Today, Lu Yisheng finally realized what it means to survive a catastrophe and what it means to escape from the dead... If Chen Xian hadn't calmed down in time, I guess he would really have to confess here today, and it's not just that he died. It's simple, and even after death, people will be dubbed the famous name of "a fool who eats fungi and is poisoned".
"Boss, you almost sent me away..." Lu Yisheng lay on the sofa gasping for breath, his voice was still trembling, "I thought you were really going to strangle me... .. .”
"I was a little out of control just now. I apologize to you." Chen Xian is a very sensible person, so after calming down, he directly apologized to Lu Yisheng, but after thinking about it carefully... This bastard should have been beaten to add fuel to the fire, but I just temporarily deprived him of oxygen for dozens of seconds.
At this moment, Lu Yisheng seemed to have been stimulated by something, and sat up from the sofa like a dead man pretending to be a corpse, and looked at Chen Xian angrily.
"You apologize to me?!"
"Yes... yes... did I apologize to you..." Chen Xian was a little guilty when he stared at him, and at the same time he was also thinking in his heart, maybe it was because I made a move before too heavy? Hurt the feelings between brothers
"You are my boss! Does the boss need to apologize for beating up my younger brother?" Lu Yisheng glared at Chen Xian angrily. Seeing that his boss didn't understand what he meant, he thought for a while and gave an example, " You see, when I bullied Lao Liu, did I ever apologize to him!"
"..."
When Chen Xian didn't know what to say to respond to him, Li Daosheng couldn't listen anymore, and kicked Lu Yisheng's thigh directly.
"Don't take me with you when you talk like a dog! You haven't been beaten by me when you don't apologize!"
"Oh, let's not talk about this! The main thing is attitude! Do you understand the attitude problem? Apologize to me? The relationship between brothers is still weak!"
"..."
When Lu Yisheng pinched Li Daosheng's neck and cried to Li Daosheng, Xu Yanan couldn't help but opened his mouth out of curiosity.
She secretly tugged at the corner of Chen Xian's clothes, motioning for him to come closer to her, then leaned into his ear and asked in a low voice, "You don't like men, do you?"
Hearing this question, Chen Xian was silent for two seconds, and tentatively asked back.
"Do you want me to send you away?"
"Oh, don't be kidding me, seriously, I don't discriminate against this..."
Although Xu Yanan already had the answer in his heart, he still asked this question that gave Chen Xian a headache.
"Why do you think I like men?" Chen Xian looked at her very puzzled.
"Because I didn't realize that you like women..." Xu Yanan said in a low voice, turning her head cautiously, and peeking at him again, "Have you ever liked women?"
Chen Xian recalled it carefully for a while, then shook his head and said no.
"Then why do you think I suspect you like men?" Xu Yanan asked calmly.
"Your question is flawed..." Chen Xian said helplessly, "If you say that I have never liked a woman, it means that I like men? Your analysis method is less reliable than Schrödinger's sexual orientation. .. ... "
At this time, the debate between Li Daosheng and Lu Yisheng has reached a fever pitch. One side says that the brotherhood is not as good as it used to be, and the other side says that you are farting... The two are choking each other and moving towards the edge of the sofa. , calmly distanced himself from Chen Xian and the others.
"Then how can you prove that you like women?" Xu Yanan asked with a smile.
If this question is not for Chen Xian, but for Lu Yisheng, then he can answer it almost instantly, because he doesn't have to think at all... Lu Yisheng's computer hard drive is the iron proof, The things treasured there are proofs that he likes women, and he can directly move out the computer to teach everyone what is iron proof.
But what about Chen Xian
He doesn't have the hobbies of Lu Yisheng, nor has he pursued or even liked others, so asking him to produce evidence to prove his orientation... This is indeed a bit embarrassing! It's as difficult as being locked up in a mental hospital and trying to prove to the doctor that you are a normal person!
"Then how do you want me to prove it?" Chen Xian directly pushed the question back, looking at Xu Yanan who had started to think seriously, feeling a little headache.
"You don't have anyone you like?" Xu Yanan asked with the last gleam of expectation.
"If you talk about the love between men and women..."
Chen Xian frowned and thought about it seriously. After all, he had hardly thought about this question, so he couldn't give an answer for a while... After thinking for almost two minutes, Chen Xian shook his head.
"That's not true."
"cut."
Xu Yanan gave Chen Xian a blank look, but before she could say anything, Mu He, who had been quiet for a long time, suddenly asked Chen Xian a question.
