The daughters-in-law of the Zhao Mansion lost their way in their own gardens, the children each adopted a tiger or leopard, and the elders were reluctant to leave after living in the elegant courtyard. In short, everyone was very satisfied with the big man, and it was lively Had a New Year's Eve dinner.
"Hi~ Boss! If you bring so many modern people here, will you be punished by God..."
Lu Datou strode into the Fairy Palace with a belch, and Zhao Guanren was also reeking of alcohol, sitting on the grand master's chair and said: "Everyone, Zhao Ziqiang is messing around and destroying things. Heaven's punishment can't tolerate him, but these people on Earth are all... First time, first offense! God won't hold it accountable!"
"No! I think you really have to be careful not to be so optimistic..."
Lu Datou pointed to his watch. Zhao Guanren took off the watch and threw it on the coffee table. He got up and followed him to the gate of the main hall. The two sat in the gazebo on the hillside in a tacit understanding.
"Boss! The giants developed the first-generation corpse poison to destroy creatures on other planets, and finally played themselves to death..."
Lu Datou said in a low voice: "Now Xiaoai tempts you to look for power crystals, but what's the use of crystals for a scrapped cabin, and what's more, it asks you to search for corpses. If you don't find corpses, it won't help you make vaccines." , don't you feel something is wrong?"
"Xiaoai is an emergency program, it must do its best to recover the loss of the starship..."
Zhao Guanren said in a deep voice: "This includes confining the remains of the crew. No matter whether there are other giants coming to deal with the aftermath, it has to wait indefinitely until the last energy is exhausted, and for the hometown of the giants, the star It’s only been a few years since the ship crashed!”
"This is the problem. If you help them find the remains, you may attract giants..."
Lu Datou put his arms around his shoulders and said, "Boss! Have you ever thought about why something as awesome as a starship would explode? Did they also trigger the punishment of heaven, and all punishment of heaven is related to corpse poison, and corpse poison The inventor of the poison is precisely the giant race!"
"this… "
Zhao Guanren hesitated for a while before saying: "You said it's not impossible, but now there is a tricky problem. If we don't help them find the corpses, we won't be able to make vaccines, and human beings will coexist with corpse poison forever!"
"Xiao Ai is analyzing you all the time, and even knows yourself better than yourself..."
Lu Datou said seriously: "Now it is more and more like a human being, and it is no longer artificially retarded, so it can restrain you every step of the way, and the task rewards are also tailored for you, but there is a contradiction in it, group teleportation The energy consumed is not low!"
"Crack~"
Zhao Guanren took out two cigarettes and lit them, and after passing one to him, he narrowed his eyes and asked, "You want to say that Xiao Ai doesn't care about energy, do you?"
"That's right! Human beings can generate electricity from solar energy, so do starships still need to burn firewood..."
Lu Datou lowered his voice and said: "The power crystal should be the battery of the starship. It can be recharged after the power is gone, so I think the crystal can be found, but the giant's body can't be touched, otherwise the giants will be recruited, and even the big man will be afraid." be damned!"
"You're right, you can't bet on the fate of all mankind..."
Zhao Guanren nodded and said: "At that time, I will ask Xiao Aiti to make it produce hundreds of millions more vaccines, and I will help it get back the last four crystals. If there is no production cooperation, it will be terminated here. It is better to live than to die. Anyway, we Do not lure wolves into the house!"
"Where's my husband? Where's my husband..."
Zhou Miao suddenly appeared on the steps on the mountainside, waving drunkenly and yelling, Zhao Guanren greeted him dumbfounded, hugged Zhou Miao, who smelled of alcohol, and asked, "You guys are trying to drink together, didn't you guys get on well when I left?" Is it?"
"Bian Xianglan is so annoying, she puts on airs to be prudish..."
Zhou Miao hugged his neck and said with a smile: "I just said that everyone is a woman on a kang, with her pants off.
