The Fine Food Broadcaster

Chapter 773: In this situation, I want to compose a poem (three chapters)

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Mencius' "Taijia": If heaven does evil, it can be violated; if man does evil, he cannot live.

Now this sentence is really suitable to be applied to He Peng. This girl can actually say such words. I like the way you can't stand me and can't kill me.

Take a look, everyone, take a good look. Isn't this just looking for a fight

So Shi BaTian directly let people go in to get this guy. Fortunately, Ye Fei stopped him, but although he stopped these four people, Ye Fei couldn't stop the audience in the live broadcast room.

Every one of the viewers in the live broadcast room is going to be mad at this guy He Peng. Damn you, I will call you a little brat to death.

In the end, Ye Fei had no choice but to use a lottery to attract people's attention. Not to mention, this trick was really useful.

As soon as everyone heard that the lottery was about to begin, they all immediately forgot about He Peng. Compared with the number of live broadcast guests, He Peng was completely negligible.

He Peng saw that everyone was so excited when they heard Ye Fei talk about the lottery that they stopped scolding him. The guy quietly breathed a sigh of relief and stood aside and watched honestly.

He knew there were four big men outside, and now he really didn't dare to move around anymore. At least a good man wouldn't suffer the immediate consequences, right

"Damn it, it's time to draw the lottery, wow, I've been waiting for this moment for a long time."

"God, today's guest spot is awesome enough. If you get it, you can go directly to Ye Shen's place to have a banquet next time. It's crazy."

"Ah, Ye Shen, please whip me. I will be a guest on the live broadcast. I am handsome."

"Pfft~~ Your sister, you are so handsome that I can beat you? I am still the most handsome among our village chiefs. I am embarrassed to say it."

"Stop sending messages, let's start the lottery. Can you all be more mature like me? You always get excited when the lottery comes. What's so exciting about this? Isn't it just a lottery? I... I said I'm excited. ?"

“…”

Looking at the news from people in the live broadcast room, Ye Fei smiled and said: "Okay, friends, time is tight today. After all, we still have a lot of delicious food to make, so we should hurry up."

As he said that, he looked at He Peng, then at Yimihua, and said, "Who comes first?"

He Peng pointed directly at Yimihua. Just now he was the target of attacks by 300-400 million viewers, but now he doesn't dare to show his face despite their courage.

As a result, Yimi Hua misunderstood and grabbed He Peng's hand. When He Peng pulled back hard, he said with a happy face: "I know you are good to me, and you won't fight with me." .”

He Peng: "..."

Damn, are all Africans so sentimental

The guy rolled his eyes, took his hand out and quickly retreated.

When Yimihua came to the computer, the people in the live broadcast room fell silent instantly. They all stared at Yimihua with big eyes and small eyes. As a result, the more they looked at it, the darker it felt.

"Black girl, you are the most beautiful black girl I have ever seen. You must get me." Suddenly, a viewer sent a message, which almost shocked most of the audience in the live broadcast room to death.

Black girl

Damn it, you really dare to scream, don’t you know it will make people look bad? Is it okay to hit people without slapping them in the face, and curse people without exposing their shortcomings

Just when everyone thought Yimihua would be angry, who knew that Yimihua's smile was brighter than the sun, and she said excitedly: "Black girl? Oh, I like this name, it sounds so nice, and it fits me so well. Thanks, I’ll try my best to whip you.”

Everyone: “…”

Damn it, is this okay

In an instant, the word "black girl" became the word that appeared most frequently in the live broadcast room. The viewers were watching the message one by one. Some people even didn't say anything at all. The entire message only contained two words - "black girl".

Ye Fei covered his face and went directly to the side. He thought to himself that these people were really too fucked up when they were screwing. They even screamed and stopped playing.

"Pull, Miss Yimihua, pump quickly." Ye Fei urged from the side.

Yimihua smiled and nodded, then held the mouse and clicked on the lucky wheel.

The lucky wheel started spinning, and the live broadcast room became quiet again. This time, no one really spoke. Everyone was holding their breath and watching the rotating lucky wheel, guessing who the final winner would be.

Finally, the lucky wheel stopped and the lucky audience appeared. When they saw this person, many people burst out laughing.

Because this audience is also one of Ye Fei's old audiences, and he is a very sour old audience - a wet person!

Many viewers peed with laughter when they saw that the first lucky guest turned out to be a wet man.

"Hey, Shiren, did you write a Buddhist poem today?"

"Awesome, my wet man, your luck is too bad today, isn't it?"

"Damn, is this okay? I just asked all the great gods I could ask for, but I can't win this one?"

"It's useless to ask for that thing now. If you ask those gods and Buddhas, I don't think you want to ask Yao Xiaoming's grandparents for inspiration."

Yao Xiaoming: “…”

"Nima eggs!"

Everyone: “…”

This naughty kid grabbed a microphone today. It had been quiet for a long time, but this comment made everyone shut up again and started scolding him.

After scolding, Yao Xiaoming was still mumbling.

"If you 3 or 4 billion people all ask for help from my grandparents, how busy will they be? Will they still have time to take care of me? What a beautiful thought."

Everyone again: "..."