"Then do you have that kind of... that is, the kind that you have a little liking for... have you?"
"Favorite? I can't tell the difference."
Chen Xian frowned in distress, because he didn't know much about emotions, and... maybe it was born, his concept of emotions was very vague, as ordinary people often say He may have had these feelings, such as having a good impression or being moved, but he can't tell them apart and doesn't remember them.
"Can't tell..." Mu He sighed in disappointment.
"He won't understand you if you make things complicated with him. He's a piece of wood..." Xu Yanan said helplessly, and then gave Chen Xian an example, "To put it simply, what are the opposite sexes that you can compare by looking at them?" Is it pleasing to the eye?"
"If I said that earlier, I would have understood!" Chen Xian looked at her dumbfounded, "I think you are all very pleasing to the eye."
"..."
"There is also the sixth sister, Xiao Liu from the logistics department, and Xiao Li who often helps me copy materials. By the way, the cafeteria aunt of the sub-bureau is also very pleasing to my eyes. The old aunt looks very kind and calls me every time. Lots of dishes!"
"..."
At this moment, both Xu Yanan and Mu He began to take a deep breath, because they were trying their best to restrain their urge to hack Chen Xian to death.
"It turns out that we are on the same level as the cafeteria aunt..." Xu Yanan sneered.
"I'm not as good as Xiao Li who often copies materials for you..." Mu He sneered.
"Is this even better?" Chen Xian was stunned, and suddenly felt that his brain circuit couldn't keep up with these two women, so he had to look back at Lu Yisheng and the others, hoping that these two good brothers could help him solve the problem. rescue.
But it turns out that at certain special moments, these two so-called brothers are unreliable besides losing their chains and selling out their teammates. Just now that Chen Xian looked over to him, the two of them escaped by urinating without saying a word. The private room was withdrawn.
"Boss, I'm in a hurry to pee, I'm going to the bathroom."
"I'll go as well!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Daosheng glanced at the onlookers sitting next to him.
"Brother Bones, Xiao Yu, Xiao Budian, and that light bulb tree, you can go to the bathroom with us too."
"it is good!"
Yu Sheng is not used to rejecting others, so even if he doesn't have the desire to go to the toilet now, he is willing to accompany Li Daosheng and the others, and Mr. Skeleton and the others don't care, anyway, sitting here and listening to Xu Yanan and the others say those words that they don't understand It was also quite boring, so I simply went to the bathroom with Li Daosheng and the others.
After the door was closed, a delicate atmosphere fell into the private room.
very quiet.
It was so quiet that Chen Xian was at a loss.
As we all know, Chen Xian is a person who likes to be quiet, and he would instinctively dislike any noisy place, but now... he felt that this quiet atmosphere was a bit weird, and it actually made him a little uncomfortable. got used to.
"Why don't you talk?"
Chen Xian asked in a low voice. Although he didn't know why the current atmosphere became so strange, there was still an inexplicable tension in his heart, and his tone of speech became cautious.
Xu Yanan didn't answer Chen Xian's words, as if she didn't hear his voice, she rested her chin on her hand and watched the live broadcast of the game on the screen, with a pensive look in her eyes, as if she was thinking about something... . .. And the same is true for Muhe beside him, holding an open bag of potato chips in his arms but not eating a bite, quietly watching the big screen in a daze.
After a while, Xu Yanan suddenly spoke.
"Is there any difference between us and the canteen aunt?"
"Different?" Chen Xian was taken aback.
"Is your affection for them the same as your affection for us?" Xu Yanan asked.
Chen Xian thought carefully for a while, then whispered.
"It seems different."
Hearing this, Xu Yanan and Mu He came back to their senses, and their dull eyes gradually became brighter.
"What's different?" Xu Yanan asked hastily.
"We are special, aren't we?" Mu He also seemed excited.
Chen Xian laughed helplessly, feeling that the two girls' brains were not working well, and the development trend of IQ was not optimistic.
"How can you be like them? You are..."
Just when Chen Xian was about to give them an answer, his mobile phone on the coffee table suddenly rang twice.
Chen Xian picked up his phone and looked, it was a text message from the organizer.
"Who is it?" Xu Yanan asked curiously.
"At this juncture, who else but the organizer..." Chen Xian smiled helplessly, and said, "I'll call Lao Lu and the others, it's our turn to play soon, then Bian has already started urging us to get identity verification."