"I have taken my seat. You may come and pay your respects to me."
After Zhu Ping'an sat down, he glanced at the Miao barbarians, curled the corners of his mouth slightly, and spoke slowly.
"You still want us to pay you a visit? You are so shameless!" Butterfly heard this, her chest heaving with anger.
The Miao people were also filled with indignation.
"Alas, you don't even know etiquette, no wonder others call you barbarians..." Zhu Ping'an glanced at Butterfly and shook his head in sorrow.
"You Han people are the real barbarians, the biggest barbarians..." Butterfly stomped her feet in anger.
"Mr. Zhu, right? I wonder what brings you here?" Mrs. Yilan asked softly.
"Hey, look, I almost forgot about the important things because of the disturbance by you girls." Zhu Ping'an glanced at Butterfly again.
"You're the one who's causing all the trouble, and you blame me..." Butterfly was so angry when she heard that that she almost choked.
"It's all because you don't know etiquette, and you blame me for being troublesome..." Zhu Ping'an imitated the tone of Butterfly.
"You..." Butterfly was so angry that she was about to explode.
"Lord Zhu, you didn't come here to tease my maid, right?" Madam Yilan took a deep breath, stared at Zhu Ping'an with her weather-beaten eyes, and spoke softly.
"Ahem, teasing?! Why do you say that, Chief?! Don't smear me. I am an upright gentleman who can remain calm and unmoved!" Zhu Ping'an coughed and shook his head vigorously.
"A gentleman?! Haha..." Madam Yilan snorted, and pointed meaningfully at the enchantress Ruonan beside Zhu Ping'an with her eyes, a sarcastic arc appearing at the corner of her mouth.
Madam Yilan is old and has sharp eyes. Although the seductress Ruo Nan is skilled in disguising herself as a man, she is exposed in Madam Yilan's eyes.
War is a matter of great importance to a state, a matter of life and death, and the key to survival or destruction.
You never forget to have fun even when you are on the march or fighting, and you bring your women along with you. How can you be so upright and not be tempted by women? !
Oh!
Madam Yilan looked at Zhu Ping'an sarcastically, snorted, and said nothing more. Everything was self-evident.
The demon girl Ruonan subconsciously shrank back. This old lady's eyes were so poisonous. She actually saw through my disguise? !
The shrinkage of the demon woman Ruonan made Madam Yilan feel confirmed, and the curve of her mouth became even bigger.
"Ahem, let's stop talking nonsense and get back to the topic." Zhu Ping'an coughed and said seriously.
"Then please tell me your purpose, Lord Zhu." Madam Yilan curled her lips and said slowly.
"The Wuxi Miao tribe is facing imminent extinction. This official has come here to save the chieftain and the entire Wuxi Miao tribe."
Zhu Pingan said with a serious face.
"What?! The genocide?! How ridiculous!"
"absurd!"
"What nonsense!"
"You are here to save us even though you are going to destroy our clan? You are so arrogant, aren't you afraid that the wind will blow away your dog tongue?"
As soon as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the Wuxi Miao people around him became excited, as if a temple had been blown up, especially Lady Yilan's personal maid Butterfly, who glared at Zhu Ping'an.
The charming woman Ruonan beside Zhu Ping'an lowered her head and rolled her eyes at an angle that no one could see. She was secretly criticizing Zhu Ping'an, "What a nerd! Your opening remarks were simply copied from a book. In ancient times, lobbyists would often use this opening remark when they tried to persuade others: "The general is in imminent danger, don't you know it? I'm here to save the general..."
Sure enough, the next second, the enchanting woman Ruonan heard Madam Yilan's chuckle, "Lord Zhu's opening remarks are so familiar... Could it be the opening remarks that are so common among lobbyists in the "Records of the Grand Historian"?!"
Look, nerd, you've made a fool of yourself, you've been exposed in front of others... ... The seductive woman Ruonan couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth when she heard Madam Yilan's chuckle, and even blushed slightly for Zhu Ping'an.
"That's right." Zhu Ping'an looked calm and nodded seriously.
