Amidst the screams in the corridor, Chen Xian had already stood up silently. He looked at the two pieces of tattered cloth he was still holding in his hand, and wanted to apologize to the little celestial master...... But after thinking about it, this bastard caused all these troubles, and immediately gave up the idea of apologizing.
"The dignified little celestial master of Longhushan, showing his breasts in public, is really indecent to the extreme!" Chen Xian selectively forgot what he had done before, and threw the cloth casually, with a look of contempt Looking at Xiao Tianshi calmly, he said, "I will write a report letter to the organizer in a while! You see, if the organizer can do it or not, you will be finished!"
"You... how can you do this...."
The little celestial master has never met such an unreasonable person as Chen Xian. After his Taoist robe was torn, he was about to cry out of anger. Now that he saw Chen Xian coming to trick the villain to file a complaint first, his eyes turned red immediately She looked like a big girl with yellow flowers who had just been insulted by hooligans.
"You obviously did this!! Why do you still report me?!"
"Then I don't care."
Chen Xian patted the dust on his body expressionlessly, and he didn't look at the aggrieved little celestial master when he was talking.
"Anyway, you caused this matter, and in the final analysis, this matter is also your fault!"
"How can you blame me for this!"
The little celestial master got up from the ground with red eyes, seeing his menacing posture, as if he would pounce on Chen Xian at any moment and kill this stinking shameless person, and he was faintly crying when he spoke.
"It's obviously you and Zhuge Jing who are flirting with each other in the corridor! You did such an indecent thing in public... Can't I say it after seeing it!"
Everyone: "???"
"You fart! I'm talking about the game with him! What the fuck are you calling Qingqing me!"
Everyone: "???"
"There must be something wrong with you two!"
Everyone: "???!!!"
At this moment, Lu Yisheng, who is the most gossip-minded, couldn't help being curious, and walked up to Chen Xian and asked, "Boss, what happened to you and Zhuge Jing? Why did he say that you are in love with each other?"
"I chatted with him about the competition, and then we talked about going to the Bureau of Secrets to file for a private competition... Why do you look at me like that?"
"No...so what...boss...you and Zhuge Jing really..."
Before Lu Yisheng could ask any more questions, Chen Xian went up to choke his throat and almost pressed Lu Yisheng's head into Lu Yisheng's own crotch.
"You don't even believe my words, I'm really... the sixth child! You go and say hello to the organizer! Just say that the Lu descendants will retire if they die!"
"Boss... Is this... is this appropriate..." Li Daosheng couldn't control the twitching corners of his mouth, but he still put on a very painful expression, After all, it feels very uncomfortable to watch the brother-in-law fight, "If the organizer asks how he died... how should I answer?"
"Just say that he died of mushroom poisoning!" Chen Xian gave a convincing answer without hesitation. After all, there were a lot of wild mushrooms in the dishes they ate at noon today. Food, people left just now, do you have anything else to ask?"
Li Daosheng originally wanted to be naughty again, but when he saw Chen Xian's murderous eyes, he immediately understood... If he was naughty again, he would be the next person to leave.
"Zhuge Jing! Please explain to me!" Chen Xian yelled at Zhuge Jing while strangling Lu Yisheng's neck, "We were talking about the competition just now, right! I still want to challenge you, right? ! We all talked about filing with the Bureau of Secrets... ”
"Yeah yeah."
Zhuge Jing has been taking videos with his mobile phone, his hippie smile looks like a beating, and he is extremely perfunctory when he explains. The words that come out of his mouth are really not convincing at all. .
"Chen Xian...what's going on..." Xu Yanan moved closer to Chen Xian nervously, ignoring Lu Yisheng, who turned purple and rolled his eyes, begging for help.
"It's exactly what I said just now. I was chatting with Zhuge Jing, and this bastard suddenly opened the door and came out. When he saw me standing with Zhuge Jing, he said that I had an affair with him... . ..." Chen Xian freed up a middle finger at this point, pointing directly at the ragged little celestial master, "Do you think I can not beat him?"
