No one would have imagined that a rotten gambler and a lazy alcoholic who is full of nonsense would really be that "worthless" epic hero. After all, in the eyes of the world, the strong can be proud, cunning, and not faithful, but they will never Don't talk face.
"When an ordinary man is angry, his blood splatters five steps; when a prince is angry, his blood floats; when the emperor is angry, he will bury a million corpses. I came out to mix, not just to take a breath, whoever smashes my face, whose life I want!"
But there are such shameless epic heroes in this world...
"Face? Can I eat it? Well, it's definitely to conceal one's identity, not just plain bad taste."
Well, I admit that sometimes, it's fun to tell the truth, but others don't believe it.
But on the other hand, I'm not lying, I'm really weak right now.
[Roland Lan, Strength 24, Sensitivity 24, Body 25, Wisdom 32, Intention 22, Charm 20, Bloodline: Arbiter, Innate Ability: War Angel Form, Original Sin Demon Form, Titan Blood, Underworld God's Watch, Basic Profession : Level 60 Order Knight/Level 60 Chaos Sorcerer King/Level 10 Four Spirit Swordsmen, Advanced Occupation: Level 6 Lord of Winter, the overall level cannot be evaluated. Familiar: Heloise, Mount/Armor: Erin Bella.]
This is my attribute before the battle of Hades, and now...
[Roland Lan, Strength 4, Sensitivity 7, Body 5, Wisdom 32, Intention 22, Charm 22 (Secret Growth), Bloodline: Arbiter and Wood Spirit mixed blood... What is it called the power to beat the chicken, that's all.]
"I knew she would be so careful! She actually gave me a curse of weakness!"
[…I think you deserve it.]
"Same as above. By the way, if it were me, I would be even more ruthless."
I regret more and more for bringing out the dead cat and Asteria. Since Asteria doesn't have a disguise system, all kinds of unscrupulous jokes and double spit are very frustrating.
But the system panel she provided was indeed very convenient, and after the exchange, in order to facilitate cultivation, she also gave some detailed judgment basis.
Attributes do not grow linearly, but are derived from similar analogies. The higher the data, the less existence can be achieved.
[Strength (muscle strength and physical strength): four points of strength (the lower limit of human beings is 3, which is probably equivalent to a vegetative person, so if the strength is only 4, some people say that you have no power to tie a chicken to you. Generally speaking, one The goose is six, so you are a veritable half goose power!)]
[Agility (including comprehensive attributes such as limb flexibility, hand-eye coordination, responsiveness, and body coordination, even if you have control over your body, it is also your neural response speed): Seven points of agility (Amyra is still very conscientious, this The stage is just an occasional flat fall, which is still very cute, about a dozen times a day. If it is lower than two points, you really have to worry about inexplicably dying from choking on drinking water, watermelon rind slipping off a cliff, etc. Funny event)]
[Physical fitness (physical health, degree of resistance to disasters and diseases). Five-point physique (Sister Taozi...Sister Lin Daiyu, are you okay? Stop crying, be careful you will cry to death, you were saved from the last time you fainted from crying.) Note: Since your body is only The basic attributes are forcibly sealed by the curse of weakness, your true attributes are still there, and your physique will still be above the healthy standard line. You don’t need to worry about getting drunk and dying when you drink and eat, but the next day’s hangover will definitely not make you feel good of. Obedient, quit the bar!]
The basic attributes are the foundation of the body, and the other three are related to the soul. The caster's measurements are still the same, let alone the melee measurements that are just weak, and it is already doomed to be dead.
As for why this happened, why those two guys said I deserved it, it starts with the backhand I left behind...
The gods of the underworld are part of the rules of the underworld, and it is impossible for them to leave their bodies. This is not only a requirement of the rules, but also a means of checks and balances in a sense. This restriction is much stricter than that of the gods of Ashe. But it is to avoid repeating the mistakes of the gods who interfere too much with the mortal world.
And since the underworld itself represents a fair trial, the four-pillar gods who are the rulers of the underworld cannot violate the most basic rules, and they can never leave the underworld, otherwise the so-called fairness and justice will become a joke.
