“Here’s the story…”
Zuo Xiaoduo described vividly: "Once upon a time, there was an extremely generous man. Because he had many poor friends, many people came to his house for dinner. There was nothing he could do about it. It was like this even when he was rich. There were too many people who took advantage of him. As the saying goes, a poor person living in a busy city will be ignored, but a rich person living in a remote mountain area will have distant relatives."
Li Chenglong: "Uncle, what you said is really good. One sentence describes all aspects of life. It is really profound."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "In the beginning, when these poor friends went to the rich's house for dinner, they would bring some things with them, so they could save face... The rich naturally wouldn't care what the poor friends brought... Because no matter what they brought, it wouldn't be as valuable as a meal at home. So, they didn't care."
Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, the so-called integrity, are truly demonstrated in this rich man."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Zhongzhong is right. My father said the same thing at the time."
Li Chenglong: "Uncle and I are heroes who think alike."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family. If it happens once, twice, three, five, or even eight or ten times, his family won't say anything. But over time, his family will inevitably complain."
Li Chenglong: "This is human nature. I can't stand it either. What next?"
You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo were all trying hard to hold back their laughter.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan and Bing Xiaobing all had gloomy faces.
If you still can’t guess what this guy wants to do after hearing this, then his IQ is really impressive.
Zuo Xiaoduo became more and more excited as he spoke, and his voice became more and more emotional: "So this rich man beat around the bush and said that the brothers came to my house for dinner because they thought highly of me. I shouldn't have said anything... But next time you come, please bring something, even an egg... That would also be a face-saving thing, right?!"
Li Chenglong asked: "Then what?"
"None of these friends responded, so the rich man said... Well, I will host a banquet at my home tomorrow night, and I hope you all will come. It will bring honor to everyone and make everyone have a good time."
"Then the next day, before evening, the rich man was waiting at the door."
"Because his wife bet with him that your friends must come empty-handed. The rich man said, I don't believe it. The wife said, if you don't believe it, let's make a bet."
"The couple really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich man, he had made his words so clear that he was sure to win the bet. He just wanted to taste the taste of victory early, so he just waited at the door."
"So, around 6:30 in the evening... my friends finally showed up."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "To be honest, the time you all came here is basically the same as today, so there is no difference in order."
"puff!"
Bai Xiaoduo burst out laughing and was shaking with laughter.
Lie Xiaohuo and the others' faces had turned so dark that they were unbearable to look at.
Bing Xiaobing gritted her teeth and asked, "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "The rich man saw that his first friend had indeed arrived, so he went to meet him and asked..." Li Chenglong said, "He came really quickly."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend of his is actually quite young, and he just found a wife, and they are in a very good relationship, so he always brings his wife with him wherever he goes, even when he eats for free."
Li Chenglong said enviously: "Even such a miser can find a wife... I'm really envious. But, that woman must be blind..."
The fire was raging and the snow was falling on the surface like the bottom of a pot.
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend is very good-looking, sleek and smooth. Don't girls like this kind of pretty boy? What's the connotation? Well, because he is young, everyone usually calls him a young man, well, for short, young man."
Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.
Li Chenglong: "Hey, is there any need to explain this? Just tell him how he asked the question."
Zuo Xiaoduo then turned his head and looked at Lie Xiaohuo and said, "This is what the rich man asked: Young man, you brought your wife to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"
“Hahahahahahaha…” You Xiaoyu clapped his thigh, looking extremely happy, while Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo were laughing so hard that they were bent over.
It’s really so addictive!
Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the chicken leg in his hand and suddenly felt that the chicken leg was no longer fragrant, tasteless, like chewing rotten wood.
Li Chenglong quickly added a joke: "What did this young man with his wife say?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This friend is really a wonderful person. He said generously, "I came to visit my brother's house. I brought white clouds and fresh breeze to my brother..."
Li Chenglong turned to Lie Xiaohuo and said, "What a poetic person! He is such a wonderful person. He clearly brought nothing with him, yet he can still speak so pretentiously... He is truly a talent. If it weren't for this, how could he be so capable of doing what others cannot?!"
Lie Xiaohuo's cheeks were throbbing.
Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thighs.
I'm so embarrassed to follow you today!
Lie Xiaohuo was furious. The more you ridicule me, the less I will give you. What else can you do except vent your anger...
Li Chenglong laughed: "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the rich man had no choice but to let the couple in... and then he waited for the second one to come. As long as any friend brought a gift, he would still be the winner."
