"Ahem, there are already five puffed up...Brother. I heard that you have a lot of them? My mother's coke has broken recently, and Mo Xie's medicine is really effective..." Dongfang Wenjian touched his nose, still a little uncomfortable Sorry, but the excitement in his tone couldn't be concealed.
"That's right, there are already seven little guys who are about to be born...haha," Dongfang Wenqing laughed a few times complacently, then sighed, and said, "This boy Mo Xie, the method you gave is really good. But I'm really tired... Although the women are not heavy, they weigh more than a hundred catties; for half an hour, I still have to recite the mantra, so tired... I'm not the only one, oh, so Too many wives... But it's worth it anyway."
Dongfang Wenqing twisted her waist, turned her buttocks, and looked at Dongfang Wenjian enviously: "Second brother, you are several years younger than me, and it works... your waist doesn't hurt right?"
"Tired? Heavy? A formula?" Dongfang Wenjian asked strangely, "Brother, what are you talking about?"
"Huh?" Dongfang Wenqing looked at him, and said casually, "That's what Mo Xie said, the secret method of giving birth..."
"..." Dongfang Wenjian was speechless: "Is there any way? Isn't it better to take medicine?"
"Huh?... What?!"
Dongfang Wenqing immediately stopped moving, froze in place like a mummy, slowly turned his head, and suddenly grabbed Dongfang Wenjian by the collar, gritted his teeth and roared, "Second brother, what are you talking about? What did you say?"
Dongfang Wenjian was startled, his whole body was lifted off the ground, he rolled his eyes in fear and said, "I... I... didn't say anything..."
"You said it clearly!" Dongfang Wenqing roared as if his whole body was about to explode, "Say it again!"
"Say... say what?"
"You're still pretending to be confused... You damned... tell me now... How did Mo Xie tell you back then..." Dongfang Wenqing lowered his voice, and jumped out of his teeth. come out this sentence...
"No... no way... he just gave me a few pills... one a day, forbidden to have intercourse for half a month, after half a month... it will be completely cured..." Dongfang Wenjian cried out injustice, kicking his feet in the air : "Brother, put me down quickly, cough cough... I'm about to suffocate to death..."
puff!
Dongfang Wenjian landed heavily on the ground, rolling and crawling for a few feet, looking back, the eldest brother was maintaining the posture just now, standing there fixedly, motionless, like a bronze statue...
"Er... big brother, are you... all right?" Dongfang Wenjian said cautiously.
"roll… "
Dongfang Wenqing roared loudly, with a long and long air, and the mountains and ravines echoed at the same time, screaming! Dongfang Wenjian fled...
After a long, long time...
It was only from a distance that I heard a person shouting from the original position: "Jun Moxie... ah... you... little bastard, little bastard, you little brat... ah Ahh... If I don't... I have to... I... ah... "
With this hysterical roar. I heard the sound of bang bang bang, it seemed that someone was madly falling, smashing madly... until tomorrow, everyone found that the whole garden was completely scrapped... not to mention the flowers, trees and artificial hills, there was not even a complete grass root...
At this time, the old lady is counting with her fingers in the room. In a few months, she will probably add a dozen or so dolls... The Oriental family finally doesn't have to worry about lack of successors...
Unlimited gratification!
Hearing the roar of the elder son coming from the direction of the garden, he couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Why did I give birth to such a stupid son? It took me so long to realize... My son is really slow... Alas, what did those girls do?" Life is really slow, making a few doll clothes, is it so strenuous?"
After thinking about it, he burst into laughter and murmured to himself: "This is really good, the population is booming all of a sudden, it's really thanks to Mo Xie..."
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And Jun Moxie, on the morning of the second day after leaving behind the pill and the "mouth formula", Wenxin with Mei Xueyan and his mother Dongfang, left the Dongfang family, and set foot on the way home...
Next, what Jun Moxie needs to consider is how to deal with Fengxue Yincheng!
It was only after I came out that I realized that there was already a commotion in the Jianghu, and wherever I went, it seemed like a pot was boiling...
On the way home, Jun Moxie and Mei Xueyan accidentally discovered too many people from the Three Great Sacred Lands, the number seems to be much more than the ninety people last time...
It seems that the revenge of the Three Great Sacred Grounds has already started in full swing, not only to deal with Mei Xueyan, but also to deal with Chu Qihun!
During this journey, the great achievements of Chu Qihun are discussed everywhere, and the killer supreme is praised everywhere. The heroic deeds and glorious image of the Killer Supreme Chu Weeping Soul are already well-known to everyone!
Every day that passes, as long as there is no news that Chu Qihun has been successfully sniped in the three holy places, the whole Jianghu will continue to admire him!
Now Chu Qihun has become the first powerful idol-level figure in the Xuanxuan Continent for so many years!
The prestige of the reputation is simply earth-shattering! Like the first blast of thunder in spring, it rolls in and out, shaking the sky and the earth, and the vast sky is calmed down!
