[Today's fourth update!]
Liu Yihua smiled and said: "I've come behind you! Give you a chance to lock me for half a second! Otherwise you will say that I don't know how to be humble... Well, ladies and gentlemen - the game is over!"
As soon as Liu Yihua's voice fell - the alarms on all American planes sounded, and all planes were locked at the same time!
God! All American brains have been short-circuited at this time - this is impossible! A radar locking 3-4 targets is already the ultimate! Now they have a total of 8 planes!
Before they could react... the siren for the incoming missile came on again!
God! The plane of the People's Liberation Army actually launched a missile! Didn't you mean the game? Can the match be fired
despair! What despair!
At such a short distance, once you are locked - the worst missile in the world can shoot you down! Unless you run into a dead mouse and dodge successfully at the moment the missile is launched! But how likely is it that a blind cat will run into a dead mouse
Although there is little chance of escape, the American plane is still dying!
They released the bait first... All of a sudden, the sky was filled with fireworks! But the missile did not attack the decoy at all!
They had no choice but to fly at low altitude and throw away the auxiliary fuel tank... The fuel tank fell on a desert island in the sea and exploded and caught fire... But it was useless-the missile did not attack the fire and continued to follow the plane!
Then wait to die! We've done our best to get rid of it...but the goddamn incoming missile siren is still flashing - proof that the missile is still running behind our ass!
Liu Yihua looked at the panic-stricken American plane and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen... don't be afraid! Our two countries are friendly! This missile is just a reminder to you-if you want to come over and be arrogant in the future, then you will have No return! But I think you may have no future..."
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, the plane suddenly descended and left quickly... At the same time, the missile also changed direction and flew towards the deserted island... It exploded--close-to-air missiles generally only last about 2 minutes of flight time.
Seeing Liu Yihua flying away and the missile exploding, the Americans felt relieved... Oh my God! Has this horrible man left? This is really the scariest plane and pilot in the world!
Of course Liu Yihua did not leave! He flew a certain distance, turned around, and radioed: "Guys! Sit down, you're going to feel a little tremor! Because I'm going to shoot you! Oh, don't worry, our two countries are friendly... I don't Will shoot you down!"
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he drove the plane to change its direction rapidly... At the same time, the machine gun rang eight times...
The Americans didn't understand what Liu Yihua meant just now... fire... fire? God! In the case of 2 times the speed of sound, missiles may not necessarily hit the target, can the cannon on the plane hit us? How can this be!
But, later... 8 American planes felt the fuselage shake... The Americans were surprised: "God, what happened! Did the shell hit us? But even if it hit... Why didn't our plane be damaged? Why? Didn't you hear the sound of metal cracking?"
After a few spins, Fat Pig's plane panicked and said, "My God, the front tires of our plane are blown! We are dead! We can't land! Oh... no, God... I don't want to die! I don't want to die either!" parachute!"
ah…
Now Americans are really scared stupid!
They finally understood Liu Yihua's intentions - he didn't leave, he just wanted to create a distance so that the cannon could blow up the tires of the plane without damaging the fuselage!
Moreover, does this cannon have a precision guidance function? Otherwise, how could it be so accurate!
fear! too scary! For the first time, these American pilots felt the strength and invincibility of the PLA... felt the breath of death!
At this time, the helpful Liu Yihua kindly comforted: "Everyone, you can't land on the aircraft carrier! But you can make a forced landing at the airport on land! You are welcome to visit our country! Hanjiang Air Force Airport - welcome!"
ah? What's the meaning
All Americans were stunned for a while...
At this time, the cow reacted and said, "My God, he is going to kidnap us! He wants to kidnap our plane! If our advanced plane falls into the hands of the People's Liberation Army, we will be the sinners of the United States!"
No, we have to fight! It's time to die for your country! "
Liu Yihua said contemptuously: "Your plane is advanced? You mean my plane is very backward? Then why couldn't you catch me just now
And Mr. Cow, I want to remind you-this is not a war! If it is a war, I will not delay you to sacrifice your life for the country! Such soldiers are admirable!
But now is the time of peace! Mr. Cow, are we at war? Please don't bewitch people like this, okay? Even if you have to sacrifice yourself, have you asked your companions if they want to sacrifice with you? "
At this time, the fat pig said: "Yes, cow, this is not a war! I don't want to sacrifice! I don't want to go to the People's Liberation Army... I don't want to parachute! I don't want anything... I want to be with my beloved plane!"
