"Hehe, just a joke. Didn't Master Yu Lingzi say that I'm interesting? So I will be interesting to show you guys." I patted my butt and got up from the ground.
When the old bastard heard me call him Yu Lingzi Zhenren, his eyes widened and his mouth opened wide. His surprised expression was much more exaggerated than when he saw the Black Killer God. It seems that the dead rat guessed correctly. The old bastard is indeed a ghost Taoist who has been dead for a hundred years!
Fu Xueman didn't know Yu Lingzi's name. She squeezed my hand tightly and whispered in my ear with gritted teeth: "If you make trouble again, I will kill that little girl!"
My heart tightened. This bitch was so cruel and ruthless. If she continued to act like this, she might really harm Xiaoxue.
"Okay, okay, I won't dare anymore." I said quickly.
The old bastard hadn't recovered yet, and frowned as he asked me, "How did you know the name Yu Lingzi?"
I chuckled: "Last night, my ancestor came to me in a dream and told me that Yu Lingzi will be the host of my wedding today."
The old bastard asked doubtfully, "Really? Is your ancestor the real Yangzi?"
"Yes, he is Zhenren Zhenyangzi." I feel that Zhenren Zhenyangzi is difficult to pronounce, and I wonder why our ancestors gave him such a Taoist name.
The old bastard nodded cautiously and asked, "What else did he say?"
"He also told me that I must wait until the end of Zi hour and the beginning of Chou hour, when he would come out of retreat and lend me a hand." I rubbed my nose and made up a trick to provoke him, to see if the old bastard would be fooled.
A sneer flashed across the old bastard's face and he said, "Zhen Yangzi and I are not from the same generation, but I have had a spiritual connection with him for a long time, and I have always wanted to meet him. Unfortunately, I cannot enter the underworld, so I have never been able to fulfill my wish. Since I have this opportunity tonight, I'd like to see how he can help you." As he spoke, he looked at an old clock on the altar, and it was exactly one o'clock.
"Now we will bow to the heaven and earth..."
I was so happy. Although the old bastard was a ghost over a hundred years old and had profound Taoist and ghost arts, he didn't know some trivial rules of the underworld because he hadn't entered the underworld. For example, I didn't know that the ghost messenger who registered the ghost marriage had to change shifts. He probably didn't know either, so he believed my nonsense and asked me to get married at this moment!
Fu Xueman heard the old bastard's tone, my ancestor is very powerful, and seemed uneasy. While worshiping in the hall, she whispered to me: "You are really playing tricks and don't want to marry me. Don't you want the child to live?"
"No way. The ancestors I mentioned helped me, but they just didn't want me to have bad luck after getting married to a ghost." I explained in a low voice.
"I can't believe what you're saying now."
"Not that exaggerated, right?" I laughed.
As we were speaking, the couple finished bowing to each other. I looked at the watch and saw that it had been completed in just half a minute. I couldn't help but clench my fists and celebrate in my heart.
"The newlyweds enter the bridal chamber..."
Old man Zhang came over and asked us to follow him out. It seemed that the bridal chamber was arranged somewhere else. Before leaving, the old bastard asked me in a low voice: "Why didn't I see your ancestors take action?"
"He told me that it would be either the end of Zi hour or the beginning of Chou hour, or the end of Chou hour. Anyway, he was not sure when he would be released."
The old bastard got angry immediately. He could obviously tell that I was talking nonsense, but he didn't know why I said that. He was so angry that his face looked very ugly.
Go out from here, follow Old Man Zhang into a corridor on the east side, and walk to the backyard. I was so worried. I had avoided the record of the underworld when I got married, but how could I avoid entering the bridal chamber? Having sex with a female ghost would seriously damage my vitality. Besides, I had no interest in having sex with this bitch!
I might as well just die!