Si Yiyan looked at Wen Xinya while trying hard to hold back her laughter, but the laughter still leaked out from her tender and beautiful red lips from time to time. The smile on her face could not be stopped at all, but because of holding back the laughter, it twisted and twitched from time to time, which made her look even more ridiculous.
He said sullenly, "I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk!"
The strengthened tone and emphasis made his words sound unquestionable.
However, Wen Xinya was even more certain that Si Yiyan was drunk after hearing this: "Haha... I know that drunk people like to say that they are not drunk and that they can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."
He is drunk indeed.
Si Yiyan suddenly felt a little speechless, and he rubbed his forehead which was aching a little.
Wen Xinya laughed non-stop: "Si Yiyan, I didn't expect that you would be so cute and funny after getting drunk!"
To use the words of Zhou Tianyu and Xu Tongxuan, the most basic requirements for a male god are: being able to act smart and being cute.
Si Yiyan's recent macho show saw him acting smart and cute at the same time.
He really wasn't drunk. He had promised her in the private room that he would take off his clothes for her to see when they got home. As a man, he naturally had to keep his word.
Wen Xinya suddenly thought of a question, and she held his hand, her eyes fierce, and gritted her teeth at him: "You are still talking about me, you should not drink too much in the future, do you hear me clearly?"
If he got drunk at a social event and showed off his body in front of other women, wouldn't she be at a big loss
No, absolutely not!
Seeing that she finally stopped laughing, Si Yiyan's brain resumed thinking. He put his face in front of her and asked calmly, "Do I look drunk?"
As a man who claims to be able to drink a thousand times without getting drunk, he felt that he needed to clarify.
"Pfft—" Wen Xinya burst out laughing without giving any face: "Resemblance!"
After she finished speaking, she added: "It didn't look like that just now, but it looks like that now!"
After saying this, she showed signs of laughing again.
In fact, it was very difficult for her to laugh. Her temples felt bulging and painful, her eyes were dry, her mouth was sore, her intestines were knotted, and her stomach ached. These were all the aftereffects of laughing.
Si Yiyan rubbed his forehead and said in a calm voice: "Laughing down is a sign of death. Laughing down is a sign of death. This means that you can't laugh too loudly. If you laugh too loudly, you will die. When you laugh too loudly, your tongue won't touch the top of your head, and your body won't flow. Moreover, the body will vibrate violently, and your blood vessels will be easily disrupted and cut off, which is extremely dangerous."
Wen Xinya's smile got stuck in her throat. She didn't know whether to laugh or not. "I now believe that you are not drunk."
Si Yiyan smiled.
Wen Xinya suddenly burst into laughter again: "But your performance just now... Haha... was better than the macho show!"
Si Yiyan's whole body is full of explosive power. He is nothing like the men in those macho shows, whose muscles are entirely gained through gym training. There is no comparison between the two!
However, she was curious. Si Yiyan did not take the wrong medicine, was not drunk, and was not stimulated. Why was he so abnormal today
Si Yiyan held her and sat on the bed, then asked, "Which one is better looking, my body or Xu Chenyu's?"
He made a mistake today. He accidentally let her see someone else's man's body. Hmm! He should be more careful next time.
Wen Xinya was laughing intermittently, but when she heard his words, she stopped laughing. She looked at him in surprise, and then she remembered that at the party before, she accidentally saw Xu Chenyu's naked upper body and praised him, which made Si Yiyan jealous.
So, Si Yiyan is jealous of Xu Chenyu.
Then she thought of the time when Gu Junlin lost everything but his underwear. She was curious about their half-naked bodies and wanted to take a look, but Si Yiyan didn't allow her to. He also said that if she wanted to see, he would take them off for her at night, and she guaranteed that they would look better than Gu Junlin and the others.
So... this is why there is the "Macho Man Show" tonight.
Wen Xinya couldn't help wanting to laugh, so she rolled her eyes, thought for a moment, and replied, "Well... they're both pretty, but..."
When Si Yiyan heard the words “same beautiful”, he couldn’t help but feel jealous. He still remembered the first time he bought clothes for her, he bought size 7. The fanatical love she showed for his body at that time was still vivid in his mind. It’s not just that... Every time they made love at night, her hands would always caress his body and even kiss his body.
However, his mind raced, and when he heard the last two words, which represented the word "but", his mood suddenly changed: "But what?"
Wen Xinya threw herself into his arms and whispered, "I only like your body."
No matter how good Xu Chenyu's figure is, she is just admiring him and will not have any impure fantasies.
Si Yiyan suddenly threw her onto the bed, holding her whole body beneath him: "So...are you satisfied with what you just saw?"
He remembered that she had not answered the question just now.
Wen Xinya couldn't help but chuckled: "Although your lines are the ones that appear more than 70% of the time in those melodramatic eight o'clock idol dramas and naive and overbearing CEO novels, and are overused by the male protagonists, but... I am really satisfied with everything I just saw."
Si Yiyan seemed dissatisfied with her answer. He frowned slightly and asked, "Are you just quite satisfied?"
He remembered that Wen Xinya had previously praised Xu Chenyu for his good figure.
Wen Xinya couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter: "I'm not just quite satisfied, I'm very, especially, extremely satisfied! This is fine, right?"
How could a grown man be so petty and cunning, and quibble over every little thing
Si Yiyan finally smiled, but he was not satisfied: "From now on, you are not allowed to look at other men's bodies, let alone praise other men's bodies. Remember, don't look at, say, or listen to anything indecent."
If she dared to forget, well... He thought that Mr. Mo would be happy to raise his granddaughter to be a well-mannered lady.
Wen Xinya couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. It turned out that she was still fussing over this matter. Just because she praised Xu Chenyu, he was so persistent: "I'll try my best!"
It doesn't matter whether she looks or not, she is not interested in other men's bodies.
But how could such an answer satisfy Si Yiyan: "Only try your best?"
Wen Xinya was a little annoyed, and glared at him and said, "Si Yiyan, that's enough, don't push it any further! After all, I accidentally saw another man's body today, and it's still your fault. It wasn't me who took the initiative to see it."
If he hadn't suggested playing dice and the loser had to take off clothes, she wouldn't have seen Xu Chenyu's body.
Seeing that he was annoyed, Si Yiyan stopped pestering him, but the physical entanglement came suddenly, and the temperature in the room became hot and lingering in an instant.
So, in the following loving and affectionate moments, Wen Xinya surrendered to Si Yiyan and promised that she "definitely" would never look at another man's body again.
Therefore, smart men always know how to be roundabout.
Instead of fighting to the death on one issue!