The main reason why Chen Xian is often dubbed the straight man of steel by Xu Yanan and the others is that Chen Xian is a very nervous person. Except for the things he cares about, he can hardly think of other things. Ninety percent of the details, large and small, would be overlooked by him unconsciously... For example, right now, he is completely unaware of the subtlety of his posture of pressing Zhuge Jing against the wall.
Until the little celestial master made that exclamation.
Until the people coming and going in the corridor couldn't help looking over.
At this point, Chen Xian came to his senses, and then hurriedly let go of Zhuge Jing, thinking in his mind whether to kill the little celestial master on the spot, or hack Zhuge Jing to death to prove his innocence.
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Damn... Even though I'm an emotionless person, I know very well whether I like a man or a woman, bastard!
"You... What do you want to do..." Zhuge Jing noticed some changes in Chen Xian's eyes, and seemed to be able to perceive the slightest danger, so he couldn't help but become ecstatic when he spoke. He was much more vigilant, and he even guessed some dangerous thoughts of Chen Xian in the dark, "You bastard is not planning to kill me to prove my innocence..."
"I'm not such a cruel person, how can you think of me like that?" Chen Xian gave him a very displeased look, and then looked away with some guilt.
Looking at the little celestial master who was still standing motionless with a surprised face, Chen Xian took a deep breath to control his emotions, and then walked towards him slowly.
Perhaps feeling the threat from Chen Xian, the little heavenly master couldn't help but hastily stepped back two steps, and the look on his face became tense.
"You... what do you want to do..."
In the eyes of onlookers, the little celestial master at this moment looks like a weak woman who is about to be bullied by a hooligan, and Chen Xian happens to be that stinky hooligan with a poker face. When Chen Xian approached the little celestial master step by step, all Everyone can see the expression of fear on the little celestial master's face.
Although he never swears, but at this moment, the little celestial master still wants to swear.
Fuck.
What the hell is this bastard trying to do? !
Could it be that he is a big beast? !
Isn't it enough to fall in love with Zhuge Jing? ! Are you still looking at me now? !
Although I do have a bit of a pose... ah bah!
"I was just chatting with him about the game. You can forget about it, but you still shouted... Are you pretending to be shit?"
Chen Xian directly forced the little celestial master back to the corner. Because he was too angry, Chen Xian didn't pay attention to maintaining a friendly distance between the two when he questioned him, and he was only ten centimeters away from cheek to cheek.
"I... ... "
"I've been innocent all my life. At this time, you have ruined me with one sentence... Do you know that you can easily be misunderstood when you say that?"
"that... ... "
"Do you know that I have the heart to kill you?"
"..."
The little celestial master had already held his breath. Although Chen Xian didn't have bad breath, and his mouth only smelled of the candied fruit he had eaten before, but at this distance... the little celestial master felt that he was about to lose his body as soon as he took a breath.
"Section Chief Chen... I won't say if you don't know Zhuge Jing... I won't discriminate against you... so what... can you Can't stay away from me... I.....”
Before the little celestial master finished speaking, Chen Xian went up and choked the little celestial master's neck with his arms, with an expression on his face that wanted to kill... To be honest, Chen Xian didn't have the habit of carrying a knife with him. If he had brought that meat saw knife, he would probably have slashed through it long ago.
Oh shit.
What bullshit are you talking about!
What do you mean I don't know Zhuge Jing clearly? !
What is called... ...
"Don't hit, don't hit!!"
"Section Chief Chen, calm down!! Let go of the little Heavenly Master!! His face has turned pale..."
If it was in the past, if Chen Xian dared to play a trick of locking his throat without saying a word, the little celestial master would dare to summon thunder to kill him, but now... the situation is quite special, Chen Xian locked the little one. In an instant, the celestial master stumbled on his right leg and fell to the ground together with himself.
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That's it.
Chen Xian used the little celestial master as an example to teach everyone present a lesson, don't use bean buns as dry food!
Don't you all think I'm just a little bit of parasite control
Now let you gang of ignorant ones see what real hand-to-hand combat is! What is a man's romance! When it comes to melee combat, I, Chen Axian, have really never convinced anyone! When I strangle this bastard, Little Heavenly Master, you will know that I am innocent!
"Mom!! Killed!!"
