This time, I'm dead...
The demon woman Ruonan felt that after Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, time and space stood still. The air in the camp was filled with a dangerous atmosphere of tension. It seemed that in the next second, she would hear the Wuxi Miao chieftain get furious and order people to take the man down and chop him up to feed the dogs.
Wuxi Miao Tusi was furious and buried eleven people in the belly of a dog...
In this short moment, the enchanting woman Ruonan even thought about her own funeral arrangements...
"presumptuous!"
The little girl next to Madam Yilan was stunned by Zhu Ping's scolding. She was stunned for a second before she reacted. She hurriedly scolded in a tender voice, like a kitten whose tail was stepped on, with its fur standing on end.
Zhu Ping'an turned a deaf ear and completely ignored the angry little girl. He even calmly stretched out his little finger to clean his ear and gently blew away the non-existent earwax.
“You…” Seeing this, the little girl became even more angry.
"Butterfly, move a seat for him." Before the little maid could speak, Madam Yilan at the side spoke up, and lightly instructed the little maid, Butterfly, to move a chair for Zhu Ping'an.
"My Lord..."
Butterfly was a little upset. She felt that Zhu Ping'an was so rude that his wife even wanted to move his seat for him.
"Go quickly." Madam Yilan glared at her.
"Yes, sir." Butterfly accepted the order reluctantly, moved a chair to the side, came to Zhu Ping'an with a look of displeasure on her face, and put the chair heavily on the ground with a bang.
"Here!" After putting down the seat, Butterfly glared at Zhu Ping'an and said in a bad mood.
"Tsk tsk tsk... It's already late fall and winter, the weather is getting colder, and this chair seems to be missing a tiger skin cushion..."
Zhu Ping'an glanced at the seat, curled the corners of his mouth, clicked his tongue a few times, and looked at people with disdain.
The evil woman Ruonan standing by couldn't bear it any longer and kicked Zhu Ping'an without leaving any trace!
Zhu Pingan! Did you take the wrong medicine?! You are an old man and arsenic - you think your life is too long, right?!
Just now you acted like an official and asked Miao Man to move a seat for you. You were already on the verge of death! Fortunately, the female chieftain was magnanimous and didn't bother you. She even had someone move a seat for you!
Now the seats have been moved in, why don’t you sit down quickly and obediently? What else do you want? ! Why do you want a tiger-skin cushion? ! Zhu Ping’an, is your butt made of gold? ! You still want a tiger-skin cushion? !
no!
I have to do something!
The demon woman Ruonan thought so, and when she glanced at the seat beside her, her eyes suddenly lit up. She hurried forward and wiped the seat with her sleeves. She put on the posture of a lackey and said to Zhu Pingan with gritted teeth, "Sir, please sit down."
As he spoke, he secretly glared at Zhu Ping'an, hinting that Zhu Ping'an should just take advantage of the situation.
"Alas... I have been so busy lately that I have become ill from overwork. My waist cannot stand the cold..."
Zhu Ping'an seemed to be blind. He turned a blind eye to the crazy hints of the evil woman Ruonan and continued to be picky.
"Thank you for your hard work, sir. Let me massage your waist for you." The charming girl Ruonan came forward attentively and bent down to massage Zhu Ping'an's waist.
In the eyes of Miao Man, the evil woman Ruonan is a complete lackey.
But in reality, the demon girl Ruonan bent over and put her hands on Zhu Ping'an's waist. She didn't rub him, but pinched him...
"Your waist can't stand the cold, that's because your kidneys are not good! Zhu Ping'an, what on earth do you want to do? Have you taken your medicine?! Are you really going to kill everyone? I've never seen you be so capable before. When you were in the county government office, you sat on a chair, and I didn't see you asking for a tiger-skin cushion! And when you were at the construction site, you sat directly on the ground... I didn't see you complain about the dirt or the cold?!"
The evil woman Ruonan bent over with a beautiful smile on her face, but she was actually gritting her teeth and scolding in a low voice.
"Yeah, not bad... A little to the right, yeah, a little more to the right..." Zhu Ping'an looked very happy, but his mouth was actually twitching. From an angle that no one else could see, Zhu Ping'an whispered to the demon girl Ruonan, "What did you eat to grow up? Don't use so much force, I'm almost pinching off your meat..."
"You deserve it." The evil woman Ruonan gritted her teeth and as she spoke, she increased the strength in her hands.
"You are so smart but so ignorant! I am just bluffing! The more arrogant and domineering I am, the more afraid they will be. The more they will believe that we have tens of thousands of troops outside, the safer we will be! On the contrary, if I am humble and polite, they will think that I am showing cowardice and will doubt the strength of our army outside. Then we will be in real danger..." Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched and he could not help but scold in a low voice.
"Uh...really?" The enchantress Ruonan was stunned when she heard that.
"Remove the 'ma'! Of course it's true. You are short-sighted and yet you refuse to admit it. Did you notice where that girl named Butterfly got the chair from? It was right next to them. They prepared it in advance! I saw it as soon as I entered the camp! This just shows that they are afraid of us! Otherwise, why do you think I asked for the chair without saying anything? I just wanted to make them more afraid! Believe it or not, if I hadn't asked for the chair forcefully, they might have become suspicious by now!"
Zhu Ping'an pulled the corner of his mouth and spoke slowly.
"If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself! Remember, we have 50,000 strong soldiers stationed in the surrounding mountains and fields, and have surrounded the Miao barbarians!" Zhu Ping'an looked at the witch Ruonan with burning eyes and said meaningfully.
If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself!
Is it possible?!
When the demon woman Ruonan heard this, she was stunned. After a moment, she seemed to understand something and looked at Zhu Pingan deeply.
"Anyone who comes is a guest! We Miao people are the most hospitable. We should accommodate the guests. Don't let people say that we Miao people don't know etiquette. Butterfly, go and get the tiger skin I have spread out and make chairs for the guests." Madam Yilan glanced at Zhu Ping'an, turned her head and said lightly to the maid named Butterfly beside her.
"Madam, that's the tiger skin you laid out... How could he have deserved it..." Upon hearing that, Butterfly opened her mouth in surprise, shook her head vigorously, and refused with a reluctant look on her face.
"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan glared at her.
Madam's order could not be disobeyed, so Butterfly stamped her feet and turned to get the tiger skin. Soon she got it and came to Zhu Ping'an with a face full of resentment. She spread the tiger skin on the chair angrily. After spreading it, she glared at Zhu Ping'an and said with puffed cheeks, "Please sit down! Be careful, the tiger skin is soft, don't hurt your old waist!"
She wasn't giving a warning at all; it was obvious that she was hoping Zhu Ping'an would sprain his waist.
"Well, it's okay, just sit here and make do with it."
Under Butterfly's resentful gaze, Zhu Ping'an looked critically at the tiger-skin mat, commented leisurely, then sat down, shook his butt, and said, "Comfortable."
The butterfly is about to explode...