"Are you free to accompany me to practice swordsmanship? Don't worry, generally speaking, I won't hurt you. Even if you accidentally hurt you, I can still pay for the medical expenses. Well, if you accidentally hurt you, I will cover your living expenses for half a year."
Tiana looked at me with a half-smile, I was stunned at first, but looking at her blushing face and embarrassed expression, I probably knew that the problem was there.
The master is very sensitive to other people's eyes. Now where is she practicing swordsmanship, a homeless man with a beard is constantly aiming at the sensitive parts, and the hot gaze is not concealed, the thighs, chest, buttocks There is nothing left, it is simply a wretched criminal, and naturally he is in a bad mood.
This is really a misunderstanding. There used to be a lot of dark elf crushes in Sulphur Mountain City. It was a habit to watch beautiful women with Adam, probably while talking about business, while looking at them. This time, I was too used to it.
Just because it was okay before doesn't mean it's okay now. In the past, it was either wearing a sub-artifact mask that cut off all perception, or it was a skeleton. Obviously, it would not attract the attention of the "victim", but this time it was less than ten meters away, and his eyes were still facing If the key parts do not move, it is obvious that some are dead.
The thief Mark and Savage Mond over there gave me their thumbs up, which meant something like, "It's amazing, everyone knows that this girl is not easy to mess with, so I secretly glanced at you, but you're not hiding anything. Laugh, he really is a man."
Well, I didn't guess, the barbarian actually shouted, and when Tiana stared at it, he obediently bowed his head.
"Don't worry, it's just practice, I will use the back of the knife."
After thinking for a while, looking at the unhappy face of the other party and slowly drawing his sword, it seems that no matter what I say, he wants to teach me a lesson.
"Actually, I just miss this set of swordsmanship a little. This is the third set of military swordsmanship in Sulphur Mountain City. I have learned it for a while. You have learned very well. The road is not necessarily a good thing.”
"... Really, the old gambler can still use swords? I've never seen him with a sword."
"I saw him swing the wooden sword a few times, but it was like a stick. Tsk tsk tsk, you're talking nonsense to pick up girls."
As soon as I said this, the others looked at me with astonishment and disbelief, but Tiana was stunned. She did not expect that she would hear such words here. Before, the person she respected the most was also Said so to her.
"Imitation is the only way for every swordsmanship, but everyone has their own path. Tiana, in fact, your swordsmanship talent is still above mine, but you are not me, my path is not suitable for you, I I hope you can think more about it and get out of your own way.”
Tiana's face was full of surprise, but I just stroked my chin and kept a mysterious smile... Thinking of the whiskers on my face, I seemed to wink for the blind.
Of course, I know the third set of military swordsmanship she uses. After all, the military training manual of Brimstone Mountain City is written by us. Since the warriors of Brimstone Mountain City need to learn swordsmanship, it is not necessary for the top swordsmen of the two continents, Adam and me. It is impossible. The knight epee and the one-handed sword seem similar, but there is a huge difference. This third set of military swordsmanship is the knight epee swordsmanship written by me.
Since it is a general-purpose swordsmanship, it will naturally not add too many difficult skills. Since it is a military swordsmanship, it will naturally not be merciful. It is ruthless, accurate, and heavy. A sword can change a life, and a serious injury can be easily changed. Although it is a kingly swordsmanship, but using It rises like a mad bison, also known as bison swordsmanship.
And to say that Tiana imitates others is not empty words. It was originally the third set of swordsmanship, and it was not popular among the urban management troops. After all, the dark elves are not known for their strength, but there is a stupid girl who He practiced this set of swordsmanship hard, and in the end it was even called the best of the best. He just completed this set of bison swordsmanship with new tricks. He added small movements such as shoulder bumps, elbow strikes, and kicks to the swordsmanship. It has evolved into a bully swordsmanship that uses the whole body to fight.
But this set of swordsmanship is only suitable for her, who has a very high natural attribute. If other people learn this revised version of the Bull Sword, the power will be reduced. But on the other hand, those small hand-to-hand movements with little lethality are very suitable for street fights and cleaning up drunks, and if they go to the battlefield, they are also very suitable for her indomitable fighting style.
"It now seems that this Tiana, even her makeup and hairstyle, is imitating that silly girl. Even that silly girl has loyal admirers, which is really complicated."
Well, when it comes to this, probably everyone knows that the silly girl is Diana, and it is a bit complicated to think that my stupid subordinate has suddenly become a legendary hero.
I touched my chin, lost in inexplicable thought, but the dead cat jumped over my shoulder.
"Feeling out of date?"
"No, since it's such a high imitation, the armor should be the same. I'm imagining what that stupid girl will look like when wearing this armor. It should be very eye-catching, but I always feel that something is wrong... I suddenly have New inspiration, or I'll find a place to mail new blueprints to Adam."
"... I suddenly feel that she is really right to settle accounts with you. Also, can you be more restrained?"
The dead cat's complaint is endless, but I can only helplessly smile.
"I don't want to. Who knows what it will be like when the seven original sins come back. It's probably a good thing that the soul is complete, but..."