It stands to reason that the sleepless Roland, who is the pillar of the law, will always stay in the underworld, and this iron rule is the only back door I reserved, no, it can't actually be called the back, but my ability is really special, " Just" can be reincarnated according to the requirements of the rules.
Well, the loophole I drilled is Roland the "Sleepless". I became the pillar of the law in the form of the Sleepless and Roland, and when the gods are removed, the Sleepless is still the pillar of the law, always just. The God of Judgment, the loss of self makes it more in line with the meaning of justice, while "Roland" is just an ordinary dead in the underworld...
The rest is easy to understand. I have only lived a few years in this life, and I haven’t violated much of the law of God, nor even have many crimes worthy of punishment. After completing the punishment of purgatory in less than a year, it is natural to re-enter. Reincarnation.
It is not the first time to re-enter reincarnation. Under normal circumstances, ordinary souls should have wiped out all their memories and ego, and started from scratch, but the person who can maintain himself in reincarnation does not want to have another parent and a long and terrifying childhood. During the period, every time I climbed out of the river Styx, and then looked for a system with the ability to create to ask for a chance to start all over again.
And this time, it would be a waste of time to start all over again, so I thought of other existences that have the authority to create, and maybe they will have a solution.
Yes, other creators, the goddess of creation is no longer the only creator in this world. Unlike thousands of years ago, due to some unpredictable changes, there are two existences with creator authority in this world for me to choose.
Needless to say, one of them is the underworld. As one of the former masters of the underworld, this road can be said to be completely familiar, and the gods of the underworld will give me the green light.
But if I choose the underworld, because the ghosts and other clans in the underworld cannot leave, unless I join the underworld messenger's underworld dragon clan, I cannot leave the underworld.
But I don't want to be reincarnated as a big lizard at all. The dragon is fundamentally different from the human body. It takes countless hours to get familiar with the body. Since the Hades can't get through, and the only option left, it's clearer and more straightforward - The Forest of Dreams The wood spirit family!
Within the range of the Forest of Dreams, the wood spirits can directly convert the adventurers into the blood of the wood spirits without having to start all over again. This is also the most popular charging item for the wood spirits. They can also transfer the dead within the range of the Forest of Dreams. The soul is directly converted into a new wood spirit, which is obviously a reincarnation that only belongs to them.
As I said before, in the midst of a misunderstanding, within the confines of the Forest of Dreams, Amyra actually achieved the authority of the Goddess of Creation.
The most obvious evidence is probably the completely independent soul reincarnation of the wood spirit clan, independent of other worlds, which is obviously a privilege that only belongs to the creator.
Although this authority is obviously limited, as a natural race, they may be the strongest in the ability to recreate the flesh, and this is what I lack the most.
So, when the execution of the "big plan" was scheduled, I personally went to the Forest of Dreams in Baier and gave them a blood coffin.
"… This is my blood sample, is that enough?"
"Don't worry, father, we will recreate a body for you. When your soul is destroyed, you can use this body to resurrect. It's the same principle as the Lich's phylactery, we know. But how can you guarantee that your soul will return to the body? ? Do you need a ritual like a soul call?"
"Hehe, we have our own plan."
"Father, if you give so much flesh and blood at one time, your body will become weak and your combat power will be greatly reduced. What should you do yourself?"
"Hehe, we have our own plan."
At the beginning, in order to keep the secret completely, I didn't even tell the truth about the wood spirit, but only said that it was a spare body. In fact, as expected, I didn't need the opportunity to fight in person.
After the successful establishment of the underworld, the development of the world was as expected. With the investment of the entire wood spirit clan, the spare body cloned from its own flesh and blood did retain most of my abilities, but... people are not as good as heaven. Well, in the end, it's still a little bit worse.
"And then you just bumped into it?"
"I knew Amyra would wake up like this, I knew she would, she would..."
[Forced marriage? In fact, little Amyra is very good, on the contrary, from a woman's point of view, you are the most excessive, and it will be cheap to curse you.]
