"It's over, master is going to recite sutras. Junior brother is going to be miserable. Even if he doesn't die, he will lose a layer of his skin." Squirrel said with a worried look.
Lone Wolf said: "This guy, what he sang made me blush. He actually had the nerve to sing... Hey, if I had known that Duan Liu would drive straight into the second half of that song and fall into a ditch, I wouldn't recommend it. He went and listened. Sin, sin."
The old monkey god said: "The singing just now was unpleasant, but the screams later were even worse. Amitabha..."
However, what made these guys extremely puzzled was that after waiting for a long time, they didn't hear Hong Boy's scream.
After entering the meditation room, I stayed there all morning.
Seeing that Fang Zheng and Hong Hai'er hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch, the little guys couldn't sit still. You look at me, I look at you, we are trying to fiddle with each other, letting the other person go in to explore the way and see the situation.
"Junior brother won't become so ferocious and die together with the master, right?" Lone Wolf said worriedly.
"No way." The squirrel looked scared.
The monkey said: "Why don't you go in and take a look?"
"Are you going?" Lone Wolf and Squirrel asked the monkey at the same time.
The monkey shook his head decisively and said: "If you don't want to go alone, if you want to go, let's go together!"
"Then let's go together!" In the end, the three little guys pushed open the door of Fang Zheng's room. As soon as they opened the door, they heard Fang Zheng say: "Do you understand these principles that my teacher told you? You Why are you dazed? Shake your head or nod? What are you nodding! Talk! Well, that's good. Where did you just say? Let's continue talking... You said you sang on the roof so early in the morning that everyone couldn't help but It’s okay to fall asleep. After all, we are all brothers, and the humble monk is your master. I can’t blame you. But what do you do if you disturb those sleeping birds? People work hard during the day to support their families, and they can sleep at night. , are not alive? And those hibernating ones... "
When the three little guys heard this, their scalps felt numb. This was so nagging! Fang Zheng, this is not chanting sutras, this is being possessed by the nagging god!
"Why did you three get in?" Fang Zheng looked up and saw the sneaky squirrel, monkey, and lone wolf.
The three little things were immediately frightened. They wouldn't catch them and listen to the nagging, right
Hong Hai'er felt a spark of hope in his heart. Finally... he finally shifted his attention. Was he finally going to be liberated? I've been talking about this all morning, and my ears are almost blistered. This is more painful than chanting sutras! Oh God, help me! I will never sing blindly again...
The monkey had an idea and said quickly: "Master, let's come in and ask you, is there anything you need the disciples to do?"
"Be good! Go get me some water. I've been talking all morning and I'm almost dehydrated." Fang Zheng said with emotion.
When Honghai'er heard this, he almost cried. Are you almost dehydrated? I'm going to be tortured to death, okay? Ruoruo asked: "Master, can we finish the order today? I know I was wrong."
"Are you kidding? Master, this has just begun! Let's continue chatting when Master takes a drink of water!" Fang Zheng rolled his eyes at Hong Boy.
Hong Hai'er rolled his eyes and fainted. He really couldn't stand it anymore!
When Fang Zheng saw this, a smirk flashed in his eyes.
Fang Zheng was not a verbose person, but Hong Hai'er couldn't do anything without education. But recite the golden hoop mantra, right? To be honest, Fang Zheng still has feelings for Hong Hai'er after being together for so long. When he recited the spell, it hurt so much that he couldn't move his hands. But this naughty kid can't ignore it. let's hit? The skin is rough and the flesh is thick, so it won’t hurt when hit. Scold? Hong Hai'er didn't react at all, so Fang Zheng was probably struck to death by the system's lightning first. Therefore, Fang Zheng thought about it and thought of the torture he was most afraid of when he was a child - Nagging Dafa!
Back then, when Fang Zheng was a naughty kid, Zen Master Yizhi knew how to preach. But the villagers know better!
Fang Zheng was once dragged over by Du Mei to nag him for a day because he stole an egg. Du Mei was in charge of the food. After that day, Fang Zheng always walked around when he saw Du Mei... It was so scary, the memory is still fresh in his mind!
So, Fang Zheng followed Du Mei's example and started nagging Dafa. Now it seems that the effect is not bad...
After letting the monkey take the red boy away, Fang Zheng stretched and went to eat.
After eating, take a look at the pickle jar. The big rocks were pressed down overnight, and large grains of salt and sand were added to squeeze out all the water in the white jade cabbage. There was already a small tank of water. Seeing this, Fangzheng didn't rush and waited two days to add more water. Feel the spiritual energy inside. Sure enough, the spiritual energy is locked in the Buddha vat and condensed on the cabbage. There is no waste or loss. On the contrary, there seems to be a little more. Obviously, the Buddha vat also has the effect of condensing spiritual energy, which also explains how the rootless purified water came to be.
Fang Zheng was naturally very happy about this. He hummed a little tune, went out, sat under the bodhi tree, held his mobile phone, and looked at WeChat.
Sure enough, I haven't looked at it for several days, and there are several more messages.
One was a greeting from Zhao Datong, who almost fell to death when he went up the mountain. Fang Zheng replied casually, but the other party was not online, so forget it.
The second one was from the dirty queen Zhu Lin, saying that the web series she filmed was about to be aired, giving Fang Zheng a chance to watch it. Fang Zheng immediately replied: "Definitely."
The third one was sent by the movie star Snow Eagle Queen Li Xueying. It started with her own emoticon, with a shy look on her face, saying: "Fangzheng, something happened. A batch of materials obtained from Southeast Asia, because Due to the typhoon, the dock is blocked. It is estimated that it will not be shipped in a short time. The construction of the temple will have to wait... "
When Fang Zheng saw this, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey..." Finally he replied: "Amitabha, poor monk, please wait slowly, don't be in a hurry..."
Don't worry, there will be ghosts! Fang Zheng roared in his heart.
Every monk wants to build a large temple. Even the original Yizhi Zen Master also thought that one day he would be able to develop the temple. Although Fangzheng wanted to return to secular life, who wouldn't want to live in a better place? How about something more respectable? What's more, this is one of Zen Master Yizhi's last wishes.
Li Xueying is not online either.
Fang Zheng looked at the movie group. Perhaps because the movie had been filmed and the crew had been disbanded, the people who had been chatting there every day had also become quiet. After so long, there were only a dozen or so messages, and they were basically just saying hello or sending messages. Just a few pictures of expressions.
I closed WeChat and sat under the Bodhi tree, thinking about life's problems.
Just then, Ma Laizi came. He came to learn bamboo carving. If Fang Zheng was in the temple, he would call Ma Laizi and tell him that Ma Laizi would find time to go up the mountain to learn bamboo carving.
Seeing the lame horse coming, the squirrel also jumped down from the tree. As soon as Ma Laizi arrived, it meant that Fang Zheng was about to give a lecture. Although Squirrel is a lazy person who spends three days fishing and two days drying nets, he has never failed in every class. It’s just that he only listens to the lectures and does not work...
Fang Zheng got up and took Ma Laizi to the bamboo forest behind to collect materials and teach on the spot...
(End of chapter)