appropriate to describe the current officialdom!
At this time, the dishes began to be served, and everyone relaxed when they had something to eat. After a few glasses of wine, I became more courageous.
Cai Zhenghua's appointment list was discussed with Liu Yihua. In fact, these cadres are considered good cadres. Liu Yihua came today to communicate with them and build a team for Cai Suyan's era!
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