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"Ah? A duel?" Zeng Liang said calmly, looking at Basho, still staring at the dead fish.
"That's right! Let this bird-like student be the referee!" Basho pointed to Xiao Tan.
"I'm Falcon..." Although he felt that he could say nothing, Xiaotan corrected him.
"So... it's finally time to teach this smug disciple a lesson..." Basho ignored the reaction of the two of them and said to himself, and in the next second... peeled off his shirt.
His kimono is one-piece, because the waist is tied with a sash, even if the upper part of the clothes is unbuttoned, the whole piece will not fall off.
"The ultimate mystery..." Basho stood up straight with her arms slightly apart and her legs slightly apart. Then raise your hands, palms straight, parallel to your forearms. Then... like a crab waving its pincers, he swung his arms up and down, and said with a constipated expression, "Look at the move! Matsuo Thousand-Handed Avalokitesvara!"
"Isn't it just two hands..." Xiao Tan looked at this guy playing tricks, and was really powerless to complain.
"Hahaha... You must be surprised." Basho smiled triumphantly, and looked at Zeng Liangdao, "This move... uses the high-speed movement of both hands to create afterimages and become the appearance of Avalokitesvara..."
"People say that there are only two hands..." Zeng Liang replied coldly.
"Eh? Don't you have more hands?" Basho was stunned for a moment.
"No..." Xiaotan replied in a very positive tone.
Hearing this, Basho speeded up the frequency of swinging her hands: "Then how about this?"
"It's useless..." Xiao Tan gave a more thorough veto.
"Is that so..." Basho read thoughtfully, and the movements of her hands gradually slowed down, "Then...forget it..."
At this point, he put on his clothes again in the blink of an eye. And showed an inspired expression: "Yes, let's use haiku to decide the outcome!"
"The turning point is too abrupt!" Xiao Tan exclaimed, "In other words... if you swing your hands at the same speed as when you put on clothes, maybe you can really create afterimages!"
"Hehehe..." Basho ignored Xiaotan's words again, and put on a gloomy expression. He said in a terrifying tone, "The rule is... From now on, all conversations between Zeng Liangjun and I must be conducted in a five-seven-five format..."
"So you set the rules..." Xiao Tan read, "I thought it was me, the referee..."
"Okay! The game begins!" Basho interrupted loudly before Xiao Tan could finish speaking.
the other side. Zeng Liang was as calm as before, and quickly said: "I said plantain (five), what is your favorite food (seven), what is it (five)?"
"I love eating sea urchin." Basho almost blurted out the answer.
After the two finished speaking, silence fell...
After about five seconds. Basho became angry and yelled, "Not yet! I haven't lost yet!"
"Uh... I, the referee, should decide whether to win or not..." Xiao Tan twitched the corners of his mouth, and continued, "But to be honest... does such an obvious outcome really need a referee..."
"Up to now..." Basho still ignored Xiao Tan, and stubbornly rushed to Zeng Liang and said, "...the only thing left is swimming! Use swimming to determine the outcome!" He pointed to the side, "It's just over there. If you fight in a small river, whoever swims to the big rock upstream first will win!"
"Okay." Zeng Liang replied calmly.
"Eh?" Xiao Tan was not worried about the young and strong Zeng Liang. It's just... Basho is really unreliable, "It's too much! Basho-sang!" He also glanced at the river. "The current of the river is very fast!"
"Don't be wordy!" Basho pulled Xiaotan's wings and went straight to the river, "I just want to compare!"
...
two minutes later...
Wang Tanzhi, Matsuo Basho, and Kawai Zengliang... came to that river.
Although it is in a town, this kind of small river still exists. Because it is connected to the sewage pipes in the city, the water in the river is not clean. And the current is quite turbulent.
"Stop gossip, let me call for preparations!" The three of them just stood still by the river. Basho couldn't wait to walk to the front, "Everyone take their places..."
Before the word "bit" could be uttered, one of his feet had already stepped into the water. In less than half a second... he slid down and yelled inexplicably, "Get out!"
"Let's go out?" Xiaotan repeated in doubt, and watched Basho... being washed away by the water.
"Ah! The water is so fast!" Basho, who was brought out more than ten meters by the current in an instant, finally showed panic, "Wait a minute... what the hell is this? I can't swim anymore! I won't play anymore! Hey...hee..."
Seeing this situation, Zeng Liang, who was standing on the bank, still sighed to Xiao Xiao in a lukewarm tone: "Did you see (5), Matsuo Basho is in the river (7), being washed by the water?" Let's go (five)."
"What are you doing leisurely over there! Your master was washed away!" Xiao Tan roared, "And...why are you still talking in five-seven-five sentences!"
