The old man has retired from the world!
Chinese cultivators have always been~!
Two more smoke bombs.
First they lied to him that he was old, lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests, and didn't want to see outsiders. Then they lied to him that 'it's always been'~!
These two words are a bit subtle.
It seems to be saying, there are many immortal cultivators in our Chinese country, so you guys~~~take it easy.
As soon as these words came out, if the video hadn't been turned on at this moment, the other elders would definitely give the Seventh Elder a thumbs up. It was simply a divine assist~
It can be seen that as soon as the Seventh Elder said this, the expressions of everyone in the video changed subtly.
There must be immortal cultivators!
But who can be sure that there is only one immortal cultivator
What if there are more people like this
fear!
Who wouldn’t be afraid at this moment
What should I do if I feel scared
They didn't even have the confidence to speak! They had originally planned to use threats, inducements, and coercion, but at this moment, they were becoming less and less confident, and later...
After a long debate, coercion finally turned into negotiation!
“This is not good!” Bob from the Capitalist Profit Protection Union stiffened his neck: “No one knows safety better than me!”
"You have cultivators in China, but other countries don't. What if you bully our brother's forces and country in the future?"
"We are a peaceful country and have never actively invaded." The elder said quietly.
"That was in the past. If you had enough strength, who could say for sure? And words are not enough!!!" Bob continued to jump up and down.
"Our country should also have 'supermen' and 'people with special powers'!"
"This is the only way to check and balance each other. The relationship between countries and forces will be smooth, just like mushroom eggs, able to check and balance each other!"
"Oh, yes!" The elder slapped his forehead and said, "I also think that you should have supernatural powers."
Forehead
Everyone was stunned.
So easy to agree? No one reacted.
But then the elder said, "The immortal cultivators are a legend that has been passed down from ancient times in our country. You also had legends in ancient times, right?!"
"Hiss, the Norse gods?! Vampires? Angels? Superman? Werewolves? Druids? Ultraman? Even Thanos? Magicians, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry??"
"There are many things in here, but they are more powerful than our immortal cultivators..."
"These are your supernatural powers, right? Why don't you just find them? We can still check and balance each other and ensure safety!"
Bob: “…”
Chicken in a basin: “…”
Hairy Bear: “…”
Bangzi: “…”
"… "
Everyone who hadn't reacted yet was stunned after hearing what the Grand Lord said!!!
Norse gods, vampires, angels, and even Ultraman and Thanos?!
You think you're funny?!
At this moment, they all wanted to curse.
But if you think about it carefully...
Hey
It seems that this is really possible!
Immortal cultivators are a legend passed down in ancient China, so why can't the legends in our country be true
For example, vampires, werewolves, angels, druids, etc., right? How many years have they been around
Of course, people like Ultraman and Thanos should just get lost!
If we can find this kind of supernatural power, we may not be able to compete with the immortal cultivators. After all, they are all supernatural powers, right? !
They couldn't help but think...
Since immortal cultivators are likely to be real, why can't the legends of our country be true
After the meeting is over, I really have to look for it, of course, in a low-key manner.
but!!!
Now is not the time to talk about this, we must ask the Ministry of Residents’ Happiness and Life to give us an explanation!
At this moment, they share the same hatred and the same enemy!
Jiaobenji's face almost turned black: "Grand Lord, your joke is not funny at all."
Bob snorted, "That's right!"
Bangzi continued, "Don't beat around the bush. We both know that if you don't give us a satisfactory answer today, we will definitely not be satisfied!"
"You're not satisfied... so what? Do you want to fight?"
The second elder suddenly asked back.
The question stumped everyone.
beat
this…
You guys have a cultivator, who dares to fight? The worst that can happen is to use a sword, right? But this can't be said openly, everyone just needs to understand it in their hearts!
How should we respond when you speak like this
For a moment, there were no steps to go down.
Fortunately, at this time, the elder said unhappily: "Second brother, how do you talk like that?!"
"What do you mean by fighting or not? Rude, we are here to solve the problem, don't you agree?"
Are the stairs coming
When everyone heard this, they naturally got off the boat immediately.
“Yes, yes, yes!”
“To solve the problem!”
"What the elder said makes sense!!!"
Only the Second Elder turned his head and curled his lips: "Tsk~!"
Everyone: “…”
The elder nodded with satisfaction: "Since everyone thinks what I said makes sense, then tell me, how do you want to achieve a balance and how can you feel at ease?"