In particular, it was also compiled into a folk song, which was sung everywhere and lasted for a long time!
To be a human being is to be the soul of Chu Qi, and the power is incomparable in the world; whoever stands shoulder to shoulder in the past and the present, is the only killer!
These are the first four sentences that were first recited, but then another four sentences were added by the good-for-nothing: After killing the mortal world and killing the Holy Land, beheading the Supreme Being for the whole night; retiring from the world to the Supreme City of the Sea of Blood, all of them will be weeping souls under the sword!
When Jun Moxie was eating when he heard this doggerel just now, suddenly there was a "ha", a small piece of pancake that he had just chewed in his mouth sprayed out like flowers, and then he rubbed his stomach and laughed like hell...
Dongfang Wenxin raised his eyebrows, he would be reprimanded for such a big breach of etiquette by the children of the aristocratic family, but in the blink of an eye, his daughter-in-law Mei Xueyan, who had always been prudent and dignified, was so happy that she almost trembled with laughter; The reserved image of the daughter's family is probably even more exaggerated than Jun Moxie...
"What's going on here? Why are you giggling for no reason?" Dongfang Wenxin frowned, looked at the two and asked.
"No... nothing hahaha... no haha... what..." Jun Moxie endured it again and again, but he couldn't bear it anymore, his whole body twitched, and he lay on the table and kept shaking; the teacups, plates, teapots, etc. on the table also trembled Got up, jingling sounded into a...
He is the person directly involved, so why doesn't he know how Chu Qihun's "fame" came about... one blame after another, and they are all extra-large and super-large! Carried the Holy Land of the Supreme Being, and at the beginning it was only carrying one, but now all three are carried on the shoulders, and they can't even be unloaded, that's called a porcelain solid...
If the black pot is such a tragedy, if he can not be famous, it will be a real strange thing!
However, in order to reduce the rate of attracting eyeballs, the three of them all disguised themselves a little bit. After all, there is Dongfang Wen's heart in this trip, but there is no chance of accidents, no more than when the two of them came, no matter how big the crisis is, they can escape at any time...
Now that the Three Great Sacred Lands are so powerful, they have to stay out of the way for now!
Although Dongfang Wenxin is already a mother of three children, her real age is over 40, and she should have been rather haggard due to frequent changes. However, she had been sleeping for ten years before, but because of the magical little tree, she continued to live. The face is still the same as it was ten years ago. The delicate face has not changed much, and it has added the grace and luxury of a middle-aged beautiful woman, but the corners of the eyebrows and eyes are still a little girlish and self-willed. .
Although it can't be said to be peerless, it can also be said to be brilliant; especially during this period of time, her son and daughter-in-law have been serving her around, which made her feel more comfortable. A lot of vitality, if you don't change up, you will be radiant when you come out, how can you keep a low profile
And Mei Xueyan is even more beautiful, rare in the world; if she goes on the road with her true colors, she may be able to follow many wild bees and butterflies along the way. Although she is not afraid, it is really annoying. Besides, if you don't guard against anything else, you have to be wary of the interception and killing of people in the three holy places at any time. Naturally, you have to be careful.
This day, I came to a small town. Jun Moxie and I walked this way a few days ago. It can be said that there were few people on that day. I almost thought I came to another town!
It turned out that during this period of time, due to the high-profile rise of Chu Qihun, many changes were caused, and people from the rivers and lakes came and went extremely frequently, even this small town was no exception.
Walking out of the small town, I drove forward for a while, the heavy snow gradually increased, Jun Moxie felt sorry for his mother. Seeing a small tavern by the side of the road, he plunged in to avoid the wind and snow temporarily.
This small tavern is located in a remote place, and its business is usually cold, and in this severe cold and heavy snow weather, the business is even more sluggish; but now, in the off-season when it was almost closed in previous years, this year's business is booming, and its wealth reaches Sanjiang. …
It can be seen that the appearance of a generation of idol Chu Qihun has directly driven the development of the economy and stimulated consumption...
That's right, there hasn't been a similar major event in the Jianghu for thousands of years. Once the rumor about Chu Qihun came out, how could many boring martial arts people not pay close attention to it? It can be said bluntly that the people running back and forth in the rivers and lakes are much more dedicated than the most dedicated paparazzi... In such a heavy snowstorm and freezing weather, the paparazzi will not come out...
Ask around, spread widely, gossips emerge in endlessly; catching wind and shadows, endless; all kinds of anecdotes, all come out; different versions of legends, the only thing in common is the protagonist Chu Qihun...
For example: the story that a generation of killers, Chu Qihun, and the three holy places have to tell...
The absolute inside story of the three holy places chasing and killing Chu Qihun—it turned out that the cause was just a chicken’s butt hair...
The Three Great Sacred Lands were furious, and the Killer Supreme wandered around the world—who is the stunning red-faced old lady who is crying behind her
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It is in full swing, vigorous and vigorous, chanting from mouth to mouth, thousands of rivers and mountains...