The old lady readily agreed, and said dismissively: "I didn't know what that thing was at first, but I got it by accident anyway. It is good for people's health. Besides, it has no other great uses. It's not good for practicing, and it can't improve your skills. It's just used to continue your mother's vitality. If it wasn't useful for your mother, you might not know where to throw it away... Take it and take it. What's the point here? , take a few more…”
Jun Moxie touched his nose and was speechless. This is obviously the treasure of heaven and earth, and the old lady actually said that she almost threw it away... Although she knew that the old lady said this to let herself not take it personally, but Jun Moxie still felt sincerely wronged by this treasure of heaven and earth... Because, The old lady's disregard for the little tree can be seen at a glance, and it is not a fake.
In fact, not to mention the old lady, even Jun Moxie himself doesn't know what this little tree is... But although Jun Moxie doesn't know it, he firmly believes that as long as Hongjun Pagoda can recognize something, it is the world Rare and good stuff! There is no way to go wrong with this matter!
Dongfang Sanye, his wife and four sat at a table together with their children. Satisfied; both Dongfang Wenqing and Dongfang Wenjian are full of envy... The wives and concubines around them are even more resentful...
Once a woman is a few years old, once she sees others teasing children, how can she restrain her natural motherhood
Having solved several important matters in a row, Jun Moxie was very relieved. Seeing Dongfang Wenqing frowning, he couldn't help but leaned over and asked furtively: "Uncle, what's the matter? You have so many aunts, how come you didn't give them?" I got a cousin or something? But it’s a bit of a waste, right?”
"You think I don't want to do it? Your grandma has always blamed me!" Dongfang Wenqing gave him an angry look: "But these women are not up to date, what can I do?"
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes: It may be possible for one to fail and two to fail, but if...the fifty-nine wives are all infertile...then Dongfang Wenqing's luck is a bit too terrifying. Bought the Mark Six lottery... and every purchase will win!
Why don't you say it's your fault
Jun Moxie was a little contemptuous, winked, and said furtively: "I have studied this area quite well, my third uncle's leg was made by me, if uncle can trust me, I will protect you At this time next year, I will hold dolls, and there will be several... "
"Really?" Dongfang Wenqing sat up straight, looked at Jun Moxie like a lantern, panting through his nostrils, and grabbed his nephew's hand: "You didn't lie to me, did you?"
The people next to him were taken aback by him, shit! What is this boss going to do
"How could I lie to you? It's absolutely true!" Jun Moxie rolled his eyes mysteriously and smiled, and said: "Actually, I can see it right away, not only you, but even the second uncle has this problem, right?"
Dongfang Wenqing blushed, and coyly said: "Oh... don't mention it. It's really unfortunate for the family..."
"When I was young, I was not temperate..." Jun Moxie sighed like a ghost, and said earnestly: "The absurdity of youth often brings bitter fruit for life. This sentence is the same for both men and women. Although it is said that people are not flirtatious, there must be a limit to everything..." These words were exactly what Dongfang Wenqing said to Jun Moxie when he was in Tiannan, and now, the two of them have fallen apart...
"Believe it or not, I'll beat you kid!" Dongfang Wenqing was a little impatient, he yelled at Jun Moxie, then looked at the few people around who were about to prick up their ears to listen, and immediately scared everyone back.
"Uh, let me take a closer look for you." Jun Moxie grabbed Dongfang Wenqing's hand, input a piece of heaven and earth aura into it, and then used the pure vitality of the power of wood to pass through his body, and then took out one with great care. Small jade bottle: "Take one pill a day for half a month; within half a month... do not have intercourse; after half a month... hehehe..."
Jun Moxie showed a manly smile, but Dongfang Wenqing snatched the jade bottle away. He slapped him on the head casually, and with a crisp sound, he picked up his uncle's airs, stared and reprimanded him: "You are so young, what are you thinking about? This kind of unrefined thing, thanks to you You have to relish it! It seems that your reputation as the number one dandy in the capital is really well-deserved! I have to tell your mother and let her teach you a lesson!"
The other hand was like a weasel who stole a chicken, and he took the jade bottle into his bosom with such a speed that it could not cover his ears and steal the bell...
When he said this, his voice was very loud; more than 100 people at the scene swiped, and more than 200 eyes looked at Jun Moxie like searchlights, their eyes were full of exploration, obviously they all wanted to know what this little guy said. , to be reprimanded by the elder!
It must be a very unbearable thing! Otherwise, why would the uncle hate iron so badly and reprimand him in public
Jun Moxie immediately became angry, I've never seen such a person who doesn't know what's good and what's wrong! I kindly helped you solve the difficulties of your life, and you just kept silent after getting the benefits, but you actually pushed me to the embarrassing stage in order to cover up your own embarrassment
Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the uncle can bear it and the aunt can't bear it.
Since you can't bear it, then there is no need to bear it anymore!