This bitch, can he say this

Yao Jianshe and Juedai Yaoji completely knelt down for their son. Didn't you see that they didn't even say a word now

While everyone was feeling extremely sore at being yelled at by Yao Xiaoming, Shiren made a look of horror, then followed it up with an expression of ecstasy, and sent a message: "My mother?"

This guy even made a typo when he got excited.

A bunch of people were absolutely laughing their heads off. There were too many weird things in today’s live broadcast.

"Ahem, wet man, it's not your mother, it's you."

"Brother Shiren, calm down, typos can easily mislead people."

"Calm down? You have to be able to calm down. Brother, if it were you, you would be excited too."

"Wet man, I've drawn you, but I don't mean to express it? Although you are an old viewer, I have never seen you give Ye Shen a decent gift. Let's take a look at two spaceships."

"Yes, Shiren, we don't have any problem with not rewarding you anytime, but today, if you don't reward me, it's really unreasonable."

Wet Man: "..."

This guy was speechless for a long time, then an old man from Nanjiang suddenly spoke.

"Wet people, it's still the same as before. Can we sell the quota? One billion!!"

An old man from Nanjiang said something, and the live broadcast room was immediately stewed.

Nearly 400 million people are all mute.

One billion!

In order to buy this quota, the old man directly exported one billion!

What is this concept

How badly he must want this spot!

Eat all over the world laughed and said: "Old man, are you risking your life?"

An old man from Nanjiang laughed and said, "There is nothing I can do if I don't risk my life. I can't be beaten."

"Can I follow a little bit?"

"Haha, bidding is free, but let's see who can buy it in the end."

"Okay, 1.1 billion!!"

Click~~

The words "Chicken the World" were like a spring thunder that exploded over the live broadcast room, instantly making everyone in the live broadcast room go crazy.

"I, I, I... I got a big scratch."

"One billion... billion? My brain is going to explode!"

"What's wrong with this? Brother Tianxia is not kind. You are trying to kill everyone with just one sentence."

Zhang Junwei sent a message at this time: "Join in the fun, add 100 million!"

Everyone: "..."

Baby Matsui: "Nishipachi, you crazy people, follow 100 million!"

Everyone said again: "..."

You also say that people are crazy. You are also a lunatic, a complete lunatic.

Before anyone could react, Alasuo also rushed over.

"Two hundred million, plus another two hundred million, I am bound to get this quota. Everyone, considering that I am a minority, how about giving it to me?"

An old man and a group of people from Nanjiang said: "..."

minority

Damn it, sister, what kind of minority are you? Brother, are you from the same country

Everyone can see that Alaso worked hard for this spot.

The price went up in waves, and the last spot was forcibly priced at 2 billion by these people! Same as last time.

Not to mention the audience, Ye Fei almost fainted.

Worri, do you want your guest quota to be so crazy? I won’t broadcast live anymore, okay? Can I just buy a quota

The Qin family in Kyoto.

When Qin Wuchen saw that these people had increased the number of guests to two billion in order to eat Ye Fei's delicacies, he really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

He wanted to laugh because the competition was so fierce after everyone saw the Qin's cuisine made by Ye Fei today. There was no need to think about it afterwards. The Qin's cuisine would definitely be more popular. With one banquet a day, the order would probably be queued up for a few years. .

He wanted to cry because of the price. Although my Qin family's food is already considered rich food, and although it is already sky-high in the eyes of many people, compared with Ye Fei, it's nothing like leftovers. What's the difference

Pp network news department.

Liu Feng jumped up without warning, then grabbed his keyboard in excitement and slammed it against the table.

It was a good keyboard, but this guy dropped it three or two times and the keys flew everywhere, shocking everyone in the office.

"Liu Feng, are you really crazy?"

"What kind of plane are you doing? You're crazy!"

"It's gone, this guy's gone. Now he's a celebrity in our news department. Young people can't calm down as soon as they become famous, and they start to go off."

Even his editor-in-chief ran over in a hurry, stared at Liu Feng with a tiger face and said: "Liu Feng, are you really drifting, or do you think I can't hold the knife? If you don't give me a reasonable Explanation, do you believe that I will operate on you today?"

Without saying a word, Liu Feng directly pulled his editor-in-chief to his seat, pointed at his computer, and said: "Ye Shen's guest spot will be auctioned again for two billion! Give me a new keyboard!"

Editor-in-Chief: "...use mine first!"

It can be said that everyone was frightened by this price, because it was too exaggerated and unbelievable. Many people could not even dream of such a situation.

The live broadcast room was completely chaotic, but people were chaotic but quieted down without warning, because everyone discovered a very serious problem. These rich and powerful people spent billions and billions, but as a The wet man who had the quota was silent.

"I have a bad feeling that Shiren is going to imitate Brother Caizi." Suddenly a viewer sent a message.

Brother Caizi: "... lie down with a gun!"

"Shiren, what are you doing? Let me tell you, if you want to be like Brother Caizi, do you believe that the 400 million people in the live broadcast room will scold you more harshly than He Peng?"

He Peng: "...me too."

Just when a group of people were going crazy, Shiren suddenly sent a message. Seeing this message, people in the live broadcast room collectively fainted.

Shiren: "I want to compose a poem about this situation!"

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