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Facing Tumi's sharp eyes, Xiong Ji said incoherently: "Could it be...wrong...this is..."
"Where did you steal it from? You perverted bear." Tumei pressed her phone with disgust, and looked at Xiong Ji from the corner of her eye.
"No... don't call the police! This is my own thing." Xiong Ji replied, "Is there a law that you can't wear your own bra to go out?" He frowned and put on a serious expression, "Besides ...Although I am a pervert, I am not a pervert! It is unbelievable to compare a pervert with a pervert! Even if I am a pervert, I am just a pervert who is called a pervert!"
Tumei's cold sweat came down, and the corners of her mouth twitched, and she continued: "So... isn't that the worst scum..." She curled her lips, "But... since you are wearing a bra that you bought yourself, then It means that there are no victims, which means ... this is not an incident."
"Yes, yes!" Xiong Ji replied.
Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi also chimed in: "That's right, that's right, it's fine if you bought it yourself!"
"How can it be okay..." Tumei continued, "Indeed, this is not an 'incident', but... As a male, it is undoubtedly indecent to walk around in public wearing a bra, I still have to report…”
"Tu Meichan, although what you said makes sense..." Xiong Ji interrupted in a deep voice, "but...you will be called to the police just wearing a bra you bought yourself, don't you think the so-called personal freedom has been lost in this world? ?”
"The law and order regulations exist to restrict your perverted freedom." Tumei held the phone and said with a smile, "Besides... I just like to report crimes, can't I?"
"Please, stop!" Xiong Ji continued, "Every time I call the police for such a trivial matter, it's like... people can't show their underwear except in the toilet and at home!"
"Isn't this nonsense..." Listening to this godlike dialogue, Xiao Tan was startled. He thought to himself, "What does the world in your perverted mind look like!"
"Okay! Xiong Ji!" At this time, Feng Bujue had already acted, "You fucking meow me less!" bra.
"Ha~" Xiong Ji was taken aback when he saw the situation, but he just screamed and did not resist.
"Okay." Brother Jue held the pink bra and turned to Tumei and Meowmei, "He has already taken off his bra." He pointed to Xiong Ji, "It's summer now. Boys don't wear clothes on their upper body It's normal to carry a schoolbag."
"Well... Now that Mao Saburo has said that..." Tumei pondered for a moment, but put down her phone. Then, she looked at Xiong Ji and said, "Well... I won't call the police for the time being. Today, yes Your behavior and attitude during the picnic will be observed, if you are honest and serious, you will not be sent to the health center."
"Eh? Clinic?" Xiong Jiqi said, "Isn't it the police station?"
...
Thirty minutes later...
The five of them headed north all the way, and they had already traveled several kilometers before they knew it.
"Brother Jue..." Xiao Tan, who had excellent eyesight, seemed to have noticed something, and he turned slightly sideways calmly. Whispering to Feng Bujue beside him, "At eleven o'clock, about 1.2 kilometers away, there is a group of people gathered together..."
"Received." Feng Bujue replied. Then he continued, "It's probably the 'crime scene' over there, don't make it public. Let's get closer and see the situation." When he said this, his eyes stayed on Xiong Ji in front of him, It seemed... He was more worried about Xiong Ji committing a crime and getting caught immediately than the branch case.
The crowd walked for a while, and after a while, they came to the vicinity of "that group of figures".
"Ah! It's Police Officer Inunosuke." Meowmi said, looking over there a few tens of meters away.
Because Inunosuke is wearing a police uniform, and its fur is white,... even animals with poor eyesight can recognize it from a long distance.
"Oh! Did something happen here!" Xiong Ji said excitedly.
"Let's go and have a look." Tumei continued.
So, without Brother Jue and Xiaotan saying a word, everyone was already heading there...
At this moment, on that piece of grass, there are a total of four "people" and a horse standing.
The horse is a white horse with a saddle.
"People" are the following four...
The first one is the well-known police officer Inunosuke; the second one is a bald monk in an orange cassock; the third one is a man with a red scarf around his neck and a golden hoop on his head Monkey spirit with a face; the fourth place is a kappa spirit with green skin and a blue costume.
When he got closer, Feng Bujue could clearly see the appearance of those guys.
At this moment, his egg hurts even more...
"It's you guys..." Two seconds later, Brother Jue lowered his head and held his forehead, and said in his heart, "By the way... you and Xiong Ji are from the same universe... Are the sun and the universe connected..."
Feng Bujue's train of thought hadn't caught up with the terrible development in front of him, and Tumi had already stepped forward to chat with the other party: "Officer Inunosuke, what happened here?"
"Oh, it's Usagi Usagi." Inunosuke looked back at the five children and said, "An incident happened here."
"Look! Tumi-chan, it really is an incident!" Xiong Ji continued.
"What kind of incident is it? Police officer Inunosuke." At this time, Feng Bujue also walked up, put on a serious look, and asked, "Tell us if it's convenient, maybe we can help busy."
"Oh~oh!" Xiong Ji booed from the side, "I can see the long-lost famous detective reasoning duel again!"
"If the murderer wasn't you... it should be a bit of a confrontation..." Xiaotan muttered in a low voice.
"Well..." On the other side, Inunosuke thought for a few seconds, looked at Tumi and Jue Ge and said, "This morning, the bureau received an anonymous report call. The reporter said that he witnessed a murder case. The location of the incident is by a small stream about ten kilometers away from here.” He paused, “According to the informant’s description, he saw a human, a monkey and a kappa attacking a pig together, and then they He led a white horse and fled westward." As he spoke, he glanced at the three behind him, "So, I followed them all the way on foot, and I happened to meet these three guys..."(... )R1292
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