"This is a veritable search for a needle in a haystack..." The boy in white looked up to the sky, "I don't know what's going on with Sister Zi... Sigh, although I was still not approved to go in that day, I was three steps closer... It was a great opportunity to take advantage of the victory and pursue it, but at this juncture, he was recalled by the queen mother and given such an inexplicable task... "
"This is really difficult! Is there anything more important than finding a daughter-in-law for your old man?"
"I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out."
Beside him, followed by two pale old men, listening to the white-clothed young man's thoughts all the way, the two old men had heavy faces and said nothing.
If this kid was a nephew or grandson of his own family... With this ability of talking ten thousand miles, he would have already strangled him to death...
It really made the old man have so many calluses in his ears...
But this kid's identity... the situation is stronger than others, so bear with it, what can you do if you can't bear it!
"Uncle Hu, how many cities have we found so far?" the boy in white turned his head and asked.
"Cough, nine." Uncle Hu replied.
Feeling helpless in my heart.
My surname is not Hu... My surname is Gao, okay? You can't just call me Uncle Hu just because I'm from the fox clan...
I have never changed my name in my life, I have never changed my surname, I have never even changed my alias, I am old and old, let a little kid change my surname, what is his mother's name? ! No, no, I dare not say his mother's, I made a slip of the tongue!
"There are already nine... and they are all relatively quiet cities... I don't understand, why would such an awesome character choose to stay in a quiet city?" the boy in white He began to think about it again: "I judge that he should be in the capital, or in some place where earth-shattering things may happen..."
"How can I find this? It's terrible!"
The two old men's faces were like jujubes, and they continued to remain silent.
This prince is just a chatterbox, no wonder, he had been lying on the bed for thousands of years and was sane but unable to speak. When he woke up all of a sudden, it was justifiable to become a chatterbox.
But the problem is that... it is the two of us who are with this talker.
This torture is really endless...
You shout for help? We haven't called for help yet!
You say a word, and he can immediately talk to you for two hours based on your meaningless sentence.
Along the way, the two of them had already made up their minds: never talk to him unless necessary!
"Uncle Hu, what city is ahead?" the boy in white asked with great interest.
"Lone Bamboo City." Uncle Hu said concisely, he could say a word less and never say a word more! .
"Well, we used to go to Lone Bamboo City, and further south is Luohua City, right? It's really not far away, you said we'll stay in Lone Bamboo City whether we can find it or not?" The prince was very excited. A very interested look.
"This..." The two old men showed embarrassment.
The task assigned by the Demon Queen, but the order to die, is unusually stern and serious, and now you say it, it becomes so unnecessary...`····
I really don't know what to do.
If something really happened, you are the son of the demon queen, even if you are punished, it is just a show, but what about us? ! ,
"Uncle Hu... Look, isn't this place very close to Luohua City?" The crown prince begged, "Although my mother made it clear that I can no longer go to Luohua City, I am in Lone Bamboo City. Are you okay? They are two different places after all!"
"When we have nothing to do, we can still wander around freely, right?"
"Maybe we can meet Miss Zi after just a stroll? I'm confident that we are destined for each other!"
"Maybe such a sudden meeting can make Miss Zi realize that this is fate? It belongs to the fate of the two of us."
"Maybe you have secretly promised me since then?"
"Then don't I have a chance from now on?"
"So you can return home with the beauty in your arms?"
The crown prince was frothing all over the mouth, thinking for a while, as if his thoughts had already become a reality.
The two old men had black lines all over their faces while bowing their heads in silence. I wailed in my heart: heaven, earth, help us... Our prince is crazy again... It's only been three days, and he has made such assumptions thousands of times...
God, our crown prince is hopelessly hopeless...
Is it useful to declare victory unilaterally
"Uncle Ma, please introduce this Lone Bamboo City to me." The crown prince finally changed the subject.
"My surname is not Ma." Uncle Ma said with a stern face: "Prince, my subordinate's surname is Qiu, and it is true that my surname is not Ma."
"I know. I heard from my mother that you were born in autumn, so your surname is Qiu, but you are from the horse tribe, right? Besides, you can choose your birth time, as long as you are a little In a few months at night, your surname will be Dong; right? But your origin and race cannot be changed, right?"
The crown prince spoke eloquently: "Tell me, what's wrong with me calling you Uncle Ma? It's just right, it's a perfect match."
