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"Mr. Police Officer, if you want to arrest him, please arrest him first. You can tell from his appearance that he is not a good person." At this time, the monk in cassock spoke. He pointed at the Kappa beside him without hesitation, "Jing", ready to sell his teammates angrily.
"Hey..." The kappa didn't react too much, he just turned his head to look at the monk, and said coldly, "As a master, don't you feel shameful if you betray your disciple immediately when something happens?"
"Stop talking!" The monk drank, and continued to say to Inunosuke, "Officer, I have nothing to do with this person, you have to trust me." He widened his eyes and stepped forward to grab Inunosuke hands, "I'm that famous Sanzang master! Monks don't tell lies!"
"Hehe..." Inunosuke laughed dryly, "I'm still Prince Shotoku, you can save yourself." He pushed the other party away, "If you touch me again suddenly, I will bite you to death and report it to you." Write 'assault on police'."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been born." Sanzang bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
"I made a mistake..." Xiao Tan, who was an onlooker, was given a 'fuck' face by this guy at the time, and he couldn't help muttering, "This guy is shameless enough... But... from the appearance... these few days Could this guy really be..."
"Ah... That's right." Feng Bujue took two steps back, moved closer to Xiaotan, and said softly, "These three guys are Rihe Universe's master and apprentice Sanzang."
"Uh..." Xiao Tan didn't read any stories about them, so he asked in confusion, "So...the monk is Sanzang, the monkey is Wukong, and the river boy...is Wujing?"
"Yes." Brother Jue nodded back.
"Eh? Where did Bajie go?" Xiaotan asked again.
"They were eaten by them." Feng Bujue quickly replied in a very calm tone.
"Huh?" Xiao Tan didn't seem to hear clearly, and was stunned for a moment, "What did you say?"
Feng Bujue shrugged: "Didn't Inunosuke already made it very clear... 'A human, a monkey and a kappa attacked a pig together, and then they fled westward with a white horse'... "
"I said... What kind of world is this day and the universe..." Wang Tanzhi felt as if his childhood had been ruined, "It's so funny... Why do I think the stories that happened here are so dark!"
"Be calm." Feng Bujue said, "Although calm down and think about it, there are many very scary plots, but at first glance it is still quite funny."
"You said it the wrong way..." Xiaotan continued. "From the tone to the content before and after, it's all reversed!"
When the two of them were talking, the "Wukong" on the opposite side had already walked up to Inunosuke, and said sullenly, "Mr. Police Officer, anonymous reports or something... how can you believe it? Maybe it's just that someone sees that our master and apprentice are not good. It was pleasing to the eye, so he made up a so-called 'murder case' at will, trying to frame us."
"That's right! Haha!" Sanzang was overjoyed when he heard this. Immediately put on a proud face, and said to Inunosuke. "Where is the evidence that we attacked Bajie?"
"Oh... Is the victim's name Bajie?" Hearing this, Inunosuke took out a small notebook that he carried with him, and wrote a few notes on it.
"What an idiot..." Wu Jing looked at Sanzang's back and added a sarcasm coldly.
"Shut up! You traitor!" Sanzang turned around and shouted, "Being a teacher is just an accidental slip of the tongue. At this moment, we must unite!"
Taking advantage of the gap between their confrontation, Wukong seemed to have an idea again. He opened his mouth again and said to Inunosuke: "Mr. Police Officer, there was originally a man named Bajie traveling with the three of us, but he left alone this morning, and we don't know where he went."
"Really..." Inunosuke read suspiciously.
"Ha!" At this moment, Feng Bujue strode forward and sneered, "You left by yourself?" He repeated the other party's words. The tone was full of disdain, "Well... you guys tell me, what did he tell you before he left?"
"He said..." Wukong was about to answer.
"Wait a minute!" Feng Bujue Gao interrupted him, "Come one by one." He pointed to Officer Inunosuke, "The three of you, please take turns... whisper what Bajie said before he left. To Officer Inunosuke."
As soon as this statement came out. The expressions of all three of them changed abruptly.
"What's the matter? Is there any difficulty?" Seeing the changes in their expressions, Brother Jue smiled immediately, "Are you guilty of being a thief?"
"It's okay..." Unexpectedly, Wu Jing quickly regained his composure, replied in a steady tone, and winked at Wukong and Sanzang, "... just tell the truth."
...
three minutes later...
The inquiry is over.
"Officer. Did they all say the same thing?" Feng Bujue asked, looking at Inunosuke who came back from a distance.
Obviously, Wujing's calm attitude just now made Brother Jue feel a little uneasy.
"It's not the same." Inunosuke replied.
