[Today's first update!]
Liu Yihua held a video camera in his hand, and praised while filming: "Spectacular! Really fucking spectacular! The greatest air battle of the 21st century was directed by Lao Tzu! It seems that I am really a genius!"
Uh... Where did you get this video camera? This is a guy who eats - used to secretly take pictures of beautiful women taking a bath! Of course such an important guy should be carried with him!
This time, 24 missiles exploded as soon as they were launched... 6 F-18 planes were almost overturned by the blast!
Understood! It turns out that people really use machine guns to shoot missiles! This... such a plane, such a pilot, how can you fight with others
What should I do if I can't beat it? run chant! Or surrender!
But running... there is nowhere to run! Surrender... Well, no face!
At this time, the milk cow had an idea: "The missile is too big, and the machine cannon can hit it... Then how about we use the machine gun?" !
Liu Yihua said with a dark face: "Ladies and gentlemen... my patience has a limit! You may accidentally damage your own plane by firing guns indiscriminately! Please be careful!"
As soon as the fat pig dropped the nose, he also fired, and shouted at the same time: "Hit it! He can't intercept the shells! Haha, you are a genius!"
Liu Yihua cursed angrily: "Don't cry if you don't see the coffin!" After speaking, he flew the plane towards the enemy group!
"Bang... bang... bang..."
The sound of machine guns is everywhere in the sky!
Hit! Hit! A plane rolled over with black smoke!
An American devil yelled: "I was shot! Oh, God... I want to eject! I want to parachute... God... the area below is controlled by the People's Liberation Army!"
Liu Yihua said through a secret channel: "Command center, have the warships and helicopters I requested arrived? Well, an American plane is about to crash... The pilot has already parachuted... This glorious task of capturing prisoners is entrusted to the Navy and you Already!"
The command center replied: "J-10, don't worry, this prisoner can't escape! J-10, you are amazing!"
Liu Yihua smiled, then his face changed, and he said sharply: "Ladies and gentlemen of the United States... I have warned you again and again-don't fire randomly! Otherwise, you may accidentally injure your comrades! This lesson is It's bloody! Now you'd better make an emergency landing with me! Unless you want to die!
I now formally, solemnly, and solemnly warn you:
1. Immediately and unconditionally go to Hanjiang Air Force Base for forced landing! We are friends, this is not war! Helping friends is the virtue of our nation!
2. Anyone who wants to escape, I will shoot him down! Please don't doubt my ability! And you can't land on a carrier right now!
3. Don't even think about skydiving! Or I'll blow his parachute! "
As soon as Liu Yihua finished speaking, an American devil shouted: "I can't go back! I don't want to be a prisoner... I want to parachute!"
Then an ejection chair rose into the sky! Next a big parachute burst into the air!
"Da da da… "
A series of machine guns sounded... The parachute in full bloom was immediately exploded! The pilot screamed and rushed to the sea!
Liu Yihua breathed a sigh of relief, and said slowly to the Americans through the radio: "I warned you... There is an old saying in China called 'toasting wine, not eating fine wine'!
He, this is - self-inflicted can't live! "
shock!
The bloody scenes and cruel facts made the American devils feel what war is! What is life and death!
Fat Pig cries, "Oh no...it's not war! But why are we sacrificing! Why? We lost a comrade! You...you the executioner killed him!"
Liu Yihua sneered and said: "Joke! First you didn't listen to my dissuasion and shot down one of your own planes. Out of humanitarianism, I allowed him to parachute!
I originally regarded you as guests and wanted to invite you to our country! But you don't eat the toast and eat fine wine... you must rush to be my prisoner!
Friends come and have good wine... treat captives with guns! This is what you "forced" me to do! Although our People's Liberation Army treats prisoners preferentially, we don't like disobedient prisoners! Obviously, that friend of yours just now was not obedient enough! I've warned him not to skydive! "
The "milk" cow said sadly: "Mr. Major General, 'You can't live without doing your own crimes'... Is this a Buddhist saying? Don't you say that the Buddhists are merciful? But why did you kill my comrades in arms! This... this is not war ah!"
Liu Yihua snorted: "Look down for yourself... Am I not kind enough?"
Then Fat Pig yelled, "Oh, and a spare umbrella! God...he's all right! That's... great!"
Liu Yihua said coldly: "Who wants to make one? I will blow the head of the next skydiver directly! Instead of a parachute!"
Americans are collectively silent!
Now they finally understand one thing - the People's Liberation Army opposite is a cold-blooded guy! He is an executioner who keeps his word! Whatever he said... he would definitely do that!
Liu Yihua waited for a while, and seeing that no one had moved, he sighed again: "Such a good plane was shot down by you... a good plane was abandoned and parachuted! You are really black sheep! Why don't you take good care of your own plane? ?”
At this time, the out-of-control plane has fallen into the sea... It exploded!
Liu Yihua said through a secret channel: "At the command center, another plane crashed, but the pilot voluntarily abandoned the plane and jumped out! Don't be too polite to this pilot!"
The command center said: "Don't worry! We will treat him well!"
Liu Yihua looked up and looked at the remaining 4 f-18s, an electromagnetic interference aircraft, and an early warning aircraft... and said: "Now the ultimatum-whether you want to make an emergency landing with me... please choose!"
After a pause, Liu Yihua regretted again: "It's a pity that none of you want to escape... Actually, I really want to see the scene where the missile blows up your plane! Then use the machine gun to beat the pilot who was shot to pieces... Wow --That must be beautiful! It's so cool!"
Devil... The PLA opposite is a devil! We can't fight him any longer! Now the psychological defense of the Americans has basically collapsed! It's not that we don't work hard, it's that the enemy is too cunning and too powerful!
Hey, what a fate! But you can't blame the "government" for life... Now the US "government" has no way to save itself, it seems that it has to follow Liu Yihua to make an emergency landing.
The "milk" cow finally struggled and asked: "Mr. Major General, why did you kidnap our planes? Our planes are the most advanced planes in the world... Is your People's Liberation Army trying to steal our technology?"
Liu Yihua laughed wildly: "You are the most advanced? Then what is my plane?"