"If possible, I will try my best to satisfy you~!"
“It’s very simple!”
Seeing the great elder 'give in', Bangzi was the first to jump up and say: "Make us younger too!"
Foot Basin Chicken then spoke up: "We also need immortal cultivators!"
Bob chuckled and said, "After you Chinese country opens immortal cultivation courses and adult training classes, we will also send people over to study!"
“Yes, I need to learn!!!”
"Yes, yes, this is the key point, you must learn it!"
"You guys... this is making it difficult for me to handle this!" The elder rubbed his brows and said, "It's not that easy to solve."
"Solve it!" The Second Elder slammed the table and said, "If you ask me, I'll go ask him to help me and teach these idiots a lesson!"
"The magic medicine is priceless. Even for us, he gave us one only because he saw how hard we worked for many years. How can these assholes still want the magic medicine?"
"We are too ashamed to ask him to ask for one for his family. Why should they do that? Who do they think they are?!"
As soon as these words came out...
The expressions of people from various forces were somewhat subtle.
They had already figured out a routine a long time ago, and that was the people from the Department of Residents' Happiness and Life... so cunning!
They have also figured out the principle that one plays the good cop and the other plays the bad cop.
I have also understood the principle of giving a candy after a slap in the face.
Obviously, the second elder is now the bad guy, while the first elder is the bad guy.
But in fact, they had done a lot of investigations before applying for this global conference. For example, the families of these ministers and other senior officials of the Ministry of Residents' Well-being and Life have not become younger.
This means that the Second Elder was not talking nonsense, he couldn't even get a single pill for his family, so this "magic medicine" was indeed difficult to obtain.
Therefore, I have a general idea of what is going on.
What's more, this kind of negotiation is impossible to be thorough at the beginning. I ask for a high price, you bargain drastically, and then we can make concessions to each other.
Can’t get the miracle drug
Then let's not have any miracle medicine, okay
Bob said softly, "This magic medicine... Actually, there is no need to rush. The main issue is that we can send exchange students to each other."
"For the sake of world peace and stability, I believe that we must send exchange students. Our young people and adults also need to learn how to cultivate immortality!"
"You, the ministers of the Ministry of Residents' Happiness and Life, are well aware..."
He said earnestly: "The earth is not fragile, but we humans are extremely fragile. If we cannot restrain each other, once a war breaks out, the earth may be fine, but we humans will decline or even become extinct too easily."
"So, you must agree to the condition of being an exchange student!"
"impossible… "
The second cabinet minister still slammed the table.
but…
The elder glared at him and said, "Second brother!!! Stop talking. I think what Bob said makes sense. I will make the decision on this matter..."
"But!!!"
The Second Elder seemed a little unconvinced, but after being glared at by the First Elder again, he sat down angrily and said nothing.
"Exchange student... learning to cultivate..."
"Alas, it's not impossible, but everyone, you may not know this!" The elder sighed: "This cultivation is not easy!"
"We need to hire professional immortal cultivation teachers, and among immortal cultivation teachers, there are teachers of skills, spells, formations, alchemy, equipment, theory, and practice... In short, we need to hire a lot of teachers!"
As soon as the elder opened his mouth...
Even my own people were shocked!
This is... really a scam!
"The cost of hiring these teachers is not low! Our Residents' Happiness and Life Department has to spend almost everything to barely afford to hire some of these teachers."
"If you all send people here, even if you only send one person, there will be more than a hundred people... That means several classes. The investment is too huge. We... can't afford it!"
"one?"
Bob frowned: "It can't be just one, at least one class!"
"A class?"
The elder turned pale and waved his hands: "Impossible, impossible! Do you know how much a class costs? We can't afford it."
“I definitely can’t afford it!”
"Humph, you are so greedy!"
The second cabinet minister cursed angrily.
In my heart... I was so happy.
The other nine ministers all looked unhappy, but in their hearts, they were all amazed and almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
As expected, you are the Grand Minister!
How about we just ask for the benefits openly? !
Don't agree? Then don't send anyone here to study!
Bob and the others were not fools, so they naturally understood what the elder meant, but there was nothing they could do. At this time... they could only make some compromises.
"Yes, inviting immortal cultivators to teach will definitely be very expensive and a huge burden, so... I suggest that we bear the tuition and related expenses of our own exchange students ourselves. Is that okay?"
"Do what you can. Pay what you can afford."
"That's fine." The elder nodded slightly, his face looking better: "The cost of one class is about..."