The man walked down the stairs swinging his arms, raised his head, turned his nostrils to the sky, and gently blew on the nose hairs that came out of his nostrils. As the nose hairs were blown away, the man flicked his hair, and with a sound of "brushing", brushed the hair His messy hair was tossed aside.
"I am the guest who lives in Tianzi No. 1 room!" The man squinted his eyes: "In other words, I am the one you want to drive out!"
As he said that, his whole body twitched, his butt stretched like a convulsion, and he said, "Am I handsome? When you looked at me like that just now, were you shocked by my appearance?!"
"Ho ho ho ho..." The crown prince stared, suddenly feeling blank in his mind.
Although I was indeed shocked by your "face", the result cannot be denied, but the inner truth is too different, it is completely different, let's talk about it!
As the prince of the entire monster clan, he can probably be regarded as a well-informed senior figure, and, among the entire Jiuchong Tianqian, the strange-looking one among the monster clan is definitely the first. But, even so, she never expected that there would be such a strange looking person in this world!
Even in my wildest dreams, I never imagined that words like "Am I handsome, or am I shocked by my appearance, can be uttered from the mouth of this monster in front of me, where is my conscience?" !
As far as you are virtuous, you have the nerve to ask me what is my morality? Where is the axiom
After being stunned for a long time, the prince suddenly became furious, and in an instant he forgot about the fact that the other party refused to let the house go. He pointed his fingers in infinite anger and shouted: "You, you, you...you said that, do you still have any questions?" Have a conscience! Are you not guilty of asking this?!"
As soon as they said a word, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma, who were about to get angry and shoot, heard that they were in danger of falling!
The other party's question is undoubtedly beyond common sense, but our crown prince's answer seems to be even more extraordinary! haunted!
The conflict that should have arisen immediately was misdirected by the other party's words... and it was diverted to a place where the wind and the horse had nothing to do with each other. Moreover, the crown prince's words are so easy to carry, if you follow along, you will miss it, and you won't look back.
Of course, we must also guard against the sudden counterattack of this weird guy. It should be basically a foregone conclusion...
Unexpectedly, when the weird man heard this sentence, he suddenly seemed very very complacent, and said, "You know my wife?"
The crown prince was suddenly puzzled by Monk Zhang Er again. He scratched his head subconsciously and asked, "I know your wife?" He wondered if this person was a psychopath
The man's eyebrows were beaming, his eyebrows were like two earthworms jumping convulsively on his face for a while, it was extremely frightening, he laughed, and said loudly: "When my wife saw me back then, the first sentence she said was the same... What you said just now made me feel the taste of love again, thank you..."
"The Taste of Love..." The crown prince felt as if struck by lightning. I let you experience the taste of love? OMG...···
"I think back then, that little girl wasted a lot of effort on me. Thinking about it makes me sad..." The strange man had some memories.
This guy actually rolled his eyes and fell into the reverie of the past after such things.
What's even more outrageous is that a certain prince actually feels pity for the same person here. Thinking of the difficulty of chasing a woman, he can't help but nod and feel the same: "Yeah... this chasing woman, It's really too difficult, as long as you can have the last laugh, any price is worth it..."
"Women, women..." The strange man had a look of nostalgia on his face, but also seemed sad.
"Woman, what woman..." The crown prince sighed, feeling really sad.
For a moment, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked at each other in astonishment.
Shouldn't these two be fighting for a room
Under normal circumstances, the process is - one insists on staying, the other insists on not letting go, the two fight, and then the fight ends with a life, at least it is normal to have a bloody head, right
How can we chat with each other so well now
What's the situation
How could it be like this? !
But I saw these two people saying something here and there, you said something to me, everyone seemed to not understand what the other party was saying, but they felt that what the other party said was very suitable for their own experiences, and the more they talked, the more enthusiastic they became. It's too late to meet each other.
"Brother! We hit it off right away. If I buy you a drink, you must show me face!" The crown prince waved his hand boldly.
"This face must not be given!" The strange man glared, and waved his hand boldly: "Unless I invite you!"
"Hahaha, good, good..." The two laughed loudly, and then, that strange man came over with a big laugh, and actually just put his arms around the crown prince's shoulders, looking like two good brothers, but The crown prince was unexpectedly unprepared, so he was hugged by the other party. The two of them hooked their shoulders together, and while talking enthusiastically, they found a table and sat down.
Then the two of them started to pat the table and started yelling, asking for wine and food.
"Xiao Er! Serve the wine! Good wine!" The weird man patted the table.
"Dude, serve the food, you want good food!" The prince patted the table.
"Hurry up! Don't dawdle!" the strange man raised his neck and called.
