"Can't watch?"
Lin Zixiao asked, and the Seventh Elder was speechless for a while: "You can look at it, but you have to go to our experimental base, that thing... can't be moved casually."
"Then I'll go and take a look!"
"… "
“Take a look… Just take a look!”
The Seventh Elder agreed: "I'll send someone to pick you up."
"OK."
…
After the call was hung up, the eleven ministers looked at each other, and ten of them had somewhat conflicted expressions...
"You guys are just too nervous."
Only the elder sighed softly: "Since we are partners, and such an important strategic partner, why should we think so much?"
“As the ancients said: Don’t doubt people when you employ them, and don’t employ people you doubt.”
"Since we have already cooperated, we should entrust everything to you!"
"Also, although the artificial sun is one of our most advanced core technologies at present,... don't forget that it is still only a semi-finished product."
"No, it shouldn't be called a semi-finished product, because it's far from being a semi-finished product. Let Lin Fan take a look, maybe he can give some suggestions!"
"Who said..." The elder smiled and said, "Is cultivating immortals not scientific?"
"It's just a science that has not been mastered by us or the people. What if we can use the methods of cultivating immortals to perfect the artificial sun?"
"Even if it's just a little bit better, it's a huge improvement!"
"If it doesn't work, we won't lose anything, right?"
These words eliminated all the contradictions and doubts in everyone's hearts.
"That's true..."
“It’s because our thinking hasn’t changed.”
“Times… have changed!”
At this moment, the Second Elder's communicator suddenly rang. He did not hesitate and directly turned on the speakerphone and answered the call in public.
"Second Minister, the Eagle Country Capitalist Income Protection Union and almost all forces including Chicken, South Korea, and Bear Country have jointly initiated a global conference and specifically asked you and the other ministers to attend..."
"oh?"
The Second Elder smiled and looked at the people.
In fact, at this moment, all the ministers smiled.
"Understood. Let's get ready and notify them. We will start the global video conference in ten minutes."
"Yes, Second Elder!"
…
Hang up the connection.
The eleven elders looked at each other, and then... they all laughed.
"Sure enough, they still can't sit still."
"Of course. Our news broadcast has already aired it, announcing the existence of immortal cultivators and even saying they will hold training classes. It would be strange if they could just sit still."
"Xian... It's just a simple word. Foreigners may not understand what this word means to Chinese people, but they also know that it means something very powerful."
"It is impossible for us to be the only one in power."
"But... hehe, it's not that simple~"
They chuckled, talked and expressed their feelings.
Who can reach this point is not "old and smart"? Especially after the baptism of the spiritual energy pills, they all returned to their prime years, their thinking became more agile, and thus, they naturally became more tactful in dealing with things.
Maybe many people don’t know and have misunderstood them…
Because in the past, whenever something happened, it seemed that the people from the Department of Residents’ Well-being would only protest, protest solemnly
But in fact, hey, there are quite a few "magic operations" in private.
For example, there have been some conflicts on the sea before. Judging from the news, the country has suffered a great loss and felt extremely wronged.
But in reality…
Tsk tsk tsk, our country's "fishing boats" directly use high-pressure water guns to spray water on other countries' ships, but they dare not say anything~
Looking at the news, the spokesperson of the Department of Residents’ Happy Life was protesting and negotiating in various ways. The people felt so aggrieved. They were actually being bullied right at their doorstep
But in reality…
Okay!
It was our people who bullied them at home, but what was announced to the public was that our family members suffered losses and were wronged.
But can such things be said
That must not be said!
Just be happy in your heart, it's enough for us to know it.
At this moment, all the powerful forces in the world are asking for help from our Residents’ Happy Life Department. How can we not do our best
What
They just force it
Do you know why we publicly announced that we will open immortal cultivation courses and adult immortal cultivation training classes in the future? It is to prevent this problem from happening!
force
Who among the ordinary small forces dares to force China? Are you crazy?!
Big powers? Joining forces? This is indeed possible. If they disagree, a fight may not happen, but it is very likely that they will be strangled in those high-tech fields...
After all, this is not the first time they have done this!
Just like decades ago, when computers first came out, they were not allowed to be exported to China, and the same was true for some precision industrial equipment.
But... when China has developed it on its own and caught up with the world's leading level? Well! Then they will stop blocking this technology and equipment immediately!
Not only did they not block it, they also reduced prices***, such as etching machines~
Isn’t it insidious
It's so damn insidious! Even worse than before.
The elders have already experienced many battles with these issues, so naturally they have made comprehensive considerations and thought about all the issues at the beginning of making a decision!
so…
The news broadcast will say that we can't cultivate immortality now, so please be patient. When we can, we will start a class and everyone can cultivate immortality~
This seems to appease the people in the country, but in fact, it is also appeasing many forces~!