...
fifteen minutes later...
Two kilometers downstream.
"I haven't seen a trace after walking so far, where did I rush to..." Xiao Tan walked beside Zeng Liang, and said in his mouth.
"The downstream river bed has become shallower, and it will probably stop somewhere." Compared with Xiao Tan, Zeng Liang's attitude is even colder, as if it was just a stranger who was washed away by the water... No, it should be said ... A guy who is worse than a stranger.
Before the two could speak, a light green figure appeared in Xiao Tan's sight.
His current falcon vision is very powerful, and he can see things very far away, so he can tell at a glance... that is the lower body of Basho lying upside down in the river bed.
Long story short, with the collaborative efforts of Xiao Tan and Zeng Liang, Basho came out of the river in no time.
"Basho-san... are you alright?" Xiao Tan looked at the embarrassed Basho and asked.
After landing, Basho was lying on the ground covered in water, with a look of collapse: "Thanks to you, I was saved..." He paused, and explained, "My head was caught between the rocks on the river bed. Only then will you be able to float with your feet facing the sky like just now."
"I said... Banana sang." Xiao sighed, "You proposed a swimming duel yourself, and you were washed away by the water in the end... It's already embarrassing enough, so don't expose such disgraceful details..."
"Nonsense!" Basho regained his energy after he caught his breath, "My haiku, Matsuo Basho... jumped into the river to protect the downstream village, and used my proud muscles to withstand the rapids..."
"Is this obviously nonsense nonsense part of "Legend of Basho"..." Xiao Tan replied with eyes wide open.
But Basho's nonsense didn't stop because of this, he continued; "However... after seeing this scene, my disciple Zeng Liangjun became jealous of the handsome Matsuo... Shuaiwei for short...so he..."
"Smash your face!" Zeng Liang slapped him, making Basho shut his mouth.
"It seems that your method is still effective..." Xiao Tan said.
"Of course." Zeng Liang replied.
"Damn it..." Basho was still unconvinced, he stood up with a whoosh, "Listen up...there is the final showdown..."
"Haven't you given up yet..." Xiao Tan shook his head while holding his forehead.
At this moment, he only hoped to end this side mission as soon as possible, so as to avoid any mental damage to himself.
"Hehehehe..." The confidence in Basho's smile was simply unimaginable, "That's right... at the very end... let's use our handsomeness to determine the winner!"
He suddenly turned his head and pointed at Xiao Tan, "This classmate, as the referee, this match... you can make a good decision!"
"Eh? Do you still remember the setting that I'm the referee..." Xiao Tan was taken aback, "Speaking of it... I didn't have a chance to make a decision at all before."
"Are you ready? Mr. Zeng Liang!" Basho took half a step back, looked at Xiao and sighed, "Say~ this classmate, Zeng Liangjun and I, which one is more handsome? Please speak with your conscience!"
"Zeng Liangjun." Xiao Tan's answer came so quickly.
"You..." Basho dog jumped up anxiously, "Fuck!" He shouted, and rushed towards Xiao Tan.
"Huh? What's going on? Fight?" This time, Xiao Tan was caught off guard. He thought that in this funny script, no battle would be triggered, so he was unprepared...
But see, Basho grabbed Xiao Tan by the neckline, knocked him down to the ground, and then... inserted his other hand into his hair, and began to scatter dandruff...
"Feel the wrath of the Haiku God! Snow Dance Nine Heavens!" Basho Chuji shouted out the name of the move angrily.
At this moment... Xiaotan was deeply shocked.
Looking at the dandruff floating on his face, he was speechless, and he didn't want to rise up to resist, because...he felt that it was too cruel to be serious with this kind of teasing.
"Oh...forget it..." At this moment, Zeng Liangjun sighed, "Forget me to lose."
"Eh?" Basho immediately stopped the movement of her hands when she heard the words, "Really? Then am I the flamboyant and handsome handsome tail?"
"Ah... that's right..." Zeng Liang continued weakly, "Merry Tail."
"What~ it turned out that I won~" Basho put on a harmless expression in an instant, stopped him from "Xuewu Jiutian", and took out something from her pocket, put it in the In Xiaotan's hand, "In short, thank you, this classmate..."
Before he finished speaking, he pulled Zeng Liang away, and waved to Xiao Tan from a distance: "Bye bye~"
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[Extra reward for special script: Ma Fei doll of Banana Mulberry]
When Xiaotan came back to his senses, the two had already walked away, and the system voice indicated... The "thing" that Basho stuffed into his hand before leaving was the reward for this mission. ()R655
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