Then Red Boy slapped him across the face.
Snapped!
"Ahhhh..." Xianyu made a string of trills and flew back at high speed.
Xianyu drew an arc and flew into Yizhi Temple. Fang Zheng quickly adjusted his position and slapped Xianyu again, and Xianyu flew out again.
"Good shot! Look at me!" Red Boy shouted!
The salted fish flew back again.
…
After going back and forth for more than ten times, Xianyu even took the time to curse twice. In the end, he finally stopped shouting and shouted: "I'm convinced! I'm convinced! Stop fighting! Let me get down!" "
When Fangzheng heard that the salted fish was finally honest, he hid to the side. The next moment, there was a bang, and a salted fish was slapped on the ground like a dead fish, rolling and rolling several meters away, and then it fell limply. He lay on the ground, panting heavily, and cried: "Are you monks? This is too violent! Wuwuwu..."
Seeing this, Fang Zheng put his hands together and stepped forward and said, "Amitabha, donor, stop pretending. It's useless to make thunder but not rain."
Sure enough, Xianyu stood up the next moment. This guy, like Hong Boy, had rough skin and thick flesh. For him, the slaps given by Fang Zheng and Hong Boy were just a way to stretch his muscles and relax him. What was uncomfortable was the spinning ball used by these two bastards. It was spinning so hard that he felt motion sick and wanted to vomit!
Xianyu got up and said, "Master, what on earth are you going to do?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "It's very simple. After entering Yizhi Temple, you must abide by the rules of Yizhi Temple from now on."
"What if you don't comply?" Xianyu asked weakly, no longer as arrogant as before. Before, when he came to this world, he received a message from the system. The general information of this world and his situation were all clear. He knew exactly what he was here for. He gave it as a reward to the little bald man in front of him. His mission is to be obedient, protect Yizhiji Temple, and use his ability to serve Yizhiji Temple well. But this guy is an out-and-out old salted fish and an old fried dough stick.
As soon as I discovered that there were no Buddhas or monsters in this world, I immediately thought that I was going to be invincible and awesome. Not only did he not want to work for Fang Zheng, he also wanted to be an ancestor and live the life of becoming a Buddha and an ancestor!
It's just that he made a lot of calculations, and only in the end did he realize that he had been tricked by the system! Damn it, it was agreed that there would be no Buddha, but this monk was even more deceitful than the Buddha and directly deprived him of his magic power! They say there are no monsters, but who is that little kid and the big monster king? It was agreed that there would be no evil heretics, but in his opinion, this monk's heart was darker than that of the evil spirits... How could anyone treat an old man like this!
Speaking of reaching ten thousand in the past, at this moment, Xianyu finally recognized everything in front of him. He knew that he was still a salty fish after all, and he could not afford to make big waves, and he became honest.
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "If you don't comply... So what if you compare with him? He is already so well-behaved... Do you want to give it a try?"
Fang Zheng looked at Xianyu with a smile.
Xianyu looked at the well-behaved Hong Boy, shuddered subconsciously, and quickly shouted: "Don't worry, Master, I'm good! From now on, I can be your protector with peace of mind, okay?"
"Okay, Jing Xin, find him a pickle jar, where he will sleep from now on." Fang Zheng said.
Upon hearing this, Xianyu became anxious: "Master, are you really not going to let me enter the pond?"
"You have such a salty smell. If you enter Tianlong Pond, will the water still be usable? Others have been fumed by the salty smell all the way." Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said.
Xianyu opened his mouth and shouted aggrievedly: "Can you blame me? I just turned into a spirit when I was salted. I'm not salty, so that's the blame!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately became angry and roared in his heart: "System! Come out! Are you a koi? A salted fish, okay?"
"Oh, don't be so angry. You can't draw the merits of the real koi, so you can only draw this salted fish. Don't underestimate this salted fish, it is very useful. If you hadn't happened to draw it, Come on, I can’t bear to give it to you.” The system finally said nothing.
"Haha... return the treasure? Tell me, what treasure is there? If it's not good, I'll ask for a return!" Fang Zheng really can't see what's good about this salted fish. It's an old fried dough stick with rough skin and thick flesh. He doesn't hurt when he's beaten, he doesn't cry when he's scolded, and there's a salty smell wherever he goes... This guy is trouble at first glance.
"This salted fish is not an ordinary salted fish. The Buddha traveled to the heavens and suddenly brought back this salted fish. At that time, he was just a salted fish and had no consciousness. The Buddha placed him in front of the lotus platform and preached the Dharma every day. , Later, under the influence of Buddhism, the salted fish became spiritual and turned into a koi. Later, the Buddha put him into the Tianlong Pond, what do you think?" the system asked.
Fang Zheng was puzzled and asked: "How? The Tianlong Pond is salty and the koi fish have ascended to the sky?"
The system said: "The koi did not ascend to heaven, but the effect of Tianlong Pond has been greatly improved! The proportion of koi transforming into dragons has increased by 30%! Buddha said that although this salted fish cannot transform into a dragon on its own, the power he brings The unique ability can turn the water in Tianlong Pond into Buddha's Holy Water. This water can drive away evil spirits, avoid evil, and nourish all living things. Use this water to raise koi, and the chances of transforming into dragons will increase. Use this water to irrigate crops, and the crops will be disease-free and rich in nutrients. , tastes great!”
"Is there such a good thing? There must be a back factor in it, right? Otherwise you would definitely not give it to me so cheaply." Fang Zheng was stunned and glanced at the salted fish secretly. This guy looked like a salted fish no matter how he looked. Thousands of years old fried dough sticks.
The system said: "Indeed, although this salted fish has a lot of benefits, it also has a lot of troubles. As you said, he is a ten-thousand-year-old fried dough stick! Do you really think he only lived for ninety thousand years? Stop talking about this guy. One hundred million words!”
puff!
Fang Zheng almost spurted blood on the spot! Nine trillion years? This guy has lived for nine trillion years without turning into a dragon? Has the light helped others? Fang Zheng really didn't know how to describe this old salted fish, calling him a living **? Or a living scumbag
The system continued: "Buddha said that his expelling shell has an extraordinary origin, and he must have a great opportunity to successfully transform into a dragon. Before transforming into a dragon, he was basically a scumbag... At the same time, this guy has lived too long, and is better than many Bodhisattvas. , Arhat lives a long time. And there are a lot of dragon sons and grandsons who became dragons through his light. In Lingshan, he is really an ancestor. With his character, you can go for it yourself... Buddha also took him It's a bit of a headache. After all, Buddha doesn't have time to care about him every day. It's precisely because he has advantages and disadvantages that he lowers the price to make it cheaper for you. As for returning it, don't even think about it."
After saying that, there was no movement in the system. Fang Zheng called a few times, but the system remained silent.
Fang Zheng knew that there was really no chance of returning the product. The system could pop up and add a salted fish instruction manual to him, which was already considered very generous. Otherwise, according to his ungrateful bastard character, even if he ignores Fang Zheng, Fang Zheng will not be able to do anything.
Since there is no chance of returning the goods, Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish in front of him and said, "Can you control your salty smell?"
(End of chapter)