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes, and approached mysteriously: "Uncle, you only need to cooperate with other actions and formulas after you take the medicine, then you will be safe, maybe when I come again, you may The sons and daughters are in groups... "
"Is there any specific movements and formulas?" Dongfang Wenqing was startled for a moment. Just now I was still secretly happy, but I finally gave this kid a good meal, and I managed to save my face, and most importantly, I got a huge benefit... I didn't expect to blink my eyes yet. It's just pouring a ladle of cold water on him, and I've just made a fool of him, with this kid's character of vengeance, how could he let himself go? He couldn't help saying vigilantly: "What conditions do you have? Tell me clearly!"
"Conditions?" Jun Moxie exclaimed injustice: "Do I still have to say conditions to your old man? Since you regard me as such a villain, then I don't need to say anything! You have made me sad and wronged... I With enthusiasm and full of gratitude, I want to help you solve... "
"It was my fault! It was my fault, uncle was wrong, uncle was wrong..." Dongfang Wenqing quickly covered his mouth, apologized repeatedly, and asked with a salivating face: "Good nephew, what are the movements and formulas? You Hurry up and tell uncle!"
"Forget it, who told you to be my uncle... Everyone, I'll tell you." Jun Moxie sighed helplessly, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"What a good boy! Uncle, thank you very much!" Dongfang Wenqing was overjoyed.
Leaning close to Master Dongfang's ear, Jun Moxie tried his best to make his voice inaudible: "... this movement... requires... volleying... um... maybe a bit tired, you have to persevere... yes, hang upside down... yes right… "
Dongfang Wenqing nodded again and again, frowning seriously, remembering with all his heart, for fear of missing a single word and ruining the event.
"There is also a formula...you listen carefully, memorize it carefully... You have to coordinate your movements, yes, the formula is like this... one two three four, two two three four. Yin and Yang are in harmony, and there is nothing wrong with the universe;... one, two, three, four, Two, two, three, four; change the position, do it again..." Jun Moxie taught in a serious manner, Dongfang Wenqing memorized and recited it wholeheartedly, so anxious that his forehead was almost sweating...
I'm getting old, and my memory is not good... Fortunately, it's not very long, and it's easy to remember...
Just after Jun Moxie finished reading, Dongfang Wenqing was still frowning and muttering; Jun Moxie kindly asked: "Do you remember?"
Dongfang Wenqing frowned and stood up, without saying a word, hurriedly walked out with a sullen face and majesty. He strode straight to the study room. It seems that a good memory is not as good as a bad pen. I have memorized it, but in case I forget it, it is safest to write it down...
"Huh? Mo Xie, what did your uncle do?" Dongfang Wenjian sat up and asked suspiciously.
"Eh... probably drank a little too much, let's go to the latrine..." Jun Moxie chuckled. The next step is to solve the matter of Dongfang Wenjian, but Dongfang Wenjian is much more honest. After receiving the elixir, he began to thank him a thousand times. Jun Moxie naturally didn't teach any nonsense "movements and Phrases"...
It can be seen from this, people, it is better to be honest.
Let you make me embarrass myself again!
Although you are my uncle, I will not spare you when it is time for me to rectify...
Jun Moxie was proud of himself, he shrugged his shoulders, and laughed silently, and later he directly held his stomach, patted his thigh, and laughed wildly.
boom!
A chicken bone flew over and hit him on the head, Jun Moxie looked up in surprise, and saw the old lady Dongfang's face was flushed, she looked at him fiercely, and cursed bitterly: "Little bastard! What are you smirking at?"
"Ah... I'm not smiling at all..." Jun Moxie touched his head, grinned and sat down.
The old lady looked at him sullenly, and suddenly spit out a mouthful of wine in her mouth with a "poof!", coughed, blushed, and cursed angrily and helplessly: "You This kid is too narrow..."
It turned out that the old lady heard...
In fact, there are only two people here who heard it: Mei Xueyan and the old lady; these two people have the highest skill, but Mei Xueyan is a girl of Huanghua after all, so they don't understand what it means, but the old lady is someone who has experienced it... Cough cough...
ahem...
Jun Moxie rubbed his head and giggled twice. Quickly lower your head to eat, drink, honestly, like that, but very well-behaved.
"Mother, what's the matter with you?" Dongfang Wenxin looked at his mother blankly. She was sitting next to her just now, and she was almost sprayed all over...
"You lazy son! But you have to teach it well. When you go back, you must pay close attention to it. This kid is really naughty! When it's time to beat him, don't be soft-handed. Just beat him hard, this kid can handle it. !" The old lady calmed down, but she was still a little angry.
I heard it... But that matter... There is no way to remind me... How can I let myself, a mother, remind me of this kind of thing
This grandson is really narrow-minded...
"Mo Xie is so obedient, how can he be disobedient?" Dongfang Wenxin frowned, and said heartbroken, "I don't want to beat the child... I remember when he was naughty when I was young, I slapped his little butt, and I fell off my heart in pain." I cried for days..."
The old lady who was struck by the thunder rolled her eyes, unable to do anything.
This matter... until a long time later... someday...
Dongfang Wenjian saw that his eldest brother was twisting his waist and turning back and forth facing the morning light in the garden, but he didn't understand what it meant, so he stepped forward and asked, "Brother, what are you doing?"
"Exercise your waist strength!" Dongfang Wenqing said without raising his eyelids: "Second brother, how many are you pregnant with?" The brothers and sisters had the same problem, so naturally they talked about everything.