Lie Xiaohuo was already trembling all over.
Bullying!
This is blatant bullying!
Of these three, one is your nephew, one is your apprentice, and the other is your apprentice's wife...
No matter how respectful they are to you, isn't that all natural
Not to mention calling you uncle, you wouldn’t even feel weird if they called you dad!
But what about us
We are your peers, okay
This bastard is taking advantage of the situation. Are you done yet
Zuo Xiaoduo of course had no idea what was going on, and laughed, "Oh, it's no big deal. When I meet your parents in the future, won't I have to kowtow to them as well? This is totally normal."
Still need to kowtow
Liehuo and others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo and cursed him in their hearts, you really are worthy of being your father's son!
This gene is inherited very well!
Lie Xiaohuo and others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with strange eyes, and they really wanted to beat this kid into a paste.
Fuck you, are you really innocent or are you just pretending
Kowtow... What are you thinking
We just came here to check on the eldest boss' godson out of boredom, but after we got there, one thing became more frustrating than the last.
First, take back the spies that we sent out; all the hard work of sending out spies over the years has gone to waste.
Then I lost an Ice Soul, and even lost 10% of the space ruins supplies...
In the end, everything is done. We came here to have a meal and ended up being made a generation shorter out of nowhere
Today is really hell!
And I met two of them at once!
The four of them are regretting it so much now!
So what are we here for? Looking for a chicken dinner
You Xiaoyu almost laughed to death, but her face was serious. She frowned and urged: "Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, why don't you all come over and greet Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo!?"
Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo also urged him.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting were waiting with a kind look on their faces...
Lie Xiaohuo was about to explode, and a fiery red suddenly surged all over his body; Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly held him down and shook her head.
Are you crazy
Do we have to send him back now to complete his rebirth
Besides, do you want the whole continent to know that we lost such a big person
You have no shame, but I still have some...
Xue Xiaoluo put on a smiling face and said to Wu Yuting: "Well... although we look young, actually... we are not young anymore... you see..."
As he spoke, he kept winking and making eye contact.
Both hands were still pulling Wu Yuting's sleeves, shaking, shaking... with a pleading look on his face.
Wu Yuting sighed, thinking that it was enough to force Liehuo and others into this state.
Wu Yuting said gracefully: "His father, forget it; the children are already grown up... Besides, my red-haired wife is planning to give me something..."
Xue Xiaoluo was confused: Who... who said they would give you something
But how could she dare to say no now? Wu Yuting was now begging for mercy from herself and others. If she said no... then Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo would be the boss today!
Obviously, this is the price of asking for mercy.
After Wu Yuting finished speaking, she glanced at Xue Xiaoluo.
Xue Xiaoluo nodded hurriedly like a chick pecking at rice.
I'll give you whatever you want, let's get through this stage first!
Of course, Zuo Changlu didn't insist that Liehuo and the others call him uncle. He knew in his heart that even if he forced the true bodies of these four guys out tonight, they would never call him uncle.
So this is just a strategy to make sure you have the upper hand!
Now it is clear that I have taken control of the world. Who dares to explode
Try it
"Ha ha ha ha… "
Zuo Changlu laughed out loud: "It's just a joke. Haha, coming to my place is like coming to your own home. Don't be restrained, don't be restrained. Come on, come on, eat some food."
Lie Xiaohuo and others finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Oh my god... I almost had a cerebral hemorrhage just now...
"I have to fulfill my duties as host."
Zuo Changlu said generously, picking up a piece of chicken kidney for Lie Xiaohuo lovingly, "Hongmao, you should eat more of this, it's good, it nourishes the kidneys. I was going to say that you are young and don't know how to be moderate, but since you are older and more experienced, I won't say much. Look at your hunched back now, don't try to be stubborn... As a man, you should say no when you should."
Lie Xiaohuo stuffed the chicken kidney into his mouth and chewed it fiercely. His expression was very ferocious and he chewed very hard.
I'll fuck your sister!
You are the one with kidney deficiency!
Your waist is hunched!
You can't!
Your whole family can't do it!
"Xiao Dan, you need to eat more of this."
Zuo Changlu picked up a piece of leek with chopsticks for Kong Xiaodan: "This is good, it can strengthen your virility. With your physique, it will be difficult for you to find a wife when you grow up... You should eat more while you are young."
Kong Xiaodan stuffed it into his mouth, making a crunching sound while chewing, imagining that he was chewing Zuo Changlu!
You need aphrodisiac!
Your whole family needs aphrodisiacs!
Everyone, young and old, needs sexual enhancement. I’ll make you die of it!
"Hahaha, Xiaobing, come here..."
Zuo Changlu picked up a chicken heart with chopsticks and said, "As the saying goes, you are what you eat. This is just right for you."