The nerd actually admitted it openly, not feeling ashamed at all, he is really thick-skinned...
The evil woman Ruonan couldn't help but complain in her heart.
When Mrs. Yilan saw Zhu Ping'an admit it, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up, "Your skill has only reached that point."
"Tusi, do you know why such sentences appear so many times in the Records of the Grand Historian?!" Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.
"Please give me some advice, Lord Zhu." Madam Yilan curled the corners of her mouth.
"Because history always repeats itself, some people are always dying without knowing it..."
Zhu Ping'an looked at Madam Yilan with burning eyes and said lightly.
Madam Yilan was stunned for a moment, then chuckled, "Master Zhu said that the Wuxi Miao people are in imminent danger of extermination. This is really alarmist. I wonder what evidence Master Zhu has?!"
"That's right! The corrupt official is exaggerating!" Butterfly immediately echoed.
"You're just making alarmist remarks? Haha... My fifty thousand strong army has been deployed in the surrounding mountains and plains, surrounding your camp. You can't escape even if you have wings. With just one order, your entire clan will be wiped out."
Zhu Ping'an sneered and said confidently, he stretched out his right hand and clenched his fist, then slowly stretched out his palm, opened his mouth and blew a breath into his palm, as if he could destroy everything in the midst of laughter and chat.
"Fifty thousand troops?! No wonder there are Ming dogs everywhere..."
"Fifty thousand..."
The Wuxi Miao people around here couldn't help but change color when they heard this, and they looked towards the surrounding mountains and fields nervously.
Our entire clan has only over 38,000 people, including the old, the young, women and children. There are only over 10,000 young and strong men who can fight. How can we defeat the 50,000 strong army of the Ming dogs
"Fifty thousand?! Lord Zhu is such a joke. I know exactly how many officials and soldiers you have in Jingnan. There are only a hundred of them! I also know exactly how many civilians there are in Jingnan. The last time the Japanese pirates invaded, Jingnan County was in danger, and Lord Zhu only mobilized two or three thousand civilians, right?? I guess Lord Zhu only organized two thousand and three thousand civilians today, right?! Lord Zhu actually dared to boast that the Chen army has fifty thousand troops! Haha, Lord Zhu is not afraid of blowing his teeth off by talking too much!"
Madam Yilan sneered.
Hearing this, the demon woman Ruonan, who was lowering her head, couldn't help but change her expression. This old lady is really amazing. She guessed our strengths and weaknesses at once. This is really troublesome. I wonder how the nerd will deal with it? !
"The chieftain asked how many people there are in Jingnan. I'll tell you, there were originally 100,000 people in Jingnan. Recently, due to the flood, another 180,000 refugees have fled to Jingnan. There are a total of 280,000 people in Jingnan! If we recruit young and strong people, I can easily recruit 180,000 young and strong people!"
"However, since I am called a general, I am not an ordinary citizen. Since the chieftain knows Jingnan very well, I think he should also know that I am only the temporary magistrate of Jingnan. My actual position is the assistant magistrate of the Zhejiang Provincial Criminal Investigation Department, and my responsibilities are to be in charge of military training in Zhejiang. Jingnan has few soldiers, how many soldiers are there in Zhejiang?! Do you know?! A mere 50,000 is just a drop in the bucket."
"I have already reached the fifth rank at a young age, and have been granted the power to submit secret memorials to the emperor. My future is limitless. If I were not absolutely sure, why would I risk my life?!"
Zhu Ping'an leaned back comfortably in his chair, tapping his crossed legs, and spoke to Madam Yilan with a look of contempt.
Madam Yilan couldn't help but tremble! She looked at Zhu Ping'an with fear in her eyes.
Forgot!! As the deputy director of the Zhejiang Provincial Criminal and Surveillance Commissioner's Office, Zhu Ping'an was indeed responsible for training the troops!
It is not difficult to organize an army of 50,000!
Just like he said, if he didn't have 50,000 troops to back him up, how could he dare to risk his life to enter our camp?! Also, he was fearless as soon as he arrived, as if he was going on a spring outing, which was further evidence.