As for the effectiveness of the soothing, it depends on how the conversation goes after a few minutes.
…
Soon, the meeting began.
The eleven ministers did not move at all. Above the conference table, there were four large screens, so they could clearly see the other people in the video conference.
“There are quite a lot of people.”
The Grand Lord muttered, "It looks like all the big and small, any influential forces have joined, right?"
"It's a global conference after all, big brother!" The second cabinet elder was speechless for a while: "How can it be less?"
"Then... let's get started." The elder laughed.
…
At this moment, almost everyone in the video was shocked!
What did they see
The eleven ministers of the Ministry of Residents' Happiness and Life have all become younger? This!!!
Considering some other news from China before, it was even harder for them to remain calm.
When they gradually came to their senses, the Second Elder spoke quietly.
"Everyone, what is the purpose of your application for this video conference?"
The second cabinet minister is mainly responsible for related matters, so he will lead this meeting.
"Global Conference... Is there an emergency?"
"Don't worry, our Residents' Happiness and Life Department will definitely cooperate and work together with you to solve relevant problems."
This is a bright statement!
However, in the picture, people from various forces, different skin colors, different races, and different attire almost all rolled their eyes.
There was simultaneous translation, so they naturally understood what the Second Elder meant.
But precisely because they understood, they wanted to curse.
What you said sounds really nice!
The pretending is quite realistic.
But the question is, don’t you have any idea why we initiated this video conference
“Ahem!”
Someone from the capitalists' income protection union coughed lightly.
Then, the man with the chicken in the basin jumped out.
"Second Elder, you don't have to pretend to be ignorant. We have all received accurate information, and your official has also confirmed the existence of the 'immortal cultivator'."
"This supernatural power is too dangerous and uncontrollable. Once a problem occurs, it will be a global disaster!"
"So, I think we must sign an agreement on this matter, an agreement recognized by the whole world, just like the 'Mushroom Egg Agreement' between China and the US!"
“That’s what we all mean.”
In the picture, everyone nodded repeatedly to show their agreement.
However, when the eleven elders heard this, they pouted their lips repeatedly and even almost laughed out loud...
In the final analysis, aren't you afraid of Lin Fan? Afraid that he will come to your country to cause trouble
Besides, you are so anxious because you have no way of contacting him, right
Hehehe…
Who here is not a smart person
If you guys can get in touch with him, you will definitely contact him as soon as possible, and then try every means to win him over and cooperate with him.
In other words, since we cannot win them over, we have no choice but to use the form of a global conference to force them.
What a pity, don’t you think we were fooled
The Second Elder sighed helplessly: "Indeed, immortal cultivators do exist. This is absolutely true."
"But... to be honest, this cultivator is not from our Residents' Happy Life Department. I believe that everyone will not have any doubts about this, right?"
"So, we can't represent him. How can we sign this kind of agreement?"
No one refuted this.
Are the immortal cultivators from the Department of Residents’ Happy Life
fart!
If that was true, how could the Ministry of Residents' Happiness and Life have endured humiliation for so many years? They should have risen up in resistance long ago, or even sent out immortal cultivators to kill them, right
So they did not doubt the words of the Second Elder, but this did not mean that they would give up.
"Then why did your Department of Residential Happiness prevent our people from seeing him?!"
The people of South Korea stood up and slammed the table.
"If they are not your people, what right do you have to interfere?"
The elder laughed and said, "The immortal cultivator personally asked us not to let anyone disturb him."
"How dare we not listen to his words?!"
Old man!
Lin Fan is clearly very young...
However, the other ten ministers remained calm and indifferent, as if they had not heard what was said.
Smoke bomb~~~
What
Doesn’t Lin Fan look old in the video
Hey, the immortal cultivator just looks young, he is probably in his eighties, nineties or even over a hundred years old now, right!
You want to investigate secretly
Go check, find those who are very old, and check slowly~
…
"We demand to have a direct dialogue with the immortal cultivators!"
The Russians stood up and made their demands.
"Feel sorry."
The Seventh Elder retorted: "He likes to practice in seclusion and does not want to be disturbed by outsiders. You should also know that the immortal cultivators in our country have always lived in seclusion in the mountains!"
Smoke bombs x3!
(PS: To be honest, it's really miserable. Yesterday's chapter was screwed again, but I didn't write anything prohibited. I feel really uncomfortable. Today's plot was conceived a long time ago. It was going to be very exciting and cool. I get excited just thinking about the slapping in the face. But now I really don't dare to write it. I'm scared!
So... I can only try to write about things that are light-hearted and marginal. If there is anything unreasonable... I really don’t dare to write it! Woohoo... )