The monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, Master, are you sure you made a water tank and not a chimney?"
The lone wolf clucked and said, "It's so big..."
Hong Boyer touched his chin and was about to speak when he found four pairs of fierce eyes staring at him. He swallowed the words that came to his lips and said in his heart: "A bunch of rubes, this kind of storage thing, In our place, the smaller the better. Sumeru bags, Sumeru rings, and Qiankun sleeves can hold mountains and rivers at once... Only poor people use such big things. Not to mention they take up a lot of space, and they don't look good."
However, remembering the lessons learned from Bai Jade and Baicai, Hong Boy decisively shut up, smiled, and praised to avoid disaster.
Fang Zheng ignored Hong Boy and focused on the big Buddha vat in front of him. This vat was different from the original one. There is a huge golden Buddha character on it, and there are various colorful patterns behind the Buddha character, depicting scenes of countless gods and Buddhas flying in the sky. Below is the sea, with a dragon protruding out, dragging a plate with drinks, The fresh fruits are obviously offered to the gods and Buddhas passing by in heaven. This scene looks quite spectacular... The pattern paintings are even more lifelike. The more you look at them carefully, the more subtle they become!
Fang Zheng possesses Zen carpentry skills, and his eyesight is far beyond ordinary people. He looked at it at a glance, like a magnifying glass. He was horrified to find that even in the distance, there was only a lotus flower the size of a fingernail. If you look carefully, you will find that the lotus flower has The textures are all clear, and there is even a dragonfly landing on the lotus, and there is a mosquito in front of the dragonfly! That feeling is like looking at a photo in front of a computer, infinitely enlarged and infinitely clear! Of course, today’s computers can’t do this, but this Buddha vat can!
Seeing this, Fang Zheng made up his mind that this Buddha vat must not be seen by anyone. Even if it is seen by others, it cannot be stared at and studied carefully, otherwise it will be stared at and it will be a big trouble.
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng began to look at the big picture. The gods and Buddhas on this picture seemed to have come to life. Every move, every frown and every smile was lifelike.
"What a good thing." Fang Zheng couldn't help but admire, and the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf nodded. As for Red Boy? Everyone just ignored him...
Fang Zheng asked the monkey to go out to find a ladder and put it on the Buddha jar. It was too high. Fang Zheng was only 1.8 meters tall. If he wanted to go up, he had to use a ladder.
Fang Zheng lay on the tank and looked inside, suddenly having the illusion of looking into a deep well. He smiled and said, "With such a big vat, it's enough for everything! Jingxin, go get some cabbage for me!"
"Okay!" Red Boy ran out immediately, and after a while, he brought in a huge cabbage.
Monkeys, lone wolves, and squirrels all came over like curious babies, formed a circle, and stared at Fang Zheng's every move with wide eyes.
Founder. First sprinkle some large grains of coarse salt on the bottom of the water tank, then tear the white jade cabbage into pieces, apply a layer of salt, then put it at the bottom of the tank and put it away. This cycle continued, and eventually a whole white jade cabbage was stuffed into the large water tank by Fang Zheng. In the meantime, Fang Zheng paid very careful attention to fit all the cabbages tightly together without leaving any gaps. After doing this, Fang Zheng went out, found a big stone, washed it with clean water, and then pressed it on the cabbage.
Clapping his hands, Fang Zheng confirmed that everything was okay, turned around and went out.
"Master, is it over now?" Honghai'er caught up and asked.
Fang Zheng said: "Ah, it's over."
"No, can the cabbage be kept in this way?" Honghai'er asked in confusion.
Fang Zheng raised his head and said to Wang Tian: "The weather is getting colder and colder. The cabbage can last all winter. However, I guess you don't want to eat the taste. Now it's just a different taste. Okay, stop talking nonsense and go to bed!"
It was Fangzheng's first time to pickle sauerkraut in the middle of the night. He opened the door, went into the room and went to sleep. Lying on the bed, Fang Zheng muttered silently: "It's time to add water to it in two days, and then we'll have to wait... Stewed vermicelli with pickled cabbage..."
As he talked, the guy drooled and fell asleep.
The night passed like this.
The next day, before Fang Zheng woke up, he heard someone outside singing at the top of his voice:
“Who is there under the moon, singing drunkenly!
After all the lovesickness, go to the long river!
Pointing at the quicksand, the cold fragrance gradually fades away.
A bottle of fragrant wine, played with the wrong strings.
…”
Fang Zheng suddenly woke up from the bed. It wasn't that the song was sung beautifully, but that the song was sung - it was so unpleasant!
If Fang Zheng remembered correctly, the group of guys on the mountain all had the same talent - eating! Other talents can be completely ignored. And the only one who had the nerve to sing was the prodigal kid Hong Hai'er. Fang Zheng rushed out immediately and saw Red Boy climbing up to the roof again, facing the east, howling for a long time...
The lone wolf below looked at Red Boy angrily. When he saw Fang Zheng coming out, he immediately complained: "Master, do you care? Junior brother is crazy again!"
Fang Zheng was also puzzled. This song was sung by Duan Liu. Why did the two people sing it in completely different ways
Fang Zheng was about to ask Hong Hai'er to come down, but as Hong Hai'er was singing, the tune suddenly sped up. As soon as the lyrics came out, the style of the painting suddenly changed. Fang Zheng almost burst into tears when he heard it!
Just listen to the red boy singing at the top of his voice: "Old driver, please take me, I can dance the Yangko! The old driver's legs are hairy, let me touch them. There are ups and downs all the way, there is more joy in pairs. Alili, Alili , Ali Alili. The old driver takes me, I want to go to heaven. The old driver takes me, I want to have sex... Heaven has a house and a car, and a big bed for you to play as much as you want, Alili, Alili, Alili Alili…”
The more Fang Zheng listened, the more he felt something was wrong, and he yelled: "Jing Xin, get down here!"
Hong Hai'er was stunned, looked down at Fang Zheng, whose face was red, and asked: "Master, what's wrong? I'm singing. Let me tell you, I found the song Duan Liu sang. It's available on the Internet, "Luo Tian" According to the old driver, take me with you". Don't say it, it sounds pretty good... "
Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "Who told you this song?"
Red Boy immediately looked at Lone Wolf.
Lone Wolf said with an aggrieved face: "Master, my junior brother couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and asked me to tell him a story. I had no story to tell, so I told him the story at the foot of the mountain. Unexpectedly... "
"Jing Xin, come down here. I'm so inspired by my teacher's teachings that I decided to have a good chat with you." Fang Zheng said with a dark face. At the same time, he secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, this naughty kid was shouting in the dark. If he had chosen a place with many pilgrims, It's time to say these two words, he doesn't need to be a monk anymore, he can just close the door.
Hong Hai'er didn't understand what was going on yet, but looking at Fang Zheng, he seemed quite angry. He jumped off the roof obediently, and was then taken away by Fang Zheng's ears.
(End of chapter)