Ren Baqian and the Empress originally thought that coming back to celebrate the New Year this time was to enjoy the atmosphere of the New Year and spend another two leisurely days.
However, it turns out that they definitely thought too much.
The Empress, the niece, daughter-in-law, nephew-in-law, and grand-daughter-in-law who has been praised by her mother for several years, who has only been known by her name for several years, has finally shown her face, and it is no longer just such an amazing photo.
From the first day of the Lunar New Year, almost all of Ren Baqian's seven aunts, eight aunts, fifth uncles, third uncles and second uncles visited Ren's house in person. People coming and going in and out are like the gates of Lancheng.
In name, of course, they came to drop by.
In fact, they came to watch.
Obviously, I would go to my uncle's house on the first day of the new year, and my two aunts' house on the fourth and fifth day of the new year, but now everything has changed.
After two days, even Ren Baqian couldn't take it anymore, and fled with the Empress.
As for the two flying riders, they bought a plane ticket, threw a bank card loaded with 100,000 yuan, gave them a strict warning, and let them start a brand new flying riding adventure.
The two flying knights were naturally overjoyed, they had listened to those two idiots bragging for a year, and now it was finally their turn.
The two felt that if there were no wonderful things, they would be sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth.
Different from the previous two, the goal of these two was not to return to the magic city...
Naturally, Ren Baqian didn't know what kind of trouble the two of them would create for him.
He was squatting in the pit right now, and after finding a place to squat in the pit, he and the empress went back to Dayao. This time he stayed for five full days, and there was not much time left.
When he finished relaxing and wiped his butt with a paper, his expression changed drastically.
He actually touched a fleshy ball through the paper...it still hurts...could it be the legendary hemorrhoid? Could it be that he will also become a person with hemorrhoids in the future
Thinking of such a future, Ren Baqian suddenly shuddered.
Although it is said that ten men have nine hemorrhoids and ten women have ten hemorrhoids, but Ren Baqian has been smiling at Feng Yunqi, when his college roommates washed their buttocks with potassium permanganate every night, he always had a smile full of "goodwill".
However, when all this happened to him, he was completely dumbfounded.
How could I have such a problem that makes people feel extremely painful, fidgeting and even doubting life!
Has anyone seen any master get hemorrhoids
Think about it, if Qiao Feng suddenly suffered from hemorrhoids when he was in Juxianzhuang...
Think about when Huashan was discussing swords, many masters twisted and twisted up to the peak with chrysanthemums in their hands...the decisive battle at the top of Huashan...and then each of them found a place to apply hemorrhoid cream
Think about Xiao Yan covering his buttocks and saying with a distorted expression: "Don't bully the young and poor..."
Think about when Han Paopao fought side by side with Nangong Wan in the cave to face the evil dragon... Then he shouted: "Help me for five minutes first!" He quickly ran to find a place behind Nangong Wan to take off his pants and wipe his hemorrhoid medicine
For example, during the last battle between Wang Chao and GOD, his whole body was full of energy and blood, hammer after hammer, and then the lower body spurted blood directly
Can I still watch this drama
How did it become like this when it was my turn
Ren Baqian's heart was broken.
Since putting on the pants, the pain in Chrysanthemum has been one after another.
When he walked out of the toilet with a pale face and walked out of the toilet with his legs aside, the empress was waiting in the distance.
The location of the two is a restaurant, originally planned to eat something to go to the bathroom and then go out to find a place to go back directly.
I didn't expect such a huge change to happen! It was a doomsday disaster!
"What's the matter?" Seeing that his complexion was not good, the empress asked lightly.
"It's nothing!" Ren Baqian trembled, he couldn't tell the empress that his chrysanthemums were blooming, could he? I can't say it!
"Go back?" The empress didn't say anything when she saw him, and didn't ask.
"I can't go back... I want to check something." Ren Baqian looked like he wanted to cry, and then quickly checked the map. He walked all the way, not daring to take a step beyond thirty centimeters, and quickly stomped towards the go forward.
Don't dare to step too big, it hurts! ! !
"Drugstore...Ma Yinglong...Drugstore...Ma Yinglong..." Ren Baqian nervously looked at the map on his phone, looking for the pharmacy not far ahead.
He has never felt that time is so important.
In the past, all kinds of things were done two or three hours in advance, and then I just waited to travel through the world. But now, it is possible to go back at any time, there may be one minute, ten minutes, or even half an hour, because he has never calculated the time so accurately.
Now he has to race against time to go to the pharmacy to buy hemorrhoid cream, and he has no time to spend more time online to learn what to do if he gets hemorrhoids!
When he saw the pharmacy he was looking for appeared on the side of the road more than ten meters ahead, his face finally revealed an expression of excitement. He turned his head to look at the Empress, and saw that she was following him silently.
Seeing Ren Baqian turned around, the Empress looked at him with a puzzled expression: "Why are you walking so strangely? Are you injured? How did you do it?"
Ren Baqian squeezed out a dry smile: "A small problem, it will be resolved soon."
Following Ren Baqian's words, the air around him began to fluctuate regularly, and the empress quickly grabbed Ren Baqian's arm.
When Ren Baqian realized that the scenery in front of him had changed, his expression suddenly changed.
I didn't even have time! I didn't even buy hemorrhoid cream!
"What happened?" the Empress asked, narrowing her eyes.
"It's really nothing serious, Your Majesty don't need to worry about it!" Ren Baqian said with a green face.
"Why is it so weird all of a sudden!" The empress looked puzzled, she was fine a moment ago, but after Ren Baqian went to the toilet, she became like this.
After finally fooling the empress, Ren Baqian walked back after saying goodbye, wondering if there is such a disease as hemorrhoids in this world, and the doctor's office wonders if there is a way.
After much deliberation, Ren Baqian had no idea.
Looking at the guards behind him, Ren Baqian gritted his teeth and asked: "Shi Hu... I want to ask you something!"
"Fufu Zhang, what's the matter?" Shi Hu stepped forward and asked.
"Do you know about hemorrhoids?" Ren Baqian said with a look of embarrassment.
"I only know about arrow sores!" Shi Hu said with a serious expression.
"Then do you know that Chrysanthemum is ill!"
"What kind of flower is a chrysanthemum?"
"Forget it...it's okay!" Ren Baqian sighed.
Back in the room, I lay down on the bed and started tossing and turning, it hurts!
This night, he discovered many problems that he had never paid attention to before.
For example, some people always say that the chrysanthemum is tight, when will the chrysanthemum be tight? Ren Baqian never paid attention to it before, but now he knows it, when he releases water, he will! Not only will it be tight once, but it will be tight twice and three times!
Every time the chrysanthemum tightens, the feeling, the sourness... makes Ren Baqian feel so painful.
For example, coughing, Ren Baqian never thought that he would tense up when he coughed!
For example, when getting up, does anyone know that there will be a tightness when getting up
Ren Baqian experienced everything this night.
He was half asleep and half awake that night, and he woke up late the next day, so he sent the guards to the school to give the students a holiday.
He felt he must go to the physician's office.
Otherwise, this day is really impossible!