The Empress’s Gigolo

Chapter 587: An embarrassing coincidence, but fortunately the ending is not bad!

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"Change another car!" Ren Baqian looked at the horned bull led by the guards, hesitated for a few times but did not have the courage to climb up.

In the end, he changed into a large four-wheeled bullock cart and left the palace all the way, heading for the doctor's office in a mighty way.

Ren Baqian was fidgeting in the bullock cart and bumped for a long time before arriving near the doctor's office, but the guards in front stopped suddenly.

"Rang Rang! Ren Fu's car, please stop staring, Rang Rang!"

"What's going on?" Ren Baqian opened the curtain and asked.

"It's Lord Tong and Lord Qin's personal guards blocking the door of the doctor's bureau!"

"Oh?" Ren Baqian didn't expect Tong Zhenye and Qin Chuan to be in the doctor's bureau.

Fortunately, the carriage moved on quickly, Ren Baqian looked to both sides, and he could still see five or six burly men on one side with rounded eyes and murderous gazes.

Obviously, the murderous intent was not aimed at himself, but at another group of people.

The Patriarch's relationship is not good, so the guards below are naturally trying to kill each other with their eyes.

Ignore them, business matters.

The bullock cart moved forward a few more steps and then stopped. Ren Baqian carefully got out of the cart, tried to put his legs aside, and walked into the doctor's office step by step.

"My lord, which doctor are you looking for?" Shi Hu asked from the side.

Ren Baqian stood in the same place with a thoughtful expression on his face, how could he know which doctor to seek? He didn't even know if the medical bureau could cure this problem. How can I express the question I want to ask so that the other party can understand it without too much reaction

Then Ren Baqian heard Qin Chuan's wild laughter coming from the courtyard next door: "Old man, take a few steps to see if you have nothing to do!"

"Of course the old man is fine!" Tong Zhenye snorted coldly.

"Your steps are like those of Daxia's girls! Tong Shangshu from the Ministry of Industry... Hahahahahaha!" Qin Chuan burst out laughing.

"Hmph, if you're okay, why don't you take a few steps?" Tong Zhenye immediately retorted.

"Of course the old man is fine!"

"Take a few steps to see! Are you afraid?"

"Let's go, the old man will be afraid of you!"

Then there was Tong Zhenye's wild laughter: "Old man, you even wet your pants, and you still say it's okay? Hahahahaha, Qin Shangshu of the Ministry of War is actually bleeding?"

"The old man was just hit by an arrow!" Qin Chuan hummed.

"Shot in the butt?" Tong Zhenye's burst of laughter could be heard even outside the yard.

"Bah, how can you get better? If you don't accept it, let's compete!" Qin Chuan said angrily.

"You are like this now, what else can you compete with?" Tong Zhenye continued to burst into laughter.

"Let's run from here to the city gate and come back, how dare you?"

"..." Tong Zhenye pondered: "Why do I have to compete with you, a bloody bastard like you? I am ashamed to be with you."

Qin Chuan immediately became furious again.

Then Ren Baqian heard the sound of fists and kicks in the yard next door.

Ren Baqian's face was piercing, the words of the two of them just now made him think of a possibility...these two old fellows had hemorrhoids at the same time, right

He gestured to the guards, and walked lightly through the courtyard door to look inside. Although the two of them combined fists and kicks, their movements were very weird. They obviously didn't dare to use force, even dared to make big movements. When the movement was a little bigger, he grinned for a while.

Ren Baqian felt more and more that this might be even bigger. Looking at the actions of these two people, he could imagine what kind of pain they were suffering. It was an all-too-familiar feeling.

"Don't make noise!"

A room in the yard opened, and an old man with white beard and hair opened the door and glared at the two of them.

"Stay there and be honest!"

He didn't care about the identities of the two of them at all. It can be said that there were not many people in the whole court who were higher than their identities.

Tong Zhenye and Qin Chuan immediately stood aside with big eyes and small eyes, but they were very obedient.

"Chief Ren, you've been watching for a long time. What's the purpose of your coming?" Ren Baqian suddenly heard Qin Chuan's malicious voice.

"Haha, I'm just hanging around!" Ren Baqian yelled, pacing and showing his figure.

Qin Chuan and Tong Zhenye's eyes immediately focused on Ren Baqian's movements.

"It's been a long time since I came to this doctor's office. The air here is still good." Ren Baqian laughed and turned around and wanted to leave. He was afraid that these two old bastards knew what was wrong with him.

Now that you know which yard it is, it will be easy to handle.

