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"Just... Even if you say so..." Xiong Ji still didn't give in, he said sincerely, "The strange thief EARS_EYE is really not me!"
I have to admit that, as a criminal who frequently exposes his own evidence, his acting skills are worthy of recognition...
"Okay, Xiong Jijun..." Feng Bujue showed an evil smile, "The notes on the card have already betrayed you..." He paused, "If I read correctly... Hehe... The crime notice card just now, You asked the old Wang next door to write it for you with a watercolor pen!"
Brother Jue's ability to deceive people can be described as superb, and he has a set of corresponding methods for all kinds of IQ and personality targets. Right now, he has resorted to a set of effective routines for dealing with characters like Xiong Ji - putting on a confident look, speaking a set of wrong inferences, and speaking quickly and with sufficient momentum.
He understands that in this comic universe full of slots, as long as the atmosphere of communication reaches a certain subtle critical point, it can lead to...
"Nonsense... nonsense!" Xiong Ji replied loudly, "Obviously I wrote it myself with a pen in my left hand!"
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"Bug your face!" Before Xiong Ji could finish his sentence, Xiao Tan slapped him with his wings.
"I'm sorry..." Xiong Ji, who was lured and slapped, knelt down, "Please forgive me... the strange thief and so on... the crime preview and so on... it was all because of watching a few episodes of the famous detective tadpole on TV. Well... Anyways... I just sent a card, and I haven't... uh..."
At this moment, Feng Bujue restrained Xiong Ji again with a trick of "gorilla strangling the neck", and interrupted: "When explaining the problem, don't avoid the important ones..."
"Ah... I'm dying..." Xiong Ji replied with a painful expression and a hoarse voice, "I can't... Huh... Breathe..."
After a few seconds, Brother Jue let go of him: "Huh... a scum with only five fighting strength..."
"Ha... ha..." Xiong Ji knelt on the ground panting, "It's so... so painful... I seem to have seen the Santu River just now."
"Hehe... Penguin Assistant is waving to you from the other side of the river." Brother Jue smiled sullenly and continued.
"Wh... what..." Xiong Ji's face suddenly changed again, into a state of horror, "Why did you suddenly mention Penguin to help classmates..."
"What do you think?" At this time, Xiao Tan had faintly sensed Brother Jue's strategy, so he also put on a stern look, and said to Xiong Ji, "Do you think... the matter of killing Penguin Zhu is just forgone? ?”
"Huh?" Xiong Ji's face was iron orange (because his tone was like this), and he replied tremblingly, "You... what are you talking about? The murderer who killed... the penguin assistant was clearly an ape..."
"Yuji?" Brother Jue rushed, "Ha!" He laughed dryly, "Don't forget, through reasoning, the person who let Yuanji take the blame..."
Xiaotan continued: "...it's the two of us."
"We knew from the very beginning that you are the real culprit." Feng Bujue put his cat's face in front of Xiong Ji, and said in a deep voice, "So...you'd better be smart..."
Xiao Tan also took up the conversation, and said: "We can arrest the innocent Yuanji, and naturally we can also arrest you, a pervert who has committed many crimes."
"You... why on earth did you do this?" Xiong Ji asked hesitantly with a frightened face.
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"Bug your face!" Feng Bujue also slapped him, "Don't ask questions without permission!"
"I'm sorry..." Xiong Ji immediately knelt down on the ground upright, and replied respectfully, "Master Mao Saburo, Mr. Suntaro, please advise..."
"Have you even changed your name..." Xiao Tan wondered upon seeing this. To be honest... the speed at which the perverted bear lost his morals made him amazed.
A few seconds later, Brother Jue winked at Xiao Tan, and then he squatted down so that his eyes were on par with Xiong Ji's, and said, "Listen up, Xiong Ji..."
At this moment, Wang Tanzhi and everyone who is familiar with Feng Bujue should be clear... Brother Jue's brainwashing heresy is about to start again.
"From the perspective of a criminal, you are really inferior." Brother Jue sneered, "As a perverted gentleman, you are always arrested... Don't you think it's too ugly?"
"Master Mao Saburo...what do you mean?" Xiong Ji asked tentatively.
"Let me teach you..." Feng Bujue said, "How to let yourself get away with the superb skills..."
"I'm going... I've been talking for a long time, so it's for this purpose..." Xiao Tan couldn't help casting a disdainful look at Brother Jue, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, "But... just like Tumei's 'stare', Xiong Ji The 'brain-damaged self-exposure' and 'fool-like active crime' are both basic character attributes... Can it really be corrected?"
"Really... really have that kind of skill?" Xiong Ji asked Jue Ge expectantly.
"Hehe..." Feng Bujue showed an extremely provocative and seductive smile, "As long as you are obedient and do what I say, I guarantee that you can commit crimes as usual and you will not be arrested again."
"Hey, hey... Is it really good for a protagonist to say this kind of line..." Xiao Tan finally couldn't help complaining, "It will teach those innocent and kind little penyus and teenagers bad."
"The adjective innocent and kind is reserved for the fictional heroines in Korean dramas. People who read this book have no morals." Feng Bujue replied calmly, "The lives of those guys... At the end, there must be some embarrassing scenes in the revolving door flashing in front of my eyes." He paused, and then said, "As a protagonist, I stayed in this kind of story for sixteen chapters. Is it easy for me? The protagonists are all popular, drink spicy food, kill OSS, swallow treasures, and by the way, collect dozens of stunning harem with different personalities to live a life of excessive debauchery and lust... Even Kurama Rokuro (Japanese drama) The fictional detectives in "33 Minutes Detective") all have a beautiful assistant... but I... can only bring a bird man, entangled with a good-for-nothing with a bear face here, and there are seventeen chapters to come The content needs to be supported..." He stared at Xiaotan, "under such circumstances, you are still picky about my way of doing things, are you embarrassed?"
"I'm sorry... I was wrong..." Xiao Tan lowered his head, showing sympathy and guilt.
"Very good, let's get down to business." Brother Jue sighed after the education, turned his head again, and looked at Xiong Jidao, "Then... Xiong Jijun, since you have issued a crime notice, it just so happens... tonight, under my guidance Let's act..."R1152
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