"Aha!" Feng Bujue immediately turned his head to look at Sanzang's master and apprentice, "Now... what else do you have to say?"
However, what greeted him were three sneering, complacent faces.
"Huh?" Brother Jue was taken aback when he saw this, and then looked back at Inunosuke.
Inunosuke went on to say: "Although what they said is different, the meaning is similar..." He paused for two seconds, and then narrated, "About what Bajie said before he left, Sanzang's version is...' etc. , stop, really don't want it, I really don't taste good, it tastes like horse dung, really!'" He raised his paw and pointed at Wukong, "Wukong's version is... 'Why are you three looking at it? I was whispering 'whispering'...quickly stop! It feels so strange!'" He pointed to Wujing again, "and Wujing's version is...'I said, do you want to eat anything? It's delicious, don't make this kind of black joke again! Eh? It's not a joke?'"
"Eat it! I really ate Bajie!" Before Inunosuke finished speaking, Xiaotan was shocked, and when he finished all three sentences, Xiaotan roared , "And it feels like it's been planned for a long time!"
"No, no, no..." Wu Jing looked at Xiao Tan and shook his head, "Ba Jie just left, we didn't do anything to him."
"That's right." Wukong continued, "He was just afraid of being eaten by us, so he left."
"Heh heh heh..." Among the three, Sanzang was the cheapest, and he smiled the most at this moment, "That's it, can we go now, Mr. Inspector?"
"Hey... such an obvious incident of killing (pigs) and cannibalizing corpses, it is impossible to let them go?" Xiaotan said loudly to Inunosuke.
"Of course." Inunosuke replied to him, then looked at the three of them and said, "You guys are quite courageous. Do you still think you can leave after you utter this kind of confession?"
"That's it!" Even Xiong Ji shouted with righteous indignation, "Look... Tumi-chan's eyes have become sharper!"
In this atmosphere, among all the people present, only one... 'revealed' a dignified 'color'.
When Feng Bujue watched Rihe back then, he was still deeply impressed by the story of "Journey to the West: The End of the Journey". To be honest, this story is... frightening to think about.
If you don't take a look at it, you may not understand it. If you look at it a little more carefully, you will find it very funny. But if you think about it further... it makes your scalp tingle.
Why did the seemingly harmonious three masters and apprentices 'reveal' all kinds of morbid attachments as soon as they came to the finish line named "Tianzhu"? Why was Sanzang blasted twice by Ruyi's 'stick', leaving him bloody, but still able to walk like flying? Why is it that Sun Wukong is wearing a golden hoop on his head, but Sanzang has never recited the magic hoop? Why is Wujing's mouth full of fangs even though he is also a monster? And Goku doesn't...why do their faces change at certain times? Why is Sanzang, who is a human being... able to burst out extremely long claws in the end? Could these physiological changes be related to their eating the Eight Precepts? If they ate their companions simply because they were hungry, why didn't they eat the white horse? The last and the last... Is the Bajie who passed the "end" first, the soul? Or phantom
"What's going on?" Feng Bujue looked at the three people opposite, his thoughts turned sharply, "What are they preparing for with such a confident attitude?" His eyes changed slightly, "Do you want to use force to escape?" Thinking of this Brother Jue immediately recalled the abilities of Sanzang masters and apprentices in Rihe World, "But...these three guys are just scum masters and apprentices in funny cartoons, about half of the real "Journey to the West" The relationship between Mao'qian... If I remember correctly, their abilities are... Wujing's shoes are extra long, Sanzang's hat can grow, Wukong's stick can be stretched... and there are three of them The fingernails can stick out and become very long claws."
He thought for a while, and then denied the speculation: "Well... probably not. If you want to do it, you can do it long ago. Before we came here, they were three-on-one... The success rate of the attack at that time must be higher than it is now. Higher."
Thinking of this, he murmured: "Could it be that...the method they want to use is..."
"It seems...Mr. Police Officer, you still don't understand." At this moment, Wukong said, "How can someone in this world kill and eat his partner?" He said, looking at several meters Xiong Ji outside, "For example... the bear over there, will you eat the rabbit next to you?"
"Eh?" Xiong Ji replied with his eyes wide open, "What are you talking about? How could I do such a terrible thing?"
"Hehe... that's right." Wu Jing continued at this time, "This kind of thing is obviously against the common sense, and... even if we really have evil intentions towards Bajie, we will be so blatant in front of him. Discuss?"
"Xiaotan..." Feng Bujue tilted his head when he heard this, and whispered in Xiaotan's ear, "Did you see it? These three guys... are doing what we did before..."--29595+dsuaahhh +24412454-->R752
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