"Yeah, first promise a woman's marriage with rhetoric, get the 'dowry', then turn around and run away from the marriage, isn't this the most hated and hateful emotional fraud and cheating marriage? You are a super scumbag, and Amyra just gives You curse is really cute."
cute? Are you sure that the woman who is entangled in countless snakes and vines and intends to swallow me for revenge is cute? Are you sure that the devil witch who created the super earthquake that swept the three counties just to hinder my escape is cute? Do you think that hysterical crazy woman who forms a shocking face in the clouds and shouts "Roland, you are dead" is cute
"it was all your fault!"
[your fault!]
I was about to cry but had no tears. Am I just inexplicably becoming the public enemy of women
It wasn't you guys who persuaded me to get away, one by one, "How can a marriage without emotion be happy", "She must be sleepy, you have to think about the consequences, what do you think Eliza will do when she finds out? "Isn't that what you said? How could it be all my fault in the blink of an eye? Can you make some sense.
"No! It's all your fault anyway."
[Isn't there a saying on earth that women's privilege is unreasonable!]
Well, it seems that in some cases it is unreasonable to be with a woman, but in any case, I am self-rewarding.
This fleshly body was written by Amyra, and naturally she also made her mark. It is too easy for the creator to repair creations. This curse of weakness that makes some people unable to take care of themselves is the trump card for her to force me to go back obediently.
It is worth mentioning that, as my soul-bound magic pet, the dead cat was brutally beaten back to its original state after being imposing, and the purgatory she guarded could only be guarded by her special clone.
Although the ability is relatively special, the clone is much stronger than the main body, and I am afraid that Heloise is the only one.
But in another sense, this cursed weakness is not all bad...
"Maybe, I'll be stronger because of this, at least, stronger than that muscular idiot."
The blade fell slowly, and the meticulous knife cut out slices of beef, which seemed simple, but if you compare it carefully, you will find that each piece of beef is as thin as paper, and the thickness and shape of each piece of meat are the same.
If it is a good sword, it can be understood, but the kitchen knife I used at this time is a dull knife that does not hurt anyone's blood.
Eyesight, hand strength, mental strength, a heavy body is a natural shackle, the lack of strength makes it necessary to fight with the strength of the whole body every time, the mind and body are in perfect harmony in the practice, perhaps, if you sincerely hope to practice, there is nowhere in life. Unable to practice.
A fruit was thrown in the air, the light of the knife flashed, and what fell into the bowl was an exquisite puzzle of fruit pieces, and at the last fish, there was an extra rabbit sculpture.
"At least, the control of power is much stronger, and I have a new understanding. Then, this time, let me start from the subtle and see if I can surpass that idiot..."
When the underworld has been successfully established, most of the heavy responsibility on me has been relieved. If there is still any concern, it is the promise of the year to teach that idiot who fell into the abyss.
"Now, it's too far off."
Back then, we seemed to be different. More than 300 years have passed. If we only look at the combat power of individuals, we can't compare at all. If it wasn't for me cheating, I'm afraid I would have been hacked to death by his sword. In the end, he saw Cynthia's body. Judging from his joy and the back of his departure, he will definitely become stronger the next time we meet again.
Theoretically speaking, our talents should be different. From the perspective of hard work, we should not have any spare time to be lazy. Two people who run almost as fast have such a clear gap in the end. If they are poor, they will not Difficult to judge.
In the past 300 years, too many chores distracted my energy. I spent a lot of time thinking, planning, and strategizing. Finally, I got what I wanted. A mature team is gradually changing the world. Better yet, the end of the world seems to have been avoided.
As an abyss prince, his daily routine is probably to kill, eat, kill, and eat, and he has also obtained what he wants most. He has become the most powerful existence in this world, and he has also killed his enemies.
It's hard to say who's choice is the right one, because everyone's life choices are not divided into high and small, but I am very upset to lose to that idiot easily in a personal duel.
Now that I have no other pressures, I am very interested to know if I can finally fight against it if I put all my energy on my practice.
"Carlo! Is the roast beef fruit salad still good?"
"Come on, come on."
Katerina's urgent urging sound came from outside the kitchen, and I found out that I accidentally cut the beef too thin and grilled, and those fruit puzzles and sculptures could not be made into salads. Everything had to be done all over again. It seems that I should deal with my hands first. It's a matter of fact, let's think about practice.