Li Chenglong: "Is there anything to say about the second one?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Yes, there is an even better story than the first one. This friend's family is very poor, and he is a pauper, but he is also good-looking, even more handsome than the previous young man. The skin on his face is smooth, just like a freshly peeled egg..."
Kong Xiaodan touched her smooth face speechlessly.
Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "... So, everyone usually likes to call him Xiaodandan, or Xiaodan."
Li Chenglong suddenly realized: "I see. Then how did he ask the second question?"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan: "This rich man asked, Xiaodan, you came to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"
“Puff…”
Zuoyou Tianwang and Bai Xiaoduo almost laughed themselves crazy. Yun Xiaohu no longer had to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo being the main companion. He was much better than himself.
This guy can definitely make a dead person jump in his coffin.
Kong Xiaodan stared with both eyes wide open and his face turned red.
How mean! This bastard!
Boss, what kind of godson did you adopt
Even Lie Xiaohuo and his wife, who had been extremely depressed just now, burst out laughing.
If you are the only one who is unlucky, you will be very angry because it is difficult to feel depressed.
But when I saw that someone else suffered the same misfortune as me, I instantly felt balanced and had a channel to vent my depression.
It may even feel funny - that's what is happening to Lie Xiaohuo and his wife right now.
Li Chenglong: "How did this little egg answer?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This little kid said, Brother! My family has no extra money, and I have nothing, so I only brought you white clouds and fresh air..."
Li Chenglong said: "But the guy in front has already brought it."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "So that's what the rich people say too. Xiaodan was a little embarrassed, so he said: I really have nothing, just two balls under my crotch..."
“Puff…”
The two women covered their mouths with red faces, while the five men tilted their heads and spat out their wine on the ground, choking and coughing from laughing.
Li Chenglong almost vomited.
He coughed for a while, and when he calmed down a little, he asked, "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Of course the rich man let him in, because he brought two eggs... So the rich man continued to wait for the third person. As long as the third person could bring something, he still did not lose..."
Bing Xiaobing's expression changed.
Li Chenglong: "What are the characteristics of the third person?"
Zuo Xiaoduo: "The third person is a bit pitiful. Not only is his family extremely poor, but he is also sick all year round. That's why everyone calls him Xiaobing."
Li Chenglong shook his head: "Poor man."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "After anxious waiting, the illness finally came. Then the rich man went up to ask."
Li Chenglong: "What are you asking?"
Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "..."
At this moment, Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodan, Yun Xiaohu, You Xiaoyu, Bai Xiaoduo, Xue Xiaoluo all spoke to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "… That's what the rich people ask, Xiaobing, you came to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"
Bing Xiaobing was speechless.
I think I'm the only one who brought something out of all the people, right? Even though I lost...
Zuo Xiaoduo said with a frown: "Silence."
Li Chenglong: "How did this little patient answer?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This little patient is more serious. He replied: Big brother, I only have a pair of shoulders that still have some strength, so I carried a head for you..."
“Hahahahahaha… a head was carried here…”
Every one of the people present was laughing like crazy.
Bing Xiaobing kept a gloomy face for a moment, and then she started laughing. This little bastard is really good at insulting people.
For a moment, the laughter was deafening.
People are so strange. If only one person was insulted in front of so many people, it would probably be a lifelong enmity that would be difficult to resolve. But now several people have been insulted in succession, but everyone treats it as a joke and laughs it off.
Although I was still angry, I felt happy at the same time.
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and then said: "Four of you, haha, it's just a story, a little talk at the dinner table. I'm not talking about you four, please don't think too much, we are talking about that, this joke, can make you laugh for the rest of your life..."
"Puff..."
You Xiaoyu turned her head and sprayed a mouthful of tea onto Yun Xiaohu's face.
I don’t know if others can laugh for a lifetime, but I can laugh for a lifetime…
The others were becoming more and more delighted.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan and Bing Xiaobing all looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with strange eyes, angry and amused.
I really got to know the eldest brother's godson.
This kid seems to be born with a certain temperament: mean!
And this kind of meanness is not the kind that makes people want to beat them to death, but the kind that... just makes people want to beat them hard, eight times a day!
As long as you can't kill him, just beat him hard!
To be honest, this is very different from his father. With his father's temper, his opponents just want to beat him to death, and they won't stop until they kill him; but this kid is so mean that people want to beat him over and over again but can't bear to kill him...
These are two completely different realms!
Just as the laughter was deafening, a car slowly came in and stopped at the door of the villa.
… …
[Ahem... please... monthly ticket...]
(End of this chapter)