"If you dare to dawdle, I will demolish your shop!" The prince said fiercely.
"Hurry up! You're so ignorant!" the two yelled together.
Like two punks!
Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma felt their eyeballs hit the ground at the same time
I rely on! This also works!
What is the situation, how could it be like this? !
The two of them walked over like puppets, and saw the two people sitting opposite each other, talking happily about something, they sat down mechanically, completely speechless.
Under such urging, how could the hotel dare to neglect? After a while, the food and wine were served.
I saw the two people facing each other, both of them were happy and frothy. Pushing a cup to change a cup, that kind of speculative energy, let alone mention it.
But, as we talked, the situation changed.
It just became that strange man talking alone, and a certain prince was there to listen to the teaching and listen attentively.
"...So, I killed that monster, and gave her the spirit beast core I took out; hahaha, I secretly promised... Then, his brother didn't agree with our matter, I'm furious, you dare to interfere with me and my wife's affairs, that's fine, I'll just..."
What the weird man said was frothy, high-spirited, and arrogant for the rest of his life.
The crown prince watched and listened enviously.
Because they finally caught up!
At this point, he is already much, much, much stronger than himself!
"Women..." The weird man felt the other party's admiration and jealousy, and he was even more complacent: "...My wife, it seems very fierce at first, but Later, when it fell into our hands, it became a tender feeling, and of course this tender feeling is only for me, hahahahaha..."
The crown prince lifted the jug and poured the wine attentively, with a look of admiration on his face: "It's amazing, I admire it, let's drink and drink."
"Hahaha..." The weird man smiled, rolled his eyelids suddenly, and said, "Hey, I seem to have overlooked a very important thing &..."
The three looked at him at the same time.
Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma felt nervous at the same time: Could it be that this guy remembered the fight for the room at this time
But seeing this person slapped his head and suddenly realized: "Everyone hits like old friends, I actually forgot to ask, brother, what's your name? Although the name that crosses your heart is just a code name, but it's better to know this code name!"
The crown prince also slapped his head: "Yes, yes, it's extremely impolite for me to be fascinated by my brother's big talk, and I haven't asked your name?!"
Both of them actually laughed awkwardly at the same time, both seemed a little embarrassed, and moved in unison: they were both scratching their heads. While scratching, he smiled embarrassingly.
"Hey hey..."
"Hey hey..."
Puff!
The two super masters next to him fell under the chair at the same time, it was obviously not enough, and they could only actually drill the table.
How can there be such a strange thing in this world? His mother drank more than a dozen catties of wine with his shoulders crossed for so long. It was as affectionate as wearing a pair of trousers. all are...
Could it be that this is what is said in the legend, isn't it true that if a family doesn't belong to the same family, isn't it just a little bit like him!
There are already too many of these wonderful ones, and there are still two of them. Moreover, they got together on the same table by such a chance.
It's really... an opportunity, an opportunity. The two masters sighed infinitely in their hearts.
The two of us were actually able to witness this meeting, what a blessing!
"My little brother's name is Yao Ningning, you dare to ask your brother's name!" The crown prince immediately reported his real name, and the two masters didn't even have time to stop him.
My prince, this "Yao Ning Ning" is the name of the prince of the Yaohuangtian, who doesn't know the whole Yaohuangtian? There will be absolutely no repetitions! Ordinary people may not know it, but this guy has a domineering aura, obviously he is from the world, how can he not know the name of the prince
Now that I know who you are, I still can't get close to you, it depends on our prince's admiration for this guy's theory of picking up girls, so I don't have to ask for anything, Mr. Prince, you are too much!
You said you want to make friends, and that's fine, but how can you make friends if you've already betrayed yourself? Just wait for the other party to kowtow to you.
Unexpectedly, the weird man laughed, his eyebrows beaming: "Yao Ningning? It's a woman with a sign of Yao, right? Brother, I have to say that your name is somewhat inappropriate. It sounds like a girl's name, too. What's up?"
He actually started to comment.
The two masters looked at each other in astonishment: This top grade, you don't know that this is the prince's name
"Who says it's not?" The crown prince slapped his thigh, looking like he wanted to meet a confidant, and shouted: "I think so too, but my mother just won't change it for me. I wanted to change my name, but my mother scolded me." A meal and a beating, you don’t know, hey, it’s hard to describe..."
"Your mother is so awesome, you still have mother to discipline..." the weird man said very, very enviously.
The two demon masters looked at each other dumbfounded, lowered their heads at the same time, and drank their tea speechlessly.
Wonderful!
Absolutely super weird!
Your mother is so awesome? Hey, his mother is the demon queen! Can a majestic generation of demon queens not be awesome
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