One day, Hao Ren will understand what extraordinary foresight is, what is the wisdom of a goddess, and what is a crow's mouth-level utterance. Some truths have been speculated to be close to each other. Obviously, mental obstacles have not hindered the intellectual strength of the fairy sister.
However, now Hao Ren just thinks that his boss is really sick, whether he can maintain the atmosphere of the company.
"Let's eat some fruit first, we've been talking for a long time," Raven 12345 continued with his weird-looking face of a paralyzed Virgin Mary, pushing the melons and fruits on the table in front of Hao Ren while talking. "You don't have to be polite with me. Anyway, our unit doesn't have so many rules. These are all prepared for the post inspection. As a result, the post inspection just ate three or four melon seeds and left."
Hao Ren still appreciates Raven 12345's amiable sister Fan Er. Of course, it would be even better if the other party can replace the "special emoticon package for boss inspection" that has been solidified like copper and iron on his face. He casually grabbed a fruit that looked like a nectarine from the plate and asked curiously, "Eating three or four melon seeds? Exaggerate it..."
"No exaggeration," Raven 12345 waved his hand, "The one who came to check the post is a superior crow god, you know the crow god, right? The one you saw last time was only that big..."
The goddess sister said while gesturing to the length of a palm: "It's only this tall when it's straightened. Fortunately, I also prepared a lot of fruit plates, but the little one was full after eating three melon seeds. Later, I thought about it. , Eating such a small amount is not good hospitality, so I used chopsticks to force the fourth melon seed into her... "
Hao Ren was sweating all over his head at that time: He felt that the sister of the goddess had a problem with the understanding of the four words "considerate hospitality"!
Raven 12345 next to him was still touching his chin and feeling good about himself: "So, I should be rated as advanced this year..."
Hao Ren's white sweat was already dripping down to his feet: I'm still talking about advanced! You didn't kill the imperial envoy with a chopstick!
But then again, Hao Ren was really impressed by the palm-sized bean crow god. At that time, he heard that this kind of figure goddess was the god of "messenger, traveler, and inspector". He patrols the streets in the macro world, and now he has a better understanding of the work of the Crow God. The nature of his work is like wandering around the campus... Oh no, the dean who checks the quality of education is almost the same...
Optimistically, it is estimated that Raven 12345 has nothing to do with the progress of the year-end evaluation in this life.
Hao Ren gnawed at the strange and various fruits in the fruit plate. These things were obviously not produced in the human world, and most of them were treasures from the God Realm. They had the same nature as the golden apples back then, but their taste was much more wonderful. , For example, the "nectarine" he is holding now, although it looks like a nectarine, it is actually black pepper steak flavor...
"I thought I was hallucinating at the first bite," Hao Ren stared at the fruit in his hand, "Didn't you spoil it?"
"How can it be, they are all fresh," Raven 12345 smiled (the only expression she can make now is a slight smile), "They are all specialties cultivated by the God Realm, researched by the Goddess of Life herself. A boss is very good at eating, so the food in the God Realm is also a must - come and try this again, I mainly want you to taste this."
Suspiciously, Hao Ren took what the goddess sister handed over. It looked like grapes, it felt like grapes, and it smelled like grapes, but with the nectarine base that was full of black pepper steak just now, he is now I really can't believe the appearance of the fruit of the God Realm: "You tell me what it is called first, and I will decide whether to eat it or not..."
"The emperor is amazed." The goddess sister casually tossed out a name that smacked the sky.
Hao Ren immediately felt that he couldn't do without food: "What the hell?"
"The emperor's amazement, because this thing once made our big boss slip up at the table - that time was a state banquet where the three gods gathered, you know the power of this fruit. How about it, don't try it?"
This time, without waiting for Raven 12345 to finish speaking, Hao Ren stuffed the "grape" into his mouth, and yelled vaguely while stuffing it: "Eat, eat, eat, it's not human, it sounds like he's meowing." At least one thousand years of gong... poof!"
Before Hao Ren could finish his sentence, a shock went straight to his forehead and burst from his mouth, rushing to the end of every nerve in his limbs. On the tongue, even in the brain. At this moment, he even felt that he broke through the senses of human beings, the neural structure of carbon-based organisms, the material barrier of this world, and touched another experience in the non-human realm with his tongue—no exaggeration, what is this TM? What a smell! ups and downs? You can’t describe it with the taste, you feel every nerve on your tongue trembling as if you’ve been electrified, the impact rushes from your throat to your brain, and then your whole body is itchy and neurotoxic Usually, this kind of shock lasted for ten minutes, ten minutes!