Pouting buttocks together, who doesn't know who, she exploded immediately, picked up the wine jar and wanted to drink with me, I said it's okay to drink, whoever vomits first kowtows and calls me sister! "
"Who's winning?"
"I didn't drink with her. Yueyue said that the eldest wife had to drink with the eldest wife. Bian Xianglan didn't pretend anymore. The two of them picked up the wine jar and it was a lot..."
Zhou Miao laughed happily and said: "Ye Diji wanted to drink with me, saying that the second lady treated the second lady, Qingwen was not happy at that time, saying that you dare to bully my sister, Luo Tan also jumped out to help her, so I told Qing Wen drank the two of them together, and finally Ye Diji vomited, we even took off her pants, pressed her head and called her sister!"
"What?"
Zhao Guanren was surprised and said: "This is a big audience, you actually took off Ye Ruoqing's pants, how can she see people tomorrow, are you going to die?"
"It's not outside! It's only the women's yard. It's agreed who will take off their pants. My wife and Qiu Ning took off their pants when they went to the table together. They all praised my ass for being beautiful..."
Zhou Miao said in a silly way: "Qiu Ning and I have hit it off, and we are also connected by fate. I am her biological sister now, and I will move in to live with her tomorrow. You must fly together when you come here. We are the best. My sister, you are not allowed to destroy our relationship!"
"Okay, okay! You two are stronger than gold, and I'm redundant..."
Zhao Guanren helped her to the side and sat down, dumbfounded. Zhou Miao was obviously drunk, and fell asleep lying on the grass as soon as he raised his head. As expected, the little girl was not wearing pants under her skirt. He was so frightened that he hurriedly called the maid to come over. He carried her away in a sedan chair.
"The daughters-in-law of your hometown are all heroines..."
The Dragon Queen came up alone with her hands behind her back, and said with a smile: "You two ladies can't do anything to each other, but you actually sit down and drink tea hand in hand, and the rest of you, even though you don't drink at all, still make friends through literature, sister The younger sister screamed, and even Luo Tan was forced to lie down, and it will not work at all!"
"Stop talking nonsense, have you kowtowed to my mother..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her, and the Dragon Queen opened her big sleeves to reveal two gold bracelets, and said with a smile, "Mother gave me all the family treasures, so why don't I kowtow to her? She's the one who calls herself the daughter-in-law of the Zhao family!"
"You're good! Let Grandpa kiss me..."
Zhao Guanren took a sip on her small mouth, and the Dragon Queen said solemnly: "I had a very congenial chat with my mother. She has been in charge of a large financial group for many years by herself, and she is also quite insightful about state affairs. There are many things that I can learn from. The more we The more we talk, the more we feel that we hate to meet each other too late!"
"No!"
Zhao Guanren smiled wryly and said, "Everyone says you are my mother's daughter, but there are still people secretly suspecting that my mother had an affair with the late emperor, and I am the late emperor's own son!"
"Haha~"
The Dragon Queen laughed loudly, leaned into his arms and pinched his ears, and said with a coquettish smile: "Yongning said that you found a mother for yourself, and I realized that you were talking about me after thinking about it. Come on! Son, come on!" Call me mother, mother will take off her dragon robe and feed you milk! Hahaha... "
"Speak seriously! You and my mother can discuss each other, but don't let my mother participate in state affairs..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the pavilion with his arms around her, and said to Lu Datou: "I give you two a task, keep an eye on these relatives of my family, don't let them interfere in the government affairs, let alone corrupt the law, and if you find that you have to be punished, if you refuse to change after repeated admonitions, you will be punished." Kill chickens and monkeys!"
"boss!"
Lu Datou hurriedly stood up and said: "I'll go back with you, as long as there is the Dragon Queen watching over here, the more I think about it, the more I feel that Xiao Ai's signs are wrong, it's useless for you to bring the Grand Master back, they don't understand high technology , only I can help you!"
