The Unconventional Legend

Chapter 695: Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo? ? [Second update! ]

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Zuo Changlu looked at everyone with a smile. He had a handsome face and an elegant temperament that made people fall in love with him at first sight.

He is dignified and free-spirited, sitting in the main seat, as vast as the ocean.

When one sees him, one can't help but admire from the bottom of his heart: This is a true gentleman, gentle as jade!

Lie Xiaohuo and others looked at Zuo Changlu, who was extremely elegant. He spoke gracefully but his eyes were strange.

It was like seeing the legendary giant Kun, opening its huge mouth to swallow the sky.

Zuo Changlu laughed:

"My husband and I came from afar just to visit our son who is studying away from home, but we never expected that today, as soon as we arrived, it would be like this... Haha, the place is packed with guests."

Zuo Changlu emphasized the words "full house of distinguished guests" with particular emphasis.

"Hey..."

Bai Xiaoduo laughed halfway, then stopped.

This sentence, taken in itself, is absolutely correct. It is truly a 'house full of guests'!

Even among the three continents, anyone who came to look at this table would only agree and would not be able to say a word of objection.

Besides, I can't think of any other more appropriate description except "a house full of distinguished guests".

Since this idiom came into being, it is finally used in the right place at this dinner party today!

"Very happy! Very happy!"

Zuo Changlu was very emotional and said, "As a parent, you want to see your son succeed. But how can you see that your son has a promising future? You can see it from the friends he makes."

"My friends are all very successful, so my children will definitely be successful too!"

You Xiaoyu looked embarrassed.

Lie Xiaohuo tried to remain calm and rolled his eyes.

This old guy has been holding back for a long time, right? Today he finally lets loose, look how proud he is.

"Now that I see you, I can say that I am relieved that I have been worried for a long time."

Zuo Changlu sighed, "With friends like you, my son will definitely get better and better in the future, and gradually become a true gentleman, a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, and a person who is free from vulgar tastes."

"Ahem..."

Kong Xiaodan started coughing repeatedly.

I can't take it anymore, I can't bear it anymore.

Your son is almost better than his father now. The four types of people you mentioned have absolutely nothing to do with him...

“… This is the greatest pride of being a parent.”

Zuo Changlu was filled with relief. He looked at the Liehuo couple, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing with a loving gaze: "You are all good children..."

Loving eyes, scanning back and forth.

The four people's faces turned blue and then pale.

I want to fuck your uncle, is that okay

That's enough, Mr. Zuo, if you're single, just play 99 and don't add one. If you keep going, you'll pass!

But Zuo Changlu obviously didn't intend to let it go. He continued to sigh: "You are all young talents. I don't know your names yet... Yes?"

"dad!"

Zuo Xiaoduo already felt that the atmosphere was a little strange and something was wrong, so he quickly stood up and introduced them, saying, "The red-haired person sitting next to you is called Lie Xiaohuo, and this is his wife, Xue Xiaoluo."

Zuo Changlu looked at Lie Xiaohuo kindly: "Red Hair, you have a good name. Well, it's rare. In the future, you must cherish your wife. After all, it's not easy to find a wife these days. Especially for someone like you with red hair, you look like a bad boy. Even though you are like this, your wife is still willing to be with you. It's rare!"

Zuo Changlu spoke in the earnest tone of an elder.

“Hahahaha…” Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo couldn’t help laughing.

Lie Xiaohuo's face flushed red, and he wanted to strangle Zuo Changlu to death, but he could only stammer, "Yes... yes."

Zuo Changlu smiled faintly and said elegantly: "Originally I shouldn't say this, but I can't help but say it. Xiaohuo, you should find time to dye your hair back. You look unstable... Besides, society is in chaos now, and there are many temptations for young people, especially gambling. Xiaohuo, remember to stay away from gambling in the future."

He looked at Lie Xiaohuo's face carefully and said, "You see, your face is not good. You are easily impulsive. Once you are impulsive, you will easily lose your mind when gambling. If even your wife is won by someone else, it will not be good."

"If I lose my wife, I can only cheat, but cheating is even worse."

It felt like Lie Xiaohuo was swallowing a red-hot charcoal in his throat.

Can't swallow it, can't spit it out.

It looked so pitiful.

Xue Xiaoluo bit her lip and angrily used chopsticks to fork a fish in front of her, chopping half of the fish into pieces.

I don't know whether I am forking the long left road or forking the raging fire.

"This handsome guy on my mom's side is called Kong Xiaodan, and this one is called Bing Xiaobing. They are all..."

Zuo Xiaoduo thought for a moment and said, "They are all friends from far away places."

I can't tell this to the Wu Alliance. It's best if my dad doesn't know. If he knows, he will definitely be worried to death.

"You've come from afar? Not bad, not bad. It's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar, isn't it?"