A "grape" caused Hao Ren to breathe normally after ten minutes. He regained his clarity from a dizziness, and there were still indescribable "taste" oscillating on his tongue, but the amazing thing was that after the impact, his The spirit is very good, and he can still exclaim with his tongue out: "What the hell is this fucking thing?!"
Raven 12345 flicked a small ball of light on Hao Ren's head: "You forgot what the employee rules say? Civilized words and deeds are on the job, and you are not allowed to swear in the unit during work—you must wait for the leader to finish swearing before you swear." "
Hao Ren tried his best to straighten his tongue: "Um... so what is this?"
"The emperor is amazed," Raven 12345 leaned back on the chair, "It's amazing."
Hao Ren felt that he was being tricked by the goddess sister: "Is this thing still called 'The Emperor's Amazement'?"
"That's right, the big boss was amazed after eating it," Raven 12345 said in a serious tone, "just like you were amazed... oh no, he didn't say 'I'm sorry', he said ' Fuck'. After the big boss finished marveling, this thing was named 'Emperor's Marvel' by the God of Time."
Hao Ren jumped half a meter high: "... What does 'Emperor Amazement' mean?!"
"What do you think?" Raven 12345 glanced at Hao Ren, "The naming method of our Xiling culture has always been simple, straightforward and easy to understand."
Hao Ren's brain was hit by a grape and he was dazed. There were a few questions he wanted to ask and he couldn't remember them now. He shook his head and sat back on the chair, pointing to the remaining bunches on the plate. The emperor exclaimed": "Speaking of which, there will be no after-effects after eating this thing, right?"
"It's okay, don't worry, our God Realm's food safety is improving, and these newly cultivated things are specially added with the function of 'anti-kung fu explosion', not to mention that you will be fine after eating it, even your gang will be fine if they eat it. "
Hao Ren rolled his eyes, and casually took out a plastic bag from his portable space, and put the bunch of "grapes" into the plastic bag with a smirk: "Then I'll take some back home for my family to try..."
Raven 12345 was shocked by Hao Ren's face: "You come to visit the leader's house and even eat and take?"
"I have pity on my family. They are either old, have suffered setbacks in their careers, or have been born in the wrong place and are confused on the road of life, or have lived half their lives wandering, or even have lonely seedlings whose entire family has been wiped out. I eat outside With the treasures of heaven and earth in the God Realm, they..."
"You pretend and leave quickly!" Raven 12345 raised his hand and pointed at the door (specially emphasizing that she still had the smile of the Virgin on her face), "I was not as shameless as you are now when I was just out of my mind!"
Hao Ren got the order and left with his plate in his hands...
After Hao Ren left, the courtyard surrounded by green walls and streams returned to tranquility. Raven 12345 sat on the chair without moving. Aren’t you tired of time, I was the one who taught you your stealth skills.”
The air not far away shook out of thin air, and the space rippled like water waves. A woman with the same appearance and appearance as Raven 12345, but with a dignified and calm demeanor, appeared: "I mean, why did you specifically ask me to bring you a gift from Shadow City?" That thing—I thought your taste suddenly changed. You are really kind to him."
"Excellent employees, special treatment," Raven 12345 smiled, "By the way, 23333, can you stop keeping a straight face and be a little more friendly like me."
"Affinity and heartlessness are not the same concept," Raven 23333 corrected seriously, and moved to the next topic before Raven 12345 jumped up, "By the way, do you think it will come in handy after he eats it?"
"For sure," Raven 12345 nodded, "I've read all his reports, and analyzed all the samples. There is at least one attribute that can't be escaped from the Dream Plane, and that's the corrosiveness of the mind. Hao Rendui's soul resistance is definitely right, 'Emperor's Exclamation' is something that the Soul Reaper has personally blessed, a divine blessing at the level of a great goddess, I don't believe that this level of permanent spiritual protection can be used by a city or a country The reactionary elements in the junction were destroyed."
"The Great Goddess personally blesses you." Raven 23333 looked at a "grape" on the table, which Hao Ren accidentally dropped when he left with his plate just now. The smell was quite normal at the time, but why did His Majesty Sandora bless her to become this smell?"
Raven 12345: "... this must be a high-level miracle, we don't understand it, don't study it."
"It doesn't matter." Raven 23333 frowned slightly, "But I think it's not good for you to change the name of this thing casually. What's the 'Emperor's Exclamation', this is not the official name."
"Let me tell you, I can't even listen to the original name. How can I say 'The Emperor's Fuck'... I am mentally ill, but I also have embarrassment cancer. These two diseases do not conflict."
"That's true."
"That's right, mental illness and embarrassing cancer just don't conflict."
Raven 23333: "…"
She felt that she still couldn't communicate with her senior who had a problem... (To be continued~^~)