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"Ah... I was still talking about two bars ago... 'Is it easy to be the protagonist', but after changing the chapter, I completely left the mess to me..."
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Tan was walking alone on the street with her schoolbag on her back, still muttering something.
"What do you say...'Anyway, there is still a long time before late at night. I am enough to see Xiongji alone. You can move freely in this script world. Maybe you can get some hidden missions or get props or something '... huh... this is simply a pick..."
While muttering, he looked down at the map in his hand: "Also... this map is sketchy enough... relying on this... can I really find Miaomei's home and meet them..."
"Hey, that classmate over there."
Just as Xiao Tan looked down at the map, a rather feminine voice came from behind him.
"Huh?" Xiao Tan's first reaction was, "Salesman?"
In the real world, Wang Tanzhi is the type who is often stopped on the street. Because he seems to be a good talker, so... those who sell insurance, those who sell fitness cards, those who sell all kinds of three-no products, and those who call themselves talent scouts... all like to find him. Also... random street interviews on TV, pickups from strange women, pickups from strange men, pickups from strange gender-neutral people, etc...
Xiaotan is such a person, people feel very warm and safe at first sight. This is an innate temperament. Although it has something to do with appearance, it doesn't depend entirely on appearance. To give a negative example... Feng Bujue is one.
Brother Jue's appearance is by no means ugly, and the woman in white at the south gate of the Hougong City gave him a very fair evaluation - "With all due respect, I am afraid that the young master is not so good when it comes to appearance." Since it is "a little bit worse", that is to say... not much worse. Considering that there is no Oppa in the world of Harem City, their aesthetics should be more reliable.
However, when Feng Bujue walks on the street, he is rarely approached by strangers... Even the kind of staff who hand out leaflets to passers-by indiscriminately, when handing Juege... will look away, showing A little nervous.
In the same situation, if Xiaotan was walking down the street with a smile on his face, others would feel... something good happened to this handsome guy. And if Feng Bujue was walking on the street with the same smile on his face, others would think... this handsome guy just managed a locked room murder...
"Hello, classmate, can I delay your time a little?"
When Xiao Tan turned around, he saw the figures of two men.
These two... are "people". A real human being, not an anthropomorphic animal.
The person talking to Xiao Tan looked to be in his forties or fifties, and was wearing a light green kimono. He had light brown hair and a shaggy beard.
The person next to him looked to be in his early twenties and was wearing a beige kimono. He has black hair, born white and clean, staring at a pair of dead fish eyes, and on his chest is a wooden box tied to a straw rope.
"Hmm..." Xiaotan hesitated for two seconds before replying, "Yes."
He was wandering aimlessly, looking for some side quests and hidden missions, so he had plenty of time.
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After Xiao Tan said the word "Yes", the system prompt came.
He immediately opened the game menu, looked at the task bar, and the words "witness the victory between Basho-sang and Zeng Liangjun as a referee" appeared in front of his eyes.
"Huh?" Xiaotan reacted for a few seconds after seeing the content of the task, thinking, "Judging from the names and looks of these two... could they be 'Matsuo Basho' and 'Kawai Soyoshi' (the historical Matsuo Basho is a famous haiku teacher in the Edo period with the name of "haiku sage". Kawai Soyoshi is a contemporary haiku poet. He once traveled to Oshu and Hokuriku with Matsuo Basho as a student, that is, "Oku no Hosodo Journey", He is also one of the top ten disciples of Matsuo Basho, the "Ten Sages of the Banana Gate")?"
Xiaotan is far less familiar with "Rihe" than Juege, but his historical knowledge is relatively solid. He knows some historical celebrities from various countries, so he wondered in his heart: "Aren't these two people in the relationship between master and apprentice... What is the outcome?" Thinking of this, his eyes changed slightly, "But...in this funny universe, nothing will be surprising, I'd better take a look first and then talk..."
"That's great, classmate. Oh... by the way, let me introduce myself first." Seeing Xiaotan's agreement, Basho continued with a smile, "I'm the famous Matsuo Basho."
"To actually say that I am famous in front of people I met for the first time..." Xiao Tan didn't know what kind of virtue Basho of Rihe Shijie was. it's..."
Two seconds later, Xiao Tan smiled awkwardly, pretending to be a little surprised, and replied: "Hey~ You are the famous Matsuo Basho-san?"
"Hehe... yes, it's me, that's right, do you want me to sign your clothes?" Basho asked happily.
