"Flying Lao Leng in the blue sky, I look at Bianjing from the northeast..."
The high imitation Captain Jack sang and sang on the passenger seat wearing sunglasses, with a taste of Northeast China, and the fake foreigner Zhao Guanren driving the car did the same, shaking his head and humming while wearing sunglasses, but their sunglasses were projected onto the night vision screen , the headlights are as bright as daytime without driving.
"Oh! It's very cool to go back to Earth once in a while..."
Lu Datou turned off the music on his mobile phone, lit two cigarettes and shared one out, and said with a lewd smile: "You said that I am a high-quality imitation version of Depp, if I meet some college students fans, it shouldn't be a problem to get a few free cigarettes, right? , then my trip will be a beauty hunting trip!"
"What's the point of a little girl? To be a man, you must have a strong personality. Isn't she attractive to actresses, policewomen, models, and executives..."
"Why didn't you mention the stewardess, isn't the stewardess your favorite..."
"Trust me! Overseas flight attendants are all old women, and the feeling of stirring up a big tank with a mop is not good..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head with a lewd smile, and Lu Datou immediately began to discuss excitedly, and the two burst out laughing from time to time, it was the female fly who was the mistress of the dung beetle—the same smell! These two guys don't know what loneliness and danger are together.
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"I'm a little hungry, why don't you find a place to have a late-night snack, just let me drive..."
It’s past eleven o’clock in the middle of the night in Lu Dafa’s head. You can’t shoot ghosts on the Australian roads. The surrounding area is so empty that there are only stone mountains and wasteland. There are few cars, people, and living corpses. Only various dead animals are everywhere. But he navigated Zhao Guanren to drive, and found out the danger in time.
"I need to find a gas station, this car sucks gas..."
Zhao Guanren clicked on the car navigation device twice. The distance to the destination was less than half, but the nearest gas station was only a few kilometers away. He turned and drove onto a small road. The surrounding area was so flat that he could see things hundreds of meters away. Worried about being attacked by corpses.
"It seems to be a small village, there must be a lot of sheep..."
Lu Datou lightly tapped the sunglasses to enlarge the image, and saw a huge sheep statue from a distance. Next to the statue was a gas station. There were hundreds of houses in sight, and almost every house had its own courtyard.
"This is not a village. A town of this size is already very large in foreign countries..."
Zhao Guanren slowed down the speed of the muscle car. Fortunately, the gas station was built on the outskirts of the town. The two drove the car directly to the gas station. With the night vision function, they didn't need to turn on the lights. They started slaughtering dead bodies and turning into animals when they got off the car. The living corpses in the car were not spared either.
"Yo~ There are humans moving around here..."
Lu Datou opened the door and walked into the convenience store of the gas station. He saw that several living corpses in the store had their heads exploded, and there were two dead corpse dogs lying on the counter. He hurriedly put on a mask to drive away the flies, and found that there were Many items were taken away.
"A failed operation, it is estimated that someone was bitten..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the shattered rear window, and a living corpse rushed out suddenly, but it happened to hit the tip of his knife, lying limply on the window sill and whipping a few times, it was indeed a man wearing tactical equipment, with Carrying a rifle.
"Let me tell you, I'm going to stutter so I don't have accent problems..."
Lu Datou opened the freezer nonchalantly, unbuttoned his trousers, and urinated into the refrigerator. Zhao Guanren took off the gun and some equipment from the living corpse, pushed open the door of the small warehouse, and walked in. There was a bloody scab lying on the ground. A woman in desert-colored tactical camouflage.
"Then your idol character can be crossed..."
Zhao Guanren unzipped the zipper and urinated on the shelf. Unexpectedly, after the liquid splashed on the face of the female corpse, the female corpse actually twitched slightly. took the knife in his hand.
"ah!"
The female corpse suddenly let out a scream, rolled out abruptly and shrank into a corner, and hurriedly took out the flashlight, and at the same time
He was still touching the gun at his waist at high speed, but when the flashlight shone on Zhao Guanren, both of them were dumbfounded in astonishment.
"You, who are you, what do you want to do..."
The woman pulled out a dagger in a panic. Zhao Guanren quickly pulled up his trousers and put away the knife. He tried his best to speak in the correct English order, "Survivor! We just passed by here, we thought you were dead!"
"Hi~ Nice to meet you..."
Lu Datou also turned on the flashlight and walked in. The woman breathed a sigh of relief, put away the knife and wiped the liquid from her face, got up and complained: "Damn! How can you pee on the face of the corpse? Forget it! I My name is Shia, an adventurer from the Kuka camp, how about you?"
"I'm Jimmy and this is Jack..."
Zhao Guanren shrugged and said, "The two of us are from Brocken, but I grew up abroad, so my English is not very good, and there are only two of us left in Brocken!"
"I can hear you, you speak like a Japanese..."
Shia took two steps forward, clutching her injured head, and suddenly said in surprise: "God! You are Depp or his imitator, it's really amazing!"
"You can call me Jay, Jack the boat, Captain..."
Lu Datou pretended to be stuttering on purpose, he is a serious cadre of the Education Bureau after all, and basic daily conversations are fine.
"Pfft~
Shia laughed out loud, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to laugh at you, Mr. Pirate Captain, can you find a first aid kit for the lady, I need to clean the wound!"
"OK! Come with me..."
Lu Da shook his head and imitated the pirate captain. As soon as Xi Ya followed out, he found the living corpse on the window sill, and said in frustration: "Damn it! I knew he was bitten. We really shouldn't take the risk of coming here. We can't swallow this place at all." !"
"what happens?"