Zuo Changlu dragged out a sentence, then looked at Kong Xiaodan, and said kindly: "Xiaodan?"

Kong Xiaodan: "Ahem... um... cough... cough..."

He turned to look at Bing Xiaobing: "Xiaobing?" His tone was very strange.

Bing Xiaobing: "Ahem... ahem... yes, cough, cough, cough..."

Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting almost laughed their bellies off.

The couple sincerely felt that today's banquet hosted by their son was really interesting!

What’s even more interesting is that my husband and I arrived at the right time. Now that we have met, we must play for a while longer!

If this game is over in a moment, I would be so sorry for myself.

Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting were absolutely certain that this kind of thing would only happen once in their lifetime!

There will absolutely not be a next time!

After this time, I will make sure these guys run as far away as possible!

And today they can give full play to their abilities without any worries: because Liehuo and the others dare not reveal their identities at all.

If their identities were not exposed, then the news would only be spread in a small circle, and they could still keep their face. If their identities were exposed on the spot, then once the news spread across the mainland, the great witches would no longer be able to live as human beings.

Not to mention the bullying of the weak, pretending to be a peer of someone else's son and then being caught on the spot by the Astronomical Throne is something that can be written into textbooks.

People from generation to generation will be delighted whenever they see it.

Who can afford to lose that person

This is a once-in-a-lifetime drinking party that is unprecedented and one of a kind in the history of the world!

This is truly a blessing from heaven...

Although Liehuo and the others have changed their appearance and even their body shape, how could Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting, who have been fighting with them for tens of millions of years, not recognize their true identities!

It is no exaggeration to say that even if these people were beaten to pieces and only a few bones were left, Zuo Changlu could recognize at a glance which bone belonged to Liehuo and which bone belonged to Bingming!

Zuo Changlu even dared to make a promise like "I admit my mistake and run naked around the world on live broadcast!"

"Why are you all so restrained?"

Zuo Changlu was a little dissatisfied and said, "Since you are at my house, you are one of us. Why are you being so restrained?"

Zuo Xiaoduo also felt that these people were a little awkward, not as relaxed as before, and said: "Yeah, don't treat yourself as an outsider, my parents are easy to talk to, there's no need to be so restrained."

Easy to talk to

Several people were already in a state of confusion. Yes, we knew he was easy to talk to.

It's just that what we know is not quite the same as what you know.

Zuo Changlu said gently: "You are all outstanding people, heroes of your generation, but since you are of the same generation as my son, you should call me Uncle Zuo."

Uncle Zuo?!

Liehuo and a few others wanted to escape underground immediately.

Damn, you want us to call you uncle

If this really happened, how would we be able to face people

Zuo Changlu narrowed his eyes and said, "Now that Xiaoduo has grown up, my husband and I will have a lot of free time in the future, so we plan to travel around. Maybe we can even pass by your hometown... When the time comes, we can invite some newspapers and TV stations to promote it."

Newspaper TV station

Lie Xiaohuo and others were collectively dumbfounded.

This is... a naked threat!

Do you have to be so cruel

Zuo Changlu smiled and said to You Xiaoyu: "Am I right... your name is... Xiaoyu?" He winked: Show me!

You Xiaoyu understood what was going on and immediately stood up, saying respectfully, "Uncle Zuo is right. We are of the same generation as Xiaoduo, so we naturally have to listen to your teachings. Hello, Uncle Zuo, Hello, Aunt Zuo."

The call was so clear and loud, and it exuded a sense of intimacy.

You Xiaoyu smiled and said, "I'll set an example for them so they don't feel embarrassed."

After saying that, he nodded and bowed deeply, with a pug-like expression on his face, and called out again: "Hello, Uncle Zuo! Hello, Aunt Zuo!"

This time he said it louder.

Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodan and four others stared at You Dongtian with a look of "Fuck it!" on their faces.

You're paralyzed!

Why don't you go fuck the dog

You can call them Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo with a clear conscience because you should call them Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo!

But can we be the same

You are so embarrassed, you are embarrassed, is this something you should be embarrassed about? !

“Your name is…” Zuo Changlu looked at Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo.

The couple stood up together and bowed deeply: "Greetings to Uncle Zuo, Greetings to Aunt Zuo, I wish you two elders good health and a long life!"

Zuo Changlu laughed and praised, "Good boy!"

Yun Xiaohu and his wife sat down, looking excited.

Hearing the word "good" is like hearing the highest reward.

Zuo Changlu and his wife turned around with a smile and looked at Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, and Kong Xiaodan with expectant and kind faces.

The meaning couldn't be more obvious—

The three of them call her Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo, shouldn’t you four do the same

As soon as I mentioned this, you guys got excited. My monthly ticket money is growing so fast.

I'm going home to have lunch.

By the way, there is no double monthly ticket this month.

(End of this chapter)