Bing Xiaobing stared in astonishment: Are you saying that I am heartless
Looking at the chicken heart on the plate, Bing Xiaobing closed her eyes and swallowed it.
I don't chew!
I'll eat it alive!
Someday, I will eat you alive just like I eat this chicken heart!
Zuo Changlu immediately picked up another piece of fish eye with his chopsticks and gave it to You Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu, you did a good job. Your aunt Zuo and I both look up to you now."
You Xiaoyu almost slipped under the chair.
Don't look at me too highly, I'm scared.
Looking at the huge fish eyeballs on the plate in front of him, which seemed to be staring at him, You Xiaoyu began to tremble more and more.
"Eat your food." Zuo Changlu called Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo, "Eat yourselves. It's too far for me to reach. I won't serve you any food."
"Thank you, Uncle Zuo." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo thanked him in unison. Now they were the only ones who could eat their meals with peace of mind.
Then Zuo Changlu raised his glass: "You have come to my house, let us raise our glasses together, this night will be unforgettable, don't forget this night..."
Lie Xiaohuo and the others had been wanting to drink for a long time, so they hurriedly picked up the glass and finally started drinking. But damn, they picked up the glass of wine twice but didn't take a sip.
Your son picked it up and put it down again, and ended up telling us a story...
Just about to drink.
But Zuo Changlu laughed out loud, and actually put down his glass again, laughing happily: "It's a bit inappropriate to say this, but how can there be any fun without talking and laughing? Your names reminded me of a story, a very interesting story, I have to tell it, I have to tell it..."
"Puff..."
You Xiaoyu almost vomited while chewing the fish eyes, choking on them in bursts.
Lie Xiaohuo and others held their wine glasses with despair written all over their faces.
What are you going to do?!
"Don't rush to drink, don't rush to drink, don't rush to drink when listening to this story, otherwise you will choke."
Zuo Changlu laughed happily: "This is a story about a rich man treating a guest. It's very interesting and thoughtful... Hahaha, I've lived on this joke all my life. Let me tell you a story."
This time even Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help choking; after coughing continuously, Li Chenglong lowered his head, quickly put down the wine glass, and laughed all over. If he didn't put down the glass, the wine would definitely spill.
Lie Xiaohuo and the others looked desperate, what the hell... This is really a family tradition.
Could it be that forcing him to call me uncle before was paving the way for this? As the old saying goes, ginger is always wise, this Zuo Changlu is much more insidious than his son...
Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo were also trembling, but they tried to hold it back. Yun Xiaohu took on the role of the supporting actor: "Uncle Zuo, what's the story? How interesting is it? Do you have any ideas?"
Zuo Changlu looked at him with admiration and said, "Once upon a time, there was an extremely generous man. Because he had many poor friends, many people came to his house for dinner. There was nothing he could do about it. It was like this no matter how wealthy you were. As the saying goes, a poor person living in a busy city has no one to ask after him, but a rich person living in a remote mountain area has distant relatives..."
Yun Xiaohu: "Uncle Zuo's two sentences are full of life philosophy and worldly insights..."
Lie Xiaohuo and others had splitting headaches and wanted to die.
really!
really!
Damn it, do I have to hear this fucking story again
When Zuo Xiaoduo was talking, they could still cheat and pretend to be deaf and dumb, but now... it seems they can no longer do that!
Their identities are completely equal, and the other party even has more than...
If you are asked in your face, "Hey boy, you came to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"
But it's really shameful.
Over there, Zuo Changlu told the story fluently, and Yun Xiaohu played the supporting role expertly. I just heard it once, how could he not be skilled? With Li Chenglong as his role model, it would be unreasonable for Yun Xiaohu, who had come for the second time, not to play the supporting role to the utmost, right
Even Zuo Changlu was surprised. Why did his disciple’s brain work so well today? He had never seen such cleverness before.
When he talked about 'this poor friend is young, he just found a wife, he is a young man, so everyone calls him young man...'
Lie Xiaohuo suddenly stood up, with a tragic look on his face, and said: "Well, to be honest, I am ashamed to come here without any gifts... Fortunately, I suddenly remembered that I brought some gifts for Zuo Xiaoduo before I came... I almost forgot."
Bai Xiaoduo curled her lips wildly: You have the nerve to say that, you 'almost forgot', haha, if my master hadn't come, you would have really forgotten, right
Zuo Changlu frowned, with a look of "I don't accept gifts" and said: "Student Lie Xiaohuo, hey, don't be like this, I'm just telling a story, I'm not talking about you..."
Zuo Changlu taught: "Don't take everything too literally. This is the life lesson I have learned over the years."
Lie Xiaohuo held his breath in his throat.
I really want to spray you in the face!
If I don't stand up and turn myself in now, you'll point your finger at my nose and start scolding me, and you're talking about me!
Looks like I'm going to win today...
(End of this chapter)