"That must be beaten!" Li Daosheng was filled with righteous indignation.
"Can I not hit his head on the ground?" Chen Xian asked again.
Before Li Daosheng had time to cheer again, he heard an angry voice coming from beside him, as if the speaker was about to die at any moment, that kind of hoarse voice and weak tone made people feel unlucky no matter how they heard it.
It was as if the dead were talking.
"That is required... ... "
Lu Yisheng rolled his eyes and twitched. Before his life was about to disappear, he still wanted to seize the opportunity to struggle.
It has to be said that his struggle still had a certain effect.
Chen Xian originally used both hands to strangle him, but now that he was so sensible, Chen Xian let him go......
Just strangle him with one hand.
"How do I know so much... I only see..." The little celestial master seemed to realize his mistake, and when he said these words, his expression became a little ashamed, "I'm sorry. .. ...maybe the two of you pose too delicately so I... …”
"You fart! Obviously your thoughts are too dirty!"
Chen Xian glared at the little celestial master viciously, without any intention of giving him face.
"Let me tell you, you offended me today, offended to death... You better pray that you don't bump into me in the next game, or you should prepare the coffin!"
"..."
"And you!" Chen Xian turned his eyes away from Xiao Tianshi, and looked directly at Zhuge Jing who was hiding in the crowd and holding up his mobile phone to secretly take pictures, "If you explain it to me at the beginning, there won't be so many things! Next time If you meet me in the field! I have to put your head in your ass and wash it! See if your brain is filled with water or shit!"
“…….”
At this moment, everyone suddenly understood one thing. It's not that Chen Xian doesn't know how to swear, he's just too lazy to move his mouth. If you really want him to spray someone... Yes, like now, he can point at your nose and spray It's too embarrassing to talk back even if it makes your dog bloody.
"go back."
Chen Xian seemed to have calmed down a little after spraying those two people, and mercifully let go of the hand that strangled Lu Yisheng's neck. Walking to the private room of the team, he was still muttering unhappily.
"Don't play with these idiots, I feel like I'm lowering my IQ if I talk to them more!"
"..."
When Yu Sheng, who was walking at the end of the line and holding the chatterbox tree, entered the door, Chen Xian kicked his foot unceremoniously, only to hear a muffled bang, and the door was closed just like that. After figuring out what was going on, everyone stayed in the corridor and looked at each other.
Fuck
What is going on
Could it be... Chen Xian and Zhuge Jing had a falling out? !
Almost everyone who participated in the competition knew that Chen Xian had a relationship with Zhuge Jing in private, and the two had a good relationship and looked like friends, but now it seems... this misunderstanding made Chen Xian quite angry , could it be that he is going to turn against Zhuge Jing?
"Captain, let's go back and watch the game!"
"Is the game as good as this? I'll watch it later!"
"Don't tell me... Little Tianshi really doesn't look like a foreigner with his skin and tender flesh!"
"Why are you staring at him, girl! Don't my two six-pound chest muscles attract your attention enough?"
"Are you pectoral muscles? I think the only person in the world with a higher body fat percentage than you is a pig!"
“…….”
Except for Little Heavenly Master and his team, the other teams were all chatting in the corridor, and the expressions on their faces were also gossiping. It is estimated that they have not seen such a wonderful "conflict" in many years. "It's...
"Brother Zhang, go back and change your clothes quickly. Your current look is indeed a bit out of place, and it hurts a little bit."
Zhuge Jing said with a smile, without waiting for the short-tempered little celestial master to say anything, he walked towards his private room without turning his head, with the look of "I'm just gloating about my misfortune".
The little celestial master had never been wronged so much before, he looked at the back of Zhuge Jing leaving with red eyes, and then turned his head to look at the closed door of Chen Xian's private room, he was so wronged that he was about to cry.
"These bastards... If I meet them in the competition... I will call lightning to kill them eight hundred times!"