I don't know who made the howl first, after that, screams rang out in the corridor one after another, and many staff members stepped forward to separate the two, but before they could Chen Xian lit up his flying feet one by one when he got close to him. Although each kick probably didn't hit anyone, the deterrence was enough. At least no one dared to step forward with the deadly flying feet that could make the air neigh.
The little celestial master has never been so scared. It is no exaggeration. He has experienced countless tribulations and hardships since he was a child, but none of them made him so scared... He was hugged by Chen Xian (strangled ) in his arms, the little celestial master didn't even have the desire to resist, and instinctively wanted to imitate those girls and call for help, but Chen Xian's arms were too tight, and now it was difficult for him to breathe, let alone call for help.
Just when everyone was helpless and could only watch the little Tianshi's face getting paler and paler in silence, the doors of the surrounding private rooms opened one after another, and almost 95% of the contestants ran out at this moment , because they all heard the phrase "Mom, I killed someone" shouted by someone before.
It is a common problem of human beings to love to watch the excitement.
Aliens are not exempt from vulgarity.
So at this moment, their purpose of running out is the same, they all want to see who is daring to act wild here? What's the difference between wanton killing and courting death on the territory of the Kunlun Society? Do you really not take those big guys upstairs seriously
Who is so courageous
Who on earth is it
Everyone glanced casually in the corridor with both curiosity and doubt, and soon saw two figures entangled on the floor.
When they saw clearly who the two people were, they fell silent immediately, and the noisy corridor became silent in an instant.
Well... this picture is really complicated... .
"Fuck! The surname is Chen! How dare you sneak attack our captain!"
Not long after leaving the medical room, Wang Huaijin rushed up with her sleeves rolled up, Guo Sixian followed closely behind, and on the other side, Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng also rushed over with weapons in their hands. The expression of fighting to the death with the opponent.
"Damn, you dare to pull your hands?! Lao Liu and I will go up and hack them to death!!"
Compared with the simple-minded men with well-developed limbs in the team, the women in these two teams are obviously much more rational.
"Take it down, they're the first to do it." Xu Yanan handed the phone to Mu He, and gave Mr. Skeleton a look, "We're in self-defense, don't keep your hands, Bones, I'll be responsible for smacking Lu Youzhi Your big mouth, you are in charge of other people, whoever dares to mess around will bite him to death!"
"No problem...but...why should I bite to death..." Mr. Skull looked at Xu Yanan with aggrieved expression, "I'm not a dog..... .”
"Then you beat them to death!"
"this is okay."
As soon as the words fell, Xu Yanan rushed forward and pretended to stop Lu Yisheng and them.
"Oh, don't hit, don't hit! Don't hit!"
At the same time, the little celestial master and his team also made the latest battle plan.
"I'm in charge of going up to slap Xu Yanan's big mouth, Xiao Lu, you are in charge of the others, sister Yu Nian, you go and help the captain!"
"it is good!"
Perhaps because he realized that the situation was about to evolve to the point where it was difficult to end, the little celestial master who did not dare to resist Chen Xian also began to struggle, but Chen Xian looked around and saw that there were many people coming, so he followed the path of the little celestial master struggling. Li Dao let go of his hand.
However, the two of them didn't have a tacit understanding, so they didn't cooperate very well. The moment Chen Xian let go, because the little celestial master was struggling too hard... just heard a sting, and the Taoist robe on the little celestial master was directly crushed. Most of Chen Xian was torn off, and even the white lining inside was torn into two pieces abruptly, which immediately caused many female audiences to scream excitedly.
"Fuck, it's so white." Seeing this scene, Lu Yisheng couldn't help but stop, "This kid won't hide in the Taoist temple every day and apply cream to his chest, right?"
"Cut, what are these girls calling farts, the grandson doesn't have a slender body, and he can't see any chest muscles..." Li Daosheng complained to himself as if he didn't hear Lu Yisheng's words He said, "When you see his figure, you can scream, but if you see my figure, you can't..."
"Throw up the overnight meal?" Lu Yisheng asked tentatively.
Hearing this, Li Daosheng immediately decided to kill Lu Yisheng, this bastard before doing Wang Huaijin and the others... How can a dog talk so disgustingly! Isn't Lao Tzu stronger than that kid? !