Liu Yihua said with a smile: "Mr. Fat Pig's choice is very good! The end is to die of exhaustion of fuel!
Well, don't waste time, please come to our country as soon as possible! You can't land on an aircraft carrier in this situation! "
The "milk" cow said unwillingly: "You are so despicable! I can't believe how advanced your plane is! Haha, you have been tricked, I caught you! You shouldn't stop to lecture the enemy!" "Grandma" After Niu finished speaking, two missiles flew out of his f-18 and headed straight for Liu Yihua!
Oh... The Americans let out a burst of cheers!
At such a close range, as long as it is locked, there is almost no chance of getting rid of it! This damn PLA finally went to see God!
When the Americans were happy, they heard two violent explosions!
The cow shouted excitedly: "Haha, let's celebrate! Victory belongs to the United States! We will destroy all enemies! We... ah... damn it! Why is that red plane still there! This is impossible! My What about missiles?"
Liu Yihua's lazy voice came from the "milk" cow's earphones: "Mr. "milk" cow, your missile exploded! Didn't you see the huge fireball and the deafening sound?"
The cow became dizzy for a while... and muttered: "But... But how could the missile explode if it didn't hit the target?"
Liu Yihua joked: "Well...it's very simple! Although the missile missed the target, a shell hit the missile!"
The cow was shocked and said: "Cannonballs... cannonballs hit missiles? Where did you get the cannonballs?"
At this time, Fat Pig also exclaimed in ecstasy: "I caught you too! Finally locked you! Damn it, go to hell!"
Fat Pig excitedly pressed the missile launch button... two missiles flew out! In the next second, he saw the dazzling flames, the ear-shattering sound... At the same time, his plane was shaken by the air waves!
The fat pig frightened: "No...God! Could it be that my missile exploded as soon as it was launched? My plane... Did my plane blow up... Am I going to crash?"
Liu Yihua joked: "No, Mr. Fat Pig... Your God takes care of you more! Your missile exploded after it was launched, not the moment it was launched! You should continue to praise your God! Although you really want to Go to his old man's side... But his old man has no shortage of handymen now!"
Fat Pig was still in shock and said, "What... what's going on? The missile won't explode if it doesn't hit the target!"
Liu Yihua said helplessly: "Ladies and gentlemen... your understanding is too poor! I told you just now! It was the shell that hit your missile! So - it exploded!
Why do you always fail to understand such a simple question
Well, you don't have to sneak around anymore! I stand still, you all lock on to me and fire collectively! If I'm finished, I can say anything!
If I'm all right--how about you come with me as a guest? "
The Americans discussed it over the radio, and finally the cow said, "Okay! I don't believe you are a superman or an alien! We have so many planes and so many missiles... can't we kill you alone?"
Liu Yihua stopped the plane and said loudly: "Come on, devils, for the sake of America—shoot me!"
Khan... this slogan? The Americans were speechless for a while!
People are speechless... The missile comes out to speak!
A total of 12 missiles from 6 f-18s flew towards Liu Yihua's plane!
And Liu Yihua turned around and ran away in the plane!
Well…
Ran? Can a plane... run past a missile? Isn't this an international joke? If the plane is tens of kilometers away from the missile, running for a while may cause the missile to run out of fuel and get rid of the missile! But how can you run within a few kilometers now
The Americans stared blankly at the red "red" plane and turned around and ran wildly... 12 missiles chased after it!
But after the red plane ran for a while, it turned around suddenly... Then the machine gun fired wildly-then there were explosions in the sky! A sea of fire lit up the cheeks of every American...
how's it going? finished? 12 missiles... The People's Liberation Army should be wiped out, right? We saw him firing just now... Could it be that he wants to use machine guns to hit missiles? Oh, it's just too whimsical! This is absolutely impossible to succeed!
When the smoke cleared... the clouds cleared... the faces of the Americans turned livid--the red plane was still walking leisurely ahead--laughing at them!
Liu Yihua said lightly: "You guys have one more chance!"
I can't stand it anymore! We are soldiers! The greatest beauties in the world! We are not clowns!
Americans are angry! Crazy! They locked on Liu Yihua's plane one after another... This time, 4 missiles flew from each plane! A total of 24 missiles!
Liu Yihua snorted coldly... the power of mind stretched infinitely... locked every missile... and then kept twisting the plane to fire!
"Boom..."
Explosions rang out!
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