"You take him..."
The Dragon Queen also said seriously: "I heard what my mother said about you before, you have survived several times, and our soldiers don't understand the rules on the other side.
The big head will go back with you, he is also from the third rank now! "
"Okay! Big head, let's fight side by side again..."
Zhao Guanren patted Lu Datou on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "Yingyue! Make good use of the talents I brought over from my hometown. They can make the big man take off at high speed and become the center of the world. If I don't come back, the world will It's yours, but please be kind!"
"Zhao Yunxuan! Are you speaking human words? I gave birth to two sons and a daughter for you, not a lot..."
The Dragon Queen said angrily: "Mother has promised me that after I die, I will be buried in your ancestral tomb, not in the imperial tomb of the Han Dynasty. The tomb of Zhao Chen must be written on the tombstone. I belong to your Zhao Yunxuan." Daughter-in-law, empress is only my job! Woo~"
The Dragon Queen threw herself into his arms and cried bitterly, the cry was full of grievance and unwillingness.
"Stop crying! It's my fault..."
Zhao Guanren stroked her back and said apologetically, "I'm not thinking about what I said, so don't take it to heart, just wait for me to come back, and give me a few more kids. When our son grows up, I'll take you back to Earth." Play, take a good look at my hometown!"
"Hmm~"
The Dragon Queen raised her head crying, and said in a sobbing voice: "Don't lie to me, Yongning brought back a lot of photos for everyone to see, I'm so envious, when you come back next time, you must take me there to play, just the two of us ,is it okay?"
"Okay! Just the two of us, you are the mother I found for myself..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and kissed her on the lips, and Lu Datou said with a smirk: "Anyway, it's not too late, you two go to the wing room and make the Dragon Queen's belly bigger, just two sons and two daughters, Come in pairs!"
"Bah~ you shameless bastard, I'll kick you to death..."
The Dragon Queen kicked him coquettishly, but when she turned her head, her big eyes started to water, but Zhao Guanren walked up with her arms around her, and said, "No more! It's still daylight on the earth now, and it will be dark after a while. Now, obediently wait for me to come back, I will go to the palace to flip your sign!"
"Well! Waiting for you to turn it over, come back earlier..."
The Dragon Queen kissed him delicately, looking like a young girl Huaichun, but when the words fell silent, she suddenly exclaimed, and the watch flew over, like handcuffs, and locked it with a "click" On Zhao Guanren's left wrist.
"Xiao Ai! What are you doing, do you want to rebel..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly pushed away the Dragon Queen in his arms, who knew that the wristwatch had been locked automatically, and it couldn't be opened no matter what, and Lu Datou also said angrily: "You bastard, I guessed that you have no good intentions, let go ! Otherwise, I will blow up your wrecked boat!"
"Boom~"
Lu Datou suddenly flew upside down and fell heavily in the middle of the hall, Xiao Ai's avatar also suddenly appeared, floating in the air and angrily said: "Lu Datou! It's all your fault for sowing discord here, otherwise how could there be such a thing?" What, am I going to hurt my boss?"
"Why did you lock me if you didn't want to kill me?"
Zhao Guanren picked his watch angrily, Xiao Ai turned around and cried: "I didn't do it, I am your personal assistant, but I can't fight against the main system of the starship. The system has heard what you said, and now it will forcibly Let you complete the task, otherwise... "
"Otherwise what?"
Zhao Guanren looked at her in shock, but unexpectedly, the dark board on the ground exploded, and a blue ball of light the size of a baseball rushed out, slamming into Lu Datou's neck, and instantly turned into an ordinary gold necklace. But the eerie blue light kept circulating.
"Otherwise, Lu Yang will be killed. If you continue to resist, it will replace you..."
Xiao Ai shed two lines of tears sadly, and all three of them were livid with anger, but before Zhao Guanren had time to scold his mother, he and Lu Datou disappeared out of thin air...