"Here comes the food! Awww..."
Kong Xiaodan broke the silence with a cheer, obviously trying to disrupt the atmosphere on purpose and trying to deny the gift of meeting.
Before he finished speaking, he turned around and went out excitedly to serve the dishes himself.
"Wow, it smells so good!" Lie Xiaohuo also cheered artificially and went out to serve the dishes.
"Hey, what's that smell? Why is it so fragrant? It smells so good!" Bing Xiaobing twisted her butt and went out.
“There are quite a lot of dishes... they definitely can’t carry all of them... ahem...” Xue Xiaoluo smiled awkwardly and went out with a red face.
These four people have made up their minds to blame me, just go ahead and bite me!
Bai Xiaoduo's face turned red with anger: "You guys are good, you really are good! You guys are really good at being shameless..."
You Xiaoyu and Yun Xiaohu also chimed in: "How embarrassing... How shameless..."
“Tsk tsk tsk…”
The four members of the Wu Alliance turned a deaf ear and decided not to send it.
Our actions today have already aided the enemy enough. If we continue... we would be extremely stupid!
It is certain that he will be beaten half to death when he returns now. If he gives another gift, his life will probably be lost under the boss' hammer.
No matter what you say, we only have food in our eyes.
"Wow, this fish is not small..."
"Oh my god, what kind of dish is this? It smells so good..."
"There's even wine..."
"Let me see, let me see..."
The four members of the Wu Alliance were busy serving dishes back and forth, but we couldn't hear what others were saying...
Bai Xiaoduo's face became even uglier, and she crossed her arms and said, "Okay, you guys are thick-skinned, so I won't say anything. But if this gets out one day, and seven of us came to eat at someone's place, and not even a hair was left... Haha, I can't afford to lose face anyway!"
Lie Xiaohuo and others still turned a deaf ear.
It doesn’t matter if you can’t afford to lose this person, as long as we can.
Bing Xiaobing suddenly burst into laughter: "Hey, Li Chenglong, do you have a big table at home? Do you need a swivel table? Come on, let's do it together... I'm afraid you can't lift it by yourself..."
Li Chenglong smiled bitterly.
God, I can’t lift it!
I can lift 100,000 kilograms!
These people are unexpectedly shameless.
Even after the sister-in-law said that, these people didn't even blush. Li Chenglong was a little impressed.
In order to avoid this topic, the four of us ran more than 30 times for a total of 20 dishes, and returned empty-handed for no less than 17 or 18 times...
Bai Xiaoduo had a look of contempt on her face, not hiding it at all.
"Hehehe... A country bumpkin who comes from a poor and remote place just doesn't know how to behave."
"As expected of someone who comes from a poor place, he knows nothing."
"They are indeed barbarians, and it is difficult to educate them."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, how shameful!"
"When I see your boss next time, I will make sure he gives me a good lesson."
Four people were running around serving dishes, while Bai Xiaoduo stood aside with her arms folded, making sarcastic remarks. She was so angry that her stomach was bloated, but the other party had no reaction, as if she was talking to four deaf people.
These four people obviously made up their minds to turn a deaf ear and not respond. You can scold us or not, we will just pretend not to hear.
I really lost too much today, and it hurts so much that my heart is trembling.
In any case, it cannot be sent out anymore.
Besides... if you say a few words to me, I will just lose some face... How much is face worth
And the ones who are embarrassed are Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing... They are not the Great Wizard Liehuo, the Great Wizard Bingming, and the Great Wizard Dankong...
It doesn’t matter to us, we don’t care anymore!
And this meal must be eaten no matter what!
We didn't dare to eat at Tiangaosanchi's house, but eating his son's meal was like the son paying off the father's debt.
Next time I see that old guy, I can say a few teasing words: Hey, Lao Zuo, we had dinner at your house, ha ha ha ha!
And I didn’t pay a penny, haha!
I just want to ask you if you are angry
Are you angry
I'll piss you off hahahaha...
Zuo Xiaoduo had just heard what Bai Xiaoduo had started talking about. He was eagerly waiting to receive a gift, with his hand almost stretched out, but he ended up witnessing a scene of cheating.
I put my hand back in dismay, ready to receive the gift. I no longer hold out hope.
Looking at the way these four people are rushing around, they are almost as good as me. There is no chance of getting this gift.
But it is also possible that they were just four poor people...
There is no gift that can be given...
No one can compare to this handsome guy, who has mountains of gold and is as wealthy as a hidden dragon!
Seven o'clock sharp.
Zuo Xiaoduo began to invite everyone to take their seats.
I felt so much contempt in my heart: Do these four poor bastards who don’t even give me gifts deserve to eat
Zuo Xiaoduo felt like he was at a disadvantage because he didn't receive any gift: You lost the Ice Soul to me, I didn't ask you for it!
But you came to my house and didn’t even bring a cabbage. How can you have the nerve to eat it
Then, someone's face gradually turned bad.
“Brother Bing, hahahahahaha…” Zuo Xiaoduo said enthusiastically: “Please sit down, please sit down… hahahaha, then the Bing Soul, isn’t it… hahahaha… time for me to take it?”
