Hao Ren didn't know that the two goddesses were whispering in the garden and calculating his future work arrangements. At this time, he had already returned home with a mouthful of numbness (the sequelae of "The Emperor's Exclamation"), and pushed the room away. The door saw "Roll" squatting on the coffee table in the center of the living room.
The catwoman focused her attention on the ground in front of the coffee table, where there was a bright spot dangling around. The stupid cat stared straight at the bright spot on the ground, and her head swayed around. The source of the bright spot was not far away. The laser pointer in her hand: The husky girl smiled at this time with a harmless face, she seemed to have completely forgotten that she was afraid of cats when she first came to this house, probably in her mind, a cat that walks upright is not a cat , Anyway, at this time, a cat and a dog are playing happily.
Everyone knows the consequences of playing with a laser pointer in front of a cat. Anyway, "rolling" on the coffee table lasted less than five seconds in total, and then rushed down to the bright spot, and then Lily started to wave the laser pointer and point around, and the cat girl jumped up and down in the whole living room following the spot of light. Originally, Hao Ren was standing at the door watching the commotion—the fight between the two bewildered girls is quite eye-catching, isn’t it—but the commotion turned into a commotion within a few seconds, and he watched the stupid cat kick over the side of the sofa The trash can, followed by the electric fan on the small table, followed by various other things, the living room was instantly clanging!
The excited husky and the crazy cat together are a devastating disaster. I saw Lily directing the stupid cat to scurry around with a laser pointer, and the speed of becoming a cat demon can bring out sixteen afterimages , the whole living room was like a typhoon passing by like wind and clouds, and in the chaos, the two ignorant girls kept shouting happily: "Wow, up, up!" "Meow! Meow!" "Aww..." "Meow... ah! Big cat!"
The movement in the living room became as noisy as a cat and dog market in a blink of an eye, and then completely quieted down, because the cat girl bumped her head on the leg of Hao Ren who was standing at the door, and Lily noticed it all of a sudden. Landlord who just came home.
Hao Ren understood how those people who raised bears, dogs, and crazy cats felt when they returned home and found that the situation in the house had changed. Cats and dogs, the destructive power of these two goods is multiplied hundreds of times! What happened in three seconds just now is enough for other people's cats and dogs to work all day, and he didn't even think of stopping it.
A white light flashed, and Lily rushed over from the other side of the living room. The husky and the cat demon stood side by side in front of Hao Ren. The two girls lowered their heads and waited for the training without saying a word. Hao Ren watched them for a while with blue veins on his head, but suddenly the corners of his mouth curled up, and he reached out and took out two "grapes" from his portable space: "Here, here you are!" Let's have a good meal..."
Lily was not stupid after all, she didn't believe that Hao Ren handed over something normal with a smile after she got into trouble, so she hesitated for a while, and the cat girl next to her was much more innocent, she had become a habit of being fed by Hao Ren, He reached out and grabbed the small fruit and stuffed it into his mouth: "Thank you big cat, meow is ready to eat!"
Hao Ren, on the other hand, took advantage of the fact that Lily turned her face to observe the cat girl's reaction, and stuffed a fruit into the husky girl's mouth.
Then I started to smile and wait for the reaction...
Thirty minutes later, Vivienne, who was out for a walk, returned home. As soon as the vampire girl entered, she found Gun and Lily running around cleaning in the living room, while Hao Ren was lying on the sofa watching TV. She was quite surprised : "Hao Ren, are you back? Why are you two so good today?"
Before Hao Ren could say anything, Lily threw the broom in her hand, ran up to Vivienne, and stretched out her hand mysteriously: "Bat, open your mouth, I'll give you something delicious..."
Vivian would be a ghost if she could believe in Lily. Putting aside the love and killing between the two, under normal circumstances, have you ever seen a dog take the initiative to pass the food to others? But it doesn't matter if she doesn't believe it, because Gun also came over, and the cat girl also stretched out her hand mysteriously: "Vivienne, I'll give you something good to eat, the big cat brought it back today!"
So Vivian believed it...
After a while, Izaks and his father, who went out to collect old appliances, returned to the court. As soon as the old little devil entered the door, he heard a very enthusiastic voice: "Big man/Elizabeth, I'll give you a good meal!"
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Facts have proved that people learn to be bad quickly, and it's the same for non-human beings—the guys around Hao Ren have been with each other for a long time, and each one is worse than the other!
