Under the bodhi tree, Fang Zheng had no intention of reading Buddhist scriptures. There were originally many monsters in the temple, but now a talking salted fish appeared, and he was a little worried. After all, this fish is not an easy-going fish at first glance. You must find a way to beat him to get him to behave. Otherwise, if you jump up to someone and call them ancestor, who can bear this
So, Fang Zheng stood up and walked out of Yizhi Temple, watching Xianyu posing as he was about to jump into Tianlong Pond!
Fang Zheng coughed dryly and said, "Wait a minute!"
However, Fangzheng still underestimated the shame of this salty fish. This guy clearly heard it, but he had no intention of stopping. He jumped into the air, flipped 720 degrees in the air, and formed a sleeping Arhat in the air. With such a posture, he plunged directly into Tianlong Pond!
Seeing Tianlong Pond approaching, a big hand suddenly appeared behind Xianyu's head and lifted him up in the air!
Xianyu was furious: "Who is it?"
Turning his head, he saw that the monkey's eyelids were half drooped, and he said with an indifferent expression: "Master told you to slow down, but you still dare to jump. It seems that you don't plan to have dinner."
Monkeys are inherently flexible, and they even developed their dexterity in order to steal things at Baiyun Temple. What's more, the monkey today is no longer the same monkey as before. Nourished day and night by crystal rice, rootless pure water, Buddha energy, etc., the monkey is now a monster without magical powers or shapeshifting, and its speed and strength are not comparable to those of its kind. Catching this self-righteous, rustling salted fish, and with calculated calculations but not care, it was natural to catch it accurately every time.
Xianyu said disapprovingly: "I am a fish. If I don't jump into the water, how can I live with you on land?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Zheng spoke: "Amitabha, poor monk, I see that you are alive without water. In this case, you can live on land from now on."
"What?!" When Xianyu heard this, he immediately became anxious and shouted quickly: "This is not okay! I am also a fish after all, how can I live on land? I will die if I do this! You are murdering! Killing is a big deal What a sin!”
"Master, don't listen to his nonsense, he has become a spirit. An old salted fish who has lived for 90,000 years will definitely not be able to die even if he is struck by lightning." Honghai'er said.
As soon as these words came out, Xianyu suddenly covered his neck and shouted: "Ah... I can't keep up, I can't keep up with my breathing, I'm going to die! I'm going to die, it's over, it's over, it's over... ah... "
The monkey looked at Fang Zheng helplessly. Fang Zheng touched his chin and said, "Jingfa, dig a hole. If you die, bury it directly."
As soon as he said this, Xianyu rolled his eyes, broke away from the monkey's hand, jumped to the ground, took out a stick from nowhere, leaned on the stick, hunched over, and coughed all the way to Fang Zheng. He looked as if he had aged instantly. Xianyu looked at Fang Zheng pitifully and said, "Master, I'm already old, and I just want to return to my roots. Can you just let me go back to the pond?"
Fang Zheng looked at this living treasure-like guy speechlessly, and silently took out a white handkerchief.
Xianyu asked curiously: "Master, what do you want to do?"
Fang Zheng sighed: "The poor monk is afraid that he will be too harsh and his hands will be full of blood..."
Xianyu's expression suddenly froze and he asked, "Who are you going to hit?"
Fang Zheng said: "Guess?" Then he raised his right hand high, and the Dragon Elephant Strengthening Technique was operating at full strength. He only felt a huge power pouring into his right hand. The whole arm became thicker, and the big palm was as clear as white marble. The carving is average! Everyone can see that once this slap falls, someone may be killed!
Of course you are not afraid of salted fish. Although he is a scumbag, after living for 90,000 years, even if he is really a salted fish, he will become a spirit! It’s not like Fang Zheng can be killed by a half-hearted person, but when he squinted and saw the naughty kid, he raised his hand, subconsciously touched his body that was completely covered with fish scales, and quickly shouted: “Wait a minute! "
"What do you want to say?" Fang Zheng asked.
Xianyu rolled his eyes, knelt down in front of Fangzheng with a bang, and cried loudly: "Master, my life is miserable... Wuwuwu... I'm tens of thousands of years old, so you have to pity me."
Fang Zheng finally understood. This shameless thing can only pretend to be old if it fails to show off, and it can only pretend to be miserable if it fails to show off! From a certain perspective, this guy is really a talent! No, he’s a fisherman! Unfortunately, I was born in the wrong place. If I were born alone and participated in some entertainment show like Super King of Misfortune, I might win the championship.
If it were another place, Fang Zheng wouldn't bother to care about him. But he can't do that here. This is not a strange world in the Lingshan Mountains where monsters are everywhere. Every world has its own rules, and Fang Zheng didn't want this salted fish to break his peace. Therefore, this salted fish must be suppressed and let him understand who is the master here!
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng had an idea and thought of Red Boy. He can seal Honghai'er's magic power at any time, so can he also seal Xianyu's magic power? Thinking of this, Fang Zheng gave it a try...
"Ouch! Where is my magic power?" Xianyu suddenly jumped up from the ground and exclaimed.
When Fang Zheng and Hong Hai'er saw this, they both laughed.
Especially Hong Hai'er, he has always felt aggrieved because his magic power was blocked. Now he finally has a guy who shares this frustration with him. This feeling, let alone, is quite refreshing! Sure enough, suffering alone is far less satisfying than suffering as a group of people!
Fang Zheng saw that Xianyu had lost his mana and said with a smile: "Xianyu, if you want your mana back, just show off. If the poor monk is in a good mood, he can still give you mana. If he is in a bad mood, hum..."
"You took away my magic power? I will fight with you!" When Xianyu heard this, he immediately became anxious. He rolled up his sleeves, and with a roar, he rose into the sky and started to kill!
Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, clenched his fists, and struck the salted fish flying towards him - a gas-consuming heel!
The next moment, the squirrel, the lone wolf, the red boy, and the monkey looked up at the sky.
I saw a salted fish flying hundreds of meters into the air like a salute with a series of ah sounds!
"Wow, fish can fly." The squirrel sighed.
As soon as he finished speaking, Xianyu fell from the sky and cursed at the same time: "Bald thief, take a bite of my old phlegm!" As he spoke, Xianyu had already opened his big mouth and was about to spit! Fang Zheng turned around and pumped his backhand!
Bang!
The salted fish flew up again!
After seeing the red boy, he immediately became happy and shouted: "Master, I'll wait for you outside!"
Then Red Boy ran out.
The squirrel, lone wolf, and monkey are a little confused. What are they doing
When Xianyu dropped a string of long sounds, Fang Zheng changed his angle and slapped him.
Snapped!
The salted fish flew over the courtyard wall and crossed Tianlong Pond!
When the red boy outside saw this, he shouted: "Well done! Take advantage of my spin ball move!"
(End of chapter)