We haven't even started eating yet, but this guy already started asking for the bill. He's really impatient and overly hasty.
Yun Xiaohu coughed and looked at Bai Xiaoduo.
I feel like... it's just right!
He really has the style of his father...
If we wait until we sit at the table and raise our glasses, we won’t know when we can get down to business; if one of these guys pretends to be drunk and forgets or passes out or just runs away… that will be troublesome.
If you ask for it before the food arrives, and the other party suddenly says he has something to do and leaves... that's also troublesome.
It's now.
The food is here.
It’s served.
make a prompt decision.
Collect debts immediately!
The timing is superb, and the thickness of his skin... Ahem, but he even managed to hit a few haha... He is still a little behind the master...
Bing Xiaobing's face suddenly turned dark.
What's the big deal? What's the big deal
It's not that I won't give it to you. Since I lost, I don't plan to default on my debt. Besides, I can't deny paying your debt!
"Hahaha... Of course, of course." Bing Xiaobing laughed dryly, but without hesitation, she raised her hand and sent out a silver-white space ring.
Bing Xiaobing's expression was very strange at this moment. She seemed a little reluctant and had mixed emotions, as if she had finally found a home for her sister... In short, she felt extremely conflicted.
"I hope you can find a good home for it."
Bing Xiaobing sighed.
For so many years, ever since he had obtained these two icy spirits and had recovered one of them, the other had always resisted. No matter how he tried, no matter how he tried to contact it, or how he tried to take care of it, it had not gotten any better.
It's like a stunning beauty who sticks to monogamy.
Although you are good to me, you already have a wife. I can't be your concubine, your mistress, or even your lover...
So, no matter how good you are, I will just not cross the line and stick to my bottom line. I would rather die alone and suffer a tragic fate!
Bing Xiaobing had worked hard for so many years and was really desperate. When she sent it away at the moment, she felt as if she had put an end to a worry.
"I filled this with ten thousand year old black ice..."
Bing Xiaobing sighed: "It is the one sleeping in the middle... You just need to check it out. Your extreme Yang technique has a natural restraint on it... It is very weak now and cannot withstand any greater stimulation."
Zuo Xiaoduo took it over with great joy: "Okay, okay, we are all upright people, there is no need to check anything... No need, no need."
"Hahaha... How can I not trust Brother Bing's character?"
Even so, he was still a little worried, so he quietly opened the ring and took a look, then carefully put it away, laughing: "I absolutely believe in Brother Bing's character. It really is great."
All seven people were confused.
You are so shameless to say that, this...
“Come on, come on… Don’t just stand there, sit down quickly, sit down quickly…” Zuo Xiaoduo courteously welcomed the guests.
"Xiaoduo, let me be the host for you today." Yun Xiaohu was worried that his junior fellow apprentice would suffer a loss, so he offered to be the host.
At a dinner table, the host plays a very important role.
Adjusting the atmosphere, taking care of the guests on both sides, looking around the whole place, making sure both hosts and guests are having a good time... All the roles depend on the host; sometimes, if it is objectively necessary, you even have to tell a few dirty jokes.
Yun Xiaohu felt that if he could serve as the host in place of his junior brother, he could also make these four stingy people from the Witch Alliance sweat.
But Zuo Xiaoduo didn't trust him at all, so how could he let him be the host? Besides, this kid looked silly, would you say something provocative
To put it bluntly, Li Chenglong was the one accompanying Zuo Xiaoduo and was worried that this guy was not good enough at making sarcastic remarks...
So he laughed and said, "Brother Yun, please sit still. You are a guest coming from afar. I will personally be the host and Zhongzhong will be the deputy host."
Yun Xiaohu could only agree, but at the same time he winked at You Xiaoyu: Help me to ridicule these four guys later!
They are so stingy, and yet they are called great witches... It's really shameful for their identities!
Zuo Xiaoduo was the host with a big horse and a golden sword.
He laughed and poured wine for everyone present. The aroma of wine immediately filled the air, and he warmly invited everyone to drink a few sips of tea. Everyone was a little confused.
This is my first time as a guest. The food and drinks are all served, but you don’t invite us to eat or drink, but invite us to drink tea…
Then Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly laughed and raised his wine glass.
Lie Xiaohuo and the others thought that this guy was going to start drinking, so they all raised their glasses.
Unexpectedly, Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and put down his glass again. He said with a happy face, "Don't be afraid of being laughed at by you. When I was at home, my house was often full of guests. There were often many people coming to my house for dinner every day. But to be honest, this is the first time in my life that I have sat in this position."
"hehe… "
Seven people lowered their heads and drank tea. I really believed your lies!
Your house is often full of guests - does it hurt your conscience to say this
Don't we know the rumors about your father plucking feathers from a swallow and being three feet high in the sky
"Sitting here today, I can't help but think of a joke my father told the other day." Zuo Xiaoduo said seriously.
As the assistant host, Li Chenglong was a natural supporting actor, so he asked, "What did uncle say?"
Many people asked if we could still play the game from yesterday, but I heard that I had already drained you guys dry yesterday... ahem.
So everyone asked me to do it a few days later. So, in order to comply with everyone's request... ahem... well... in a few days.
(End of this chapter)