Just come back later.

"Since you're here, just wait there quietly. The old man is not in the mood to suffer from the same problem several times." The old man in the yard just glanced at Ren Baqian and his walking movements, and then said lightly. .

"I'm really fine!" Ren Baqian turned around and said with a smile: "This is a misunderstanding!"

"Then don't come to the old man for a while, the old man is going out to collect medicine." The old man said immediately.

Ren Baqian thought about it, whether it is more important to see a doctor or face... No matter how I think about it, I feel that face is more important, but I just can't take this step...

Looking at the old man's attitude towards Tong Zhenye and Qin Chuan, and looking at their reactions, he really believes that he can do things that don't care about himself.

Then the scene became two people in the courtyard and one person at the door, and the three stared at each other.

"The two adults are here at the same time, I really didn't expect it." Ren Baqian laughed, trying to resolve the embarrassing atmosphere in the field.

"Master Ren will appear here, I didn't expect it." Qin Chuan said with a smile, his eyes staring like copper bells. He still remembered what happened last time, the thing that Ren Baqian took out made him want to die for a long time.

"The old man and the Chief Ren have always been destined, so I should go to the Yanyun Tower to drink three bowls at night." Tong Zhenye immediately wooed his comrades and said.

"The Yanyun Building has been taken over by the old man today, I'd better wait for the old man to leave before drinking the leftovers!" Qin Chuan immediately turned his head and sneered.

"Old man, your ass is still bleeding. Do you want to stain the Yanyun Building with blood? I'm afraid that in the next year, the whole brothel in Lancheng will spread the story of Master Bingbu Shangshu." Tong Zhenye kept his eyes on Qin Chuanxiasanlu, Like a knife.

"It's just a small arrow wound!" Qin Chuan said seemingly indifferent.

"I don't know which expert shot your ass with an arrow, but I want to treat him to a good meal." Tong Zhenye retorted.

"If you're fine, why don't you take a few steps to see?" Qin Chuan said unforgivingly.

Ren Baqian sighed, watching the two bickering there, he felt that he was also unlucky, one was unlucky to have this disease, and the other was unlucky to meet these two guys.

After waiting for two cups of tea, the door of the previous room was opened again, and Shi Qing came out with a refreshed expression.

"So it's the three adults, I'm going to take a step first." Shi Qing glanced at the three of them with a strange expression, clasped his fists, and walked away in a hurry.

"You three come in." The old man pointed his head and greeted the three of them.

First, he stretched out his hand and patted each person's shoulder, and then patted another person's buttocks. Seeing the eyebrows of the three twitching, he immediately knew that what he had thought before was correct.

"The clothes are all taken off." The old man said.

"Ah?" Ren Baqian looked at the other two old clappers. Although he had been to public baths since he was a child, he was honest with these two old clappers in the same room. If it got out, would he still be a human being

"You three go inside." The old man pointed towards the inside, and Ren Baqian noticed that there were still several areas separated by cloth.

The three of them found a place one by one, and then began to take off their clothes.

The old man also greeted outside: "Zhongqing, bring three basins of ice water."

Then he stretched his head to see that the three of them were all naked, and said again: "They all stand there upside down, with their hands on the ground."

Ren Baqian is also at the mercy of others now, standing upside down with his hands on the ground, wondering in his heart whether this old man is reliable or not.

Not long after, someone came in.

Then a basin of ice water poured directly on Ren Baqian with a "splash", and Ren Baqian's whole body shivered.

It was really icy water, Ren Baqian felt that ice balls hit him.

The temperature is definitely below ten degrees.

Suddenly, with a strange cry, he rolled over in the air and landed on the ground...

Then my heart tightened...

However, he found that the expected severe pain did not come, but there was still a very slight pain, which was not serious.

I reached out and touched it...it's gone? never mind

I was stimulated by the ice water just now, and I shrank back...

After a while, the three clasped their fists in thanks with refreshed faces.

Before going out, Ren Baqian glanced at the ground, but found four empty pots on the ground...

After leaving the courtyard, Tong Zhenye waved to Ren Baqian with a relaxed face: "Lord Ren, look at that old man's pity, I won't fight with that old man today, tomorrow is Yanyunlou, I will treat you to guests."

"Hmph!" Qin Chuan walked past Tong Zhenye with a spirited face, beckoned his followers to leave on their mounts, and his wild laughter could be heard from a distance.

Ren Baqian and Tong Zhenye gave each other a tacit look of "precious" and went back to the palace.