"Uh..." Xiao Tan replied with eyes closed, "Then... that's unnecessary... Excuse me, what's the matter with calling me?" Xiao Tan quickly turned the topic to the real thing, wanting to complete the task as soon as possible.
"Oh! By the way, it's like this..." Basho pointed to Zeng Liang beside him, "The man with the bad eyes over there is my disciple Zeng Liangjun."
"Smash your face!" As soon as Basho finished speaking, Zeng Liang slapped him from the side and rear.
"Ah—" Basho screamed and turned his neck more than ninety degrees. However, within two seconds, he recovered, looked at Xiaotan again, and said with a look and tone similar to menacing, "You...just now Did you see anything?"
"No... I'm a little farsighted, I can't see anything..." Xiao Tan looked up at the sky and replied against his will.
"That's good." With tears in the corners of Basho's eyes, he said solemnly, "You still have to praise the legend of Basho in this land, so please!"
"It's up to me..." Xiaotan replied with the corners of his mouth twitching, "Speaking of...'Basho Legend' or something...what the hell is that?"
"Ah, that's why I stopped you." Basho said, and began to explain, "Actually... Just now Zeng Liangjun and I each wrote a haiku (a kind of classical short poem in Japan, composed of "five- "Seven-five" consists of a total of seventeen characters, and has strict requirements on the format and is restricted by "Jiyu")... "
At this time, Zeng Liang sighed to Xiao Xiao with a fast speech speed: "What I did was-Zhuangzai Songzhidao, Du Yu Anxiang borrowed the sparrow robe to make Jingtu disappear."
After he finished speaking, Basho said: "And what I did was—although until just now, it was still terribly itchy, but now it's healed."
"Hey..." Xiao Tan was startled after hearing this, "What's the last paragraph? It shouldn't be a problem with the system translation, right? Even if I haven't studied Japanese, I can still hear the difference between the two paragraphs..."
"Student, I just want to find a bystander to judge, which one is better." Basho didn't finish his sentence, and he read proudly, "But let me say... If my haiku is '100', Zeng Liangjun's sentence is probably '2'... oh no... it's vomit, hehe... vomit, aha... aha... ahahaha..." He said with a smirk on his face.
"Slap your face again!" In the next second, Zeng Liangjun stopped Basho's stupidity with another slap...
"Damn it... Can the attributes of these two guys be more obvious..." Xiao Tan felt that Alexander was watching, and thought to himself, "And... the outcome between these two people Do you really need the existence of a 'referee' to judge..."
"Classmate..." Basho quickly covered his swollen left cheek, and approached Xiao Tan as if nothing had happened, "The general situation is like this... Let me tell you... Who do you think has better haikus, me or Zeng Liangjun? Tell me." Let's... then sing the legend of Basho..."
"Zeng Liangjun." Xiao Tan gave the answer decisively without waiting for Basho to finish speaking.
"Pfft—" Basho spit out a mouthful of old blood before he finished speaking, and ORZ was on the side of the road.
"So you should give up, Basho-sang." Zeng Liang said coldly standing behind Basho.
"That...this classmate...although I don't know your name yet..." Basho didn't seem to give up yet, he came to Xiaotan again and said, "Please... think again and carefully..."
"This guy's face is really thick..." Xiaotan was covered in cold sweat, looking at Basho, and said in his heart, "You don't know my name because you never asked me, and you didn't tell me about your family name." It's a chance... And... your kind of haiku, the more you think about it repeatedly and carefully, the more you will feel that you can't do it... "
"Ah! Got it!" Suddenly, Basho's eyes lit up, and he took out a thick piece of cardboard from somewhere, and handed it to Xiao Tan, "If you think about it carefully, I can give this to you~ "
"Do you want to bribe me..." Xiao Tan whispered, and took the things handed over by the other party, "Well... If it is really a good prop, I can take the test..."
His words came to an abrupt end, because he found... on that piece of cardboard, there was only Basho-sang's signature, and what was even more outrageous... There was actually a bright red lip print next to the signature.
"Please put this kind of thing away..." At this moment, Xiao Tan's blackened state suddenly came online, "Even if you kneel down and beg me, I won't accept it..."
"Enough is enough, Basho-sang." At this point, Zeng Hao seemed to be unable to bear it any longer. He stepped forward and grabbed Basho by the collar, "Let's go, Basho-sang, don't trouble others anymore."
"Slow... slow! Mr. Zeng Liang..." At this moment, Basho turned over and stood up straight, "No... Zeng Liang!"
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"No... Master Zeng Liang..." Basho changed his address to his disciple with another forceful blush, "... let's fight! Fight with me!" R1152
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