Zhao Guanren leaned against the shelf, and Xi Ya leaned against the wall and said dejectedly: "We were attacked by gangsters. When we were sharing the fruits of victory, they opened the iron cage containing the corpse dog. I hid in the warehouse to fight back." , Someone knocked me out from behind!"
"There are traitors among you..."
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said, "The window wasn't damaged. The attacker was behind the shelf. He knew there were zombie dogs coming in, and he knocked you out. Finally something went wrong, and they ran away too!"
"You're right, it must be George, the bloody traitor..."
Shia kicked the wall angrily, went to the gate to take pictures back and forth, turned around and asked, "Can you drive me to Wright Town, that is a small stronghold of gangsters, my companion should be arrested by them, Just put me near there!"
"Sorry! There is another possibility that you are the attacker..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head, picked up some goods and left. Xi Ya looked like a ghost, but Lu Datou put down the first aid kit and went out. The two found some tools to refuel the car, and Xi Ya squatted in the convenience store to wash her hair and face. In the end, I even took off my shirt.
"Hey~ two gentlemen, can you help the lady deal with the wound..."
Shia came out wearing only a bra. She looked a lot better after washing her face. She was tall and tall at 1.7 meters, and she not only had abdominal muscles but also had wheat-colored skin. Although she looked like a young mature woman, Zhao Guanren I don't think she's younger than thirty-three.
"Sorry! There are no gentlemen here, pour disinfectant on your head..."
Zhao Guanren opened the beer and took a big gulp. The two of them were already sitting on the hood and eating. Lu Datou laughed softly, "I knew she had no good intentions when she took off her clothes. She must be tricked by a beauty, a girl of her age." Sitting on the ground can absorb soil!"
"Women who roam the rivers and lakes have few words to be trusted..."
Zhao Guanren ate the canned food casually, Xi Ya came over with the first aid kit, and said angrily: "You can go to the stronghold with me, I will prove my identity to you, I am not a gangster, I want to save me my friend, she's a young girl!"
"do not feel
interest! Good luck… "
Zhao Guanren smiled politely, Xi Ya had no choice but to sit in the co-pilot frustrated, turned on the dome light and cleaned the wound in the rearview mirror, Zhao Guanren smiled without looking back: "I bet a dollar, she wants to steal our car!"
"You pretend I don't know, I don't gamble..."
Lu Datou walked into the store with a wicked smile. Sure enough, the car door was locked suddenly when he entered the door, and Xi Ya had already quietly climbed into the driver's seat, and turned the car key with a ferocious face, but no matter how she turned the car key, There was no reaction at all.
"Dangdangdang~"
Zhao Guanren knocked on the windshield with a pistol, and held up a car key with a smirk. The key inserted in the switch did not belong to this car at all, but Shia froze all of a sudden, and said with a pale face : "It's not what you think, I just want to try the performance of this car!"
"Kach~"
Zhao Guanren aimed the bullet at her head, Xi Ya hurriedly opened the car door and walked out, raised her hand with a livid face and said, "I'm sorry! I'm just eager to save people. You can do whatever you want, please don't hurt me, okay?" ?”
"Get down on the car, lift your ass..."
Lu Datou also came out with a smirk, Xi Ya walked to the front of the car very obediently, bent down and supported the hood with both hands, pouted her buttocks and said, "Hey, there is no need to do this, we can go to the warehouse to have a good time, It's too dangerous outside!"
"Don't be smart, you're the dumbest person here..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her jokingly. Lu Datou walked up behind her and held her waist. He groped down her legs and pulled out a small pistol from his boots.
Siya suddenly despaired: "I will cooperate very much, please wear a condom?"
"What if you don't wear it?"
Lu Datou got up and hugged her waist, and slowly loosened her belt. Xi Ya trembled violently, and said nervously: "Listen! Wear it and I will let you enjoy the service, and everyone will be very happy. Besides, I also have Unclean Merry Sickness!"
"Squat down and hold your head, a hundred frogs jump..."
Lu Datou retreated to the side with a smirk, Shia straightened up in disbelief, and after looking back and forth between the two, she suddenly covered her face and complained: "Oh! Damn gay, I... I asked for my own bad luck, frog Jump right, satisfy you!"
"We're not gay, we're just not interested in older women..."
Zhao Guanren stood up with a smile. Xi Ya scolded something, and honestly leapfrogged with her head in her arms. The two wicked ghosts laughed and got into the car, turned on the lights and drove to Xi Ya's side.
"You made two stupid mistakes..."
Zhao Guanren lowered the car window and said with a smile: "One is that I overestimated my own charm, and the other is that we can completely negotiate terms. After all, you are in good shape, so why are you grabbing the car?"
"Send me to the stronghold! Anything is fine, please..."
Xi Ya hurriedly stood up and begged, Zhao Guanren waved his hand and stepped on the accelerator and left. Xi Ya cursed angrily from behind, but at the same time as the car drove onto the road, there was a sudden bleating sound from behind, and there was a group of dead bodies The sheep rushed over.
"Help! Wait for me..."
Shia yelled in horror, the car stopped at the side of the road, and Shia ran over at a speed of 100 meters, but the car door couldn't be opened, Zhao Guanren opened a window and said with a smile: "Ladies first! You The seat is on the hood!"
"Go! Here they come..."
Shia panicked and lay on the hood, grabbing the windshield wipers with both hands. Zhao Guanren stomped on the gas pedal and rushed out, asking loudly, "Xia! Are you a bad bitch who likes to steal cars?"
"Yes! I'm a bad bitch, let me in..."
Xi Ya burst into tears, and her long hair fluttered around in the strong wind, but Lu Datou asked again: "Do you want to have a hair with us?"
"Yes! I think, a few rounds will do..."
"Hahaha… "