People came back one after another, and everyone was stuffed with good things. In the end, even Nangong Wudi and Elsa, who were looking at the store on the street, were not spared—Nangong Sanba directly packed the remaining fruit and sent it to the second elder. , when he came back, he had a bag the size of a fist on his head...
Even Doudou was tricked by Lily to lick the "God Fruit", and the little mermaid burst into tears...
Satisfied to see that everyone enjoyed the same experience as himself, Hao Ren immediately felt a lot more balanced. He put the remaining fruits of the God Realm on the tea table together with the dish that came back, and picked his teeth. Leaning on the sofa, I muttered to myself while watching TV: "Everyone, just try it out, just try it out. You can't find this stuff in other places. It's time to increase your life experience."
This is not just nonsense, because Hao Ren is sure that the gang at home definitely have this mentality... Of course, it is only when they pull others into the pit.
Nangong Wuyue made a big lump next to the coffee table, and while making pure water to rinse Doudou's mouth, she said casually: "Actually, I think it's okay, the taste is not that strong..."
Vivian squinted at her: "Nonsense, the sea monster's sense of taste is almost a decoration, you are considered elemental creatures!"
"There's still something left, why don't you eat it?" Hao Ren pointed to the fruit plate on the coffee table and looked around at the people around him, but just as he finished speaking, he screamed in surprise and rushed to the back of the sofa...
"Look at that," Hao Ren curled his lips, "Don't worry, the rest of the food is normal. Although the taste doesn't match the appearance, at least it's not bad. Come on Lily, try this, this Something like a banana is sweet and sour pork loin."
Of course, Hao Ren didn't bring such a bunch of messy things back for a prank - well, there was part of the reason, but more because he was sure that these were good things. He has already witnessed the power of golden apples, so these are also from the God Realm, and they are said to be specially bred varieties. They are definitely not bad, and the effect may be even better. After all, this is specially prepared by Raven 12345 to deal with the leader Chagang. There have been a lot of incidents recently, Hao Ren always has a feeling that the storm is about to come, and the guys around him are always running around with enthusiasm, so the chances of encountering various dangerous things are naturally high. It will be low, although there is no clear reason, but Hao Ren always feels that he should find a way to increase the combat effectiveness of his friends...
Eating some natural materials and earth treasures should work, right
And the "Emperor's Exclamation"... Well, Hao Ren didn't want to mention this weird name at all, but he did bring this thing back on purpose. It can even be said that he doesn't need to bring other things, but this must be brought. .
The reason is very simple. Although this thing has a huge impact on people's body and mind, after eating it, he can feel 100% changes in himself. He even feels that this is a change that reaches deep into the soul, a level of improvement !
He knew it was a baby right then.
He even suspected that Raven 12345 made such a bunch of things that could wake up the dead just for himself.
After Lily personally confirmed that the things in the fruit plate were painted in a normal (relatively normal) style, the "treasures of heaven and earth" that Hao Ren brought back were immediately divided up. According to fantasy novels, everyone should have purple lights on their heads. , everyone found a place to meditate and refine to increase their skill by sixteen years—but Hao Ren doesn't like this here, so the actual situation is that after eating, everyone said that this food is not enough. A pile of braised pork ribs, sweet and sour pork loin and black pepper The steak-flavored exotic fruit whetted people's appetite, so they went to the Nangong couple's restaurant in a group to have another meal, and when they came back, they drank three large bottles of Coke...
"I think this should be a treasure too," Hao Ren started to think about something else when he was full. He saw the fruit plate he threw on the coffee table, and suddenly remembered that he took it out from Raven 12345's house. Yes, my eyes brightened immediately, "Hey, I knew I was far-sighted, look at this shape, look at this color, I finally have a compelling high point..."
Vivian was cleaning the table, when she heard that she took a look at the plastic-like fruit plate, and threw it to Hao Ren, "It's fun, see for yourself."
Hao Ren took a look, and the smile on his face froze immediately. On the bottom of the fruit plate was a large line: Erliqiao Plastic Fifth Factory...
"Then this is also a divine tool." Hao Ren twitched the corner of his mouth twice, and said stiffly, "No matter what, it was used by a goddess. Get out, come here, this is for you..."
The cat girl gave Hao Ren a disdainful look, and hugged her cat bowl tightly: "No."
Hao Ren: "..." (To be continued~^~)