Needless to say the rest, everyone knows that after the underworld was built, for some reason, when the Seven Purgatory was rebuilt, the feelings represented by the Seven Original Sins returned to my soul.
And just like if someone abstains for too long and releases it all at once, most of them will be out of control, and the integrity of the soul will make me a little uncomfortable.
The lack of feelings for the original sin has accompanied me for a long time, and I have come back all of a sudden. It is indeed unbearable. A life without desires makes people feel like walking dead, but when there are too many thoughts, it is difficult to handle. , This whimsy that suddenly popped up was probably just a little trouble.
Of course, I have the confidence to control it well, and my complete emotions and soul will also make me go a step further, but I am afraid it will take a little time to fully deal with the irritable emotions, and what I just said was obviously a mistake because of this.
If it was in the past, since I didn't want to expose it, I should have shamelessly talked nonsense with her, and let this fight eventually turn into a farce. Pure rationality does not require too much emotional interference.
And now, pointing out the shortcomings of the quasi-juggernaut in such a condescending manner will naturally attract the attention of the other party. It seems that I still have some boring self-esteem.
"choke!"
Sure enough, Tiana still drew her sword, but this time, her face was serious .
"Please enlighten me. Sword... Your Excellency the Sword Saint."
This time, Tiana, who took a deep breath and looked at her opponent with swords in both hands, came with the mentality of asking a master for advice.
With her hands relaxed, she raised her sword over her shoulders and swayed to the right side. This was the start of the three ultimate moves of the bullfighting technique. It seemed that as long as she started, she would try her best from the very beginning.
At this point, the arrow had to be sent on the string, and even other people were already watching.
I shook my head and got up again, it seemed that I couldn't escape.
"Just play, don't take it too seriously, I'm weak right now... it hurts! What are you doing, Katerina!"
I just picked up a wooden stick and planned to practice with the little guy, but my ears hurt.
"Sorry, guest, please don't bother with this bastard. This guy likes to brag and is always bluffing. In fact, he has no skills and has been taught by many adventurers."
Her long water-blue hair is tied with a pink rope ling. Under her thin eyebrows like willow leaves, she is always full of energy. The simple barmaid has the golden embroidery thread of a noble maid, like a red apple. There are a few pimples on her face, and she is dancing with her hands when she speaks. The whole person feels full of energy, but at this time, this stupid girl No. 2 is actually twisting my ears!
"It hurts, damn girl! What are you doing!"
"I'm saving you! Idiot, don't apologize to this adventurer, did you forget how you threw it out to that dwarf craftsman last month?"
"Ha, that time I was really able to fix that motorcycle iron horse. I knew that those bastard goblins were so tricky that they would blow themselves up as soon as they opened the lid."
"And the wand that Master Mage found in the ruins. You actually said that you could identify it. What is the result? If you can't identify it, it's nonsense."
"I'm not lying, it's a pink spell: Summoning Touch Surgery, that mage is embarrassed to admit the truth, Katerina, do you believe me or that mage."
"Of course it's Master Mage! I've been fooled enough by you, what legendary Frost Mage, the strongest swordsman in the mainland, how many times you made me laugh at others, I'd be stupid if I believed you again!"
But such rhetoric could not impress the raging bar owner's daughter, who slammed my head down and bowed to Tiana herself.
"I'm sorry, adventurer, this bastard is full of nonsense. Although he is a slacker, an alcoholic, and a gambler, he is still a good person. In order to express our apologies, your accommodation fee is free for the past few days."
But when he turned his head, he had a devilish expression on his face.
"The small income is all recorded on your debts! Stinky drunkard, wash the dishes for me, don't be lazy!"
Then he bowed again, turned his head, took my collar, and dragged me away.
"Hey hey hey, I'm really good at fighting, I'm a Juggernaut, you can't deal with an epic hero like this. I'm really a big man, a big big man!"
But unfortunately, no one believed the truth. It seemed that he was worried that such nonsense would anger the adventurer, and Katarina, who was born with divine power, ran faster.
"Haha, it really is this classic scene, it's not boring to watch. Katerina, come on, let him wash the boss's smelly socks."
"Carlo, you are an epic hero, I am a demigod lich!"
The feet dragged by the strange force made grooves on the ground, but the open space was already full of laughter.
"… Did I really make a mistake?"
Shaking her head helplessly, Tiana retracted her sword, but she always felt that something was wrong.
"Ma Dan, I'm really a legendary hero, boy Stan, you dare to laugh at me, okay, when I regain my strength, I'll really make you a lich!"
"Haha, I'm waiting for you to come. I'm so scared, Your Excellency the Great Sword Saint Carlo! Oh, no, His Highness the Great Lich!"
Then, there was another burst of laughter throughout the training ground, and there seemed to be a happy air everywhere.
When I was dragged, I could only shake my head helplessly, why every time I told the truth, no one else believed it, but when I was half-truth, everyone was fooled.
But feeling the increasingly terrifying brute force behind me, I was a little hesitant. In a sense, I stayed in this tavern for more than half a year, and this mixed-race girl was a major factor.
"This brute force has increased by 20% compared to last month. According to the system's standard, the strength value has exceeded 30. It's really scary. This is not the way to go. Maybe, it will be a showdown with Old Barton. "