Uncle Ma looked helpless, he was at a loss for words. Facing such a not thick prince, even if he has the talent to fight the world with his tongue, he is speechless. !
Uncle "Hu" on the side looked at him sympathetically, and Uncle Ma raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, you can call me Uncle Ma from now on."
If you still disagree, this master will start class immediately, and you must admit that you are Uncle Ma.
It was a long and cruel process, almost worse than being tortured.
Since it is still unavoidable to accept in the end, let your ears suffer a little bit.
"Then please tell me about this Lone Bamboo City..." The prince said with great interest, "especially the unique anecdote of Lone Bamboo City. When I fail to complete the task in the future, I can explain it to my mother and prove that I really worked hard." Yes, it's not all without achievements..."
The two fell down at the same time: Have you worked hard? Where did you work hard? Don't mess with the word "effort"!
Ever since the words of a certain prince who had no ambitions and ignored the orders of the demon queen, the two super masters of the demon clan were completely discouraged.
It doesn't seem to work if you don't get discouraged. What's the use of following such an extremely incomprehensible top prince, even if you are a saint
So the trip of the three of them suddenly slowed down, and they entered Lone Bamboo City unsteadily all the way, just like a high-spirited son leading two walking corpses.
Both of them were filled with grief and indignation: Oh my God, let me die... It's fine to have nothing to do all the way, and I have to bear a chatter; it's fine to chatter, and my surname has been changed... ··
Wandering here and there in the city for a long time, the crown prince euphemistically called him 'close to the people! Observe the customs,! The two masters almost hit the wall: this is not your task! Your mission is to find Chu Yang...
After a long while, the crown prince has experienced enough of the customs: After flirting with a girl and being angrily scolded by someone pointing his nose, he decided to find an inn near the north gate with a face full of embarrassment.
"The people here are not cute!" said the prince.
The two masters only felt that the balls were cramping: You went to strike up a conversation with someone's wife in front of her husband... You didn't beat me up on the spot because of the number of us... ··
When the crown prince travels, he must stay in the most luxurious and luxurious hotel in the city.
Don't choose the right one, only choose the expensive one, the expensive one may not be the right one, but it must not be too bad!
Now, although he is not officially traveling as a crown prince, the main purpose is to complete the mission, but the crown prince's worth cannot be lost, and he cannot lose it at any time.
"The best suite!" The prince said to the people in the inn very indifferently and naturally: "I want the tallest and largest room in Tianzi No. 1."
The inn clerk looked embarrassed: "This guest officer, please include one or two things. The room you designated is already occupied by someone. Do you think..."
"Eh?" The crown prince was startled when he heard the words, and before he could speak, Uncle Ma, who was holding back his anger all the way, suppressed his words: "Let the people living in it get out! Clean it up immediately and make room for our young master."
As soon as the words fell, someone said lightly on the tip of their tongue: "Hey, what's the matter? Chasing girls is also about first-come-first-served? What's the matter? Now I'm staying in an inn, but I still want to kick people out and give them to me." Are you freeing up space? Are you still talking about the morality of the world and the axioms of the world? Tsk tsk tsk, the Yaohuangtian is indeed the Yaohuangtian, this time I have seen it... Awesome, awesome, so fucking awesome. Someone is more awesome than me!"
This person said "Lao Tzu", undisguised cynicism, mixed with a strong sense of provocation, and revealed a full hooligan tone.
The three of them turned their heads suddenly at the same time and followed the prestige, but they were stunned for a moment.
I saw a person standing at the top of the stairs upstairs, with his arms crossed and his eyes squinting, looking at this side.
It doesn't matter if you are acting or something, from the tone of your speech just now, it can be seen that this person must be a gangster, it is not surprising to have this style, it is really unexpected, or rather special, it is really the appearance of this person, It's really "weird".
I saw this man, one with big eyes, one with small eyes, one with round eyes, one with triangular eyes, one with ears growing forward and one ear growing back. The whole face seemed to be created by the Creator. Then he punched the embryo hard in the face. Then he rubbed it like that indiscriminately, although he could still barely see the appearance of the person, but it was really a little bit reluctant.
Even the two eyebrows grow backwards.
Also, this person's voice is extremely weird, like a pack of wolves howling in the dark night, and it also has the meaning of a group of male ducks mixing their mouths.
The crown prince was obviously frightened by this person's "face", and asked a little frightened, "What kind of monster are you?"
＜A little late, sorry. >